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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
I said everyone is exploding and CSM shows up.

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TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

Smoking man going through the trach hole is pretty cool

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
Motherfucker

HIJK
Nov 25, 2012
in the room where you sleep
Hey was that the CSM?

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
if we're bringing back the Smoking Man can we bring back Steven Williams too. please?

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
Um, I'm gonna need to (unfortunately) watch that again because it made no loving sense.

Dudeabides
Jul 26, 2009

"You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

Good to see the Cigarette Smoking Man keeping it real even with a trach in place.

ohrwurm
Jun 25, 2003

God these CGI explosions are hilariously bad

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)
OK, I'll watch this. This is going to be a stupid silly ride, but it seems fun.

Hmmm. Are they going to use this updated theme?

Nucleic Acids
Apr 10, 2007
My favorite 90s villain!

Astroman
Apr 8, 2001


Well that tomahawk missile just put a hole in his throat, OK.

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Wait is it on every day this week?

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




this was a crazy loving bad xfiles

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Ramadu posted:

Wait is it on every day this week?

Just Mondays.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Ramadu posted:

Wait is it on every day this week?

every Monday I think

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003
Either do a hard reboot or don't Chris Carter.

ishikabibble
Jan 21, 2012

Ramadu posted:

Wait is it on every day this week?

Two part premier.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

So do we know what happens to agent T1000? I'll be honest we've only made it a bit into season 8 with our binge before this season started.

HIJK
Nov 25, 2012
in the room where you sleep

sweetmercifulcrap posted:

Um, I'm gonna need to (unfortunately) watch that again because it made no loving sense.

I think we can skip it with the phrase "Mulder and Scully are baaaack!"

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
The homosexual agenda is getting out of hand

Well Manicured Man
Aug 21, 2010

Well Manicured Mort
The next episode's a MOTW one, right?

foobardog posted:

OK, I'll watch this. This is going to be a stupid silly ride, but it seems fun.

Hmmm. Are they going to use this updated theme?

AFAIK they're sticking with the original theme song and credits through the whole run.

Astroman
Apr 8, 2001


Ginette Reno posted:

every Monday I think

Should have been on Sundays at 9pm. :colbert:

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)
Though interestingly enough, apparently we move into 4 monster of the week episodes, and then another conspiracy episode to end it?

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


PBS Newshour posted:

I said everyone is exploding and CSM shows up.

Who has apparently un-exploded!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Watching X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

Can I see it?

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate
This episode made me feel like an old person watching the old X-Files by starting at season 8.

Who the hell were the scientists with the secret alien tech? Why would the US government plot to take over America when, by definition, they already accomplished that mission just by existing? And how much of my hard earned tax dollars are going to pay for multiple fake alien / not-alien conspiracies?

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

Well Manicured Man posted:

AFAIK they're sticking with the original theme song and credits through the whole run.

Aw, I do kind of like the updated one that was over the credits.

BrandNew
May 16, 2007

Get me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!
That was like really dumb but the end was fun I guess.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





they're going to find out that this is just a bunch of bullshit to cover up for Volkswagen.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
I thought that was an okay episode. Hopefully now that they just said gently caress you to all the old poo poo that happened they can relax and do their thing

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves
I feel like this episode was 15 years of backed up conspiracy theories just :gizz: ing all over the place in one minute and a half monologue, I'm not sure I got any of that, it was completely incoherent.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
That has got to be one of the worst episodes in the history of the show. Just give me the episodes written by people named Morgan or Wong and let me forget about Chris Carter's idiotic mythology twists.

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!
So CSM recovered from having his face melted by a missile, but couldn't patch the hole in his throat?

Iowa Snow King
Jan 5, 2008

sweetmercifulcrap posted:

Um, I'm gonna need to (unfortunately) watch that again because it made no loving sense.

Scully lied about the DNA, which got the ship blown up and Alex Jones off the air, and the girl blowed up, but Dana and Fox are back on the X-Files, because she basically believes Mulder is right.

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
I'm going to guess that the Tad O'Malley conspiracy is fake and the takedown of his show was to make it seem plausible? But then why did they blow up the ARV and why did CSM seem perturbed at the end. Hmmmmmmm.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
I am thinking what we thought of as the conspiracy before is still very real, and the real conspiracy is somewhere between that and the new stuff we got, hence old man ufo guy still saying Mulder is wrong.

HIJK
Nov 25, 2012
in the room where you sleep
I'm okay with Alex Jones never appearing again, he's a drag.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I actually kind of want to go back and watch the old X-Files again now.

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Duchovny forgot how to be Mulder. For this I am glad because Hank Moody is better than Mulder, anyway.

They should just cancel the next five episodes now.

I don't know if I am glad there are only six episodes or not. I kinda wish it was only one. One half. Actually none. It was better ended with that stupid movie about Mulder and Scully loving.

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