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mdm posted:raichu was sexier Is that the one that hates black people?
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Frankenstyle posted:Is that the one that hates black people? all pokemon hate black people. including the minstrel show lady pokemon. ESPECIALLY the minstrel show lady pokemon.
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Jan 24, 2016 09:06
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rabble rabble posted:so he's got a shitload of beer, but likes to gently caress his wife in weird costumes and poo poo, seems like one part of that is relevant to your life and the other can probably be safely ignored but don't you see how the shitload of beer could make the situatuion "evolve" (lol lil pokemon joke for ya  ) into his wife pounding me in the rear end with a strap-on while she calls me a dirtly little magikarp or somethingim scared guys. i would buy a gun for protection but i cant due to having multiple felonies
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Jan 24, 2016 09:07
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the great deceiver posted:his wife is like 4'9 and 90 lbs That's a funny way to spell "12 year old daughter".
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Jan 24, 2016 09:11
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the great deceiver posted:but don't you see how the shitload of beer could make the situatuion "evolve" (lol lil pokemon joke for ya I can't, but you can obviously. IMO you either need to make this happen or it'll haunt you forever.
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Frankenstyle posted:Is that the one that hates black people? that was Jynx  The solution was making Jynx less dark
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Jan 24, 2016 09:32
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mdm posted:that was Jynx marginally less racist but now it looks like a blowup doll. id still nail either version, though.
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Jan 24, 2016 09:35
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2nd one screams "I'm blown away" Or "I am good at blowin"
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Jan 24, 2016 09:36
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That's not that bad OP. I thought he was gonna say he was a republican or distrusts Muslims due to all the suicide bombings.
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Crash_N_Burn posted:Tell him you arent into pikachu but you wouldnt mind cumming in her meowth
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Jan 24, 2016 09:41
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eh, you say the guys a great cook. If he's got something positive to contribute to society who cares what weird but harmless stuff he does with his wife. give him a pass and go drink beer with him imo.
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Jan 24, 2016 09:43
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Digital Fingers posted:eh, you say the guys a great cook. If he's got something positive to contribute to society who cares what weird but harmless stuff he does with his wife. yeah i'm still gonna go hang out at his pokemon sex dungeon. i think it might be later this week. hopefully something terrible and traumatizing happens to me so i can post about it on the internet lol
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Jan 24, 2016 09:48
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really though, excellent cook, grows his own weed, brews his own beer, has a small business on the side. just admit that you want to be his new wife, op.
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Jan 24, 2016 09:48
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Im so honry
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Jan 24, 2016 09:51
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the great deceiver posted:yeah i'm still gonna go hang out at his pokemon sex dungeon. i think it might be later this week. hopefully something terrible and traumatizing happens to me so i can post about it on the internet lol next time he brings it up though maybe instead of saying "oh cool" you could say "Thats a little weird to me but whatever man, to each their own" because he might end up talking your ear off about it.
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Jan 24, 2016 09:52
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Is she more Jigglypuff, or more Wigglytuff? This is important.
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Digital Fingers posted:next time he brings it up though maybe instead of saying "oh cool" you could say "Thats a little weird to me but whatever man, to each their own" because he might end up talking your ear off about it. it was the end of a long shift okay man. "let he who has not been in a weird pokemon roleplay fetish discussion cast the first stone"- mark 18:33
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Jan 24, 2016 09:55
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THe only proper response is to dress as Goku when you go over to visit Op.
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dress up as goku and watch bio dome at his houseMicrowaves Mom posted:THe only proper response is to dress as Goku when you go over to visit Op. same
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Jan 24, 2016 10:31
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the sooner you accept your inevitable rape the easier it'll be
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Jan 24, 2016 10:47
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the great deceiver posted:yeah i'm still gonna go hang out at his pokemon sex dungeon. i think it might be later this week. hopefully something terrible and traumatizing happens to me so i can post about it on the internet lol f-fingerblast that little turd
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Jan 24, 2016 11:03
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Reading this thread was SUCH a waste of time, geez, thanks
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Jan 24, 2016 11:04
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kill youre famil OP
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the great deceiver posted:but don't you see how the shitload of beer could make the situatuion "evolve" (lol lil pokemon joke for ya Kinda sounds like you've been putting a lotta thought into this, op. Just follow your dreams.
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Jan 24, 2016 11:29
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the great deceiver posted:yeah he is. the more i think about it i really honestly do think i am being invited to some weird open-relationship anime sex thing 
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Jan 24, 2016 11:44
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way to tattle on him to the internet op meanwhile he sounds cooler than you irl with social scene connections and has the confidence to tell you (a weirdo) about some weird bend hes got and its nothing to him poo poo. the other day at work i was casually talking in the hallway about how i didnt get an erection the first time i went to a strip club. i dont care. who cares?
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Jan 24, 2016 11:44
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it's probably not much weirder than sleeping with what looks and sounds like a child, tbh
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i dunno maybe my problem is that i dont think pikachu isna sexy pokemon  are there sexier pokemons? maybe i need to put more thought into this whole matter. it's 3am i'm gonna sleep on this one
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Jan 24, 2016 11:56
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him and i originally bonded over the fact that i did 37 months in federal prison and his younger brother did 34 maybe we arent so different 
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Jan 24, 2016 11:58
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the great deceiver posted:i dunno maybe my problem is that i dont think pikachu isna sexy pokemon id gently caress a bulbasaur if it came down to it
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Botnit posted:There was nothing "casual" about that admittance, he'd planned each and every word meticulously over the past several months. Yeah this
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I asked a friend what she thought about this. "At some point you're just loving a girl/guy in a bad wig / costume." I think you've got their approval. Just be goku.
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Jan 24, 2016 12:29
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the great deceiver posted:are there sexier pokemons? sup
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bobthedinosaur posted:he wants you to join in, OP GO FOR IT, OP!!! FRIENDS ARE S0000 HARD TO GET. BUT I DON'T NEED TO TELL U THAT SINCE U REGISTERED IN 2003 AND STILL POST.
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Crash_N_Burn posted:Tell him you arent into pikachu but you wouldnt mind cumming in her meowth That's right!
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Oh god, is this another one of those "should I rape my wife, should I rape you, is everybody just raping everyone and I'm missing out because people think I'm a cop and need to try harder to act like a cool chill pedo rapist?" scenario guys?
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I'm currently boning a girl who does cosplay at comic conventions and stuff and its pretty great having a girl dressed up as daphne from scooby doo with orange hair wig while youre coming on her face its like coming on your lost childhood, it owns
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