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Murphy Brownback posted:"google it, I don't have time to educate you". This is the number one sign of a person who knows they're wrong and won't admit it, and you can always see it coming a mile off.
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Iron Crowned posted:Definitely, if I tried it would probably come out like "Hey! Nice fingers! I bet you use them to hold things!" If someone yelled this at me from a moving car, I would never stop laughing. Murphy Brownback posted:Yeah most dogs are poorly trained (if they are trained at all) and are unpredictable. Owners just brush off bad behavior with "well he never does that to me, you must have provoked him". That guy is the worst. Prong collars are the worst. Peeve: When people don't respond to time sensitive texts but I know they looked at them.
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Jan 22, 2016 17:36
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Murphy Brownback posted:Yeah most dogs are poorly trained (if they are trained at all) and are unpredictable. My friend has an un-neutered dog who runs around barking at everything and humping everyone's leg. He is an absolute terror, and she thinks it's hilarious. I do not visit her often.
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Jan 22, 2016 17:48
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People who don't neuter their male dogs because it's taking the dogs "manhood" away.
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YeahTubaMike posted:This dude wandered up to me while I was walking for the train, half-whispered "I've got nine inches," and wandered off. It was one of the more surreal experiences I've had. Trent Reznor can be kinda weird E:F,B by like a mile, teach me to leave tabs open and not check back 
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Iron Crowned posted:Definitely, if I tried it would probably come out like "Hey! Nice fingers! I bet you use them to hold things!" Thin Privilege posted:People who don't neuter their male dogs because it's taking the dogs "manhood" away. 
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Jan 22, 2016 19:38
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Gitro posted:People leaving their clothes in the communal laundry for hours on end. Half an hour or something? Sure, whatever, your life doesn't revolve around the laundry, who cares. But there's only one drier, so maybe don't leave your poo poo in there for at least 2 hours after they're done. And clean the loving lint filter, christ. The other people we share laundry facilities with do this and it's infuriating. I've seen them leave wet clothes in the washer for days . Like, they must need washing again because they start to smell.  I give an hours grace and then just move their poo poo.
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Jan 22, 2016 19:41
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Thin Privilege posted:People who don't neuter their male dogs because it's taking the dogs "manhood" away. Since moving to Switzerland (formerly) and Germany (now) it is bizarre how different people think of this issue over here. The people I've talked to think it's absurd that americans neuter/spay their pets. Even from just an aesthetic perspective, I don't want to look a dogballs, and I don't want to deal with dogperiods. I don't understand the "it's abuse" angle at all.
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Jan 22, 2016 19:58
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teenytinymouse posted:I don't really like you anyway so my rule is working. No one else really likes me either, so I'm not unaccustomed to it 
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Murphy Brownback posted:Since moving to Switzerland (formerly) and Germany (now) it is bizarre how different people think of this issue over here. The people I've talked to think it's absurd that americans neuter/spay their pets. Even from just an aesthetic perspective, I don't want to look a dogballs, and I don't want to deal with dogperiods. I don't understand the "it's abuse" angle at all. Do they let their pets breed indiscriminately so shelters are full of unwanted dogs? Because that's the real problem. The only German pet care I know about is hamsters and they are insanely up to date on welfare. Like a single ham needs a meter square of floor space and no plastic accessories ever, wood only, but it's a struggle to get Americans and people in the UK to buy anything for their animals that's big enough for them to turn around in.
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Horrible Smutbeast posted:The worst part is the people I've seen acting like this had the most disgusting and gross looking dogs. Those lovely little white ones with the huge paths of eye goop running down it's face and filth all over it's mouth with breath bad enough to strip varnish off a wood table. Or those gross pugs that huff and wheeze. The dog you describe is my pet peeve. They're never white, either, they're always turning slightly yellow from grease. I love dogs otherwise and I will pet any dog that comes up to me, but I can't touch these certain ones without wanting to gag. I don't like outdoor cats. I live in an area that has rainbow coloured native parrots that used to just chill on my lawn, but we don't get those anymore because my next door neighbor leaves her cat outside all day. Outdoor cats are also poo poo personality wise too. Every indoor cat I've met is a sweetie, every outdoor cat is this dirty, paranoid thing. Indoor cats are the softest things I've ever petted. All it takes is a tiny bit of research and you too can own the softest living thing known to mankind. I don't understand people who ruin that potential by shoving their cats outside.
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Our cat was an independant indoor cat, in that she mainly lived indoors but liked to be let out do do cat things, like pooping and hunting, or just sleeping somewhere quiet. It took some time to get her to stop bringing her prey in but she stopped eventually, a few months into being ours. We had her for 10 years before her death. She made it to 11, something important just shut down. We'll never know exactly what killed her, just age related complications. She collapsed in the kitchen, held on for a few hours then went limp. 
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Jan 22, 2016 22:57
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I had outdoor cats and now I hate outdoor cats, one went missing (the sweetest cat I ever met) and the other caught a fatal disease from another outdoor cat. Mum thinks it's cruel to keep them inside. Or she just doesn't want to deal with a litter box. Hate hate hate.
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Jan 22, 2016 23:01
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Ours used to enjoy sleeping on one of our beds, it varied. When she chose my parents bed I'd lie next to her and pet her a little, then just lie with her for a bit 
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Jan 22, 2016 23:03
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Screaming Idiot posted:But he's the perfect drug! I've seen what's under his red robe. Ain't nothing to write home of, that's for sure.
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Jan 22, 2016 23:54
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Along the lines of neutering, I know a guy who does not want kids. At all. Neither does his wife. And he bitches about her birth control and having to use condoms sometimes, and when I mentioned vasectomy., he flipped the gently caress out. Because even though he doesn't want kids and is often worried about an accidental pregnancy, getting snipped is something that will never, ever happen to him, because "what if they gently caress up and my dick breaks and I never get hard again!" Instead he advocates that his wife "get fixed." But a tubal isn't foolproof. He was actually looking into finding a doctor who would do a full "pelvic cleanout" on his 30 year old wife so he wouldn't have to 'deal with periods anymore.' Said gem of a man also believes if more women hosed more crazy men, there would be less shootings. But when he gets called on any of this poo poo, he insists he's joking. That's my peeve. Being a horrible oval office or a racist and trying to play the "gently caress, I'm just joking, stop being all PC!" card.
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Cowslips Warren posted:Along the lines of neutering, I know a guy who does not want kids. At all. Neither does his wife. And he bitches about her birth control and having to use condoms sometimes, and when I mentioned vasectomy., he flipped the gently caress out. Because even though he doesn't want kids and is often worried about an accidental pregnancy, getting snipped is something that will never, ever happen to him, because "what if they gently caress up and my dick breaks and I never get hard again!" Instead he advocates that his wife "get fixed." But a tubal isn't foolproof. He was actually looking into finding a doctor who would do a full "pelvic cleanout" on his 30 year old wife so he wouldn't have to 'deal with periods anymore.' I hope he gets murdered. Or his wife grows some self respect and dumps his rear end.
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Cowslips Warren posted:Along the lines of neutering, I know a guy who does not want kids. At all. Neither does his wife. And he bitches about her birth control and having to use condoms sometimes, and when I mentioned vasectomy., he flipped the gently caress out. Because even though he doesn't want kids and is often worried about an accidental pregnancy, getting snipped is something that will never, ever happen to him, because "what if they gently caress up and my dick breaks and I never get hard again!" Instead he advocates that his wife "get fixed." But a tubal isn't foolproof. He was actually looking into finding a doctor who would do a full "pelvic cleanout" on his 30 year old wife so he wouldn't have to 'deal with periods anymore.' gently caress people like this. Also "pelvic cleanout" might be the most horrifying phrase I've ever heard 
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It seems like if someone is hard of hearing they will without fail always be the kind of person who yells at you down the hall/as theyre walking away/etc so if you try to respond they either wont hear you or its an additional 5 minutes of WHAT. SAY THAT AGAIN. WHAT.
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Jan 23, 2016 01:27
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People passively aggressively saying, "You're welcome." right before you were going to thank them.
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Jan 23, 2016 02:53
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Murphy Brownback posted:I don't want to deal with dogperiods. Dogs don't menstruate. Which reminds me of another thing that annoys me: When people refer to eggs as "chicken periods". That's just dumb.
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Tiggum posted:Dogs don't menstruate. Which reminds me of another thing that annoys me: When people refer to eggs as "chicken periods". That's just dumb. Dogs in season bleed. It's not a period but it's still blood on your carpet.
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Cowslips Warren posted:Along the lines of neutering, I know a guy who does not want kids. At all. Neither does his wife. And he bitches about her birth control and having to use condoms sometimes, and when I mentioned vasectomy., he flipped the gently caress out. Because even though he doesn't want kids and is often worried about an accidental pregnancy, getting snipped is something that will never, ever happen to him, because "what if they gently caress up and my dick breaks and I never get hard again!" Instead he advocates that his wife "get fixed." But a tubal isn't foolproof. He was actually looking into finding a doctor who would do a full "pelvic cleanout" on his 30 year old wife so he wouldn't have to 'deal with periods anymore.' I think this crosses peeve territory right into "I am sorry you have contact with this person". I am sorry you ever had to talk to this guy, he sounds like a wad. teenytinymouse posted:Dogs in season bleed. It's not a period but it's still blood on your carpet. Yep. People call them periods because that's what they look like, and biologically, they're not super dissimilar.
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It's probably an easy mistake to make without prior knowledge considering most vertebrates start off in the womb/eggshell looking very similar, only differing after 5 weeks or so when specialisations like limbs and gills start coming in (There's an old diagram of the embryos of a Human, Chicken, Lizard (of some kind) and some kind of fish too, until 5 weeks (second layer) there is no real noticeable difference) so you could probably quite easily fall into the trap of "Oh, a mammal that gives live birth is bleeding from it's womb just before ovulation/heat, must be a period" Here's the Diagram in question: http://www2.hawaii.edu/~pine/book1qts/embryo-compare.html
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I get unreasonably angry when software uses progress counters that count the total number of files downloaded rather than the total amount of data. I don't care if thousands of tiny files have been updated to get the counter to 99% if there's going to be a massive file at the end that takes ages to update.
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Questions being mumbled at me from two rooms away. Especially if I'm clearly paying attention to something else, like talking to a person over Skype or something. All it would take is to walk into the same room as me, then preface your question with "Hey liquidy," and I'll know to focus on you and actually hear what you're asking. People who don't keep their phone in their pocket. Take it out to answer a text or whatever, sure, but don't keep it out when you're done. Jam it back in your pocket. I have a buddy who does not understand how to deal with food when with company. He'll regularly show up to places with food for himself, not bothering to call ahead and ask if anybody else wanted anything. I've gone to his place, and while watching a movie or something, he'll get up without a word and fix food for himself. He once disappeared from a party, and came back with fast food for just himself. liquidypoo has a new favorite as of 04:15 on Jan 25, 2016 |
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BioEnchanted posted:It's probably an easy mistake to make without prior knowledge considering most vertebrates start off in the womb/eggshell looking very similar, only differing after 5 weeks or so when specialisations like limbs and gills start coming in (There's an old diagram of the embryos of a Human, Chicken, Lizard (of some kind) and some kind of fish too, until 5 weeks (second layer) there is no real noticeable difference) so you could probably quite easily fall into the trap of "Oh, a mammal that gives live birth is bleeding from it's womb just before ovulation/heat, must be a period" Haeckel's embryo drawings are well known to be bullshit, it even says so in the picture you linked.
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liquidypoo posted:People who don't keep their phone in their pocket. Take it out to answer a text or whatever, sure, but don't keep it out when you're done. Jam it back in your pocket. Sorry, that's me. I just got my first smartphone  , but this bastard is so big in my pocket that it causes real discomfort and I'm afraid I'm going to break it. It goes on the table when I'm at a restaurant, in the cup holder when I'm driving, etc.
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People who refer to something as an historic event instead of a historic event.
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grittyreboot posted:People who refer to something as an historic event instead of a historic event. If their accent renders it "an 'istoric event", this is valid. 
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If you have your phone within arm's reach TURN THE loving RINGER OFF. I work with a lot of middle aged people and they ALL have their phones on full volume in their cubes. It's right there. You'll see it light up and hear it buzz when it rings or when you get a text. TURN THE RINGER OFF. And they all have the most godawful annoying ringtones too. Or even worse they'll have headphones in and not hear it and it'll just keep ringing and ringing and ringing and oh god make it stop.
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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:Do you actually search people/run them through metal detectors, or do people just see the "no guns" sign and start poo poo about it? They do that "dig around in your bag with a little wooden stick" thing you see at state fairs and concerts.
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grate deceiver posted:Haeckel's embryo drawings are well known to be bullshit, it even says so in the picture you linked. Sorry, didn't notice that part of the text.
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Aquatic Giraffe posted:If you have your phone within arm's reach TURN THE loving RINGER OFF. The worst is when they don't have headphones in, yet still let it ring at least 3 times while staring at the screen for absolutely no good reason. Answer it as soon as you hear it, stop worrying if you're answering "too fast" or not.
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Ah, this music is nice, let's see what it is! "Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: Le Nozze Di Figaro/The Marriage Of Figaro K 492 Conductor Herbert Von Karajan - Act 4: Barbarina, Cos'Hai?" ah.
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So, is the peeve putting everything in the title instead of properly using ID3 tags, or what?  E: I mean if that's the case I agree but it's not exactly clear. AlphaKretin has a new favorite as of 09:12 on Jan 26, 2016 |
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They're also tagged properly, but for some reason the actual track title lumps it all in as well. I've only noticed this on classical CDs, so maybe it's an old people/classical formalism thing that I'm not aware of, but it's really annoying. Especially on my ipod, when I'm like "what track is this" and I have to wait nine hours for it to scroll to the important bit.
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Murphy Brownback posted:The worst is when they don't have headphones in, yet still let it ring at least 3 times while staring at the screen for absolutely no good reason. Answer it as soon as you hear it, stop worrying if you're answering "too fast" or not. My father has one of those novelty ring tones where it says "Your phone's ringing. Are you going to answer you phone? It's still ringing." etc. and he lets it play out for a really long time before answering.
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Ooh, encountered a new wrinkle with song metadata silliness just now. Found a multi-disk album with the disk number in the album name instead of the metadata, so it splits into 3 albums on iTunes.
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Tiggum posted:My father has one of those novelty ring tones where it says "Your phone's ringing. Are you going to answer you phone? It's still ringing." etc. and he lets it play out for a really long time before answering. Worst I've encountered so far is a guy who was fond of walking away from his desk without his phone and his ringtone was his toddler grandchild wailing "pick up the phone!!!" and since he was an old man who couldn't hear for poo poo it was cranked up to maximum volume. Everyone in the office wanted to smash that drat phone.
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