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I ask your forgiveness.
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 01:28 |
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That is the Gooniest thing I've seen in months. The fact that, even with the hat off, the Goon level didn't change is amazing. God speed man. ashnjack has a new favorite as of 01:46 on Jan 28, 2016 |
# ? Jan 28, 2016 01:43 |
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ashnjack posted:That is the Gooniest thing I've seen in months. The fact that, even with the hat off, the Goon level didn't change is amazing. I'm trimming that beard tomorrow, since I don't want it to be quite that neckbeardy when I get to NYC.
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 01:45 |
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Well, I guess if you're gonna be a goon, be a goon all the way. Cat's cute.
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 01:47 |
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yea but her name...
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 02:10 |
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Arctic Baldwin posted:yea but her name... I knoooow. It's my parents. I just call her "Katten" (The Cat).
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 02:11 |
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BigglesSWE posted:Okay. People asked, nay, DEMANDED to have some hatty goodness. Oh yea of little faith... I wanted to make a "i'm the __________ " joke but nah I'm not anything about this.
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 02:56 |
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That camera looks pretty nice, though.
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 03:04 |
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Are you still gonna defend hats after you shave? You make it sound like you think you wouldn't look goony like that but clean-shaven.
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 03:12 |
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Exactly as expected. I've been transported back to 2011. Top notch goon posting 5/5.
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 03:30 |
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Well, he made an effort.
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 04:02 |
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But the facial hair is the only thing saving you from some serious babyface.
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 04:21 |
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You look so much better without the hat.
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 04:29 |
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I claim partial responsibility Digirat posted:You look so much better without the hat. Agreed, which i think proves my point- for whatever reason, hats these days just don't look good on people, unless it's a wide-brimmed hat on a hot day, and even then that's only acceptable if you're in the Outback and are hunting galah or something.
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 04:41 |
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DorkusMalorkus posted:Her arm looks really fuzzy. She's a mammal.
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 04:44 |
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skander posted:She's a mammal. loving gross
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 04:45 |
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I think the camera and the hat are a good pair. Not a fan of that scarf in the mix though.
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 04:45 |
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mostlygray posted:The most important thing about wearing a hat is that it is *not* part of your identity. You wear a hat because you want to wear a hat. Don't make fuss, don't "m'lady" people. Just wear a hat because it keeps the sun out of your eyes and you like it. On the other hand, a bunch of people on the internet have attached way more importance to hats than is warranted. There's the one group who think putting a hat on somehow makes them seem stylish and sophisticated, and as a response to that there's the other group who think that putting on a hat makes you a pathetic loser. Neither is true. And the vast majority of people have no real opinion about hats at all. Wear a fedora (or whatever sort of hat you're actually wearing that you inexplicably call a fedora) and most people won't give you a second glance. It's just a hat, people. The hat distracts from the fact that you need a shave and a haircut. Slime posted:But the facial hair is the only thing saving you from some serious babyface.
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 04:49 |
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Bushmaori posted:Shoes are dirty, coats can get crap on the furniture, I don't see what's bad about hats. If the apparent politeness comes from nowhere but tradition then isn't that just dumb? Certain religions require you to keep your head covered when you go out. By insisting that you have to take off your hat in a bank, townhall, shop etc. you can hassle whole groups of people you don't like without directly being super racist. Modern hat rules flow from this. So when your teacher is making a big deal about taking your hat off, comparing her to Hitler is an apt metaphor.
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 04:51 |
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Tracula posted:One of my favorite quotes. This post is from a long ways back, but it reminded me of this bit and I think it belongs in this thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhGuXCuDb1U
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 04:52 |
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CommissarMega posted:Agreed, which i think proves my point- for whatever reason, hats these days just don't look good on people, unless it's a wide-brimmed hat on a hot day, and even then that's only acceptable if you're in the Outback and are hunting galah or something. I am an incredibly white white person with sensitive eyes, yet I try to go hiking in the mountains/foothills of Colorado where I live, so I do have a giant stupid old-lady straw sun hat that I wear. I know I look stupid but it helps me to exercise so I don't care.
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 05:12 |
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DorkusMalorkus posted:I am an incredibly white white person with sensitive eyes, yet I try to go hiking in the mountains/foothills of Colorado where I live, so I do have a giant stupid old-lady straw sun hat that I wear. I know I look stupid but it helps me to exercise so I don't care. A hat is perfectly acceptable for keeping the sun off you, even if it looks really dorky. Just like flip-flops are acceptable at the beach, they actually have a purpose there.
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 05:15 |
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DorkusMalorkus posted:I am an incredibly white white person with sensitive eyes, yet I try to go hiking in the mountains/foothills of Colorado where I live, so I do have a giant stupid old-lady straw sun hat that I wear. I know I look stupid but it helps me to exercise so I don't care.
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 05:18 |
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sunglasses that cover your entire head are called a welding helmet
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 05:23 |
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BigglesSWE posted:Here's the deciding vote! With or without hat! Call in now! I've been there.
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 05:29 |
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I think you should put that hat in a box for at least 30 years until you are old enoigh to get away with it. Think of it as a present from your younger self. Get a beanie if you must, or a flat cap kinda thing coz I personally think those are the only acceptable hats for younger men . I like your cat! I wish mine drank from the tap like that.
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 06:01 |
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I'm the depressed look on his face.
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 06:43 |
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brotato posted:Y'all never heard of sunglasses? Oh trust me it's giant stupid old lady hat plus giant sunglasses plus sunscreen and BINGO I am a horrible white person here I am.
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 06:56 |
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BigglesSWE posted:Okay. People asked, nay, DEMANDED to have some hatty goodness. Oh yea of little faith... This is the type of dude who hits on a girl in his Intro to Psychology class, begs to eat her pussy on Facebook Messenger, then calls her a whore for not responding within twenty minutes. This is the type of dude who corrects strangers' pronunciation in public. Ol' conspicuously-reading-Hemingway-in-public lookin' rear end. Fedora-trenchcoat-faded jeans wearin' rear end. Sapiosexual lookin' rear end.
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 06:58 |
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BigglesSWE posted:Okay. People asked, nay, DEMANDED to have some hatty goodness. Oh yea of little faith... Main issue here is the lower half. Jeans + those shoes = super bad in combination with the coat/gloves/hat/scarf. Should ideally be dress shoes and pants to go with the top. Looks pretty goony right now but could be improved still. Also, cute cat. Props still for following through! e: And at pointing out how expensive the shoes are and the brand. Teriyaki Koinku has a new favorite as of 07:14 on Jan 28, 2016 |
# ? Jan 28, 2016 07:12 |
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Are beanies acceptable when it's fuckoff cold and you spun your own wool and had your mom knit them
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 07:30 |
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Wear what you want, who cares
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 07:34 |
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are you gonna have your mom do EVERYTHING for you, you baby?
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 07:35 |
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BigglesSWE posted:Okay. People asked, nay, DEMANDED to have some hatty goodness. Oh yea of little faith... Tbh, the hat doesn't look terrible but it also doesn't look good. The unevenly rolled-up but still baggy jeans gently caress up the outfit way, way more than the hat.
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 07:51 |
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON" 3="455545870 posted:are you gonna have your mom do EVERYTHING for you, you baby? At least my mom cares enough to teach me sweet old crafts
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 07:51 |
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Rondette posted:Get a beanie if you must, or a flat cap kinda thing coz I personally think those are the only acceptable hats for younger men. poop dood posted:This is the type of dude ...
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 08:00 |
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Goons are all old men on the inside, even the lady goons.
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 08:03 |
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Tiggum posted:What is with all these people recommending flat caps? Those are the quintessential old man hat. Honestly I nearly didn't put it, they're marginal. It think the rule is "under 50, no brim"
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 08:17 |
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poop dood posted:This is the type of dude who hits on a girl in his Intro to Psychology class, begs to eat her pussy on Facebook Messenger, then calls her a whore for not responding within twenty minutes. Oh jesus You done caught yourself a softboy in the wild
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 08:51 |
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poop dood posted:This is the type of dude who hits on a girl in his Intro to Psychology class, begs to eat her pussy on Facebook Messenger, then calls her a whore for not responding within twenty minutes. I get we joke around but for the record: This is 100% inaccurate.
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