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Tiggum posted:What is with all these people recommending flat caps? Those are the quintessential old man hat. Goddammit, Tiggum, stop making me agree with you. quote:Reading a lot into some unremarkable photos there. Not to mention that he's posting from his gramma's house. Since this will piss off Tiggum: Biggles looks like his clothes smell like a combination of sour clothes left in the washer overnight before being dried, clove cigarettes, spilled vape juice, totino's pizza rolls and ranch, and stale tooth plaque. He looks like he has tried getting into a restaurant under the name Declan MacManus by showing them a copy of My Aim Is True and saying he'd been sick recently. When he farts, he ducks his head under his long coat and inhales deeply. He looks like the kind of guy who has his own personal theory of the secret political system in the show Lazytown, knows the name of all of the VAs in both My Little Pony and the actors in Doctor Who, and rants about the Big Bang Theory being a nerd minstrel show, yet secretly watches every episode. He looks like he knows every step to 'properly' prepare absinthe for drinking, and brings a bottle and all the implements in a wood box to every party he goes to. (Not saying he does any of those things, but he looks like the kind of guy who would) Anil Dikshit has a new favorite as of 09:11 on Jan 28, 2016 |
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cyberia posted:Tbh, the hat doesn't look terrible but it also doesn't look good. The unevenly rolled-up but still baggy jeans gently caress up the outfit way, way more than the hat. Right, it's the kind of hat you can like, get away with wearing when it's like snowing and you're outdoors or stuff like that, but for god's sake, keep it strictly utilitarian. The pants however will NEVER go with that sort of look. There's nothing wrong with jeans, but they sure aren't the look that coat gloves and scarf combo are trying for. Also agreed to keep the beard and shave the neck. And that's my fashion minute for the month used up.
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Jan 28, 2016 09:16
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Well it's nice to know that I behave nothing like my looks would suggest.
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Jan 28, 2016 09:23
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kizudarake posted:Goddammit, Tiggum, stop making me agree with you. That's a sick roast bro  laffo
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Jan 28, 2016 09:31
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BigglesSWE posted:Here's the deciding vote! With or without hat! Call in now! As someone who started going bald at 18, I know it's hard to accept but trust me, shaving your hair off and just owning the fact you're balding is a great thing... Growing it out more isn't the answer. Turf the hat away, go buy a beanie/toque/whatever the gently caress you wanna call it and along with the haircut you'll look a lot better.
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Jan 28, 2016 11:08
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Shut the gently caress up about hats. You all look like poo poo. Something stupid I heard recently "I don't take any of those chemical antibiotics. Just natural ones like honey and milk "
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Jan 28, 2016 11:59
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hey just wanted to swing by and say the hat looks stupid but good try
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Jan 28, 2016 14:52
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Biggles that bathroom tile is kinda neat. so you got that going
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Jan 28, 2016 16:04
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88h88 posted:As someone who started going bald at 18, I know it's hard to accept but trust me, shaving your hair off and just owning the fact you're balding is a great thing... Growing it out more isn't the answer. I concur. First time is the hardest.
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Jan 28, 2016 16:05
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88h88 posted:As someone who started going bald at 18, I know it's hard to accept but trust me, shaving your hair off and just owning the fact you're balding is a great thing... Growing it out more isn't the answer. Yep, I went all scorched earth on my head as a pre-emptive strike against nature in my mid 20s. I've been cue-ball bald for almost 20 years.
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Jan 28, 2016 16:16
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Surprising no one, you look better without the hat. And yeah get jeans in the right inseam. And jeans and overcoat and scarf clash with each other
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Jan 28, 2016 16:31
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Dr_Amazing posted:I concur. First time is the hardest. Agreed. First time I was like "oh god this is awful" but now I can't see my hair any other way.
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Jan 28, 2016 16:33
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I've got thick, Sterling Archer-esque hair and no family history of baldness. Goodbye!
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Jan 28, 2016 16:42
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Biggles pls post a pic of your cat wearing your hat tia
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Jan 28, 2016 16:57
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He actually looks fine, hth.
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Jan 28, 2016 17:00
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88h88 posted:As someone who started going bald at 18, I know it's hard to accept but trust me, shaving your hair off and just owning the fact you're balding is a great thing... Growing it out more isn't the answer. When does one determine that it's time? 
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Jan 28, 2016 17:06
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Iron Crowned posted:When does one determine that it's time? Are you growing or styling your hair a particular way to make it look like you're not balding? It isn't working, no one's fooled. It's time.
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Jan 28, 2016 17:15
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On the plus side, having a shaved head feels great. I tried shaving my head for kicks when I was teaching English to monks as a volunteer while studying abroad in India, and it felt wonderful to just run my fingers across my fuzzy scalp. It's basically a go-to hand massager on your head!
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Jan 28, 2016 17:30
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Your Dunkle Sans posted:On the plus side, having a shaved head feels great. I tried shaving my head for kicks when I was teaching English to monks as a volunteer while studying abroad in India, and it felt wonderful to just run my fingers across my fuzzy scalp. It's basically a go-to hand massager on your head! But that's what neglecting to shave is for!
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Jan 28, 2016 18:22
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Jastiger posted:He actually looks fine, hth. Thank you for that sir. Kind words are always appreciated.
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Jan 28, 2016 18:31
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Slime posted:But that's what neglecting to shave is for! I know you're being flippant, but neckbeards really do feel gross. It has that prickly new beard hair feel without the benefits of growing a proper beard. The shaved head feeling is definitely superior. 
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Jan 28, 2016 18:36
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Well the entire last three pages belong right in this thread. Congratulations hatman on giving a flying gently caress about what people on the internet care about. Pro tip, no one in real life gives one poo poo about a person wearing hats or not.
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Jan 28, 2016 18:43
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Iron Crowned posted:When does one determine that it's time? Tiggum posted:Are you growing or styling your hair a particular way to make it look like you're not balding? It isn't working, no one's fooled. It's time. If you're brushing your hair forward of the point it exits on your scalp then that's the time. Own it, shave that wispy mess off.
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Jan 28, 2016 18:54
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Nutsngum posted:Well the entire last three pages belong right in this thread. It was all part of the plan... No, I'm serious guys. I played you all! For real! 
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Jan 28, 2016 19:53
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Working as a cook, I hear plenty. One day we were running Graduation numbers, which is about 1200 people between noon and 8 pm. One of the menu items was asiago ravioli in a gorgonzola sauce. Waiter: Can you do the ravioli without cheese? Exec. Chef: What? No. It's in it and on it. It's cheese no matter what you want. Waiter: okay. *Front of House Manager comes back while we're getting pounded* FoH: Hey, <waiter> wants to know if you can do the ravioli without cheese. Chef: No, it's in it and on it, there's no way. *Ticket comes in for ravioli without cheese. Chef call the FoH manager over.* Chef: Send him home right now. Kid missed out on the occasion where our servers could get close to $1000 in one night.
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Jan 28, 2016 20:05
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"I don't like that my taxpayermoney goes to this specific thing so therefor I don't wanna pay taxes at all!" I hear, or read this in several variations almost daily.
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Jan 28, 2016 20:52
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Jastiger posted:He actually looks fine, hth. Post your fedora, Jastiger.
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Jan 28, 2016 20:57
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Dragonwagon posted:Biggles pls post a pic of your cat wearing your hat tia
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Jan 28, 2016 21:02
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I don't wear a fedora. I'm just saying he doesn't look terrible. Its his style so what. He obviously takes time to put together the ensemble rather than putting on a tshirt and sweatpants and throwing on a hat. Not MY style, but I've seen that kind of getup go horribly wrong and he doesn't do it terribly. So he looks fine. Stop hatin'.
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Jan 28, 2016 21:08
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Plan Z posted:Working as a cook, I hear plenty. One day we were running Graduation numbers, which is about 1200 people between noon and 8 pm. One of the menu items was asiago ravioli in a gorgonzola sauce. Food service is prime for stupid poo poo. I know a guy who worked a kitchen and got a request for "Steak with absolutely no grill marks." We sat next to a guy at a local breakfast/brunch place who made a stink about his Mak0rz has a new favorite as of 23:49 on Jan 28, 2016 |
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Jan 28, 2016 21:27
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Dragonwagon posted:Biggles pls post a pic of your cat wearing your hat tia Maybe sometime in the future. Take this for now: 
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Jan 28, 2016 21:28
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Dragonwagon posted:Biggles pls post a pic of your cat wearing your hat tia Quick 'n' dirty.  Fedora suits cat.
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Mak0rz posted:Food service is prime for stupid poo poo. I know a guy who worked a kitchen and got a request for "Steak with absolutely no grill marks." -Bar manager yelling at us and passive-aggressively throwing and order around because he insists there shouldn't be any pink in a med-well while the food temperatures poster is hanging right next to him. -"Tacos for lunch?!" *makes disgusted face with tongue sticking out* "That's dinner food!" -"I need refills for the alumni conference breakfast" "That event ended two hours ago, it's 1pm" Turns out they didn't get the alumni to leave, and people who went to the lunch service said they wanted breakfast food. College alumni caterings are genuinely the worst. -"I applied for this kitchen job because I wanted something easier than my desk job" -Working in a bakery and having the hicks complaining we don't sell brand-name white bread. -Everybody gets mad about the gluten thing, but it wasn't nearly as bad as the carb fad.
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Why are your gloves on inside, who did you just strangle?
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Jan 28, 2016 22:24
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BigglesSWE posted:I get we joke around but for the record: Thank you for clarifying, I now believe those things much less than I did before you pulled the whole M'lady Doth Protest Too Much bit.
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Jastiger posted:I don't wear a fedora. I'm just saying he doesn't look terrible. Its his style so what. He obviously takes time to put together the ensemble rather than putting on a tshirt and sweatpants and throwing on a hat. fedora bad. so what? __________/  Rondette posted:Quick 'n' dirty. No offense, but the cat looks better in a fedora than he does  . The fur at least matches color.
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Jan 28, 2016 23:45
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Whoops, I meant "poached eggs," not packed eggs!Plan Z posted:-"Tacos for lunch?!" *makes disgusted face with tongue sticking out* "That's dinner food!" Lmao please tell me this was an adult.
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Jan 28, 2016 23:48
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So there's breakfast food, but also lunch and dinner food? What is lunch food, those little cucumber sandwiches?
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Jan 28, 2016 23:54
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Some lady at the Apple Store on her phone: "I'm at the iStore...Mac Central" At Jimmy Johns, subs 1-6 get the bread insides scooped out. Customer started yelling "I can't eat that sandwich! My religion doesn't allow me to eat sandwiches with the bread taken out!" This was end of day so his original sub got thrown out, so if his religion as anti-waste he failed miserably at it.
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BooLoo posted:Why are your gloves on inside, who did you just strangle? Reminds me of back in college when I dramatically changed my look overnight because I could. I went from longish curlyish brown hair and full beard to stubble and short spikey blonde hair. I was hanging out with some friends and then after like ten minutes with one the penny dropped and he realized it was me. The first reaction from him? "Oh man, you could have just KILLED somebody and gotten away with it!"
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