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Mac users are gay phags and Steve Jobs was a pedophile (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jan 26, 2016 09:37 |
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"Aw great. My goddamn cupholder's broken again!" The Six and a Half Figgy IT worker takes his Mercedes in to the dealer to get its fiddly, over-engineered plastic cage of a cupholder repaired.
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# ? Jan 26, 2016 09:58 |
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LOMARF
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# ? Jan 26, 2016 10:18 |
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A Cobol programmer made so much money doing Y2K remediation that he was able to have himself cryogenically frozen when he died. One day in the future, he was unexpectedly resurrected. When he asked why he was unfrozen, he was told: "It's the year 9999 - and you know Cobol"
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# ? Jan 26, 2016 11:47 |
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there's only 10 people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't, and like 8 other people. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jan 26, 2016 17:31 |
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microsoft called it windows because windows break easily
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# ? Jan 26, 2016 20:03 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZA2770_f84 (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jan 26, 2016 20:10 |
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# ? Jan 26, 2016 21:47 |
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# ? Jan 26, 2016 22:24 |
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lol
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# ? Jan 26, 2016 22:53 |
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goldmine
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# ? Jan 26, 2016 23:42 |
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edward snowcrash over here
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# ? Jan 26, 2016 23:48 |
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bill gates named microsoft after his penis: micro and soft (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 03:40 |
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What was the computer charged for his shave and cut? Two bits.
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 03:54 |
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holy poo poo lmao
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 05:25 |
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Bloody posted:chome failfox slowfari Internet exploiter Microsoft project spurtin internet exploder (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 05:54 |
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voting six
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 16:08 |
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what did bill gates name microsoft after? him penis (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 16:16 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcSujceZDmg free tom collins
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 16:55 |
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 16:56 |
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yesterday I was in a room training up two new guys. my boss walks in and asks 'pair programming eh?' me: 'More like au pair programming! "
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 19:31 |
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C:/DOS C:/DOS/RUN RUN/DOS/RUN (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 19:44 |
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me n ma nigga trollie was chillin one day... talkin about perl and poo poo... finally one of us collapses due to the incredible amount of king cobra we have ingested me: programming is loving terrible trollie: true.dat yeah ill take the probe for this one (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 20:21 |
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Two Polish computers are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away. This goes on for a while, and finally his friend comes over and asks him why he is throwing half of the nails away. He replies, “Those ones were pointed on the wrong end.” His Polish computer friend gets exasperated and says “You idiot, those are for the other side of the house!”
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 22:05 |
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context: forums poster nbv4 posts a thread this guy replies: quote:I work as a programmer coding software for an automatic sewing machine that runs entirely on cow manure to be used primarily by wives of cattle farmers (not even kidding). Despite how it sounds, we somehow have a steady stream of consumers and the software itself is surprisingly complicated -- the machine manages all different kinds of needles and threads, switching between them via a simple interface and it alerts the user when spools are running low, etc. It's not exactly the most fun work I've done, but it's unique and it pays well.
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 22:55 |
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 01:21 |
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lol (worth the probe just to post lol)
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 01:28 |
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q: what's the difference between a woman and a computer? a: a woman doesn't accept a 3 and a half inch floppy.
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 03:44 |
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Knock Knock. Whos there? Java *really long pause* Exception in thread "main" java.io.FunnyNotFoundException: jokes.txt (Bad Joke) at java.io.JokeInputStream.open0(Native Method) at java.io.JokeInputStream.open(JokeInputStream.java:195) at java.io.JokeInputStream.<init>(JokeInputStream.java:138) at java.io.JokeInputStream.<init>(JokeInputStream.java:93) at java.io.JokeReader.<init>(FileReader.java:58) at com.funny.Main.main(Main.java:16) at sun.reflect.NativeMethodAccessorImpl.invoke0(Native Method) at sun.reflect.NativeMethodAccessorImpl.invoke(NativeMethodAccessorImpl.java:62) at sun.reflect.DelegatingMethodAccessorImpl.invoke(DelegatingMethodAccessorImpl.java:43) at java.lang.reflect.Method.invoke(Method.java:497) at com.intellij.rt.execution.application.AppMain.main(AppMain.java:144)
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 07:45 |
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well are you a newfag smythe
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 11:25 |
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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None – It’s a hardware problem also it never ceases to amuse me when goons in this forum are huge babies about 6 hour probes
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 15:38 |
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i love getting probed by smythe he can probe me as much as he wants
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 16:19 |
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:i love getting probed by smythe he can probe me as much as he wants
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 17:57 |
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lol hes mad
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 17:57 |
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:i love getting probed by smythe he can probe me as much as he wants smythe probie best probie
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 18:59 |
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mega agreedo peep my rap sheet vvv
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 19:16 |
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smythe was the first to prob me, it felt good
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 21:03 |
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Bloody posted:mega agreedo peep my rap sheet
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 21:43 |
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:i love getting probed by smythe he can probe me as much as he wants
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 23:16 |