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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I wonder if I could convince people the III%'s should ally with Iran against the statist world government but I don't have a google account to burn

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Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
https://twitter.com/Kelly_M_House/status/692825052526411776

You know how these guys are LARPing like it's the 1800s?

quote:

The 154-year-old law under which Ammon Bundy and others were arrested this week was created to deal with a nation torn apart by war.

But it made sense for the armed occupiers who holed up at Oregon's Malheur National Wildlife Refuge to be charged under the Civil-War era statute, experts say, because like the Confederates, the occupiers rejected federal power.

http://www.oregonlive.com/oregon-standoff/2016/01/charge_against_refuge_occupier.html

Lolie has issued a correction as of 23:07 on Jan 28, 2016

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

i think we are all discounting the real nation changing history these people have made:

they reminded us all about the very cool bird sanctuaries we have

The Dark Project
Jun 25, 2007

Give it to me straight...
I heard they're going to dig up the spot of asphalt where Finicum died, wrap him and it in a tarp, fly it out to the Carrier Carl Vinson and then bury him at sea so the militias won't have any place to turn into a martyr's shrine. It's tough but fair.

Edit: He'll obviously be buried according to Militia religious practice - a coating of chicken grease and froth around his mouth, a tin of skoal in his pocket, and a copy of "How to create a constitutional crisis for dummies" nestled in against his breast.

The Dark Project has issued a correction as of 23:10 on Jan 28, 2016

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
they've also reminded us about the plethora of options available to dildo enthusiasts.

Inkel
Feb 19, 2004

College Slice

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I don't feel like taking the time to create a burner Youtube account, but someone should argue that this whole thing is a false flag done by Walmart to distract people from them closing down a shitload of stores.

Walmart killed Tarpman.

Done. It got me timed out (after being warned previously like 5 times) and then got banned for claiming the moderator was accepting checks from Wal-Mart and their crisis actor "ranchers" who they use to smuggle commie beef into our country.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

The Dark Project posted:

I heard they're going to dig up the spot of asphalt where Finicum died, wrap him and it in a tarp, fly it out to the Carrier Carl Vinson and then bury him at sea so the militias won't have any place to turn into a martyr's shrine. It's tough but fair.

if they did that i would start to wonder why they are feeding so many corpses to the sea.....

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
they reminded me that you can send dildos through the mail in bulk

Inkel posted:

Done. It got me timed out (after being warned previously like 5 times) and then got banned for claiming the moderator was accepting checks from Wal-Mart and their crisis actor "ranchers" who they use to smuggle commie beef into our country.

It was worth it, you're hereby awarded The Order of the Hero of the Thread

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
So I'm watching that youtube chat. I can't imagine how much effort must go into believing all this bullshit. It has to be exhausting.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Inkel posted:

Done. It got me timed out (after being warned previously like 5 times) and then got banned for claiming the moderator was accepting checks from Wal-Mart and their crisis actor "ranchers" who they use to smuggle commie beef into our country.

Excellent! :golfclap:

The Dark Project
Jun 25, 2007

Give it to me straight...

FuhrerHat posted:

if they did that i would start to wonder why they are feeding so many corpses to the sea.....

Everyone knows the Government is in bed with Big Poseidon!

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

i hope when this is all over, they put the tractor on display with a plaque like a tank at an old battle site. that way i can sit in it and remember this saga while i look at some extremely cool birds on our public lands

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug

Cygni posted:

i hope when this is all over, they put the tractor on display with a plaque like a tank at an old battle site. that way i can sit in it and remember this saga while i look at some extremely cool birds on our public lands

The cat shovel died for our sins

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




Why did he have to walk? There's a boatload of cars just sitting around at the refuge

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/01/entrenched-oregon-militant-rioters-in-ferguson-are-treated-better-than-us-and-its-unfair/

One of the four remaining armed militants occupying the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge complained on Thursday that law enforcement was being “unfair” because protesters in Ferguson, Missouri have been given better treatment.

After three weeks of occupying the refuge, one of the occupiers opined on the DefendYourBase live YouTube stream that militants had brought guns with them for personal protection, and that it was law enforcement who escalated the situation by killing Robert “LaVoy” Finicum at a traffic stop earlier this week.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Cygni posted:

i hope when this is all over, they put the tractor on display with a plaque like a tank at an old battle site. that way i can sit in it and remember this saga while i look at some extremely cool birds on our public lands

I would pay $5 to do this

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

From we will fight to the death to please don't book and arrest us:
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/oregon-militia-standoff-holdouts-offer-to-leave-with-one-condition/

quote:

One of the last holdouts in the armed takeover of an Oregon wildlife refuge said Thursday the remaining five occupiers will leave if they receive assurances none of them will be arrested.

In a video posted on the YouTube channel "DefendYourBase" that the group has been using to issue updates during the nearly 4-week-old siege, a speaker believed to be David Fry said the occupiers have been told by authorities that "out of five people left here, four of us are allowed to leave."

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

holy poo poo they are pushing magical tea to cure chem trail sickness

http://getthetea.com/

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

:vince:

Just posting the current Youtube hilarity again for new ppl

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
http://www.opb.org/news/series/burn...ildlife-refuge/


Fry said people leaving the refuge had taken most of the food and supplies, but that many guns had been left behind.

He fears being arrested and spending time in prison, in part because he’s been harassed on social media and over email for his participation in the occupation. He said people have called for him to be raped in prison and to be killed.

“They were sharing my home address,” he said. “That’s kind of freaky.”

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

theultimo posted:

http://www.opb.org/news/series/burn...ildlife-refuge/


Fry said people leaving the refuge had taken most of the food and supplies, but that many guns had been left behind.

He fears being arrested and spending time in prison, in part because he’s been harassed on social media and over email for his participation in the occupation. He said people have called for him to be raped in prison and to be killed.

“They were sharing my home address,” he said. “That’s kind of freaky.”

This dumb nerd is in way over his head. If only he would have discovered anime instead of militias.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

They should be glad they are only getting charged with a single crime.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



VikingSkull posted:

lol I told the chat that we should drone them and these guys are losing it, tons of rowdy Patriots in here

If I wasn't at work I'd be there fighting the good fight with you guys. For now, tell that that nitrodieselhawk is ashamed of them for backing welfare queens

The Dark Project
Jun 25, 2007

Give it to me straight...

InterFaced posted:

This dumb nerd is in way over his head. If only he would have discovered anime instead of militias.

Hey! He didn't spend all that time playing World of Tanks and not learn a little something about courage!

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

theultimo posted:

http://www.opb.org/news/series/burn...ildlife-refuge/


Fry said people leaving the refuge had taken most of the food and supplies, but that many guns had been left behind.

He fears being arrested and spending time in prison, in part because he’s been harassed on social media and over email for his participation in the occupation. He said people have called for him to be raped in prison and to be killed.

“They were sharing my home address,” he said. “That’s kind of freaky.”

God bless the internet

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

etalian posted:

They should be glad they are only getting charged with a single crime.

I'm guessing once the refuge is back in the hands of the government there will be a shitload of other charges.

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
Welp listening to the feed made me see agenda21.


http://thefullertoninformer.com/the-war-on-fertility-via-the-forced-vaccination-agenda-enter-the-zika-virus/

Crazy as gently caress

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Here's my favorite quote from there:

quote:

“We all want to leave,” Sandy Anderson said. “We’re here, and we’re worried we’re going to die.”

Then why the gently caress did you join a bunch of heavily-armed jerkoffs in an armed standoff with the Feds in the first place, you dumb twat?

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

It's like they're trolling themselves

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
KATU News – Verified account ‏@KATUNews
UPDATE: @CoryMarshallTV says 3 Fed vehicles just left refuge escorted by OSP - convoy now leaving #LiveOnK2 #Oregonstandoff


Is it over?

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

theultimo posted:

KATU News – Verified account ‏@KATUNews
UPDATE: @CoryMarshallTV says 3 Fed vehicles just left refuge escorted by OSP - convoy now leaving #LiveOnK2 #Oregonstandoff


Is it over?

Sounds like it.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



InterFaced posted:

I'm guessing once the refuge is back in the hands of the government there will be a shitload of other charges.

Including Aggravated Dumbassery and Malicious Dipshittery.


I was just free-associating to blame Walmart in some bizarre conspiracy theory, but I guess the actual lunatics already beat me to it. "Walmart is closing stores to set up bases for invading Chinamen!" :tinfoil:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/conspiracy/walmartclosures.asp

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

InterFaced posted:

I'm guessing once the refuge is back in the hands of the government there will be a shitload of other charges.

I hope so, carrying a weapon into a federal facility has a 1 year sentence in federal prison.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

theultimo posted:

http://www.opb.org/news/series/burn...ildlife-refuge/


Fry said people leaving the refuge had taken most of the food and supplies, but that many guns had been left behind.

He fears being arrested and spending time in prison, in part because he’s been harassed on social media and over email for his participation in the occupation. He said people have called for him to be raped in prison and to be killed.

“They were sharing my home address,” he said. “That’s kind of freaky.”

Take the cannolis, leave the gun

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



VikingSkull posted:

Take the cannolis, leave the gun

It's the supremeist of dick moves. Fleeing the refuge, leaving people behind now that everything is blocked off. You're too afraid to confront them, but you steal all the supplies and only leave guns behind to ensure they can only go out shooting? jfc

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Epic High Five posted:

It's the supremeist of dick moves. Fleeing the refuge, leaving people behind now that everything is blocked off. You're too afraid to confront them, but you steal all the supplies and only leave guns behind to ensure they can only go out shooting? jfc

passive aggressive as gently caress, lol

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
Funny how these chucklefucks never question the authority of the federal government to pay them the subsidies they receive.

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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Epic High Five posted:

It's the supremeist of dick moves. Fleeing the refuge, leaving people behind now that everything is blocked off. You're too afraid to confront them, but you steal all the supplies and only leave guns behind to ensure they can only go out shooting? jfc

I bet they were pissing their pants and didn't want to have to explain any weapons to the FBI on the way out. Oh, how you doing officers? I was just visiting friends, bringing snacks.

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