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Stoatbringer posted:Aw, I was hoping it would be a Chuck Tingle novel. Pounded in the Rump by Donald Trump
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:A twist ending worthy of Shyamalan. Except it's watchable.
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Gruffalo Soldier posted:http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/these-weed-dealers-got-so-high-and-paranoid-they-ended-up-calling-the-cops-on-themselves--bJeM0BK6ng This is the platonic ideal of something, but I'm not sure what.
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I love how this is the perfect example of what I tell newbies: The best way to not get muddy/wet is to walk slowly through the middle of the mud/river. Anything else is gambling with losing your balance and falling in. But no, their precious sneakers! Nevermind they'll be just as muddy/wet in another two hours. So what I'm saying is thank you, I'm off to get this framed.
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Stoatbringer posted:Aw, I was hoping it would be a Chuck Tingle novel. Dr. Tingle's already got the Trumpster covered. 
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Holy gently caress hahahahaha. GF trying to do yoga but can't concentrate cause im laughing so hard.
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Ehud posted:I mean, it's not nearly as funny as the guy who set out to walk across the country with a baby stroller carrying his supplies and only made it like 40 miles, but I was amused nonetheless.
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the most straya robbery ever  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qpI49SuDTo
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Birb Katter posted:the most straya robbery ever Who the gently caress would rob an Oporto?
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Testekill posted:Who the gently caress would rob an Oporto? The sort of people who get foiled by a dude with one thong and no shirt.
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Skippy applying a neat sleeper hold there. Do not ever gently caress with full grown kangaroos.
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ausgoons can correct me if im wrong, but kangaroos fight each other for dominance by choking their rivals to death ps she died
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im pooping! posted:ausgoons can correct me if im wrong, but kangaroos fight each other for dominance by choking their rivals to death You know wrestling is fake right?
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im pooping! posted:ausgoons can correct me if im wrong, but kangaroos fight each other for dominance by choking their rivals to death Roos fight for dominance by grabbing each other and then kicking each other in the belly. If they're fighting in a dam then they'll straight up try and drown each other or stomp the poo poo out of things.
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Birb Katter posted:The sort of people who get foiled by a dude with one thong and no shirt. lol im trans
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The "Where in the world is Matt" dance really got weird.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:The soundtrack for the video works equally well for the gif Well, whaddaya know https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/eklAxNn.gif&v=pVGUs9nQGaw&s=19
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A crippling blizzard in Washington DC, yet idiots still want to go out in it. Better make sure the ol' SUV is in good condition.
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Birb Katter posted:the most straya robbery ever
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Surprisingly no schaden in this freude. http://i.imgur.com/y4oqOrR.gifv
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Less Fat Luke posted:What's even going on here? The guy without the shoe is trying to rob the place? Why did he throw that other guys key away? quote:A COUPLE of Gold Coast blokes have thwarted would-be robbers and filmed the entire dramatic encounter overnight.
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Testekill posted:Who the gently caress would rob an Oporto? What is an Oporto?
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Hihohe posted:What is an Oporto? Portuguese fast-food joint in Australia.
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Gruffalo Soldier posted:http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/these-weed-dealers-got-so-high-and-paranoid-they-ended-up-calling-the-cops-on-themselves--bJeM0BK6ng Bath salts make people go crazy and eat someone's face. Alcohol can be a mixed bag of rear end in a top hat or funny-stupid behavior. Meth turns people into crazy toothless scabby zombies. But weed? Got high, rescued a dog, felt ashamed and called the cops on themselves. 
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Taco Bell exec is suing the Uber driver he beat up for $5 millionquote:Remember Benjamin Golden, the former Taco Bell executive who beat up his Uber driver? Golden is now suing the driver for $5 million for recording the violent attack. From the Orange County Register: I wonder how the judge will react to this? Hopefully this will backfire on him and generate some schadenfreude.
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Less Fat Luke posted:What's even going on here? The guy without the shoe is trying to rob the place? Why did he throw that other guys key away? They were probably pissed and were going to the service station for food and were loving around on the way, hence the recording.
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JamesieAB posted:Taco Bell exec is suing the Uber driver he beat up for $5 million the lawyer taking his case should be disbarred
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The Uber driver originally sued the exec for $25,000 for his damages, injuries, and whatnot. The exec came back with this counterclaim for $5 million. I believe the lawyer who filed the counterclaim was the same lawyer that is handling his criminal charges. Folks, there are different types of lawyers. Some lawyers are very, very good at criminal cases, and know how to handle those matters in a way that will work. These same lawyers will do things extraordinarily poorly if you let them near the civil side of law. Regardless of the merits of the case, or the merits of the underlying action, this was an extraordinarily stupid thing to do for both your case against the driver and the criminal case pending against you.
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I haven't read any of the details because I'm lazy, but I'm pretty sure that $5m figure is because the Taco Bell dude lost his job when the video surfaced. Not saying he deserves it or anything, but he lost a boat load of money when that video hit youtubes.
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The lawyer doing the counter suit is gonna get paid whether he wins or not. Basically just padding his bill a little. Write civil complaint : $ Submit complaint: $ Read judge's decision to dismiss: $ Phone call to client to discuss civil suit: $ Goddamn do I wish I was a lawyer sometimes.
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