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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Angela Christine posted:

It was never finalized. Green relish or neon green relish on a basic 6 inch dog. There was some theorycrafting around possibly using olives for eyes and a pimento or something for a tongue, to make it more frog like. A fun food for kids.

Sorry, I meant to say KIDS!

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
West Alabama Automotive seems gone from facebook now.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

ArbitraryC posted:

It is kinda interesting that we somehow managed to make this guys life worse off by giving him 15k dollars.

Wasnt he pulling down like $80k a year as an Alabama sewer man?

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Mange Mite posted:

Wasnt he pulling down like $80k a year as an Alabama sewer man?

What the gently caress would you even spend that on in Reform, AL? And how could you not have saved up $15K for your stupid hot dog shack?

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Mange Mite posted:

Wasnt he pulling down like $80k a year as an Alabama sewer man?

I find this hard to believe.

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

OctoberBlues posted:

What the gently caress would you even spend that on in Reform, AL? And how could you not have saved up $15K for your stupid hot dog shack?

Gubmint took all his money for welfare queens obviously

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007


if it was gonna look like that, he should have put it on the menu out of spite

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007


Never burn bridges with employers, Doobie.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
:siren: A direct threat has been made :siren:

https://twitter.com/DoobiesDogHouse/status/692556908667015168

Any goons living near Alabama, LEAVE IMMEDIATELY.
Nothing to do with Doobie; you should leave Alabama regardless

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


If hellthread has taught me anything, now is when we start a Patreon and make mad cash from these death threats

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Let's do a Kickstarter to fund Doobie's Murder Spree

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

doobie you closed your business down and made up some false excuse to give to your customers. you're the loving joke here lol. and since you failed at running a small business you decide to insult the people who funded it in the first place? a perfect stereotype for your average unthankful closet-racist homophobic hypocritical southern christian if I ever saw one.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
I can't believe this is real lmao

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
lol, doobies gonna end up in jail after we drive him to homicide, this is great

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Melmac posted:

:siren: A direct threat has been made :siren:

https://twitter.com/DoobiesDogHouse/status/692556908667015168

Any goons living near Alabama, LEAVE IMMEDIATELY.
Nothing to do with Doobie; you should leave Alabama regardless

Whats it say? I cant see it at work.

Tim Burns Effect
Apr 1, 2011

Pastor Perineum posted:

doobie you closed your business down and made up some false excuse to give to your customers. you're the loving joke here lol. and since you failed at running a small business you decide to insult the people who funded it in the first place? a perfect stereotype for your average unthankful closet-racist homophobic hypocritical southern christian if I ever saw one.

i don't think there's anything closeted about it

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Tim Burns Effect posted:

i don't think there's anything closeted about it

Didn't they like some white supremacist pages on facebook?

Tim Burns Effect
Apr 1, 2011

etalian posted:

Didn't they like some white supremacist pages on facebook?

i don't know about that but

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
wanna swim in that cash gene pool

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I really wish my username could be changed to "Big Heifer don't know why they they Fat is Pretty"

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Remember when Soundmonkey was talking about having to be prepared for the media blitz that was sure to come Doobie's way and how he expected to be involved? lol

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Code Jockey posted:

I can't believe this is real lmao

lol. i wonder what's next for our hero.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Remember when Soundmonkey was talking about having to be prepared for the media blitz that was sure to come Doobie's way and how he expected to be involved? lol

Seriously, if you're having a bad day just go read some random pages from the first half of that original thread and you'll quickly be smiling.

Gaspy Conana
Aug 1, 2004

this clown loves you
stay tuned for doobie in my game.... coming soon

Tim Burns Effect posted:

i don't know about that but



she's white

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Gaspy Conana posted:

stay tuned for doobie in my game.... coming soon
u mite finish that game...

ask for it

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

steinrokkan posted:

It is my educated legal opinion that since Doobie has abandoned all claims to any Doobie Dog House proprietary intangible assets, the brand should now be controlled by a consortium of original investors (Something Awful(TM), llc).

Let's FINALLY get into the franchising business, before people stop mourning and longing for the original shack.

This sounds like it could turn into the SA version of "The Big Short" ("The Dog Short"?)

DAMN NIGGA
Aug 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Tasha's jaw here, AMA

DoomLazer
Jun 1, 2011
What's Deadmaus5's stance on Doobie threads?

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


DoomLazer posted:

What's Deadmaus5's stance on Doobie threads?
well he didn't tweet @doobie so it looks kinda grim

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Gaspy Conana posted:

stay tuned for doobie in my game.... coming soon
Put Doobie in the game Gaspy.
This is a person who liked Dropsy.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Mange Mite posted:

Wasnt he pulling down like $80k a year as an Alabama sewer man?

Confederate dollars maybe

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Murder the Froggers Doobie

This is your neighbor's dog

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Melmac posted:

:siren: A direct threat has been made :siren:

https://twitter.com/DoobiesDogHouse/status/692556908667015168

Any goons living near Alabama, LEAVE IMMEDIATELY.
Nothing to do with Doobie; you should leave Alabama regardless

This is almost too good to come from doobie. That picture is perfect. Its just missing doobie behind the wheel of the truck.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

drat NIGGA posted:

Tasha's jaw here, AMA

what the gently caress is goin on with your whole deal?

republicant
Apr 5, 2010

Mange Mite posted:

Dropsy is the old timey name for congestive heart failure, so probably

It's also the name for multiple organ failure in aquarium fish, it makes them horribly bloated and swollen until they die shortly afterward. So pretty similar to Doobie's

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

oh my god, you're right

doobie, or rather whoever has hijacked doobie's twitter account and convinced half this thread that you're doobie, I'm curious as to your response to this

8th-snype
Aug 28, 2005

My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012


Young Orc
Doobie's hotdog and shame emporium is one of the best uses for the $10 I kickstarted him I could possibly imagine. Look at all the joy a semiliterate sausage festival with legs and a herd of bad posters have managed to spread through the years.

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
Doobie hard at work posting dumb poo poo online instead of working on finding employment. Sounds like a goon.



What does Tasha have to say about her husband being an unemployed loser sitting on his computer all day? Probably not much, since she's an unemployed loser too.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I wonder how many dogs he sold over 2 years.

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GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
After seeing the many iterations of his menu, can you imagine what his resumé looks like?


References.. (piled high)
Laura cash robinson
tasha Robinson

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