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elise the great
May 1, 2012

You do not have to be good. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.
...I live here?

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Lucid Nonsense
Aug 6, 2009

Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day

smilingfish posted:

Um, I think you'll find it actually is a pickle. Ergo, a million times grosser than a fried jalapeño.

https://youtu.be/anOLolicI5Y

Needs to be giffed from 1:14 to 1:20 with the 'BLEEEEAAARGH' caption.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I don't like what you're doing here. I don't feel like I have a lot of outs.

Splizwarf
Jun 15, 2007
It's like there's a soup can in front of me!

Did we ever get this thing explained? Because :wtc:

El Cid
Mar 17, 2005

What good is power when you're too wise to use it?
Grimey Drawer

Splizwarf posted:

Did we ever get this thing explained? Because :wtc:

It's a machine that attempts to produce human speech/noise using actual air moving through a fake throat/nasal cavity. Also from what I can remember it just mostly sounds horrifying while making a few recognizable sounds.

Here is a video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bht96voReEo

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Splizwarf posted:

Did we ever get this thing explained? Because :wtc:

Scientists.

That's really the entire story. Just scientists doin' science things.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



ToxicSlurpee posted:

Scientists.

That's really the entire story. Just scientists doin' science things.

Sounds about right.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
Holly.jpg

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

El Cid posted:

It's a machine that attempts to produce human speech/noise using actual air moving through a fake throat/nasal cavity. Also from what I can remember it just mostly sounds horrifying while making a few recognizable sounds.

Here is a video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bht96voReEo

So the Trump wig is supposed to be ironic?

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Picnic Princess posted:

So the Trump wig is supposed to be ironic?

They're trying to stop people from sticking their dick in it.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Picnic Princess posted:

So the Trump wig is supposed to be ironic?

Non-kidding response - That's supposed to be a nose.

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:

Mister Kingdom posted:

Non-kidding response - That's supposed to be a nose.

Too add to this, it's not for looks, but so that the fake sinus cavities impart nasal resonance (Think of how you sound when you've got a cold).

Or they just wanted two more holes to bang.

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




oh wow that one is incredibly

e: its near impossible to tell in the thumb

Zombear
Dec 4, 2007
Catchphrase!

Meat loafers. :classiclol:

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



Did you post the right picture?

ubergnu
Jun 7, 2002

Failed gothic

Yeah well, I mean, I would not say that I Wouldn't, but you know, I've seen some hotter ones in my time.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
So... is it a taco?

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?
I guess at a push that white cheese could look like cum? But that's only vaguely, and I can't see anything else that's remotely NWS.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Gouda, shoulda, coulda.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





ubergnu posted:

Yeah well, I mean, I would not say that I Wouldn't, but you know, I've seen some hotter ones in my time.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Roro posted:

I guess at a push that white cheese could look like cum? But that's only vaguely, and I can't see anything else that's remotely NWS.

It's because it's messy and you would spill cheese and sauce all over your work papers. Come on people!

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Those fries are piled high.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Fair play on some intern taking a model of Obelix and removing the stone he is hauling, but what sort of conversation leads to people making the decision to ride in Obelix's gaping rear end in a top hat.

Forti
May 5, 2009

zedprime posted:

Fair play on some intern taking a model of Obelix and removing the stone he is hauling, but what sort of conversation leads to people making the decision to ride in Obelix's gaping rear end in a top hat.

People can fall in while babies and experience what it truly is to be Obelix

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

zedprime posted:

Fair play on some intern taking a model of Obelix and removing the stone he is hauling, but what sort of conversation leads to people making the decision to ride in Obelix's gaping rear end in a top hat.

"Do you want to ride in Obelix's gaping rear end in a top hat?"

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Cosima posted:

"Do you want to ride in Obelix's gaping rear end in a top hat?"

Yes, please.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

https://youtu.be/vL66YuL_PG0?t=23

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Solice Kirsk posted:

It's because it's messy and you would spill cheese and sauce all over your work papers. Come on people!

If you can't eat a burger without getting bits of it everywhere you may as well just eat it off the floor like a animal.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Roro posted:

If you can't eat a burger without getting bits of it everywhere you may as well just eat it off the floor like a animal.

Don't you dare tell me where I can and cannot drip delicious white goop.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Fashionable Jorts posted:

Don't you dare tell me where I can and cannot drip delicious white goop.

Veal is just wrong, and you know it!

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Johnny Aztec posted:

Veal is just wrong, and you know it!

Her?

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Who?

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

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