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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
my work issued iPhone 6 has not bent.

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Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

certainly better than the glued together android poo poo sandwiches that only last a few months before breaking of course

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Silver Alicorn posted:

my work issued iPhone 6 has not bent.

it probably bends back and forth in your pocket so you never notice but it definitely bends with normal use.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Last Chance posted:

certainly better than the glued together android poo poo sandwiches that only last a few months before breaking of course

it's bad, bendy, and has bad software.

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

Puppy Galaxy posted:

got a tiny hairline crack in my 6s screen, no idea how, makes me sad
another yosposter with an unfortunate hairline

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Smythe posted:

it's bad, bendy, and has bad software.

its actually none of those things!!!

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

mishaq posted:

its actually none of those things!!!

it's bendy, ugly, and has bad software. not really an opinion piece here dude, just the facts.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5CCB7KRO9U

check 0:10 vs 0:17

wow i wonder at which of those times the flux thing is enabled it is so subtle it is truly impossble to tell

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

lol at people who choose not to get iphones on purpose, just lol

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Smythe posted:

it's bendy, ugly, and has bad software. not really an opinion piece here dude, just the facts.

lol good stuff

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

poty posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5CCB7KRO9U

check 0:10 vs 0:17

wow i wonder at which of those times the flux thing is enabled it is so subtle it is truly impossble to tell

help! my phone appears to have drowned in piss

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

infernal machines posted:

help! my phone appears to have drowned in piss

piss christ 2

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

piss christ is ftw as hell

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Linguica posted:

another yosposter with an unfortunate hairline

:boom:

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

BONGHITZ posted:

lol at people who choose not to get iphones on purpose, just lol

we call these degenerates poors

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

neonbregna posted:

we call these degenerates poors

thats interesting. everyone i know calls you FuckTard Bitch

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

neonbregna posted:

we call these degenerates poors

:golfclap:

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



In supplemental materials, Apple explains that currency headwinds have cost the company 15 percent in earnings over the past 18 months. Using "constant currency" measures, Apple's revenue for the holiday quarter would have been $80.8 billion for an 8 percent increase year-over-year.


lol

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

neonbregna posted:

we call these five figgie fucktards

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

poty posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5CCB7KRO9U

check 0:10 vs 0:17

wow i wonder at which of those times the flux thing is enabled it is so subtle it is truly impossble to tell

flux is pretty noticeable when it comes on but you eventually get used to it, and also who cares if it's obvious

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



its great under low light at night, easier to go to sleep

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Smythe posted:

thats interesting. everyone i know calls you FuckTard Bitch

nice five figgies impotent rage

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

poty posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5CCB7KRO9U

check 0:10 vs 0:17

wow i wonder at which of those times the flux thing is enabled it is so subtle it is truly impossble to tell

do u understand how flux works

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Last Chance posted:

do u understand how flux works

judging by the video, it involves literally filling your phone with piss

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
orange is the new whitepoint

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
lol tim is working damage control hard since the iwatch failed and the iphone 6s is tanking

he can't release the 5se fast enough

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Stymie posted:

lol tim is working damage control hard since the iwatch failed and the iphone 6s is tanking

he can't release the 5se fast enough

hosed up if true

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

neonbregna posted:

nice five figgies impotent rage

i dont take brain pills so my plumbing and hydraulics work fine. after a brief survey of your posting history, you on the other hand aren't looking so chipper.

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

neonbregna posted:

hosed up if true

dont quote

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
it's true

the iphone 6s is the worst selling iphone of all time, so much so that they had to cut back production

and the iwatch is so bad they don't even announce sales figures

now tim is shaping the narrative that their upcoming fiscal quarter is going to be awful because of "currency problems" (read: failing products)

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Stymie posted:

it's true

the iphone 6s is the worst selling iphone of all time, so much so that they had to cut back production

and the iwatch is so bad they don't even announce sales figures

now tim is shaping the narrative that their upcoming fiscal quarter is going to be awful because of "currency problems" (read: failing products)

what does this mean that stymie is right?

edit : death to timb

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

oh poo poo

http://www.macrumors.com/2016/01/26/apple-expects-first-ever-iphone-sales-decline/?utm_source=osx&utm_medium=push&utm_campaign=front

but yes currency problems are actually the correct reason for this, no question.

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
now that tim's failures are coming home to roost, who would be his likely replacement?

who would have the guts to tell johnny ives to pound sand and get the company back on track?

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

scott forstall

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

it's the worst selling iphone despite selling the most units since launch

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



craig pls

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

i'm really excited for an  Watch 2.

all it needs is better connectivity and i'm sold. the bluetooth 4.0 is too loving slow.

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

PleasureKevin posted:

i'm really excited for an  Watch 2.

all it needs is better connectivity and i'm sold. the bluetooth 4.0 is too loving slow.

im excited to stick my dick in your wife's fat rear end

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Puppy Galaxy posted:

im excited to stick my dick in your wife's fat rear end

i'm am divorced alcoholic you gently caress wit

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neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

hosed up if pleasurekevin/seraph84 is the voice of reason

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