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I'm still laughing (screaming) at the fact that Trump's very first policy position was making mexico pay for a great wall of china and people ITT keep trying to analyze what he says or take him seriously.
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PT6A posted:I can enjoy Trump's speeches as pieces of performance art, while still being deeply frightened of the idea of Trump gaining any actual power. He doesn't have policy so much as a collection of contradictory unrealistic talking points. We are going to build a contiguous wall on the US border and get Mexico to pay the billions of dollars it would cost to implement the idea.
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Joementum posted:He told people magazine last year that he lost 15 pounds giving speeches because he gets so excited. Maybe he should cut down on the steaks and up the 'vitamin shot' dosage...
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Jan 24, 2016 19:45
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I'm sure trumps trademark calling everyone who doesn't like him retards and losers will definitely sway the undecided idiot vote.
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Trump went to church in Iowa today.quote:The Bible reading of 1 Corinthians 12 appeared to pique the real-estate mogul’s interest and his head turned toward the lectern as a woman from the congregation spoke about humility.
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Venom Snake posted:I'm still laughing (screaming) at the fact that Trump's very first policy position was making mexico pay for a great wall of china and people ITT keep trying to analyze what he says or take him seriously. Screaming, huh? (flips through Little Red Book of Boilerplate Internet Leftist Catchphrases) You uhh triggered too? You doing some shaking? You literally can't even when it comes to Trumpamania...?
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blue squares posted:Is that all it takes to get permission to use a video? If "Young Ted Cruz" held the copyright on the video, yes. I doubt that's the case, but the actual copyright holder would need to step forward, and, if that's from one of those "High School Memories" videos, it's probably a one-man llc that's been defunct for 20 years.
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quote:“I have more humility than people think,” he added. yesssss so good
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The Saurus posted:Pictured: he sounds like a 5th grader reading the speech he just wrote
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Truly unstumpable. https://twitter.com/wpjenna/status/691332575172894720
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Joementum posted:Truly unstumpable.  Never stop Trump, never stop.
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When Trump makes a twitter post, does he have a staff that handles all the formatting and posting details, or is he literally just sitting there with his iPhone thinking up the burns?
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Joementum posted:He told people magazine last year that he lost 15 pounds giving speeches because he gets so excited. Does he sweat so much that when he finishes speaking he collapses into a chair in exhaustion? no wait thats someone else
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Top Bunk Wanker posted:Screaming, huh? (flips through Little Red Book of Boilerplate Internet Leftist Catchphrases) You uhh triggered too? You doing some shaking? You literally can't even when it comes to Trumpamania...? god you suck so loving much dude
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Joementum posted:“I have more humility than people think,” he added. Yooge, luxurious, gold-plated humility.
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Joementum posted:Truly unstumpable. He also said that Cruz wants to be PM of Canada and President. Fanning those North American Union super-state fears. Sagebrush posted:When Trump makes a twitter post, does he have a staff that handles all the formatting and posting details, or is he literally just sitting there with his iPhone thinking up the burns? I don't think Donald Trump knows how to tweet. I honestly think his account is a "poo poo MY DAD SAYS" type deal where sometimes it's out of his mouth, and other times it's someone making up Trumpisms, but he's not the one physically typing out his tweets. My guess is that Trump's twitter is either handled by his sons, an assistant, or a social media team. Montasque fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Jan 24, 2016 |
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Joementum posted:Truly unstumpable. I love that all these always have some semblance of truth in them that he can fall back on when questioned.
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babypolis posted:god you suck so loving much dude
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Mitt Romney posted:I love that all these always have some semblance of truth in them that he can fall back on when questioned. Like all successful politicians, he's more clever than he lets on.
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babypolis posted:god you suck so loving much dude dude, you're super-salty. relax, it's ok if Hilary doesn't get the nom.
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mike12345 posted:dude, you're super-salty. relax, it's ok if Hilary doesn't get the nom. To be fair to babypolis Trump did call his people a bunch of rapists and murderers, although some of them are good...
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Montasque posted:To be fair to babypolis Trump did call his people a bunch of rapists and murderers, although some of them are good... He assumed some of them were good people, which is even more hilariously offensive. Also lol, "I have humility, I'm humble as gently caress. That lady was talking about me she used my catchphrase"
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babypolis posted:god you suck so loving much dude Dude, you haven't contributed a single useful or funny thought to this thread, beyond getting repeatedly caremad at internet people ironically pretending to support Trump.
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etalian posted:He doesn't have policy so much as a collection of contradictory unrealistic talking points. It's not unrealistic if you threaten to use the power of the executive to gently caress up a militarily and economically inferior nation nonstop for 4 years because I FUCKIN PROMISED YOUD PAY FOR IT and you know Trump would hold such a grudge. If you don't want America to go soft imperialist and start loving other nations for our benefit that's good! It is not a very morally defensible stance. It is in.no way contradictory or unrealistic, though. Also if you identify more as your homeland like that butthurt Mexican than you identify as an American you aren't ever gonna like Trump (or me) anyway. Hope you learn to love your country sometime soon bro, we'd love to have you on our team before the Night of the Short Fingers. Oiled and Ready fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Jan 24, 2016 |
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The Republican Party is bound and determined to put Ted Cruz in his grave, drat the consequences. It's really quite something.
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mike12345 posted:dude, you're super-salty. relax, it's ok if Hilary doesn't get the nom. i actually prefer bernie altought i dont care that much either way. dont really know why youd think this was some kind of burn agaisnt me Subvisual Haze posted:Dude, you haven't contributed a single useful or funny thought to this thread, beyond getting repeatedly caremad at internet people ironically pretending to support Trump. god forbid anyone post something in this thread that isnt about how trump is the best thing ever. also lol if you think everyone here is ironic about their support for trump
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Boosted_C5 posted:It's going to be fun watching all the delusional people melt down when their laughable beliefs that Hillary is somehow smarter than JEB! or Cruz and/or the general electorate will save them are destroyed in Trump's wake. Boosted_C5 rapidly turning into my favorite poster in this thread. Troll on, noble rear end in a top hat.
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I think that illegals are queue-jumping assholes, and I don't mind kicking them all out since they're breaking the law or building a wall to stop them coming in. Of course, I don't mind legalizing them either. Just whatever stops them forcing down wages and conditions for legal immigrants and citizens.
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Patter Song posted:The Republican Party is bound and determined to put Ted Cruz in his grave, drat the consequences. It's really quite something. Until last week I always assumed it was Trump who was the existential threat to the Republican party... He's not, not at all. They can work with Trump. Cruz on the other hand would replace the current GOP machine and make it over in his image, and that is the threat.
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I'm convinced that the only thing that would slow down Trump will be something that would make him look human and vulnerable, like falling off a podium, acknowledging a minority or getting the flu. Basically, only Trump himself can stump the Trump.
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Top Bunk Wanker posted:Screaming, huh? (flips through Little Red Book of Boilerplate Internet Leftist Catchphrases) You uhh triggered too? You doing some shaking? You literally can't even when it comes to Trumpamania...? I'm sneering Marxistly at this post.
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Patter Song posted:The Republican Party is bound and determined to put Ted Cruz in his grave, drat the consequences. It's really quite something. They have to, or he's going to inspire copycats. Trump is less of a threat to the party because "be a celebrity billionaire" is much harder for aspiring politicians to replicate. If Cruz achieves success by stabbing everyone around him in the back repeatedly and throwing his own party under the bus, there won't be any shortage of people trying to emulate him.
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Do It Once Right posted:They have to, or he's going to inspire copycats. Trump is less of a threat to the party because "be a celebrity billionaire" is much harder for aspiring politicians to replicate. http://thefederalist.com/2016/01/22/the-other-reason-the-washington-elite-hate-ted-cruz/ The Federalist makes a similar argument. Basically Cruz is the threat because he will launch a thousand copycats and create eternal turmoil for the party. Trump on the other hand is a blackswan event that the party will survive.
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Patter Song posted:The Republican Party is bound and determined to put Ted Cruz in his grave, drat the consequences. It's really quite something. We don't care who wins as long as its not that ratfucker Cruz.
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The Saurus posted:I think that illegals are queue-jumping assholes, and I don't mind kicking them all out since they're breaking the law or building a wall to stop them coming in. its not the illegals that are bringing down your wages. they are just a boogeyman.
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Trump! *hangs up*
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Montasque posted:Until last week I always assumed it was Trump who was the existential threat to the Republican party... He's not, not at all. They can work with Trump. Cruz on the other hand would replace the current GOP machine and make it over in his image, and that is the threat. I haven't seen this blatant a case of political homicide from someone's own party since Howard Dean back 12 years ago. (Not counting politicians who were destroyed by scandal like John Edwards or Anthony Weiner or Larry Craig or Mark Sanford).
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Subvisual Haze posted:internet people ironically pretending to support Trump. i have bad news
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Montasque posted:Until last week I always assumed it was Trump who was the existential threat to the Republican party... He's not, not at all. They can work with Trump. Cruz on the other hand would replace the current GOP machine and make it over in his image, and that is the threat. Alternate theory: Trump is the Republican party https://twitter.com/DrewLinzer/status/691341302810554368
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