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Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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TOM HANKS posted:

Was the frogger saga the thing that ended old gbs?

Pretty much. It was immediately after he got funded that Old GBS went down the shitter (Halloween 2013)

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TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

I can't wait for the brutal and inevitable ownage doobie is about to hand down on goonkind

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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TOOT BOOT posted:

I can't wait for the brutal and inevitable ownage doobie is about to hand down on goonkind

You're going to regret saying this when he opens fire on a planned parenthood

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

weirdo queer froggers implies that there are normal queer froggers, proving tasha's support for the LGBT community and their legal rights.

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

Kung Food posted:

She said her occupation was killing frog, so just one frog was killed. Rip frog.

Ill add it to the list.

most of her braincells
her family's dignity
the english language
one frog

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Crash_N_Burn posted:

Ill add it to the list.

most of her braincells
her family's dignity
the english language
one frog

One frog died for our sins

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

my frog is an awesome frog.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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On a porch in Reform, Alabama.

"Wayne and Tasha keep talkin' about these frogs, or froggers, or somethin' and I'm gettin' worried."

"Frogger? I played the hell outta that one at Jack's Bar before that retard Arlo DuPree knocked it over onto the owner's son."

"No, idjit, not the game. Wayne's actin' kinda... Off-color. Him and Tasha both. Ravin' all the time about bein' harassed. Then 'e closes up that hot dog stand what he jus' open. Says business was good, but he's all closed up now. Jus' like that."

"Let me tell you a thing or two about Wayne Robinson. I went to school wit'im and he had all the brains and the work ethic of a horse. Well, maybe not the work ethic, but 'e had intuition, y'know? Like a tiger. He didn't give no hot cat poo poo about whether the odds were against 'im. I admired 'im fer it."

"Did you ever eat at his shack?"

"gently caress no. Do you think they're real, though?"

"What?"

"The froggers."

A croak in the distance. Both men sit in silence for what feels like a long time.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I could see tasha and doobie recording footage on their phone of them catching a poor toad / bullfrog and tormenting it calling it a bad frogger.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

imo a goon should open a new doobie's doghouse in reform, but act really gay and stupid the whole time while pretending to be wayne "doobie" gretsky, as an irony.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

imo a goon should open a new doobie's doghouse in reform, but act really gay and stupid the whole time while pretending to be wayne "doobie" gretsky, as an irony.

Nah, a goon with more money than sense should buy the building, paint frogs on every side of it and leave it vacant indefinitely.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Has anyone said to open a gay bar called Doobie's Dong House yet

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
To be fair to Doob with regards to the hotdog cart being abandoned for a shack, I'm sure someone said there was some kind of prohibition for the cart he wanted to run in local law, though maybe Doob plum gave out on the cart when he got overfunded.

I know it's not inconceivable, apparently decades ago in my town people used to sell hot food to drunks from street carts on the weekends but for a long time now the council has denied such licences (because of littering and drunken violence).

Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TOM HANKS posted:

Was the frogger saga the thing that ended old gbs?

The two were unrelated. Then-admin epg proposed changing the gbs rules well over a month earlier.

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

Ralp posted:

The two were unrelated. Then-admin epg proposed changing the gbs rules well over a month earlier.

mods didn't know

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
of all the goon projects over the years the only one that actually got off the ground was funding some retard hicks hotdog stand and that's only because all you had to do was give him money and watch.

it wasn't even funny, it basically went 100% how one would expect right from the start. this is so basic, why the gently caress do goons have such a high opinion of their comedy skills when this poo poo is the best they could do?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Help us, Oobie Wayne Kenoobi, you're our only hope

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
100% of the reason Doobs got off the ground and 0% of the reason the shack flopped. Froggers, not even once. Kill the frogs.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Mr. Unlucky posted:

goon projects...give...money and watch...poo poo

swap.avi?

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Doobie claimed to have contacted the FBI hotdog crimes unit and that they were looking into these bad froggres

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx


"I'm coming for you froggers"

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

LolL ol Doobs lives for he SA superstardom. Doobie do another rap if you want a megathread, just saying queers isn't enough for more than maybe 5 pages before a gas

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

Melmac posted:

Much like a Youtube of a music video, Doobie IP blocks filthy foreigners.


you missed some stuff



I'm glad doobie lost all his goon noney on that cursed vent hood

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

Bonzo posted:

So he wants to open a concession stand type of place? Am I missing something? He just shut down a place selling hot dogs, burgers, fries, wings poo poo like that.

What the hell else do you sell at a concession stand?

Sounds like he has realised the dog shack should go mobile, just like goons were telling him in doobie thread 1.0 in carecat gbs

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Either they are banned in Alabama or he got denied his license, I forget. But it wasn't a possibility

We only got that from the doobs himself. If he is now exploring the idea a more likely explanation is doobie thought it sounded like too much hard work

E: quad posts with no jokes hell yes

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Microwaves Mom posted:

I could see tasha and doobie recording footage on their phone of them catching a poor toad / bullfrog and tormenting it calling it a bad frogger.

They did post a picture of a very large frog that looked like it had been mutilated and said "this is what happens to bad froggers....". It didn't look like it came from Google images. I can't seem to find the post though. This was on their restaurant's page by the way (posting gross pics of large, mutilated frogs).

Hustlin Floh posted:

Doobie devoting the rest of his life to hunting down and murdering goons is actually the best possible outcome for this whole thing.

The last thing u see before u die:

Mr_Schmoo
Dec 10, 2002

I look forward to the thread where someone comes across the Nathasha/Doob video on Pornhub.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Mr_Schmoo posted:

I look forward to the thread where someone comes across the Nathasha/Doob video on Pornhub.

I did see this on the Doobiepedia:



They were married before/since she was 29 lol
Cuckolding.... IN THE CAN.

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Jun 17, 2015

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:golfclap:

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Fun Shoe

Heath posted:

On a porch in Reform, Alabama.

"Wayne and Tasha keep talkin' about these frogs, or froggers, or somethin' and I'm gettin' worried."

"Frogger? I played the hell outta that one at Jack's Bar before that retard Arlo DuPree knocked it over onto the owner's son."

"No, idjit, not the game. Wayne's actin' kinda... Off-color. Him and Tasha both. Ravin' all the time about bein' harassed. Then 'e closes up that hot dog stand what he jus' open. Says business was good, but he's all closed up now. Jus' like that."

"Let me tell you a thing or two about Wayne Robinson. I went to school wit'im and he had all the brains and the work ethic of a horse. Well, maybe not the work ethic, but 'e had intuition, y'know? Like a tiger. He didn't give no hot cat poo poo about whether the odds were against 'im. I admired 'im fer it."

"Did you ever eat at his shack?"

"gently caress no. Do you think they're real, though?"

"What?"

"The froggers."

A croak in the distance. Both men sit in silence for what feels like a long time.

underrated post

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
Remember when a few froggers went to the dog shack to claim their kickstarter rewards and afterwards doobie immediately posted even if you cancelled christmas you'd only get a free dog,the 5 soggy fries piled high and drink in the bottle are extra? That was good times. Pretty sure those froggers were the only people who ever saw a kickstarter reward.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Mr. Unlucky posted:

of all the goon projects over the years the only one that actually got off the ground was funding some retard hicks hotdog stand and that's only because all you had to do was give him money and watch.

it wasn't even funny, it basically went 100% how one would expect right from the start. this is so basic, why the gently caress do goons have such a high opinion of their comedy skills when this poo poo is the best they could do?

Post an example of something you think is funny

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Berious posted:

Remember when a few froggers went to the dog shack to claim their kickstarter rewards and afterwards doobie immediately posted even if you cancelled christmas you'd only get a free dog,the 5 soggy fries piled high and drink in the bottle are extra? That was good times. Pretty sure those froggers were the only people who ever saw a kickstarter reward.

It was so loving funny because he seemed genuinely perturbed that like, 3 people came in for free hot dogs. The way he feverishly checked his paper checklist to make sure everything matched up. Did he check driver's licenses or something?

Then he exclaimed "there are to be no more hand-outs" claiming that no combos meant it was some sort of loophole. But I mean what did he expect, all 50 or so backers to actually show up? And even if they did, what the gently caress would that cost him at most? $150? What a cheapskate. I'd chalk it up to him giving the finger to goons but he also backed out of his promise to sling a couple of dogs to some homeless folk.

Also not printing up placemats with "goon businesses" like he promised, which would have cost him like 5 cents per copy because you could just print them on regular printer paper (which he seemed to love doing anyway).

It's just so loving funny how he was willing to stick it to goons, but then again I really do just think he's a cheapskate because reneging on feeding some homeless people wasn't a "gently caress you" to goons. So basically this Alabama sewer man threw his word and morals right down the toilet to save maybe $250. L. M. A. O.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Heath posted:

So how would you rate the value of the transaction now that it's over(?)

idk about you but i cum so hard whenever i think about hot dog man losing his restaurant

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Actually he stuck to his principals of not giving out any handouts like a true red blooded Republican.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Melmac posted:

Also not printing up placemats with "goon businesses" like he promised,

lol, oh gee wonder why he went back on this

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Something tells me Doobie wasn't quite savior/role model goons wanted him to so desperately be. Makeup on a pig and all that. :shrug: He sure got them boss new rims though, lol.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:



"I'm coming for you froggers"

She was good in Future War and Soultaker.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
lol, no wonder the old doobie threads got gassed

*posts an update to doobie wiki*

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Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."


Egbert Souse posted:

She was good in Future War and Soultaker.

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