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Mournful tits. She has mournful tits. They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra.
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Dean I'm going to turn around now and you'd better be on fire. You're standing there in flames and the only person who can put you out is me! Because that is the only conceivable reason that you would wake me up like this! One of the lesser known ones, not as witty but by god the rage in that line alone is how I feel being woken up for no reason.
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Jan 29, 2016 17:47
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"Ok, I'm just going to throw this out there. What if it is Zeus? The actual god Zeus? All pissed off because nobody cares about Zeus any more?"
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Jan 29, 2016 17:50
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"You can't yell at us for following orders." "Or kill us for following orders!"
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Jan 29, 2016 17:52
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Well, Hank, what's it like to be a liar. Huh? You like being a liar with pants constantly on fire?
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Jan 29, 2016 17:56
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Omnomnomnivore posted:Well, Hank, what's it like to be a liar. Huh? You like being a liar with pants constantly on fire? Hank, if there was ever a time in your life I needed you not to be Hank, it's now.
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Jan 29, 2016 18:00
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While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique I have been systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!
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Jan 29, 2016 18:01
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THA TITTY THRILLER posted:Hank, if there was ever a time in your life I needed you not to be Hank, it's now. Alright fine, crybaby. Just tie him up and, maybe I guess gag him. But at the first sign of trouble I want you to at least break both his knees.
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Jan 29, 2016 18:05
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You're not a very good liar, are you, Dean? E: With guys, Mike.
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Jan 29, 2016 18:07
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Told you I'd kill for one of these.
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Jan 29, 2016 18:22
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RandallODim posted:Told you I'd kill for one of these. And if he were telling the truth, that would be better?!?!
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Jan 29, 2016 18:24
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Jaragoh posted:Mournful tits. She has mournful tits. They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra. They're, like, the Notebook sad!
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Jan 29, 2016 18:25
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It's just a little boy *sniff sniff* with a tummy ache
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Jan 29, 2016 18:25
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Eat the pennies
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Jan 29, 2016 18:28
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Be a man, and DRINK IT!
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Jan 29, 2016 18:29
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That boy's going to see a man die today and if he doesn't want it to be his father he's going to have to pull that trigger.
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Jan 29, 2016 18:31
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Jaragoh posted:Mournful tits. She has mournful tits. They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra. Those things are like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball. Just sad. drat, she has gloomy tits!
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Jan 29, 2016 18:33
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Cojawfee posted:That boy's going to see a man die today and if he doesn't want it to be his father he's going to have to pull that trigger. Dean, I remember when the Action Man would wake me up with a gun pointed at my head. He'd just hold it there and pull the trigger. I'd hear the click really loud because it was right against my forehead. "So it echoes." Right, it sounded like he snapped one of my teeth out. Click. And then he'd go "Not today, Rusty, not today."
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Jan 29, 2016 18:38
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"As usual, your detective skills are impeccable, Samson. You have succeeded in exposing my sinister plan to lock myself in a dungeon, chained to an albino." Oh my god there are so many good lines.
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Jan 29, 2016 18:44
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Golden Goat posted:Oh my god there are so many good lines. Seriously. It's masterfully written and really worth the wait.
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Jan 29, 2016 18:54
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It’s as I always say, hopelessness is the greatest aphrodisiac… in Űnderland.
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Jan 29, 2016 19:01
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Golden Goat posted:"As usual, your detective skills are impeccable, Samson. You have succeeded in exposing my sinister plan to lock myself in a dungeon, chained to an albino." Where did you guys go, super crazy no way school?
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Jan 29, 2016 19:06
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Ohhhh Tiger bomb
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Jan 29, 2016 19:09
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That dime-store Doctor Doom?
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Jan 29, 2016 19:11
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 How would you do it? You're asleep, quick jerk of the neck, never feel a thing. You've thought about this. Yes I have.
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Jan 29, 2016 19:13
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Slugworth posted:Looks like you've got a little herpes on there. You been kissing your wife's rear end?... After I put herpes in there?' It's "herpee", not herpes, which is what makes that line so funny
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Jan 29, 2016 19:29
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Cojawfee posted:That boy's going to see a man die today and if he doesn't want it to be his father he's going to have to pull that trigger.
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Jan 29, 2016 19:31
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The best visual gag is in The Revenge Society when Limb is about to activate the ORB. The fast cuts to everyone's panicking face while Rusty just looks irritated is brilliant. E: Holy poo poo I never noticed the shoe before. 
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Jan 29, 2016 20:18
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TK-42-1 posted:The best visual gag is in The Revenge Society when Limb is about to activate the ORB. The fast cuts to everyone's panicking face while Rusty just looks irritated is brilliant. One of the astrobase art directors posts or used to post here. He did a lot of work with Rusty and specifically aimed to make him always look as bored as possible if whatever was happening didn't directly involve him.
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Jan 29, 2016 20:29
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The looker here is Lady Nightshade. Her skills are obvious. But hands off, gentlemen, she's spoken for!
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Jan 29, 2016 20:35
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At least you didn't have to watch his conjugal visit with a shoe.
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Jan 29, 2016 20:51
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He simply refused to attend when I told him it was a magic gathering. Yes! I find those trading card games very confusing.
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Jan 29, 2016 21:41
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Why did I have to be the tumor? Because that is what you are to me!
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Jan 29, 2016 21:59
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So, what's it like being, uh... A Dean? Yeah, a Dean. That must suck.
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Jan 29, 2016 22:08
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Lesson number one: Trust no one. The minute God crapped out the third caveman, a conspiracy was hatched against one of them. Get up, drat you!
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Jan 29, 2016 22:28
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Hot dolphin!
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Jan 29, 2016 22:33
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fspades posted:Lesson number one: Trust no one. The minute God crapped out the third caveman, a conspiracy was hatched against one of them. Get up, drat you! You mean, le vampyr? Nosferatu? Undead. Not technically a woman in that regard, so you got no beef there. Also, fictitious. DO NOT EAT THAT, IT'S C4!
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Jan 29, 2016 23:10
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 Oh, if that suit could talk. "It would say Kill me, I am a hideous monster."
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Jan 29, 2016 23:44
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Bear Retrieval Unit posted:Hot dolphin! BETTER dolphin!
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Samson! What's this namby pamby feel bad about good wetwork bullshit?!
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