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My favorite part of "Special Peoples Court" had to be the sentencing. Wendy was told to decide between "Special Peoples Court Gas Chamber" or lose his Flat Ronnie, but she picked both! I was crying.
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:I Guess as long as Howard doesnt force feed him Jack Daniels he will probably be ok. God drat that on air meltdown was something else.
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Hair plugs, botox, makeup, overly whitened teeth, dyed beard. What a hideously vain individual. 
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Crotch Bat posted:What a hideously vain individual. He deserves that vain wife of his. Is that a weave in back, too?
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Crotch Bat posted:Hair plugs, botox, makeup, overly whitened teeth, dyed beard. What a hideously vain individual. ehhhhhhhhhhhhh he's an entertainer and on tv/social media a lot. I don't think all that stuff you listed is as bad as you make it sound, it just goes with the territory of his profession. I would think most staff there at his age would have most of that stuff too.
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beep by grandpa posted:ehhhhhhhhhhhhh he's an entertainer and on tv/social media a lot. I don't think all that stuff you listed is as bad as you make it sound, it just goes with the territory of his profession. I would think most staff there at his age would have most of that stuff too. He's on TV approximately 0% of the time now. He was only ever on HowardTV before and his profession in entertainment requires him to perform in dank, barely lit comedy clubs. You're witnessing vanity, nothing more. His forehead doesn't have a loving wrinkle in it, do you know how many 40-something standups care whether the audience can see wrinkles in their foreheads? I'm betting the answer is 1.
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Special People's Court was great, but my personal favorite moment of the show was the fact that Jeff the Drunk forgot to turn his periscope off before beating off to "some hot chick" and the revelation that his dead arm is somehow used in the process.
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Just thinking back on it, the stuff we got on Wednesday would be my winning formula for the perfect show. No guest, a quick check-in with some random wack packers, a fun game that's not too tied down to a premise so that spontaneous poo poo can happen, and a comedian sitting in during the news. The no guest part would be hard to swing, but I wish they'd go back to doing sit-ins at the end of the show, when you can definitely tell Howard's energy is waning and he needs another person to bolster his interest. It seems these days if a comedian wants to be on the show, they'd have to be big enough draw to justify booking as the main guest. But yesterday with Kyle Dunnigan showed that even the lesser known comedians can be great, especially in the low-stakes environment of just hanging out and riffing on current events. Hell, just let on some of the great, B-level comedians who already show up for the Wrap Up Show. God knows putting them on the current, neutered version of WUS is a waste of everyone's time and talents.
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Crotch Bat posted:Hair plugs, botox, makeup, overly whitened teeth, dyed beard. What a hideously vain individual. Are you talking about Sal or Howard?
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Started to eat breakfast while listening to this. Bad idea, had to stop.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELacWN5aw2A
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When Wendy said she was "half retard, half human" I nearly lost it!
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I was listening to some more ETM, and then some really creepy drop played. It was "Get the poison out of your system, Raven", which I googled and traced back to this work-relevant (for me) video (which I'm sure you've all seen, but it's new to me, and I love finding new stuff!  ) : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqkrVhk233s EDIT: Jesus christ, I knew it was bad, but MAN, David Arquette is such a loving goon 
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Oh man Get The Poison Out is classic. We still use that at work all the time.
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Jose Oquendo posted:Oh man Get The Poison Out is classic. We still use that at work all the time. And the clip I posted didn't even have the quote  Man, what the hell is with me and links lately? I'm like Jonah Falcon but without the length.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:And the clip I posted didn't even have the quote Could you tell us your favorite Matt Dillon story real briefly?
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Sand Monster posted:Could you tell us your favorite Matt Dillon story real briefly? Quickly, Eric the Sand Monster, I've got a lot of stuff that I've got to get to, and don't really have time for your call right now. Do you have anything at all that's interesting to say, or is this just another plug for forums.somethingawful.com?!
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Quickly, Eric the Sand Monster, I've got a lot of stuff that I've got to get to, and don't really have time for your call right now. Do you have anything at all that's interesting to say, or is this just another plug for forums.somethingawful.com?! Why does it always have to be "quickly" ?!
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Sand Monster posted:Why does it always have to be "quickly" ?! UUUUUGGGGHHHHH, oh my god, you're unbelievable, you know that? I should just hang up on you. We're done, we're through. I'm just sick of this whole thing. Have a nice life, I'm sorry this didn't work out, but we can't work together, because you don't seem to get the forums, ok? No hard feelings, I like you, but... it's too much. Robin, what is he saying?
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Jose Oquendo posted:Oh man Get The Poison Out is classic. We still use that at work all the time. I remember when that happened I was laughing so hard on the train I was almost crying. People were looking at me like I was unbalanced.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:UUUUUGGGGHHHHH, oh my god, you're unbelievable, you know that? I should just hang up on you. We're done, we're through. I'm just sick of this whole thing. Have a nice life, I'm sorry this didn't work out, but we can't work together, because you don't seem to get the forums, ok? No hard feelings, I like you, but... it's too much. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH coffee up my rear end did nothing to my cancer HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH coffee up my rear end did nothing to my cancer HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! Howard: Pfffffftttt... really? Java up his rear end? Who would put Java up their rear end? Fred: Coffee. Howard: What's that, Fred? Fred: I think she said Coffee, not Java. Artie: 'New' Gravity.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:And the clip I posted didn't even have the quote Just the girth then?
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:UUUUUGGGGHHHHH, oh my god, you're unbelievable, you know that? I should just hang up on you. We're done, we're through. I'm just sick of this whole thing. Have a nice life, I'm sorry this didn't work out, but we can't work together, because you don't seem to get the forums, ok? No hard feelings, I like you, but... it's too much. I'm club-fuckin-footed ya asswipe
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Caper posted:I'm club-fuckin-footed ya as CATCH YOU LATER, ERIC!
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Caper posted:I'm club-fuckin-footed ya asswipe Thanks, Eric. See ya later, buddy. That's great, BYE. Take that club foot and shove it up your rear end.
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Spacemonkey57 posted:I remember when that happened I was laughing so hard on the train I was almost crying. People were looking at me like I was unbalanced. The Sybian creep/Little Lupe meet up was one of the shows great anticlimactic moments, but the buildup was awesome.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Started to eat breakfast while listening to this. Bad idea, had to stop. Eric is scum in about ten different ways.
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I have 21 episodes of the Black On Black show I wouldn't mind sharing with you cats. Hilarity. If it's  I won't, but...you can't find it online anymore for download!
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Crackhead Bob passed away and that really bums me out, he was always very funny. Here's my favorite clip of him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ml4Q8wR5FU
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No more tikki-tie mein. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu6FHod4Nt8 Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 14:09 on Feb 1, 2016 |
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RIP Crackhead Kirk Douglas  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2d3d76RGes
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Riosan posted:Crackhead Bob passed away and that really bums me out, he was always very funny. Here's my favorite clip of him. Yeah, that's my favorite one, too. Dah! I dink dough!
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I'm tungery!
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Riosan posted:Crackhead Bob passed away and that really bums me out, he was always very funny. Here's my favorite clip of him. Crackhead Bob was something else. Apparently he was a real angry, violent rear end in a top hat before he stroked out.
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prefect posted:Crackhead Bob was something else. Apparently he was a real angry, violent rear end in a top hat before he stroked out. Reminds me of this: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102768/
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Jeff the Drunk and Miss Howard Stern are the ones I'm betting are next
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Bonzo posted:Jeff the Drunk and Miss Howard Stern are the ones I'm betting are next I still think that HPE won't make it out of 2016, but then again, I didn't think he'd make it out of 2015, and welp. Also, what's going on with Ms Howard Stern?
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MrMidnight posted:Anybody know when Crackhead Bob was last on the show? He moved to Texas some years ago, but I know he had quit doing the show a bit before that, because he didn't want to look gay in Sal/Richard calls or bits.
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