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Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Steve2911 posted:

I might be mis-remembering, but I don't think they ever want to take power for themselves. They just don't want satan to have it.

Kl-ADI-MUNDI: If he does not give up his emergency powers after the destruction of Grievous, then he should be removed from
office.

MACE WINDU: The Jedi Council would have to take control of the Senate in order to secure a peaceful transition . . .

YODA: To a dark place this line of thought will carry us. Hmmmmm. . . . great care we must take.

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Tezzor posted:

I will say in all sincerity that this thread has so far made me regard one scene in the prequels more favorably: The scene in which Palpatine tells the Senate that the Jedi were really the bad guys and they all totally buy it while he looks and sounds like a terrifying monster who is yelling about being dictator for life. I did not believe that scene at all. No way anyone could be that stupid. It turns out that at least several people are that stupid.

That's just dramatic irony.

Also if you watch the movie you would find out the senate is corrupt.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Tezzor posted:

I will say in all sincerity that this thread has so far made me regard one scene in the prequels more favorably: The scene in which Palpatine tells the Senate that the Jedi were really the bad guys and they all totally buy it while he looks and sounds like a terrifying monster who is yelling about being dictator for life. I did not believe that scene at all. No way anyone could be that stupid. It turns out that at least several people are that stupid.

The Jedi weren't the bad guys. They were fundamentally good guys who nonetheless compromised their morals and became the very thing they were fighting to destroy. It's a very common theme in fiction. It is literally the central theme of Star Wars.

As for your other point, I have to agree. I also found it really implausible how all those Germans took that silly Hitler guy seriously when he started screaming like a madman about how the perfidious Jews were responsible for all the ills of society. I mean, how stupid can you be? And, unlike the Jedi, the Jews didn't even do anything wrong.

Zoran posted:

Kl-ADI-MUNDI: If he does not give up his emergency powers after the destruction of Grievous, then he should be removed from
office.

MACE WINDU: The Jedi Council would have to take control of the Senate in order to secure a peaceful transition . . .

YODA: To a dark place this line of thought will carry us. Hmmmmm. . . . great care we must take.

And this is even before they find out Palpatine's Satan.

And knowing Palpatine is Satan doesn't make a Jedi takeover of the Senate any less morally questionable. No one's saying they're exactly as bad as the Sith. But once you've gotten to the point where you're plotting a conspiracy to subvert the democratic process in order to save it, you're on very shaky moral ground.

Cnut the Great fucked around with this message at 01:15 on Jan 24, 2016

Lord Krangdar
Oct 24, 2007

These are the secrets of death we teach.

Steve2911 posted:

I might be mis-remembering, but I don't think they ever want to take power for themselves. They just don't want satan to have it.

Again, they don't know that he's space-Satan yet. They just know he's a politician who's managed to stay in office longer than usual, probably for selfish reasons (as opposed to his excuse of the Republic needing a consistent leadership to win the war).

You're right that they don't seem to want to take direct control of the Republic for good. But if they feel legitimized in forcefully removing the democratically elected leader from office whenever they want then what's the difference really? Keep in mind that even by the time of the OT Palpatine still maintains the illusion that the Empire is not just his sole dictatorship, by keeping the Senate etc. intact.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



I just go through the 2 or 3 episodes introducing Boba Fett in the Clone Wars series.

How hosed up must it be to see people you grew up with age so fast and most likely be dead weeks / months later. Did we ever get a timeline on how fast they age these guys?

Also the failures to become troopers turn into goddamn janitors as a possible role.

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Vintersorg posted:

I just go through the 2 or 3 episodes introducing Boba Fett in the Clone Wars series.

How hosed up must it be to see people you grew up with age so fast and most likely be dead weeks / months later. Did we ever get a timeline on how fast they age these guys?

Also the failures to become troopers turn into goddamn janitors as a possible role.

In Rebels there are some episodes featuring retired clones, 15 years after ROTS. They look like old-ish men (late 50s or early 60s), though they're chronologically about 29.

Zoran fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Jan 24, 2016

TheKingofSprings
Oct 9, 2012

Vintersorg posted:

I just go through the 2 or 3 episodes introducing Boba Fett in the Clone Wars series.

How hosed up must it be to see people you grew up with age so fast and most likely be dead weeks / months later. Did we ever get a timeline on how fast they age these guys?

Also the failures to become troopers turn into goddamn janitors as a possible role.

5 years after Revenge of the Sith the Clone Troopers show up as grizzled 65 year oldish veterans in that Rebels cartoon, so there's a fairly good timeline there to work with.

They're not dead right away.

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

TheKingofSprings posted:

5 years after Revenge of the Sith the Clone Troopers show up as grizzled 65 year oldish veterans in that Rebels cartoon, so there's a fairly good timeline there to work with.

They're not dead right away but they definitely age quicker.

Rebels takes place a bit less than 15 years after Revenge of the Sith.

TheKingofSprings
Oct 9, 2012

Bongo Bill posted:

Rebels takes place a bit less than 15 years after Revenge of the Sith.

I did not know that, whoops.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



People weren't taking the piss tho - this show is really loving good.

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Bongo Bill posted:

The reason is because, as art as in life, evil does not always wear black armor and delight in the suffering of innocents. And again I remind you that having an evil enemy does not make a character good.

Interesting. Alternative hypothesis: George Lucas made a movie with obvious moral sides and you're a grasping idiot with a ridiculous headcanon. What Man Can Say

quote:


Bad things the Jedi do include: being "ambassadors" whose purpose is to intimidate the other party(1); freeing the bare minimum number of slaves because of political complications(2); brainwashing children(3); repressing a dude so hard over the course of ten years that he has a nervous breakdown trying to live up to their expectations, then not being able to help him deal with that or even much noticing that it's happening(4); being huge robo-racists all the time(5); plotting to overthrow the government they swore to protect(6); and telling Luke to murder his father.(7)

1. Not actually true
2. If they had freed Shmi by force and ignored the complications you'd be pontificating that they are cultural imperialists or something who use violence to get what they want
3. Not actually shown in the movies or apparently accurate
4. They were pretty incompetent for sending Anakin to be with Padme and not noticing his breakdown right in front of their face. I won't dispute that. Incompetence isn't evil. It is just the writing.
5. Not actually true
6. A government run by a dictator and they only plan to remove him if he does not give up his powers when he is legally obligated to
7. His father the mass murderer, who they already tried and failed to turn back to the light, more machine now than man, twisted and evil

TheKingofSprings
Oct 9, 2012

Vintersorg posted:

People weren't taking the piss tho - this show is really loving good.

It seems like every Star Wars TV show in the 2000s has been good.

cargohills
Apr 18, 2014

Tezzor, does it take a lot of effort to be as dense as you are?

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Tezzor posted:

Interesting. Alternative hypothesis: George Lucas made a movie with obvious moral sides and you're a grasping idiot with a ridiculous headcanon. What Man Can Say



Pictured: a lovely dog made badly by a moron.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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cargohills posted:

Tezzor, does it take a lot of effort to be as dense as you are?

:v:

Prolonged Panorama
Dec 21, 2007
Holy hookrat Sally smoking crack in the alley!



Tezzor posted:

I will say in all sincerity that this thread has so far made me regard one scene in the prequels more favorably: The scene in which Palpatine tells the Senate that the Jedi were really the bad guys and they all totally buy it while he looks and sounds like a terrifying monster who is yelling about being dictator for life. I did not believe that scene at all. No way anyone could be that stupid. It turns out that at least several people are that stupid.

Unfortunately, many people are that gullible and easily led by their base instincts. And we're not even in a war. It seems you understand neither Star Wars nor reality.

Prolonged Panorama fucked around with this message at 05:34 on Feb 18, 2017

cargohills
Apr 18, 2014


?

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib
Going back to sci-fi from the pulps, if you look at, say, Galactic Patrol and contrast how it treats the Boskonians to how the prequels treat the droid army, you can see a world of difference. The Star Wars movies as a whole have a lot more focus on the villains as people than genre cinema, or genre fiction more generally, does. You can trace this to the whole Apollo/Dionysus notion, which requires accepting both the rational and emotional. So in The Force Awakens, what we see is that the Rebels failed to acknowledge and incorporate the Empire, and that Luke failed to acknowledge and incorporate the dark. So this produces yet another Star War, but at the same time, the movie appears to endorse the idea of permanently annihilating the pesky, untidy parts of the personality. This is probably not what will actually be what is endorsed in the end, but the fanbase is taking away the idea that the goal is to slaughter the First Order rather than reintegrate them.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvc9_GDoWI4

cargohills
Apr 18, 2014


Oh, right.

Yaws
Oct 23, 2013

Bongo Bill posted:

Bad things the Jedi do include: being "ambassadors" whose purpose is to intimidate the other party; freeing the bare minimum number of slaves because of political complications; brainwashing children; repressing a dude so hard over the course of ten years that he has a nervous breakdown trying to live up to their expectations, then not being able to help him deal with that or even much noticing that it's happening; being huge robo-racists all the time; plotting to overthrow the government they swore to protect; and telling Luke to murder his father.

Eh, I dunno about some of these.

quote:

freeing the bare minimum number of slaves because of political complications

Realistically, what are they supposed to do about slavery? Start a slave insurrection?

quote:

brainwashing children

Maybe? I don't know what else they're to do though. Someone strong in the Force without guidance is likely to use it poorly. It sucks that they get taken away from their parents but it seems like the alternatitve is far worse. This one is hard as there's no real world parallel we can draw. Best case scenario is that the Force doesn't exist at all in Star Wars. It leads to more bad than good.

quote:

plotting to overthrow the government they swore to protect

Is there something inherently wrong with overthrowing a government if it's under the thumb of someone Evil? The Jedi swore to uphold the Republic, not an Empire run by a Sith. What were they supposed to do?

It seems like some of you want the Jedi to be pacifist to be truly Moral and Good which is a perfectly OK view to have but that'd make for boring movies.

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Cnut the Great posted:

http://www.starwars.com/news/dave-filoni-on-the-lost-missions-yoda-arc


Tezzor, I don't think you understand quite how bad you're making prequel critics as a whole look right now. There are a lot of reasonable people in this thread who don't care for the prequels. Most of them aren't so fanatical in their hatred that they'll argue against the very obvious fact that the prequel Jedi Order is portrayed as a flawed institution which violated its own principles by becoming generals in an immoral and irresponsible war.

You are really bad at understanding movies, Tezzor. Really, really, really bad. And you never admit you're wrong, even when proven indisputably so. I'm sure you'll come up with some bizarre explanation for why you're not wrong this time. "George Lucas wasn't really intimately involved with the TCW story process. Dave Filoni didn't really have in-depth discussions with him about Yoda's character and the nature of the Jedi Order during the prequels. It's all part of the grand Lucasian conspiracy that has been going on since 1977, when the evil mastermind George Lucas bamboozled the world into thinking he was the chief creative personality behind Star Wars."

Couple of severe errors you made here, OP. This is not the "indisputable proof that I'm wrong" that you think it is. That Jedi learn through being in a war that war is bad is neither an particularly deep insight or proof Jedi who fight in that war are bad. I don't dispute the idea that Lucas intended the old Jedi to be "flawed," he just did an incompetent job at it. If the Jedi had not fought in the war: Palpatine would still have his clone army, there would still be a giant war, more clones would have died, the war would have lasted longer because Grievous would still be alive, Palpatine would still attempt to become dictator for life, and still would have killed all of them if they tried to prevent him from being dictator for life, Anakin's mom would still be killed, and Anakin would probably still turn to the dark side as falling in love with, impregnating, and having visions of the death of Padme are all things that happen prior to or independently of the Jedi involvement in the war. When you start crying about "conspiracies" you should know you sound like a buffoon. Please keep all these points in minds for the future.

Yaws
Oct 23, 2013

Tezzor posted:

Couple of severe errors you made here, OP.

What do you mean when you call people OP?

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

Yaws posted:

Eh, I dunno about some of these.


Realistically, what are they supposed to do about slavery? Start a slave insurrection?


Maybe? I don't know what else they're to do though. Someone strong in the Force without guidance is likely to use it poorly. It sucks that they get taken away from their parents but it seems like the alternatitve is far worse. This one is hard as there's no real world parallel we can draw. Best case scenario is that the Force doesn't exist at all in Star Wars. It leads to more bad than good.


Is there something inherently wrong with overthrowing a government if it's under the thumb of someone Evil? The Jedi swore to uphold the Republic, not an Empire run by a Sith. What were they supposed to do?

It seems like some of you want the Jedi to be pacifist to be truly Moral and Good which is a perfectly OK view to have but that'd make for boring movies.

Actually, someone strong in the Force without guidance is likely to become really talented at ordinary tasks but never move on to telepathy or telekinesis, going by the movies.

The Jedi had already lost, but that their response to that situation was "We need to kill Palpatine and establish a Jedi dictatorship" is a sign that they had lost the way, because they could no longer trust the institutions of the Republic but had nothing to replace them beyond simply ordering people around.

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Yaws posted:

Realistically, what are they supposed to do about slavery? Start a slave insurrection?

What the Jedi Order does about the huttocracy on Tatooine in The Phantom Menace is presented as a contrast to what Luke did about it in the film it's a sequel to. Realistically, what they should do about slavery is avoid creating a situation where any attempt to do something about slavery would be seen as an act of war. The problems with the Jedi had already taken root by the start of the film, of course. That's part of what makes it a tragedy. They can't do the right thing.

Yaws posted:

Maybe? I don't know what else they're to do though. Someone strong in the Force without guidance is likely to use it poorly. It sucks that they get taken away from their parents but it seems like the alternatitve is far worse. This one is hard as there's no real world parallel we can draw. Best case scenario is that the Force doesn't exist at all in Star Wars. It leads to more bad than good.

They might just... teach them, rather than indoctrinate them into their weird cult. Every character in canon who used their psychic powers to become a hosed up supervillain had a reason for doing so besides just knowing how to use the Force, contrary to some fans' reading.

Yaws posted:

Is there something inherently wrong with overthrowing a government if it's under the thumb of someone Evil? The Jedi swore to uphold the Republic, not an Empire run by a Sith. What were they supposed to do?

It's been said a lot recently, but at the time they made their plot, they did not know that Chancellor Palpatine was secretly Darth Sidious.

Yaws posted:

It seems like some of you want the Jedi to be pacifist to be truly Moral and Good which is a perfectly OK view to have but that'd make for boring movies.

I have no desires. I was merely pointing out that they are not perfectly moral and good, and that it is obvious that they are not, and that the fact that they are not is not a problem with the films.

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

There's some pretty dark poo poo in The Clone Wars show

https://fat.gfycat.com/DearestUnfoldedBass.webm

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

teagone posted:

There's some pretty dark poo poo in The Clone Wars show

https://fat.gfycat.com/DearestUnfoldedBass.webm

aotc is this dark too yeah.

Jesus that looks pretty good I should watch that.

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

Found the gfycat of Ahsoka owning Mandalorians

https://fat.gfycat.com/ComplexFirstDragon.webm

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Prolonged Priapism posted:

If you don't buy Cnut's Hitler example, try the modern, watered down incarnation: Donald J Trump. Unfortunately, many people are that gullible and easily led by their base instincts. And we're not even in a war. It seems you understand neither Star Wars nor reality.

The people Donald Trump and Hitler convinced people are bad are people there was pre-existing resentment and hatred towards. I do not see any evidence in these movies that the common man hates the Jedi, or should have any particular reason to hate the Jedi, who I am told for over a thousand generations were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Even with these pre-existing bigotries, Donald Trump does not advocate the army killing summarily executing all Mexicans in America no matter where they are or what they are doing, including the children. If he did this as President and told everybody that he had to because the Mexicans were all planning to overthrow the government and also they were the ones who dyed his skin red and screwed horns into his head, everybody would not believe him

Tezzor fucked around with this message at 02:10 on Jan 24, 2016

StepDadJeff
Feb 22, 2005

Justice Jesus
Star Wars is a mobile army of metaphors, metonyms, and anthropomorphisms—in short, Star Wars is a sum of human relations which have been enhanced, transposed, and embellished poetically and rhetorically, and which after long viewing seem firm, canonical, obligatory to an audience: Star Wars is illusions about which one has forgotten that this is what they are; metaphors are worn out and without sensuous power; droids which have lost their presence and now matter only as metal, no longer as droids.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

teagone posted:

Found the gfycat of Ahsoka owning Mandalorians

https://fat.gfycat.com/ComplexFirstDragon.webm

rip those guys.

Need to watch clone wars wow.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

Tezzor posted:

The people Donald Trump and Hitler convinced people are bad are people there was pre-existing resentment and hatred towards. I do not see any evidence in these movies that the common man hates the Jedi, or should have any particular reason to hate the Jedi, who I am told for over a thousand generations were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Even with these pre-existing bigotries, Donald Trump does not advocate the army killing summarily executing all Mexicans in America no matter where they are or what they are doing, including the children. If he did this as President and told everybody that he had to because the Mexicans were all planning to overthrow the government and also they were the ones who died his skin red and screwed horns into his head, everybody would not believe him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fkMohNyx0M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHit_vQ1f7Q

No resentment here.

TheKingofSprings
Oct 9, 2012

euphronius posted:

rip those guys.

Need to watch clone wars wow.

I've only seen clips but it seems pretty good.

And Darth Maul's back and cool in it.

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

The evil lizard man who is the supreme military commander of the enemy forces who thinks Jedi are scum for no delineated reason, and an evil red and black Sith with horns and dark magic who wants revenge against the Jedi for some unclear slight, probably destroying their evil cult many centuries previously: The Common Man, With Motivations For Hating The Jedi We Can Understand

Tezzor fucked around with this message at 02:08 on Jan 24, 2016

Yaws
Oct 23, 2013

Bongo Bill posted:

They can't do the right thing
Exactly, they can't do the right thing. So they do nothing.


quote:

They might just... teach them, rather than indoctrinate them into their weird cult. Every character in canon who used their psychic powers to become a hosed up supervillain had a reason for doing so besides just knowing how to use the Force, contrary to some fans' reading
I've always been under the impression that a Force user without strong guidance and indoctrination was going to fall. The darkside is portrayed as a powerful drug used by the weak.


quote:

It's been said a lot recently, but at the time they made their plot, they did not know that Chancellor Palpatine was secretly Darth Sidious
Even still, he was clearly gunning for Dictator for Life. I don't think they planned on killing him. Is arresting someone for abusing their powers bad? What were they to do? Is he free from retaliation because he technically wasn't breaking any laws (because he changed the law)? Are we so slavishly loyal to the ideas of democracy that we just let some dictator waltz into power because he's within the confines of it's laws? Are coups inherently wrong to you?

quote:

I have no desires. I was merely pointing out that they are not perfectly moral and good, and that it is obvious that they are not, and that the fact that they are not is not a problem with the films.
Of course not, no one is. But the reasons often given here aren't as cut and dry as people think. They're not supposed to be.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

StepDadJeff posted:

Star Wars is a mobile army of metaphors, metonyms, and anthropomorphisms—in short, Star Wars is a sum of human relations which have been enhanced, transposed, and embellished poetically and rhetorically, and which after long viewing seem firm, canonical, obligatory to an audience: Star Wars is illusions about which one has forgotten that this is what they are; metaphors are worn out and without sensuous power; droids which have lost their presence and now matter only as metal, no longer as droids.

Wow please check your privilege with the obscurantism.

Tezzor is like someone trying to build something complex with four blocks. Someone who has many more and more nuanced blocks has made something complex and interesting; when Tezzor tries to make something like it he says "what the gently caress are you talking about, this looks nothing like what you say!"

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

Yaws posted:

I've always been under the impression that a Force user without strong guidance and indoctrination was going to fall. The darkside is portrayed as a powerful drug used by the weak.

How is this portrayed? The only people we see using the dark side are Maul, Dooku, Vader, the Emperor, Luke, and Mace Windu, all of whom are very strong and get stronger when they tap into the dark side of the force.

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

euphronius posted:

rip those guys.

Need to watch clone wars wow.

The show starts off middling/mediocre. It gets really good when Ahsoka has her wardrobe change, which happens about midway through Season 3. From then on it's pretty solid. I found myself skipping Padme centric episodes though.

TheKingofSprings
Oct 9, 2012

Mechafunkzilla posted:

How is this portrayed? The only people we see using the dark side are Maul, Dooku, Vader, the Emperor, Luke, and Mace Windu, all of whom are very strong and get stronger when they tap into the dark side of the force.

When does Mace do it?

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SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

Tezzor posted:

The evil lizard man who is the supreme military commander of the enemy forces who thinks Jedi are scum for no delineated reason, and an evil red and black Sith with horns and dark magic who wants revenge against the Jedi for some unclear slight, probably destroying their evil cult many centuries previously: The Common Man, With Motivations For Hating The Jedi We Can Understand

Darth maul doesn't have dark magic actually, qui gonn says he is well trained in the ways of the Jedi. He doesn't do anything with the force that Jedi don't do.

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