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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

kinda want to read cite 5 there but it seems to only be available on dead trees

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A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

The Skeep posted:

Fan wikis are cheating, but where else can we reveal the truth behind the satanic genial mutilation that is circumcisions?

https://storify.com/jasperrolls/the-silent-hill-wiki-circumcision-meltdown-of-2015



I posted that like a month ago

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




A Pinball Wizard posted:

I posted that like a month ago
ban the skeep then imho

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




how can this grave infringement of firstposting stand unpunished

The Skeep
Sep 15, 2007

That Chicken sure loves to drum...sticks
My apologies, friend. Here are the statistics of a pair of small plastic pigs rolled like dice over 11,000 times. :nsa:



https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pass_the_Pigs

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

The Skeep posted:

My apologies, friend. Here are the statistics of a pair of small plastic pigs rolled like dice over 11,000 times. :nsa:



https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pass_the_Pigs

i think i had a copy of that game once. info probably would have been valuable if i'd ever played it

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
This convention can in principle be extended to name other hypothetical scores such as five under par - for instance, a hole in one by cutting the corner on a doglegged or horseshoe-shaped par 6, which under the convention would be a double condor, a triple albatross, or a quadruple eagle, though it might also be given the name of some other bird.

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
The Prohibition Party experienced a schism in 2003, as the party's prior presidential candidate, Earl Dodge, incorporated a rival party called the National Prohibition Party in Colorado. Dodge held a rival nominating convention in his living room in August 2003, attended by eight people, and was nominated as the president of this rival party.[17][18]

In February 2004, Dodge's rivals nominated Gene C. Amondson for President. Neither the Dodge faction nor the Amondson faction recognized the other as legitimate. Amondson filed under the Prohibition banner in Louisiana. Dodge ran under the name of the historic Prohibition Party in Colorado,[19] while the Concerns of People Party allowed Amondson to run on its line against Dodge.[20] Amondson received 1,944 votes, nationwide, while Dodge garnered 140.

In recent years, the two factions have been fighting over payments dedicated to the Prohibition Party by George Pennock in 1930.[23] The fund pays approximately $8000 per year.[24]

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



The Skeep posted:

Fan wikis are cheating, but where else can we reveal the truth behind the satanic genial mutilation that is circumcisions?

https://storify.com/jasperrolls/the-silent-hill-wiki-circumcision-meltdown-of-2015



my name is alex shepherd and this is my least favorite snip on the ship

GottaPayDaTrollToll
Dec 3, 2009

by Lowtax
without clicking, try to guess what the wikipedia policy TWODABS is about.

"Disambiguation page or hatnotes?"

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Musicians_from_Tyne_and_Wear

wa27
Jan 15, 2007

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Ship_of_Theseus_examples

quote:

A broom had previously been the subject of this paradox in the 1989 "Weird Al" Yankovic movie UHF, where Michael Richards' character, janitor Stanley Spadowski, claimed to still be using the same broom since he started, despite replacing the head and the shaft many times.

I'm pretty sure that never happened in the movie. Also, it was a mop.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
bryan ferry :allears:

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

wa27 posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Ship_of_Theseus_examples


I'm pretty sure that never happened in the movie. Also, it was a mop.

lol

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

wa27 posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Ship_of_Theseus_examples


I'm pretty sure that never happened in the movie. Also, it was a mop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9W-smdTVjA

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

wa27 posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Ship_of_Theseus_examples


I'm pretty sure that never happened in the movie. Also, it was a mop.

the encyclopedia anyone can edit!

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
The origin of noodles is uncertain, and has been alternatively attributed to people of Arabian, Mediterranean or East Asian origin. But it is clear that noodles were not invented in People's Republic of China, as the article now implies. If at all, they were invented by people who lived in an area that is today part of this country, which came to existence only in 1949.TippTopp (talk) —Preceding undated comment added 22:04, 11 November 2015 (UTC)

The Leck
Feb 27, 2001


Detail from Pieter Bruegel's Het gevecht tussen Carnaval en Vasten – among the first known images of waffles

Tommah
Mar 29, 2003

The first Apple Jacks mascot in the 1960s was "Apple Guy", a figure made from cutting a face onto an apple and applying a hat and pieces of cereal for eyes.

In the late 1960s the box depicted an "Apple Car" with pieces of cereal for wheels.

Around 1971, the official mascots became "The Apple Jacks Kids", a simplistically drawn animated boy and girl duo. The commercials featured the children singing and tumbling around. Their reign lasted for twenty-one years, making them the most well-known Apple Jacks mascots and most universally associated with the cereal in the public's memory. During this time, the Apple Jacks jingle became an integral part of the ad campaign: "A is for apple, J is for Jacks, Cinnamon-toasty Apple Jacks!" This campaign was retired in 1992.

Starting in 1992, there was an advertising campaign that featured children expressing their enjoyment of Apple Jacks, regardless of its lack of apple flavor. The slogan for this campaign became "We eat what we like". The shift toward marketing cereals directly at children signaled the growing recognition of children's influence on family purchases. The commercials took place in such normal kid hang-outs as the at school, garage, ballet class, the kitchen and such. After each commercial, the group of children would pose for a group Polaroid of the entire group.

As of 2004, the marketing mascots are a care-free Jamaican cinnamon stick named CinnaMon and an accident-prone apple named Bad Apple. Labeled as Apple Jacks Adventures in print advertising, the commercials focus on CinnaMon upstaging Bad Apple by reaching a bowl of Apple Jacks before he can, in spite of the apple's attempts to stop him. Due to legal troubles, Bad Apple's antagonistic nature was dropped; Apple and CinnaMon were then portrayed as highly competitive friends, both getting into the bowl. The campaign was slated to be retired in 2007, and replaced by a retread of the 1990s campaign focused on children, but fan response to Apple and CinnaMon helped them remain as the mascots. In 2007, Apple and Cinnamon were fused together with Cinnamon sticking through the center of Apple with both of their legs at the bottom of their body. They remained this way for a few of the commercials until they became unstuck by a special machine. In 2009, Apple and Cinnamon were transported out of their cartoon world to the real world of New York City, where they continue to race each other to the bowl where they would enter the bowl at the same time.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Tommah posted:

In the late 1960s the box depicted an "Apple Car" with pieces of cereal for wheels.
lomarf

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

Tommah posted:

The first Apple Jacks mascot in the 1960s was "Apple Guy", a figure made from cutting a face onto an apple and applying a hat and pieces of cereal for eyes.

In the late 1960s the box depicted an "Apple Car" with pieces of cereal for wheels.

Around 1971, the official mascots became "The Apple Jacks Kids", a simplistically drawn animated boy and girl duo. The commercials featured the children singing and tumbling around. Their reign lasted for twenty-one years, making them the most well-known Apple Jacks mascots and most universally associated with the cereal in the public's memory. During this time, the Apple Jacks jingle became an integral part of the ad campaign: "A is for apple, J is for Jacks, Cinnamon-toasty Apple Jacks!" This campaign was retired in 1992.

Starting in 1992, there was an advertising campaign that featured children expressing their enjoyment of Apple Jacks, regardless of its lack of apple flavor. The slogan for this campaign became "We eat what we like". The shift toward marketing cereals directly at children signaled the growing recognition of children's influence on family purchases. The commercials took place in such normal kid hang-outs as the at school, garage, ballet class, the kitchen and such. After each commercial, the group of children would pose for a group Polaroid of the entire group.

As of 2004, the marketing mascots are a care-free Jamaican cinnamon stick named CinnaMon and an accident-prone apple named Bad Apple. Labeled as Apple Jacks Adventures in print advertising, the commercials focus on CinnaMon upstaging Bad Apple by reaching a bowl of Apple Jacks before he can, in spite of the apple's attempts to stop him. Due to legal troubles, Bad Apple's antagonistic nature was dropped; Apple and CinnaMon were then portrayed as highly competitive friends, both getting into the bowl. The campaign was slated to be retired in 2007, and replaced by a retread of the 1990s campaign focused on children, but fan response to Apple and CinnaMon helped them remain as the mascots. In 2007, Apple and Cinnamon were fused together with Cinnamon sticking through the center of Apple with both of their legs at the bottom of their body. They remained this way for a few of the commercials until they became unstuck by a special machine. In 2009, Apple and Cinnamon were transported out of their cartoon world to the real world of New York City, where they continue to race each other to the bowl where they would enter the bowl at the same time.

Current advertisements for this cereal portray adults in some form unable to "see what makes them so popular," the adult guesses something completely off the wall, and usually related to the adult's profession, whereby the kids correct them and loudly say "It's the cinnamon sugar swirls in every bite!". However, the cereal is also currently advertised directly to adults, as a healthy breakfast choice with a great taste they grew up with[citation needed].

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Tommah posted:

The first Apple Jacks mascot in the 1960s was "Apple Guy", a figure made from cutting a face onto an apple and applying a hat and pieces of cereal for eyes.

In the late 1960s the box depicted an "Apple Car" with pieces of cereal for wheels.

Around 1971, the official mascots became "The Apple Jacks Kids", a simplistically drawn animated boy and girl duo. The commercials featured the children singing and tumbling around. Their reign lasted for twenty-one years, making them the most well-known Apple Jacks mascots and most universally associated with the cereal in the public's memory. During this time, the Apple Jacks jingle became an integral part of the ad campaign: "A is for apple, J is for Jacks, Cinnamon-toasty Apple Jacks!" This campaign was retired in 1992.

Starting in 1992, there was an advertising campaign that featured children expressing their enjoyment of Apple Jacks, regardless of its lack of apple flavor. The slogan for this campaign became "We eat what we like". The shift toward marketing cereals directly at children signaled the growing recognition of children's influence on family purchases. The commercials took place in such normal kid hang-outs as the at school, garage, ballet class, the kitchen and such. After each commercial, the group of children would pose for a group Polaroid of the entire group.

As of 2004, the marketing mascots are a care-free Jamaican cinnamon stick named CinnaMon and an accident-prone apple named Bad Apple. Labeled as Apple Jacks Adventures in print advertising, the commercials focus on CinnaMon upstaging Bad Apple by reaching a bowl of Apple Jacks before he can, in spite of the apple's attempts to stop him. Due to legal troubles, Bad Apple's antagonistic nature was dropped; Apple and CinnaMon were then portrayed as highly competitive friends, both getting into the bowl. The campaign was slated to be retired in 2007, and replaced by a retread of the 1990s campaign focused on children, but fan response to Apple and CinnaMon helped them remain as the mascots. In 2007, Apple and Cinnamon were fused together with Cinnamon sticking through the center of Apple with both of their legs at the bottom of their body. They remained this way for a few of the commercials until they became unstuck by a special machine. In 2009, Apple and Cinnamon were transported out of their cartoon world to the real world of New York City, where they continue to race each other to the bowl where they would enter the bowl at the same time.

How much you wanna bet the author of this article has drawn erotic apple jacks guy fanart

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Sagebrush posted:

How much you wanna bet the author of this article has had an erotic apple jacks guy encounter

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampires_Suck#References

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
During this time [Harpo Marx] served as a secret courier; delivering communiques to and from the US embassy in Moscow at the request of Ambassador William Christian Bullitt, Jr., smuggling the messages in and out of Russia by taping a sealed envelope to his leg beneath his trousers, an event described in David Fromkin's 1995 book In the Time of the Americans.[11][12]

At that time Harpo and the Soviet Foreign Minister Maxim Litvinov became friends and even performed a routine on stage together.[10]

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

FMguru posted:

During this time [Harpo Marx] served as a secret courier; delivering communiques to and from the US embassy in Moscow at the request of Ambassador William Christian Bullitt, Jr., smuggling the messages in and out of Russia by taping a sealed envelope to his leg beneath his trousers, an event described in David Fromkin's 1995 book In the Time of the Americans.[11][12]
Sir! The courier is here with another secret communique!
Wait, its not..
/honks horn, puts leg in generals hand, cuts medal off generals chest with scissors
Fffff

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

FMguru posted:

During this time [Harpo Marx] served as a secret courier; delivering communiques to and from the US embassy in Moscow at the request of Ambassador William Christian Bullitt, Jr., smuggling the messages in and out of Russia by taping a sealed envelope to his leg beneath his trousers, an event described in David Fromkin's 1995 book In the Time of the Americans.[11][12]

At that time Harpo and the Soviet Foreign Minister Maxim Litvinov became friends and even performed a routine on stage together.[10]

this is really cool

i bet that maxim litvinov was a swell guy.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
A subincized penis can be penetrated by another penis, provided the latter is sufficiently small.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
Aside from the exposure of previously internal tissues, the newly enlarged urethral opening may hinder the ability to control the direction and shape of one's urine stream. This may result in messy urination and require that the meatotomized individual sit while urinating; however, this is not universally true. The larger urethral opening may also reduce the velocity of ejaculate, thereby reducing distance of ejaculation.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
Mingo is the son of Hugh Mingo and Barbara Johnson. He has two older brothers, Hugh and Hughtavious and two younger brothers, Malik and ladarain . His unusual first name was created by his mother, adding the first three letters of her first name to a name she liked, Kevious.[12]

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
ugh gently caress you lobster

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


hey its dickflaps

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Spill.com, whose video reviews are usually around five minutes long and censored, had a twenty-second review which consisted of Korey Coleman staring blankly into the camera before uttering, "gently caress you" (which is the lowest rating the website gives) uncensored.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Sham bam bamina! posted:

ugh gently caress you lobster

don't read body mod wikipedia

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
^ While the name of the anti-Hulk armor, usually referred to as the "Hulkbuster" in comic books, is not spoken in the film, its deployment system and containment cell is codenamed "Veronica".[269][270] Director Joss Whedon said the name alludes to the character Veronica Lodge from Archie Comics: "I just decided to call it Veronica because [Bruce Banner] used to be in love with a girl named Betty and Veronica is the opposite of that," making the connection to Archie's love interest, Betty Cooper.[270]

Ketzal
Feb 19, 2011

President of Hell
Grimey Drawer
In February 2009, ABC News reported that the "Pope loves Yoo-hoo!" and headlines flooded the news wires after a Vatican spokesman accompanying Pope Benedict XVI on a U.S. tour casually revealed that the Pope wanted "a couple of cases of that American chocolate drink he likes" on board. As Popes do not give commercial endorsements, a subsequent statement denied that the Pontiff had any particular preference among American soft drinks.[3]

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Ketzal posted:

In February 2009, ABC News reported that the "Pope loves Yoo-hoo!" and headlines flooded the news wires after a Vatican spokesman accompanying Pope Benedict XVI on a U.S. tour casually revealed that the Pope wanted "a couple of cases of that American chocolate drink he likes" on board. As Popes do not give commercial endorsements, a subsequent statement denied that the Pontiff had any particular preference among American soft drinks.[3]

:monocle: maybe that guy wasn't so bad after all

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

He hypothesized that a catheter could be inserted directly into the heart, for such applications as directly delivering drugs, injecting radiopaque dyes, or measuring blood pressure. The fear at the time was that such an intrusion into the heart would be fatal.[2] To prove his point, he decided to try the experiment on himself.

In 1929, while working in Eberswalde, he performed the first human cardiac catheterisation. He ignored his department chief and persuaded the operating-room nurse in charge of the sterile supplies, Gerda Ditzen, to assist him. She agreed, but only on the promise that he would do it on her rather than on himself. However, Forssmann tricked her by restraining her to the operating table and pretending to locally anaesthetise and cut her arm whilst actually doing it on himself.[3] He anesthetized his own lower arm in the cubital region and inserted a uretic catheter into his antecubital vein, threading it partly along before releasing Ditzen (who at this point realised the catheter was not in her arm) and telling her to call the X-ray department. They walked some distance to the X-ray department on the floor below where under the guidance of a fluoroscope he advanced the catheter the full 60 cm into his right ventricular cavity. This was then recorded on X-Ray film showing the catheter lying in his right atrium.[3]

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Ketzal posted:

In February 2009, ABC News reported that the "Pope loves Yoo-hoo!" and headlines flooded the news wires after a Vatican spokesman accompanying Pope Benedict XVI on a U.S. tour casually revealed that the Pope wanted "a couple of cases of that American chocolate drink he likes" on board. As Popes do not give commercial endorsements, a subsequent statement denied that the Pontiff had any particular preference among American soft drinks.[3]

he didn't explicitly say yoo hoo, could have been Chocolate Soldiers of Christ

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Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_numbers

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