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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

El Estrago Bonito posted:

Despite how it may appear, he's actually 27.

Jesus Christ...no loving way.

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ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Sanguine posted:

Oh god, he's a trump supporter

What the gently caress did you think he would be?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Hes a real whizz kid.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
https://twitter.com/JohnLGC/status/692331593596178432

You couldn't make this poo poo up.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




XMNN posted:

he was going on about raw milk and chemtrails and how the federal government are poisoning them to make people transgender before

sounds legit

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
"there is no negotiating here"

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Do we know where they are pooping?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Microwaves Mom posted:

Do we know where they are pooping?

In their britches, any minute now ...

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Are the dogs okay still?

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

They better hurry, I have to get ready for work soon, and I can't cum without messy redneck death. DO NOT ADD BLUEBALLING TO YOUR LONG LIST OF CRIMES, FEDERAL GOVERNMENT

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
So an hour past deadline? The FBI would make terrible parents.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



What do you bet the government never actually moves in on them and they just wait for them to get hungry and thirsty and surrender themselves

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

I am The Fury posted:

They better hurry, I have to get ready for work soon, and I can't cum without messy redneck death. DO NOT ADD BLUEBALLING TO YOUR LONG LIST OF CRIMES, FEDERAL GOVERNMENT

Why do you think they have blue outfits?

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Cubey posted:

What do you bet the government never actually moves in on them and they just wait for them to get hungry and thirsty and surrender themselves

I just hope their not the type of crazies to shoot themselves if nothing happens

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
This person seems to be doing better than most at interpreting the walkie talkie chatter in the background.

https://twitter.com/Karimala1/status/692332515248463872

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Cubey posted:

What do you bet the government never actually moves in on them and they just wait for them to get hungry and thirsty and surrender themselves

i've suspected that this is their real plan all along but I lust for redneck destruction

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



hemale in pain posted:

I just hope their not the type of crazies to shoot themselves if nothing happens

If they did it'd be out of pure embarrassment.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Lots of talk of "fake Jews" lol.

Esposito
Apr 5, 2003

Sic transit gloria. Maybe we'll meet again someday, when the fighting stops.
Lots of talk about fighting back as well. "We weren't militants. We were peaceful, until they killed one of ours in cold blood. Cold-blooded murder..." something, something, "constitution."

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
Dawn is in two hours, I wonder if the feds are waiting until then.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
"those sons of a bitches need to be fair to us and give us our constitutional rights"

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




"They killed on of ours in cold blood. It's time. For payback."

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
lol dude got scared by a loving lighter

they loving want someone to shoot so bad

Pidgin Englishman
Apr 30, 2007

If you shoot
you better hit your mark
I wanna be at home with my daughters and in bed with my wife, but these son of a bitches made me come up here

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
"they don't want to see me get pissed off"

lmao

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

El Estrago Bonito posted:

Dawn is in two hours, I wonder if the feds are waiting until then.

Two hours would be great for the shoot out since I would be back from picking up my youngest kid from Kindergarden.

Is there a better stream than this bearded fat guy in a comfy office chair talking boring stuff? Any helicopter pictures or outside cameras in case a shoot out starts?

Esposito
Apr 5, 2003

Sic transit gloria. Maybe we'll meet again someday, when the fighting stops.
Oh, poo poo, nobody better gently caress with his rights or he'll gently caress with your wife.

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
"Any cop that stands between me and my Constitutional rights... I WILL put you down."

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Ibogaine posted:


Is there a better stream than this bearded fat guy in a comfy office chair talking boring stuff? Any helicopter pictures or outside cameras in case a shoot out starts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMBs7ATdkiI

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

YOOOOO FUCKIN WITH MAH CONSTOOSHUNAL RAAWTS YOU FUCKIN WITH YORE LAAWFF!

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Ibogaine posted:

Two hours would be great for the shoot out since I would be back from picking up my youngest kid from Kindergarden.

Is there a better stream than this bearded fat guy in a comfy office chair talking boring stuff? Any helicopter pictures or outside cameras in case a shoot out starts?

Just DefendYourBase.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMBs7ATdkiI
Hear people piss live!

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

lol demanding his constitutional rights followed immediately by a demand for frontier justice

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
"the only negotiation we are going to make is if they send the guy who shot our boy. only negotiation is if we get to kill that son of a bitch"

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

We didn't land on the meth rock!

The meth rock landed on us!

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
Literally stating intent to kill a cop on livestream

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

all lives matter are you loving kidding me

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
#WhiteLivesMatter

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
oh god someone please just go in and put these unmedicated dogs down

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
NPR just ran a piece about the public desert that surrounds the Bundy ranch. Apparently no federal employees have been patrolling the area since that whole gay standoff two years ago. As a result the desert has apparently turned into some kind of Mad Max style wasteland. People have been shot at from the hills and historic sites have been vandalized. Pioneer grave sites have been dug up and the bones scattered. ATV tracks are everywhere :freep:

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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Axel Serenity posted:

Literally stating intent to kill a cop on livestream

for the 500th time

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