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neonbregna: Aug 20, 2007

Petit Gregory posted:

Spraying blood into the front row seats will sure teach those people to take ~~the IC title~~ hepatitis seriously.

# ? Jan 23, 2016 02:14

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# ? May 16, 2024 11:41

Big Coffin Hunter: Aug 13, 2005

Petit Gregory posted:

Spraying blood into the front row seats will sure teach those people to take the IC title seriously.

this but unironically

# ? Jan 23, 2016 02:15

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Is there any other type of event other than wrestling where getting someone's blood on you as an audience member is a very real (possibly expected) possibility?

# ? Jan 23, 2016 16:42

corn in the bible: Jun 5, 2004; Oh no oh god it's all true!

Aesop Poprock posted:

Is there any other type of event other than wrestling where getting someone's blood on you as an audience member is a very real (possibly expected) possibility?

THE GUILLOTINE

# ? Jan 23, 2016 16:48

TinTower: Apr 21, 2010; You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Courtesy of @fanfiction_txt:

quote:

A/N: Hey guys. My name's TexasBornMind76, and I have decided to test out a weird idea for my first Sonic the Hedgehog fanfic.

We know Sonic and his friends do stuff other than fighting Dr. Eggman (or Dr. Robotnik if you prefer to call him that), they go racing, they fight in Super Smash Bros. They even competed in the Olympics. But this idea has never been attempted before, not by Sega, and not by a fan. They never competed at WrestleMania.

Now I understand not all of you might be fans of the WWE or professional wrestling. That's fine. But there might be those who do. And I want this to appeal to both wrestling fans and Sonic fans.

This section of the story is not the official start of the story, it's just the matches I have set up to my liking. If you don't agree with the card I've assembled, or you don't know the WWE superstar or diva a Sonic characters are wrestling against, feel free to leave reviews below to voice your opinions.

Now here's the Sonic at WrestleMania Match Card:

Kickoff match:

Sasha Banks vs. Rouge the Bat-Divas Singles match

Undercard:

Nikki and Brie Bella vs. Cream the Rabbit and Bayley-Divas Tag Team match

Kalisto (US Champion) vs. Tails the Fox-WWE United States Championship

The New Day (Tag Team Champions) vs. The Lucha Dragons vs. The Babylon Rouges-Triple Threat match-WWE Tag Team Championship

Sticks the Badger vs. Becky Lynch-Divas Singles match

Cesaro vs. Knuckles the Echidna-Last Man Standing Match

Kevin Owens vs. Silver the Hedgehog-Ambulance Match

Chaotix vs. The Dudley Boyz-Tornado Tag Team match

Main card:

Scourge the Hedgehog vs. Dean Ambrose (IC Champion)-Extreme Rules Match-WWE Intercontinental Championship

Charlotte (Divas Champion) vs. Paige vs. Amy Rose-Triple Threat Match-Divas Championship

Shadow the Hedgehog vs. The Undertaker-No Holds Barred

Main Event:

Roman Reigns (WWE Champion) vs. Sonic the Hedgehog-WWE World Heavyweight Championship

Between now and April, I will update this story with match after match, with some WWE Superstars and Divas winning some matches, while some Sonic the Hedgehog characters will win their matches. You just have to hope your favorite wins.

So I'll see you guys soon with the OFFICIAL start of the story and our first match of the show:

Sasha Banks vs. Rouge the Bat

# ? Jan 23, 2016 20:07

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

Aesop Poprock posted:

Is there any other type of event other than wrestling where getting someone's blood on you as an audience member is a very real (possibly expected) possibility?

I take it you've never been to an art school performance art piece.

# ? Jan 23, 2016 20:11

Skinty McEdger: Mar 9, 2008; I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Who the gently caress is Scourge the Hedgehog?

# ? Jan 23, 2016 20:13

Lady Naga: Apr 25, 2008; Voyons Donc!

He's green.

# ? Jan 23, 2016 20:14

Ostentatious: Sep 29, 2010

Skinty McEdger posted:

Who the gently caress is Scourge the Hedgehog?

that's me

# ? Jan 23, 2016 20:17

Lady Naga: Apr 25, 2008; Voyons Donc!

Ostentatious posted:

that's me

Are you green?

# ? Jan 23, 2016 20:17

Ostentatious: Sep 29, 2010

I am pale because I am actually loving dead

a deadhog

((my shoes are green))

# ? Jan 23, 2016 20:19

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There's four hedgehogs now? Are they all related?

# ? Jan 23, 2016 20:19

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

Knuckles wouldn't ever agree to put anyone over, I'm calling bullshit

# ? Jan 23, 2016 20:19

Lady Naga: Apr 25, 2008; Voyons Donc!

oldpainless posted:

There's four hedgehogs now? Are they all related?

There are over 1.5 million hedgehogs in Britain alone actually.

# ? Jan 23, 2016 20:21

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

oldpainless posted:

There's four hedgehogs now? Are they all related?

they're all loving each other

# ? Jan 23, 2016 20:23

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

Mods please change thread name to "I want this to appeal to both wrestling fans and Sonic fans."

# ? Jan 23, 2016 20:26

El Gallinero Gros: Mar 17, 2010

Lady Naga posted:

Are you green?

Nah, he's pretty experienced, look at his reg date

# ? Jan 23, 2016 20:27

Ostentatious: Sep 29, 2010

i can confirm that tails had a nanny

# ? Jan 23, 2016 20:30

Skinty McEdger: Mar 9, 2008; I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Scourge the Hedgehog apparently wears shades and a leather jacket and sure loves to gently caress.

I have no idea why kids video game characters would have love to gently caress as a character trait but what do I know.

# ? Jan 23, 2016 20:42

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

Skinty McEdger posted:

Scourge the Hedgehog apparently wears shades and a leather jacket and sure loves to gently caress.

same

# ? Jan 23, 2016 20:48

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

super macho dude posted:

I take it you've never been to an art school performance art piece.

I havent, but I found an answer to my own question: GG Allin show

# ? Jan 23, 2016 21:21

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

oatgan posted:

same

Yeah tbh I'm not entirely sure I'm not Scourge The Hedgehog. Will investigate.

# ? Jan 23, 2016 21:30

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

# ? Jan 23, 2016 22:15

ShootaBoy: Jan 6, 2010; Anime is Bad.
_{Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.}

I'd also like to see this match, though I suspect it's for entirely different reasons.

# ? Jan 23, 2016 23:12

AkumaHokoru: Jul 20, 2007

ShootaBoy posted:

I'd also like to see this match, though I suspect it's for entirely different reasons.

I want to watch nikki have to sell.

# ? Jan 23, 2016 23:27

Josuke Higashikata: Mar 7, 2013

Tails gets trolled is better written than WWE television and should be on TV

# ? Jan 23, 2016 23:53

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

ShootaBoy posted:

I'd also like to see this match, though I suspect it's for entirely different reasons.

Me too maybe Nikki could get her fired after.

# ? Jan 24, 2016 00:03

hunnert car pileup: Oct 28, 2007; the first world was a mistake

MRT's kayfabe hate of Asuka is hilarious.

# ? Jan 24, 2016 00:26

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

I'm gonna be real loving upset if Sonic doesn't go over.

# ? Jan 24, 2016 02:03

Ostentatious: Sep 29, 2010

sonic always goes over, brother. SH

# ? Jan 24, 2016 02:12

The Narrator: Aug 11, 2011; bernie would have won

Not sure how Sonic is going to adapt to the slower WWE style.

# ? Jan 24, 2016 04:54

Big Coffin Hunter: Aug 13, 2005

DeepDickPizza posted:

I'm gonna be real loving upset if Sonic doesn't go over.

that fucker hasn't had a good match since '94

# ? Jan 24, 2016 05:00

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He will be the king of the ring

# ? Jan 24, 2016 05:31

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

oldpainless posted:

He will be the king of the ring

SONIC 3:16 SAYS I JUST WENT REAL FAST

# ? Jan 24, 2016 08:39

TL: Jan 16, 2006; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world; Fallen Rib

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

SONIC 3:16 SAYS I JUST WENT REAL FAST

I'm ashamed of how hard I laughed at this.

# ? Jan 24, 2016 13:03

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

SONIC 3:16 SAYS I JUST WENT REAL FAST

If YOU'RE TOO SLOW, Gimmie a hell yeah!

# ? Jan 24, 2016 13:29

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

SONIC 3:16 SAYS I JUST WENT REAL FAST

hahahaha

# ? Jan 24, 2016 16:35

rovert: Jun 10, 2013

https://twitter.com/VicVenomBytes/status/691650247517302784

# ? Jan 25, 2016 16:59

Defiance Industries: Jul 22, 2010; A five-star manufacturer

He's got a point. TNA is an inherently trashy name.

# ? Jan 25, 2016 19:05

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neonbregna: Aug 20, 2007

Lady Naga posted:

He's green.

# ? Jan 25, 2016 19:09

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