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Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
I wish I was rich/famous enough to troll my paparazzi like that :smith:

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Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Daniel Radcliffe turned out pretty well for a child actor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrSH_UOaO9w

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.
He's surprisingly good at rap, too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKdV5FvXLuI

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

CJacobs posted:

For those that haven't heard this story, it's pretty great:



He called it a "cunning ruse" :haw:. That's amazing.

Tardigrade
Jul 13, 2012

Half arthropod, half marshmallow, all cute.
Stalin 'used secret laboratory to analyse Mao's excrement'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35427926

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Tardigrade posted:

Stalin 'used secret laboratory to analyse Mao's excrement'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35427926

This is one of the greatest headlines ever.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

British tabloids are kind of cheating at this point.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
There's not much to the story but I enjoy the headline.

Some great detective work there, lads.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Cereal offenders: Tony the Tiger begs furries to stop tweeting him porn

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

What a great deal that seems like it would be pretty expensive usually.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


"'Putin is corrupt' says US Treasury"

Published on the 25th. A little late, I think. Also, pot calling kettle black, but.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



rodbeard posted:

What a great deal that seems like it would be pretty expensive usually.

Ya I'd be pretty pissed if docs removed my brain and then were like "5 grand"

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

At least now he qualifies for a seat in congress.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



Given the usual pitiful attendance rate with councillors I can see why council meetings would be the last place they'd look

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

Given the usual pitiful attendance rate with councillors I can see why council meetings would be the last place they'd look

Especially elected UKIP representatives - they're notorious for having the lowest attendance rate and the highest claimed expenses in the EU Parliament. This article is genuinely surprising news.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Darth Walrus posted:

Especially elected UKIP representatives - they're notorious for having the lowest attendance rate and the highest claimed expenses in the EU Parliament.

This basically proves their point about the EU being crap, though. :v:

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
I'll just leave this here
http://imgur.com/gallery/KgseR

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

You'd think teen pregnancy would drop sharply at 20, not 25.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Tardigrade posted:

Stalin 'used secret laboratory to analyse Mao's excrement'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35427926

:itwaspoo:

Tardigrade
Jul 13, 2012

Half arthropod, half marshmallow, all cute.
The saga of the Middle Eastern bird spies continues! Lebanon returns Israeli vulture cleared of spying.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-35446528

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!
Wild/Feral Horses invade small BC town. Bonus amazing headlines at bottom of article.

http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/...orses-1.3425453

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

DavidAlltheTime posted:

Wild/Feral Horses invade small BC town. Bonus amazing headlines at bottom of article.

http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/...orses-1.3425453

I wasn't aware eating free roaming horses was such a common thing in Canada that this would be a big deal

Brass Key
Sep 15, 2007

Attention! Something tremendous has happened!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Where does one apply

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Trent posted:

Where does one apply

Around back.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Florida Woman.



http://imgur.com/gallery/kSxGt

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




Florida Woman locking down the Most Creative Use Of A Squirrel award, I see.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

flosofl posted:

Florida Woman locking down the Most Creative Use Of A Squirrel award, I see.



How the hell is that considered news

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Aesop Poprock posted:



How the hell is that considered news

It's a UPI blog title, not really a news headline.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

I hear they only hire folks with brown eyes though

flosofl posted:

Florida Woman locking down the Most Creative Use Of A Squirrel award, I see.

The one using Fix-A-Flat for rear end implants is a close second...why are people in Florida so goddamn crazy? :psyduck:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
Guess who got arrested

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I thought they already had him in custody in Pennsylvania.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing



I was hoping for Florida Man.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Solice Kirsk posted:

Dagny is a stupid name for a dog. I would have called her Muffins. Or Pancake. Or Biscuit........I think maybe I need to eat breakfast.

Haha me too, I was just thinking, should've named that dog 'found turd'.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet


The page wouldn't load for me and I was about to ask for explanation. Then I looked at the page title. :laugh:

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Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


RandomFerret posted:

I thought they already had him in custody in Pennsylvania.

Come on, this deserves at least one :vince:

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