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simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


So did lowtax admit paying doobster to keep going so goons wouldnt abandon the forums?
or is he playing dumb?

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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
sounds like a good time to put the paywall up

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



:stare:

e: dooby plz don't delete your tweets, this is a safe space, just come clean

Pastry of the Year fucked around with this message at 13:24 on Jan 29, 2016

Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."


this is all gonna end like those fake threads about doobie going on a rampage in his truck on the freeway, only for real

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Doobie made a deal with the devil to get that hot dog shack. What did he think would happen?

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
The Robinsons are more obsessed with us than we are with them. gently caress, they're staying up all night just to tweet dumb stuff, and presumably will sleep all day instead of looking for employment.

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

Pastry of the Year posted:



:stare:

e: dooby plz don't delete your tweets, this is a safe space, just come clean

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Pastry of the Year posted:



:stare:

e: dooby plz don't delete your tweets, this is a safe space, just come clean

Oh my doobie... We know :(

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
i think they are just having fun with us ( if they are real ) and are just having a good back and forth like pulling each others pig tails at recess and giggling hehe ehe hehe hehe eh doobie youre alright the next coors is on me bud

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Smash it Smash hit posted:

the next coors is on me bud

hey big spender

:forkbomb:

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I'm growing less and less convinced that Twitter is real

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Angry Birds Suicide posted:

I'm growing less and less convinced that Twitter is real

well if you can prove it is wrong i will give you a hearty pat on the back and the next coors will be on me bud :)

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

Absolute Lithops posted:

Doobie's trees bear a strange fruit,
blood on the leaves and blood at the root,
bad frogger swinging in the Southern breeze,
strange fruit hanging from the poplar trees.

Pastoral scene of the gallant South,
the bulging eyes and the twisted mouth,
scent of hot dogs, sweet and fresh,
and the sudden smell of frogger flesh.

Here is a fruit for the crows to pluck,
for the rain to gather, for the wind to suck,
for the sun to rot, for a tree to drop,
here is a queer and weirdo crop.

Powerful

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

The Robinsons are more obsessed with us than we are with them. gently caress, they're staying up all night just to tweet dumb stuff, and presumably will sleep all day instead of looking for employment.

There are only like 12 businesses in Reform. It couldn't take more than an hour to drop off your resume at all of them.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Angela Christine posted:

There are only like 12 businesses in Reform. It couldn't take more than an hour to drop off your resume at all of them.

LOL - resumes! Get a load of this guy with his fancy paper!

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

simplefish posted:

So did lowtax admit paying doobster to keep going so goons wouldnt abandon the forums?
or is he playing dumb?

nope that's exactly what happened. shocking really, it almost doesn't make any sense at all when you think about it

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

The Robinsons are more obsessed with us than we are with them. gently caress, they're staying up all night just to tweet dumb stuff, and presumably will sleep all day instead of looking for employment.

They're so obsessed with us they created a wikipedia chronicling everything interesting the forums has ever done.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Absolute Lithops posted:

Doobie's trees bear a strange fruit,
blood on the leaves and blood at the root,
bad frogger swinging in the Southern breeze,
strange fruit hanging from the poplar trees.

Pastoral scene of the gallant South,
the bulging eyes and the twisted mouth,
scent of hot dogs, sweet and fresh,
and the sudden smell of frogger flesh.

Here is a fruit for the crows to pluck,
for the rain to gather, for the wind to suck,
for the sun to rot, for a tree to drop,
here is a queer and weirdo crop.

i'm reading this with nina simone's voice (i prefer her version)

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Just wanted to remind everyone of this from yesteryear:

SoundMonkey posted:

What Wayne Has Done So Far
- been absolutely floored that the internet cares about him
- given us our own "Frog Dog" on the menu (we'll leave the details of that to the dog expert himself)
- committed to having all of our names (nearly six hundred as of this post) engraved on a plaque mounted on the wall of Doobie's Dog House (this may end up being simplified somewhat due to logistics.)
- clarified many things, namely that he will be using home-made chili and that he himself prefers shredded cheddar, but his customers prefer processed cheese
- found absolutely bitchin' local bargains on equipment he needs
- consulted with the property owner about landscaping issues
- agreed to a policy of "even if you forego your reward, if a member of Team Frogout ever shows up at the shack, they will get their free dog"
- apparently is a pretty good painter for someone without formal training, and loves watching Bob Ross on PBS

funny song about politics
Feb 11, 2002

Pastry of the Year posted:



:stare:

e: dooby plz don't delete your tweets, this is a safe space, just come clean

This is depressing

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

JakeP posted:

Just wanted to remind everyone of this from yesteryear:

I like in the first Doob thread where people would ask why he's starting a restaurant in a tiny poverty stricken town rather than commute a short way to a big college town and good froggers were like "I think Wayne knows the local economy better than you :smug:"

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Their dreams were so lofty...


SoundMonkey posted:

(I've worked out with Wayne that I'll be attempting to re-create his dogs at my house once I get a chance to go shopping, so if the media comes knocking on his door, as they're likely to, he has some really excellent photographs to show off his food. I've gotten extremely detailed instructions on how to make a Memphis-style BBQ dog.)

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



JakeP posted:

Just wanted to remind everyone of this from yesteryear:

SoundMonkey posted:

What Wayne Has Done So Far
- been absolutely floored that the internet cares about him Can't stand that the internet cares about him, wants to be left alone but won't allow it to happen
- given us our own "Frog Dog" on the menu (we'll leave the details of that to the dog expert himself) Crashcat ruined this
- committed to having all of our names (nearly six hundred as of this post) engraved on a plaque mounted on the wall of Doobie's Dog House (this may end up being simplified somewhat due to logistics.) Techincally he did have all of the names on a sheet of paper by the register
- clarified many things, namely that he will be using home-made chili and that he himself prefers shredded cheddar, but his customers prefer processed cheese Hormel + Kraft, but the latter part is correct
- found absolutely bitchin' local bargains on equipment he needs Installed vent hood by himself lol
- consulted with the property owner about landscaping issues Owner will be fixing this by paving over the whole thing
- agreed to a policy of "even if you forego your reward, if a member of Team Frogout ever shows up at the shack, they will get their free dog" Flip flopped on this the minute the first Goons showed up
- apparently is a pretty good painter for someone without formal training, and loves watching Bob Ross on PBS Here's your next job calling Doobie!

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



quote:

absolutely bitchin' local bargains on equipment he needs

:laffo:

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
careful what you say on here

fbi is ..............watchin

it could be liable or slander

and you better beware

frogge done comin a courtin mmmhmmm

yeah












doobie take your meds

this is a doctor

ultimateforce
Apr 25, 2008

SKINNY JEANS CANT HOLD BACK THIS ARC
Can you guys Kickstart my business idea? I promise to post weird things on Twitter at least once a day.

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Yeah it is liable. He's liable to not get me a loving frog dog

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

In 2016 goons will be blamed for killing the dog house and star citizen. What a year.

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.
Hey sorry goons payed for your dream restaurant Doobie.

This has taken a sinister turn.

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May


frog the jewels doobie
this is a rapper

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
don't murdr you're famil, hot dog man

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


tomstuart posted:

careful what you say on here

fbi is ..............watchin

it could be liable or slander

and you better beware

frogge done comin a courtin mmmhmmm

yeah
how many weeks do you think he can passive aggressively threaten some horrible fate before he finally gets bored again and moves on?

do we need to start giving him tips on how to threaten better or something cause it's kinda weak and vague all around

LungBrothers
Oct 5, 2015

by Shine

disco volante posted:

This is depressing

He has experience in a trade and hasn't succumbed to that sweet numbing embrace of oxy addiction unlike most of Reform so don't feel sorry for Doobie just yet

LungBrothers
Oct 5, 2015

by Shine
He's probably one hosed up back from underpaid manual labor away from one though

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





If that tweet was real it looks like we may have gone from denial to anger. Bargaining should be pretty fun with a new kickstarter or plea

Last Buffalo
Nov 7, 2011
I thought we'd jumped to acceptance.

ROLL TIDE!

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



SaltLick posted:

If that tweet was real it looks like we may have gone from denial to anger. Bargaining should be pretty fun with a new kickstarter or plea

I'm sure I clicked his feed between that tweet being 'made' and it being posted and I didn't see it, so I'm pretty dubious. As beautiful as it would've been.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Kro-Bar posted:



frog the jewels doobie
this is a rapper

Weirdo queer frogger,
Y'all're penny's on the dollar
Reform, Alabama holler!
Black lady hackers attackin the dog shack,
That shits whack, these dogs bite back!
Each and every frogger backer
Walking round calling me a cracker,
Talking smack bout my girl tasha,
Gonna StartKickin and smash ya!

Something awful online, on there y'all lied somethin awful - sayin I din't keep my side?
Frogger come a calling and we will ride,
load up my pistol, and my truck, roll tide
Don' make out like you know what we're all about
We're ridin' southern style, if you don't like it GET OUT
I'm not racist just proud of mah heritage
Unlike the fags tryna subvert straight marriage
If it ain't wrong your boss won't mind,
But it's clear sin if you expect him to hate your kind.

Forget your vendetta against the vent hood
Invented stories all up to no good,
Spewing spurious liable, ok, well now that you vented
Go back home to your monkey daddy in your bent hood
Stalking me from out your basement
Move out and learn what its like to pay rent
Pack your poo poo, say goodbye to your single parent
It dont matter where you go, its the funeral shack once you're spent

Cancel Christmas, youre on the naughy list
Slawdawgs so good you dont drserve this
Jobless nerds of the internet
Work hard, self start, see you get what you get
Go and cry to socialism
For your failures as a human being
Frogger lookin green, I see your envy,
Build your own business, stop relying on charity
You're jealous that Obummer won't ever let you be
The bossman, the businessman,
Doob-i-E

For more than one hour, almost every day
Open shop, workin hard, the American way.
Drive yall away, you know where you stand
no frogdog, no concessions Y'all leave empty handed
Sure wouldn't want to be them gay frogs
Up against these Doobie's hotdogs.

simplefish fucked around with this message at 18:12 on Jan 29, 2016

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Are there any abandoned wildlife sanctuaries near Reform? Doob and Tash might just make a last stand.

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Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




Dinosaur Gum

ElGroucho posted:

LOL - resumes! Get a load of this guy with his fancy paper!

In my mind, his resume looks just like his menu.

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