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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


something something 12 tribes of israel

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Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

VikingSkull posted:

I literally want this guy capped while I watch, he's that irritating

be funnier to just see him try and CQC a cop and get tazed

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Kinda sad this crazed goon has more balls than all the "former" marines that left

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
I can't believe no-one else there wants to get their face on camera and communicate their final message to the world. Maybe they're all going to sneak out while this idiot is talking to the camera.

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





I hope his phone is charged.

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
there is no law in this land now

this is a civil war now we're making history

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Venom Snake posted:

be funnier to just see him try and CQC a cop and get tazed

i want him to nochalantly walk around a corner of a building, thinking he's checking his dildo supply or whatever, and stumble into a bunch of cops who then taze him in the balls

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

cheesetriangles posted:

I hope his phone is charged.

Didn't you pay attention? he uninstalled all his other apps to optimize battery and run the flashlight as long as possible

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
"Every law enforcement agent and FBI agent that comes at us is dead. He's dead."

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
smoking a cigarette is only bad if cancer has a chance of killing u

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lolie posted:

I can't believe no-one else there wants to get their face on camera and communicate their final message to the world. Maybe they're all going to sneak out while this idiot is talking to the camera.

Defend Your Base being the last one left would be hilarious as hell

of course thats discounting the sky voice

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

I am The Fury posted:

Following the law of the lord is not religion. Today I learned something.

Lots of weird fundie Christians will go on and on about how their brand of Christianity isn't actually religion because uh, reasons. Someone else will have to explain it better because my brain shuts down when I try to comprehend that argument.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




"There's no law in this land now. It's armageddon." :ohdear:

Ghetto Prince
Sep 11, 2010

got to be mellow, y'all
Haha, dude in the background trying to psyche everyone up "IT'S ARMAGEDDON! PRAISE GOD! GOD IS ON OUR SIDE!"

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Ghetto Prince posted:

Haha, dude in the background trying to psyche everyone up "IT'S ARMAGEDDON! PRAISE GOD! GOD IS ON OUR SIDE!"

WHISIS is going shooting for those 72 cousins in heaven

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Ghetto Prince posted:

Haha, dude in the background trying to psyche everyone up "IT'S ARMAGEDDON! PRAISE GOD! GOD IS ON OUR SIDE!"

Trying to get that sweet sweet +10 morale bonus.

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

:siren: BITCOINER CONFIRMED :siren:

money isnt real, the government is releasing rapist felon immigrants and claiming they dont have the money

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
15 minutes to the deadline

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

whoflungpoop posted:

smoking a cigarette is only bad if cancer has a chance of killing u

luckily it's night time and the cherry is a convenient target

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
I'm not in America at the moment, is the whole country having a civil war?

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





Just watch God is going to send an army of angels to save them. Or they take a 5.56 to the face.

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
Cats and dogs living together

mass hysteria

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



refu-ugeeeeeeees

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Obligatory Handle posted:

I'm not in America at the moment, is the whole country having a civil war?

yes, I am the general of this particular unit

bodies piled high

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

cheesetriangles posted:

Just watch God is going to send an army of angels to save them. Or they take a 5.56 to the face.

Unless angels have tanks and air support they would just get owned to. Hope heaven has a robust nuclear defense system.

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax

VikingSkull posted:

yes, I am the general of this particular unit

bodies piled high

Cool, going to be on the first plane back. Got some people I want to "engage in combat."

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

ghetto wormhole posted:

Lots of weird fundie Christians will go on and on about how their brand of Christianity isn't actually religion because uh, reasons. Someone else will have to explain it better because my brain shuts down when I try to comprehend that argument.

When you've been raised with crazy Christianity as the only thing you know you lack the ability to envision a world where what you think is right isn't the correct thing. It's the same reason why fundies think that Atheists worship Dawkins because they can't imagine a worldview where someone doesn't worship something or someone.

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

"Poor people food is poison" says the 27 year old video gamer

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Is someone recording all this crazy talk? Would make for a great sample.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
They're standing down and surrendering, no more Waco 2016.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
"Several angels attempts to intervene on behalf of the militants but were quickly cut down surface to air missiles. President has confirmed we begin bombing heaven in 5 minutes.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
raw milk is good for you, its got... its got something thats good for you like your teeth

lmao

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002

Mr.Tophat posted:

Is someone recording all this crazy talk? Would make for a great sample.

Youtube saves videos so after he's dead he won't be able to delete it

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I dozed off with that stream playing and this idiot nut woke me up with his ranting.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


I am The Fury posted:

"Poor people food is poison" says the 27 year old video gamer

he may be onto something. his diet of hot pockets, mountain dew, and cheetos has apparently made him insane

Pidgin Englishman
Apr 30, 2007

If you shoot
you better hit your mark
The government fights by placing refugees; we must fight by taking back wildlife sanctuaries

:911:

AHhaha, the gay chemical bomb

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

I just woke up, did I miss the purge?

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

THEYRE CASTRATING MALES AND TURNING YOUR KIDS INTO TRANSGENDERS WITH CHEMICALS

Yermaw Zahoor
Feb 24, 2009
Covering all the bases, raw milk, chemtrails, gay is weird...

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Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
Hey streamer don't hate on WeHo's Halloween party that poo poo is fun as hell

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