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indigi posted:again it didn't happen to me so idk what she had done, but I'm sure it wasn't arrest-worthy oh ok
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Vintersorg posted:probably just stems from enjoying crawling under my bed or making forts with small tunnels when i was young
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Vintersorg posted:did you ever make snow forts and chill with friends in a poo poo igloo 1996 is the only time there was enough snow in Philadelphia to make a deece snow fort
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indigi tried to join the mile high club but got rejected and he hated flight attendants ever since
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indigi posted:I've been thinking about getting a part time job as a baggage handler or something for the free flights and just dumping 100% of the salary into my 401k. once you're at Delta for 6 months you get a free companion pass in addition to your own free pass, and they don't even have to be on the same flight with you not to mention all the free electronics
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i'm the kid who was jealous of harry potter's bitchin stair cave
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indigi posted:Philadelphia hmm.
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graph posted:hmm. garph do the needful
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remember Elliott's closet from ET? that was my dream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGA_uH0-n28
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Al! posted:not to mention all the free electronics I'm sure that poo poo happens all the time but I know they're insanely strict with it at PHL at least. the TSA puts dummy bags with cash, drugs, iphones, etc. through the process and fires people all the time
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BooLoo posted:i'm not sure why, but this strikes me as an incredibly yospos post. tiny little yosposter
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Podima posted:garph do the needful
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if you're worried about stuff getting lifted from your check in, make sure your connecting flights leave asap and this is the crucial one, don't pack stuff you would be sad losing in your check in. Symbolic Butt posted:tiny little yosposter eeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
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triple sulk posted:it's a miserable job unless you really love casual sex sign me the gently caress up!
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Symbolic Butt posted:tiny little yosposter
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BooLoo posted:make sure your connecting flights leave asap geez I've never even thought of that. but yeah I put anything valuable besides clothes in my carry on/personal bag
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Vintersorg posted:probably just stems from enjoying crawling under my bed or making forts with small tunnels when i was young misread "forts" as "farts"
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indigi posted:geez I've never even thought of that. but yeah I put anything valuable besides clothes in my carry on/personal bag yeah, they call it dwell time, and the longer anything sits there, the more likely something's going to go missing from it.
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I would like to clarify that I'm far too polite to ever be rude to someone in the service industry and have never berated or yelled at anyone, even a flight attendant. I just think threatening someone with arrest for what was a customer service issue is a hosed up card to play
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but you didn't know the situation so you should probably stfu right now
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indigi posted:I would like to clarify that I'm far too polite to ever be rude to someone in the service industry and have never berated or yelled at anyone, even a flight attendant. I just think threatening someone with arrest for what was a customer service issue is a hosed up card to play it's pretty heavy to throw down, but maybe things were getting extremly lovely. i mean, there was a guy once who climbed up on the drinks cart, pulled down his pants, and took a dump
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prefect posted:it's pretty heavy to throw down, but maybe things were getting extremly lovely. i mean, there was a guy once who climbed up on the drinks cart, pulled down his pants, and took a dump holy poo poo...literally
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prefect posted:misread "forts" as "farts"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMRUszqMVM8
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indigi posted:I would like to clarify that I'm far too polite to ever be rude to someone in the service industry and have never berated or yelled at anyone, even a flight attendant. I just think threatening someone with arrest for what was a customer service issue is a hosed up card to play
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prefect posted:it's pretty heavy to throw down, but maybe things were getting extremly lovely. i mean, there was a guy once who climbed up on the drinks cart, pulled down his pants, and took a dump link
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indigi posted:link
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indigi posted:sky waiter Holy poo poo Lol.... stealing this
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Vintersorg posted:holy poo poo...literally NEW YORK — An investment banker was fined $5,000 and placed on probation for two years Tuesday for a drunken scene aboard an airliner in which he was accused of defecating on a food service cart. Gerard Buckley Finneran, 59, of Greenwich, Conn., also was ordered to get counseling and not drink on airplanes. He previously agreed to pay $48,000 to reimburse his fellow passengers' ticket costs, perform 300 hours of community service and cover United Airlines' $1,000 cleanup cost. Finneran, managing director of Trust Company of the West, pleaded guilty to a federal charge of making a threat. He was angered when flight attendants refused to serve him more wine on a Buenos Aires-to-New York flight Oct. 20. Finneran's lawyer said his client is still in United's frequent flyer program. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/first-class-drunk-loves-liquor-linen A few years ago on a United Airlines flight from Buenos Aires to New York, Gerard B. Finneran, an investment banker, went totally bonkers. Newspaper accounts said that after becoming intoxicated, Finneran demanded more alcohol from the flight attendants. When they refused, he began helping himself to the liquor supply. After being cut off a second time, he became visibly angry. He pushed one flight attendant (federal offense No. 1), verbally threatened another (federal offense No. 2), interfered with a third who was assisting a sick passenger (federal offense No. 3), then walked up to the first-class cabin, dropped his pants and defecated on a service cart in plain view of the passengers and crew. Then he stepped in his own feces and tracked it through the main cabin (federal offense Nos. 4, 5 and possibly 6). Finneran was arrested upon landing in New York. He subsequently pleaded guilty to assault and was sentenced to two years probation. In addition, he was given 300 hours of community service and a $5,000 fine and was ordered to pay more than $50,000 in restitution to the airline and to reimburse fellow passengers for the price of their tickets. (Not surprisingly, Finneran’s lawyer said his client was “ill” when he committed the now infamous in-flight atrocity.)
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lol his problem was flying united
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Virgin left PHL and my only frequent flyer choices (based on where I typically fly) were United and Delta. it's a bad look. I went with United cause at the time they were offering a stupid amount of bonus miles with their cardMigishu posted:but you didn't know the situation so you should probably stfu right now fair enough prefect posted:pay $48,000 to reimburse his fellow passengers' ticket costs gpd drat
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cjs: going to see if I can skip lunch to catch up on this hour i missed. if i can't, then at least i'll be able to come in early next week to start this server deployment
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i assume you have to behave pretty badly to get threatened by the flight crew, a friend of mine had a drinking contest with an australian he met on the plane on the way from australia back to the us with the free booze and he ended up puking on the OUTSIDE of the door to the bathroom while trying to apologize to the flight attendant about how much he had puked INSIDE the bathroom and he still didn't get threatened with having a security officer back at the gate, and he's NOT EVEN WHITE this was on qantas for the record
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indigi posted:Virgin left PHL and my only frequent flyer choices (based on where I typically fly) were United and Delta. it's a bad look. I went with United cause at the time they were offering a stupid amount of bonus miles with their card the times I've flown with delta, i've had no issues afaik they're the least worst? idk the situations of airlines in the US but they aren't terrible
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kwinkles posted:i assume you have to behave pretty badly to get threatened by the flight crew, a friend of mine had a drinking contest with an australian he met on the plane on the way from australia back to the us with the free booze and he ended up puking on the OUTSIDE of the door to the bathroom while trying to apologize to the flight attendant about how much he had puked INSIDE the bathroom and he still didn't get threatened with having a security officer back at the gate, and he's NOT EVEN WHITE his problem was going up against an australian in a drinking contest
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Migishu posted:his problem was going up against an australian in a drinking contest no doubt, no doubt
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making GBS threads on a drink cart seems like a massive acrobatic undertaking
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kwinkles posted:no doubt, no doubt what i'm saying is, our native +20 poison resist owns
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I've heard bad things about both, it was a coinflip. basically the only solid airlines are Virgin and Jet Blue, after that it's a mixed bag, then there's Southwest and Spirit.
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Air France international flights suck rear end but their smaller planes were great
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