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Mat_Drinks
Nov 18, 2002

mmm this nitromethane gets my supercharger runnin'

Bucephalus posted:

^ What the actual gently caress

Oh man I 'm absolutely loosing my poo poo over that avatar right now. :lol:

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randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Did a ride along with an old coworker - he works for Dining In. Actually, 3 former coworkers from Papa John's work there - 2 as drivers, 1 as a dispatcher.

In the 3 hours I was with him, he made more than I make in on a typical Friday. And he said it was slow for a Friday. He sent me a text when he finished.... he made over $200 today. I made $47. :argh: Upside is it looks like I'll be working for Dining In next week, the ride along is mostly just to make sure I know what I'm getting into. One thing I really like is Dining In has humans handling dispatches, and a local presence that you can actually talk to face to face. Getting ahold of a dispatcher is as easy as firing up Voxer, instead of having to sit for 20 minutes waiting for a "chat support specialist" to respond from Doordash.

I think Doordash must have hemorrhaged a bunch of drivers this week - I had taken today off to do the ride-along, but grabbed a shift after I got dropped back off at my car. I've never seen more than 1-2 available shifts on a Friday, and there's usually only an hour or two available by then. Every delivery area (10 or so?) had multiple shifts opes (and there's a shitload open for tomorrow too). I went ahead and worked 3 hours, and kept getting assigned orders that were already late (so orders had been piling up big time). They tried to give me an order that was not only already late, but was half an hour away, with the restaurant closing in 15 minutes. I contacted Doordash and said there's no way I can make it there in time to get the order, plus I'm several cities away, is there anyone closer to assign it to? I got a "Just a moment" response, then I got logged out of my shift. :fuckoff:

wallaka posted:

My fiance: "The rain looks like snow babies!"

Me: "That's sleet."

In the local facebook group for one of the companies I drive for, someone posted "hey guys it's sleeting, be careful!" the other day, during a pretty nasty thunderstorm.

My answer: "That's hail." For some reason they deleted their post pretty quickly. :downsgun:

Wrar posted:

Better off Ted is still my favorite because it's so cynical.

I was surprised to see this pop up on Netflix recently - Better off Ted doesn't get nearly enough love.

I had no idea what Sirens was, though it popped up in the spotlight in netflix recently. Guess I'll start watching it.

Rhyno posted:

It took 96 minutes on the loving line (at least 45 of which were me on hold) but the ACA help line finally admitted that I did indeed NOT falsify my earning statements!

And then they denied my phone application because the old one was still active and it will take 3 days to reset in the system but still, progress! I have to call back on Monday and they can manually restart my application and hopefully undo all the penalties I've accrued in the past. I might actually have insurance by the end of the month!

I die a little inside every time I have to call them.

Also, you can withdraw the application online. It's meant more for when the system fucks up, but the option is there. Too bad it didn't exist when I made my first application, I get nonstop loving emails about the tax penalties and all these dire warnings because of that. The call center actually told me to make a new account online, which I did (before they finally added the "remove application and start over" link).. so now there's two of me in their system.

I'm still fighting them over my earnings from 2015, and even 2014 (they have my 2014 tax return, all W2s, and even bank statements - they just keep "filing a request for an extension" when I call to ask why what I've sent isn't enough). Right hand, meet left hand. Left hand, meet right hand. Hey hands, you two chucklefucks need to know what each other are doing, and maybe try loving talking to each other instead of engaging in a slap fight every time someone asks you something.

Rhyno posted:

Yes I did get a raw deal and no, it shouldn't be. But after a long talk with my family and girlfriend I decided I need to have it sorted. Heading towards 40 there's a lot of poo poo I have not taken care of and I need to find a GP in the near future. If anything just for peace of mind.

Your doctor will want some of your blood on your first visit. Trust me.

... then you'll either be thinking "oh there's nothing wrong", and learn there's many things wrong. Or you'll be sweating your balls off wondering what's wrong, and everything is fine. I was the former. :sigh:

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

You have probably never heard of this site. You will probably spend too much time on this site. What is it? A comprehensive catalog of every automobile since 1945 (Work in progress, they say they're up to "N", but it's pretty complete all the way). It's a bit clunky in design, but flippin' fantastic in its information.

http://www.automobile-catalog.com/

You're welcome. Who loves meatpimp? (chorus) Everybody loves meatpimp.

Edit: I've been trying to stump it, but even with extremely esoteric cars, it's on point.

meatpimp fucked around with this message at 12:56 on Jan 23, 2016

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


:science:

A 1984 Chrysler New Yorker had a drag coefficient of .49

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

"Hey dad I'm feeling pretty sick I might skip the monster truck show tonight"

"Goddammit I wish you'd told me sooner I bought the expensive seats this year I could have found someone else to go blah blah blah blah blah"

"O.....k......guess I'll go after all.......wouldn't want you to be out that $40......"

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

Enourmo posted:

"Hey dad I'm feeling pretty sick I might skip the monster truck show tonight"

"Goddammit I wish you'd told me sooner I bought the expensive seats this year I could have found someone else to go blah blah blah blah blah"

"O.....k......guess I'll go after all.......wouldn't want you to be out that $40......"

Don't be a pussy, a good pull to redline on a monster truck is exactly what you need to get better.

If you can, see if you can stand as close to the trucks as possible; the exhaust pulses and general vibration have been proven to reverse many signs of aging as well as disintegrate kidney stones.

McTinkerson
Jul 5, 2007

Dreaming of Shock Diamonds


Seat Safety Switch posted:

Don't be a pussy, a good pull to redline on a monster truck is exactly what you need to get better.

If you can, see if you can stand as close to the trucks as possible; the exhaust pulses and general vibration have been proven to reverse many signs of aging as well as disintegrate kidney stones.

Not to mention clearing out those plugged up sinuses!

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
In fact, as you can clearly see in this chart:



The introduction of commercial monster trucks reversed a decline in American life expectancy from 1975-1978.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Enourmo posted:

"Hey dad I'm feeling pretty sick I might skip the monster truck show tonight"

"Goddammit I wish you'd told me sooner I bought the expensive seats this year I could have found someone else to go blah blah blah blah blah"

"O.....k......guess I'll go after all.......wouldn't want you to be out that $40......"

It's impossible to be sad brains around monster trucks.

Mat_Drinks
Nov 18, 2002

mmm this nitromethane gets my supercharger runnin'

Seat Safety Switch posted:

In fact, as you can clearly see in this chart:



The introduction of commercial monster trucks reversed a decline in American life expectancy from 1975-1978.

Does anyone else remember being brith'd? :haw:


I love fake cahrts.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
I'm a boat, so I distinctly remember being berthed.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
If I had made that chart entirely from scratch it wouldn't have typos and the curve would be a lot cartoonier and probably have a little Photoshopped monster truck jumping off cars in the corner.

I feel like I already went too far for the underlying quality of the joke.

Happiness Commando
Feb 1, 2002
$$ joy at gunpoint $$

Is there an appropriate thread to post in asking if its worth fixing my car? Mid 90's Toyota with an assortment of things that a 20 year old car would need fixed...

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
There's a few car buying threads on BFC, or you might want to take the Stupid Questions thread for a spin.

Even if your question isn't stupid (most people's questions aren't).

Chances are your car is worth fixing, unless you've really let it slide.

Great Beer
Jul 5, 2004

Oh my god I'm so very bored at work. 5 hours in and I've taken 2 deliveries. I guess the snow scare drove everyone to the grocery store and now they have to eat their eggs/milk/bread (all you need to survive any snow storm) before they go bad.

On the bright side, I've discovered that the cold causes my cars powered antenna to have difficulty extending. So my car and I have something else in common. :rimshot:

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


Hey, so we have a HVAC thread now, which you should go check out! It's full of cool mechanical stuff.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3761260

BrokenKnucklez
Apr 22, 2008

by zen death robot

Happiness Commando posted:

Is there an appropriate thread to post in asking if its worth fixing my car? Mid 90's Toyota with an assortment of things that a 20 year old car would need fixed...

Unless the body is rotting off, the engine is severely smoking or the transmission needs replaced, a mid 90s toyota is always worth repairing.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



there's a saab 900 for sale down the road, I don't know the price but I keep seeing it and wanting to drive it.

This is saab central around here, I think because we're near a university.

Quite A Tool
Jul 4, 2004

The answer is... 42
I want a 900 Turbo pretty bad but I'm not willing to put up with the whole SAAB thing.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Quite A Tool posted:

I want a 900 Turbo pretty bad but I'm not willing to put up with the whole SAAB thing.

They're so ugly and weird but in a compelling sort of way.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
GG, I hope none of you live in Flint. How the gently caress does that happen in anything like a civilized country?

Great Beer
Jul 5, 2004

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

GG, I hope none of you live in Flint. How the gently caress does that happen in anything like a civilized country?

Hahah, you thought america was free from corruption and greed.

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



Shout out to all those inattentive drivers who have a miniscule understanding of the effects of ice on stopping distances.

Got rear ended at a light, barely any damage to the car bit my neck is stiff and it'll probably be worst tomorrow, at least I got a witness so dealing with insurance shouldn't be too bad.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

I wound up going and monster trucks were in fact good as usual, this cold however is not and I'm about to crash bed

was cool being able to get shots at the stadium now that it's renovated though

E to clarify today was not sadbrains I am in fact sick on the rest of my body. was playing guitar at the store to test a pedal and I had to stop and sit down cause I got all. vertigo.

Fender Anarchist fucked around with this message at 06:14 on Jan 24, 2016

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

I'm going early Feb when they come to Tampa, hopefully it's not cold :ohdear:

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Great Beer posted:

Hahah, you thought america was free from corruption and greed.

Everyone knows politcis is only about corruption and greed. However poisoning an entire cities' water supply by pulling water from a known hosed up river is on a completely different level of what the gently caress?????

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗
gently caress, dirt track had a race tonight. Oh well, next one is on the 6th :D

Then April 2nd is the night of destruction.

"Demo Cross, Figure 8s, Figure 8 Trailer Racing, Figure 8 Chain Racing and Spectator Racing"

Demo cross: The race is 20 Laps on the quarter-mile track. There will be obstacles on the track such as heavy equipment tires, boats, jet skis, plastic drums full of water and cars. The race surface will be watered down to minimize the speed of the vehicles. This is not your typical race, this is Demo Cross where Driver's may spin, rub and hit other cars on the track. All vehicles must run counter clockwise on the race track. At no time are you allowed to run the opposite direction. There are no caution flags during the race. Only a red flag can be thrown to stop the race if a Driver appears to be hurt or is in a location that warrants a red flag. 

BrokenKnucklez
Apr 22, 2008

by zen death robot

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Everyone knows politcis is only about corruption and greed. However poisoning an entire cities' water supply by pulling water from a known hosed up river is on a completely different level of what the gently caress?????

We are to busy with guns, trump, and other bullshit to worry about the whole "quality of life" thing. People in America want something for nothing, and think that the government just takes their rights blah blah blah, but casually forget about roads, schools, water, etc.

I mean, America isn't a bad place to live, but there's plenty of other places in the world I'd rather live.

the spyder
Feb 18, 2011
I may or may not be in a parking lot buying yet another RX-7. When they find my body, it was my wife.

Maksimus54
Jan 5, 2011

the spyder posted:

I may or may not be in a parking lot buying yet another RX-7. When they find my body, it was my wife.

Don't think even we can blame her at this point. Please get help

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

the spyder posted:

I may or may not be in a parking lot buying yet another RX-7. When they find my body, it was my wife.

Does this one have a working engine, or at least a title?

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

the spyder posted:

I may or may not be in a parking lot buying yet another RX-7. When they find my body, it was my wife.

But your shop is the home for lost rotaries, how can she deny them a home?

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





iwentdoodie posted:

Then April 2nd is the night of destruction.

"Demo Cross, Figure 8s, Figure 8 Trailer Racing, Figure 8 Chain Racing and Spectator Racing"

Demo cross: The race is 20 Laps on the quarter-mile track. There will be obstacles on the track such as heavy equipment tires, boats, jet skis, plastic drums full of water and cars. The race surface will be watered down to minimize the speed of the vehicles. This is not your typical race, this is Demo Cross where Driver's may spin, rub and hit other cars on the track. All vehicles must run counter clockwise on the race track. At no time are you allowed to run the opposite direction. There are no caution flags during the race. Only a red flag can be thrown to stop the race if a Driver appears to be hurt or is in a location that warrants a red flag. 

This should be captured on video and shared of course.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


the spyder posted:

I may or may not be in a parking lot buying yet another RX-7. When they find my body, it was my wife.

There's a really good condition FB for sale about 20 miles away, no engine though. Tempted to buy it as a piece of art until I can get one.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

meatpimp posted:

You have probably never heard of this site. You will probably spend too much time on this site. What is it? A comprehensive catalog of every automobile since 1945 (Work in progress, they say they're up to "N", but it's pretty complete all the way). It's a bit clunky in design, but flippin' fantastic in its information.

http://www.automobile-catalog.com/

You're welcome. Who loves meatpimp? (chorus) Everybody loves meatpimp.

Edit: I've been trying to stump it, but even with extremely esoteric cars, it's on point.
First thing I checked was a Panda 4x4, and yeah, they've got them listed as being the ~45bhp of the normal engine, not the 50bhp of the 4x4-specific one with the different camshaft.

Ferremit
Sep 14, 2007
if I haven't posted about MY LANDCRUISER yet, check my bullbars for kangaroo prints

They're missing a HEAP of the toyota 4wd's too- No 200 or 100 series, no 60 series, 55 series, none of the hilux's, taco's.... Long way to go there.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Ferremit posted:

They're missing a HEAP of the toyota 4wd's too- No 200 or 100 series, no 60 series, 55 series, none of the hilux's, taco's.... Long way to go there.
In fairness, they do say they're only up to "N" currently.

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

InitialDave posted:

First thing I checked was a Panda 4x4, and yeah, they've got them listed as being the ~45bhp of the normal engine, not the 50bhp of the 4x4-specific one with the different camshaft.

Interesting, you should email them. I've checked everything from '60s Buicks to mid'80s Chevys and Pontiacs to Biturbos to Chevy trucks, so far it's been spot on with the numbers. The only thing I've seen missing is that they completely deny the existence of GMC Envoys. I'm not sure that's a bad thing.

Ferremit posted:

They're missing a HEAP of the toyota 4wd's too- No 200 or 100 series, no 60 series, 55 series, none of the hilux's, taco's.... Long way to go there.
They said they're only through "N" with the comprehensive bit.


CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Everyone knows politcis is only about corruption and greed. However poisoning an entire cities' water supply by pulling water from a known hosed up river is on a completely different level of what the gently caress?????

We sling lead, we drink lead, we're just harder than you, admit it.

It's like I always say, if you're gonna drink lead, you gotta be tough.

Super Aggro Crag
Apr 23, 2008




And, of course as always, kill Hitler.


First coffee in weeks. Sweet sweet Dunks nectar.

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Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Trip report: S2000 with snow tires is beastly

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