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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Salah sure is poo poo now

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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

trem_two posted:

Salah sure is poo poo now

Soulex_partying.png

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Thanks Soulex, now I can't see Spaletti without thinking "Waluciano" lol

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



trem_two posted:

De Rossi was caught on camera calling Mandzukic "a drat gypsy" after they collided.

Enjoy your ban.

http://video.gazzetta.it/de-rossi-mandzukic-muto-zingaro-di/042e862a-c2dc-11e5-9aea-b3a117952544

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
"But gypsies call themselves Roma, and he's notoriously not a gypsy nor on my team"

Cippalippus
Mar 31, 2007

Out for a ride, chillin out w/ a couple of friends. Going to be back for dinner

Lasagna posted:

You're welcome

yes, yes, YES

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Simone Poodoin posted:

Thanks Soulex, now I can't see Spaletti without thinking "Waluciano" lol

It's the best thing isn't it?

Gigi Galli posted:

Soulex_partying.png

You don't want to see that picture

Cippalippus
Mar 31, 2007

Out for a ride, chillin out w/ a couple of friends. Going to be back for dinner
If you understand italian, watch this: http://video.gazzetta.it/sampdoria-...22-c9e919454f4d
If you don't, learn italian and watch it.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




Woodenlung posted:

Trajkovskis first touch after getting subbed on




:3:

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

i've decided i hate italian football now and that it was never cool or good. cheers.

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



https://twitter.com/Barilla/status/691623563552505856

Rimanere sullo stomaco means "to remain on the stomach", meaning you can't digest it. It is saying not even Interisti have trouble digesting Barilla's lasagne.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very



lmao

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

canepazzo posted:

https://twitter.com/Barilla/status/691623563552505856

Rimanere sullo stomaco means "to remain on the stomach", meaning you can't digest it. It is saying not even Interisti have trouble digesting Barilla's lasagne.

lol

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity
Sounds like Giovanni Tedesco will be Palermo's manager until Schelotto has gotten the paper work and licenses (apparently doesn't have his coaching license) sorted lol

So the manager for Palermo's last 4 matches and for the upcoming one against Carpi has been:

Palermo-Fiorentina: Ballardini
Verona-Palermo: Sorrentino (...)
Genoa-Palermo: Viviani
Palermo-Udinese: Bosi
Carpi-Palermo: Tedesco


(mind you, Schelotto who was on the bench, was clearly the one making the decisions against Udinese, but Bosi did a good acting job)

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Galliani said Milan isn't buying anyone and that "we're ok in defense".

The only two fit defenders are Romagnoli and Zapata and Zapata might as well be injured. But dont' worry! Mexes is coming back soon!!!!!! And De Jong can play CB!!!!

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Gigi Galli posted:

Galliani said Milan isn't buying anyone and that "we're ok in defense".

The only two fit defenders are Romagnoli and Zapata and Zapata might as well be injured. But dont' worry! Mexes is coming back soon!!!!!! And De Jong can play CB!!!!

Maybe you could loan back Bonera :downs:

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Ewar Woowar posted:

Maybe you could loan back Bonera :downs:

There's a primavera player named Stefan Simic who Milan were about to sell to Hajduk Split but had to cancel so there was cover at cb. This is apparently fine for the club leadership.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Gigi Galli posted:

There's a primavera player named Stefan Simic who Milan were about to sell to Hajduk Split but had to cancel so there was cover at cb. This is apparently fine for the club leadership.

Worked with Donnarumma, why wouldn't all the other teenagers be good enough for the first team?

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



There's an ongoing investigation about tax evasion in football, 35 teams between serie A and B are under the lens, as well as 64 people (directors owners and players). Notably, Alessandro Moggi (the son of Luciano and a big deal with player agents), Zamparini, Andrea Della Valle, Preziosi, Lotito, Spinelli, Galliani, De Laurentiis, as well Ghirardi and Pietro Leonardi (former Parma pres and director) and Corvino's son, Oronzo. Juventus former directors Blanc and Secco also in the list.


Players:

Denis, Mutu, Immobile, Crespo, Nocerino, Jankulovski, Lavezzi, Paletta, Milito.

Grats Inter on their new scudetto! Maybe.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Vicenza's football director is on the list as well and I hope he gets arrested for 5000 years.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
De Laurentiis had a meltdown at a journalist for asking him football questions at a movie premier:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q4XYUZ-5cY

quote:

I DONT WANT TO MIX ACTORS AND FOOTBALL! HOW THE gently caress AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU? loving HELL (well, porca puttana is kind of untranslatable in the figurative sense) IM ANGRY BECAUSE SHE KEEPS BUSTING MY BALLS!

Apparently he apologized later but lol

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity
Zamparini no.

Gigi Galli posted:

De Laurentiis had a meltdown at a journalist for asking him football questions at a movie premier:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q4XYUZ-5cY


Apparently he apologized later but lol

Sensational. My favorite meltdown is the one where he drives away, on the back of a young guys scooter.

Woodenlung fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Jan 26, 2016

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

The Egyptian is at Roma now. Sucks. I wanted him in purple.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Soulex posted:

The Egyptian is at Roma now. Sucks. I wanted him in purple.

The Salah saga is over mate, let it go

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Also De Rossi has avoided a ban as the Committee chose not to use video evidence against him. Lolol

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

trem_two posted:

The Salah saga is over mate, let it go

HAHAHAHAHAHA


gently caress you. :smith:

I meant Egyptian prince. El Shaarway

:negative:

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



riggore per il Milan, poor Alexandria

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
With El Shaarawy on the wing, what's Roma going to do with Gervinho, Salah, and Dzeko? I guess Totti's done for the year.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Gervinho went to China, didn't he?

Cippalippus
Mar 31, 2007

Out for a ride, chillin out w/ a couple of friends. Going to be back for dinner
Alessandria-Milan update: Balotelli is a piece of poo poo.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Cippalippus posted:

Alessandria-Milan update: Balotelli is a piece of poo poo.

He's loving terrible today, that open net miss in the first half was really bad. No one will care because he scored the penalty though.

Also, it's taking Milan a penalty to be winning against a Lega Pro side :thumbsup:

Cippalippus
Mar 31, 2007

Out for a ride, chillin out w/ a couple of friends. Going to be back for dinner
Yeah, I'm playing Tropico 4 because this poo poo is terrible.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Alessandria are going to score at least one goal this match, these clowns better pick it up.

Cippalippus
Mar 31, 2007

Out for a ride, chillin out w/ a couple of friends. Going to be back for dinner
Really, I sweat more when I play Guitar Hero than these idiots.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Milan wins with a thrilling 1-0 over guys getting paid 1/20th of Mexes's salary combined.

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009

Simone Poodoin posted:

Gervinho went to China, didn't he?

Oh, guess he really is. Oh well, El Sha is better.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
This is a pretty good article about Saponara (although Milan supporters may want to avoid reading it): https://www.whoscored.com/Articles/jlti010mc0wvvgjz3kyl4q/Show/Player-Focus-Saponara-Keeping-the-Traditional-Number-10-Role-Alive

E: as you might have guessed, it's all Allegri's fault

trem_two fucked around with this message at 15:40 on Jan 27, 2016

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Well at least Morata still knows how to finish penalties.

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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

trem_two posted:

This is a pretty good article about Saponara (although Milan supporters may want to avoid reading it): https://www.whoscored.com/Articles/jlti010mc0wvvgjz3kyl4q/Show/Player-Focus-Saponara-Keeping-the-Traditional-Number-10-Role-Alive

E: as you might have guessed, it's all Allegri's fault

This is loving infuriating and if there ever was a case to bitch about Berlusconi and Galliani's idiotic transfer policy of the last 5 or 6 years it's this.

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