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what's sperling sick of this month http://www.channelfireball.com/articles/sperlings-sick-of-it-january-2016/ oh, it's "having to talk to your opponent briefly before you play Magic against them" and Owen's sick of it too
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To be fair, "Rakdos Country Club" is a great name for mono-red.
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Boco_T posted:what's sperling sick of this month Naya Angelou is good. I only read that part and the part about him whining about 6-3s. 
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Boco_T posted:what's sperling sick of this month I can't believe someone would want to say a single sentence to me before a match. How insulting.
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Boco_T posted:what's sperling sick of this month I'm on my phone but pretend I posted a picture of Andy Rooney here.
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Jan 26, 2016 16:17
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ShaneB posted:I can't believe someone would want to say a single sentence to me before a match. How insulting. We only have fifty minutes to complete the match and you are wasting precious seconds
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Jan 26, 2016 16:20
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Boco_T posted:what's sperling sick of this month quote:Temur Good Stuff (Forgot to register anything on the deck list, game loss) HEY! 
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Jan 26, 2016 16:21
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Boco_T posted:what's sperling sick of this month The Scourge of Our Times
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Jan 26, 2016 17:09
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Don't you hate it when people around you insist on trying to interact with you casually? Sperling must be the kind of guy who just starts shouting his order when the Burger King cashier ask him "Would you like to try our...."
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Jan 26, 2016 17:18
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What if the article was satire?
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Jan 26, 2016 17:23
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More like Matt Spergling!
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Jan 26, 2016 17:24
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Sickening posted:What if the article was satire? Goons overreacting and taking things too literally? Impossible.
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Jan 26, 2016 17:31
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I dunno, I think you can hate hearing the same stale quips over and over again and still enjoy other aspects of human interaction 
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Jan 26, 2016 17:33
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MiddleEastBeast posted:Goons overreacting and taking things too literally? Impossible. The first complaint is something I can see pros who play a ton of games actually whining about, so even if it's satire it's far too believable.
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Jan 26, 2016 17:34
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JerryLee posted:I dunno, I think you can hate hearing the same stale quips over and over again and still enjoy other aspects of human interaction Um what loving planet do you live on????????????????
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Jan 26, 2016 17:35
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Cashier: *Runs pack of magic cards under the scanner twice, and it doesn't beep* Customer: "Well, I guess it's free!" *chuckles to self* Cashier: *dies a little inside*
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Jan 26, 2016 17:35
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satire implies skill in execution and comedic value
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Jan 26, 2016 17:36
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black potus posted:satire implies skill in execution and comedic value The real comedy is that something like that got published in the first place
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Jan 26, 2016 17:37
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Boco_T posted:what's sperling sick of this month To be fair, I don't really want to talk to either of them.
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Jan 26, 2016 17:39
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black potus posted:satire implies skill in execution and comedic value If there's one thing I've learned over the years, it's to never assume a Magic player is joking.
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Jan 26, 2016 17:42
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Gensuki posted:Cashier: *Runs pack of magic cards under the scanner twice, and it doesn't beep* This joke was funny the first time, the subsequent 30 times that same day killed me inside.
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Jan 26, 2016 17:48
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is the joke that people hate playing magic so much it feels like a dead end retail job
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Jan 26, 2016 17:50
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Count Bleck posted:This joke was funny the first time, the subsequent 30 times that same day killed me inside. In college, my girlfriend and I both worked at Wal-Mart and she hated this joke so much, before the customer could even get the entire sentence out, she would say "no it isn't", every single time, without the barest hint of levity. She was awesome.
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Jan 26, 2016 17:50
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"Oh yeah? Well, the jerk store called, they're running outta you!"
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Jan 26, 2016 17:51
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Count Bleck posted:Pokemon also does this, but their small frame art is actually very descriptive of what's going on, while their full card art is really vibrant and poo poo. Yo I missed this but c'mon look at lysander's glorious face:  Korrina's evo bracelet lens flare definitely doesn't get in the way of her text:  Also without comment: 
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Jan 26, 2016 17:54
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Count Bleck posted:This joke was funny the first time, the subsequent 30 times that same day killed me inside. Luckily, I only spent one year in retail, I worked at a local grocery store chain, but in that year, that joke never really bothered me. What bothered me was the time we got robbed by a guy with a kitana or the time a homeless guy took a poo poo in the produce aisle.
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Jan 26, 2016 17:54
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Madmarker posted:Luckily, I only spent one year in retail, I worked at a local grocery store chain, but in that year, that joke never really bothered me. What bothered me was the time we got robbed by a guy with a kitana or the time a homeless guy took a poo poo in the produce aisle. I won't miss these.
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Jan 26, 2016 17:56
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Madmarker posted:Luckily, I only spent one year in retail, I worked at a local grocery store chain, but in that year, that joke never really bothered me. What bothered me was the time we got robbed by a guy with a kitana or the time a homeless guy took a poo poo in the produce aisle. The Wal-Mart I worked at made national news for having a meth lab set up in the bathroom. Oooooo-klahoma!
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Jan 26, 2016 17:57
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Madmarker posted:Luckily, I only spent one year in retail, I worked at a local grocery store chain, but in that year, that joke never really bothered me. What bothered me was the time we got robbed by a guy with a kitana or the time a homeless guy took a poo poo in the produce aisle. can't you also get these at game store venues though
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Jan 26, 2016 17:58
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Also sperling's article seems fine, really digged the part about a legendary llanowar elves.
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playing fow made me appreciate magic's opaque text boxes with large legible text
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Zoness posted:Also sperling's article seems fine, really digged the part about a legendary llanowar elves. Yeah I wholeheartedly agree with his 'creative deck names' point, just using the wedge names is so boring. For instance, if you're making a RWB deck and don't make a newspaper pun, I'm pretty sure you're doing it wrong. Because it's black and white and read all over, you see
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Jan 26, 2016 18:25
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What's a newspaper?
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stinkles1112 posted:Yeah I wholeheartedly agree with his 'creative deck names' point, just using the wedge names is so boring. For instance, if you're making a RWB deck and don't make a newspaper pun, I'm pretty sure you're doing it wrong. Sunburned Zebra or gtfo. 
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whydirt posted:What's a newspaper? New kind of s paper
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Madmarker posted:Luckily, I only spent one year in retail, I worked at a local grocery store chain, but in that year, that joke never really bothered me. What bothered me was the time we got robbed by a guy with a kitana or the time a homeless guy took a poo poo in the produce aisle. Also anyone who makes either joke should be required to commit seppuku. Edit: while having to make idle chitchat with Owen.
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Jan 26, 2016 19:13
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Zoness posted:Yo I missed this but c'mon look at lysander's glorious face: How the gently caress do people read these? 
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Official OGW card nickname list (1st draft): Hedron Crawler - Literal Hedron Crab Endbringer - Galactus Baloth Null - Nulldrifter Baloth Pup - Dinosaur Jr. Containment Membrane - Jell-o Cup Eldrazi Displacer - Restoration Angle Inverter of Truth - Risky Bismuth
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