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Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

# ? Jan 29, 2016 13:14

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# ? May 9, 2024 17:07

joehonkie: Jan 12, 2006; I'm a member of STARS.

WickedHate posted:

Old comic book ads are loving amazing.

I worry about anyone who needs a booklet called "how to be an expert bike rider"

# ? Jan 29, 2016 14:18

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

It's a full guide on how to be a domestique.

# ? Jan 29, 2016 15:13

Neo Rasa: Mar 8, 2007; Everyone should play DUKE games.

Search has failed me, a long time ago someone posted a page where Galactus and the Beyonder are one a daytime talk show and learn that one of them is not the father, after which Beyonder is like "LET US SETTLE OUR DIFFERENCES WITH FISTS!" Can someone either post this page or tell me what comic/issue it's from?

# ? Jan 29, 2016 15:26

Gavok: Oct 10, 2005; Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?

Neo Rasa posted:

Search has failed me, a long time ago someone posted a page where Galactus and the Beyonder are one a daytime talk show and learn that one of them is not the father, after which Beyonder is like "LET US SETTLE OUR DIFFERENCES WITH FISTS!" Can someone either post this page or tell me what comic/issue it's from?

What If Venom Possessed Deadpool

Also, earlier in the issue is this situation where Rick Remender responds to people criticizing Frankencastle.

Thank God this issue happened before Uncanny Avengers. Then we would've had Venompool drowning someone with Eddie Brock's urine.

# ? Jan 29, 2016 15:44

Cangelosi: Nov 17, 2004; "It's cute," he said to himself warily, "but it's not normal."

WickedHate posted:

You'd think the teacher would have arranged some sort of transportation for her kids instead of, you know, having to resort to bicycles.

What a bimbo.

# ? Jan 29, 2016 17:23

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Freedom Train was pretty free

wikipedia posted:

The 1940s Freedom Train exhibit was integrated � black and white viewers were allowed to mingle freely. When town officials in Birmingham, Alabama, and Memphis, Tennessee, refused to allow blacks and whites to see the exhibits at the same time, the Freedom Train skipped the planned visits, amid significant controversy.

# ? Jan 29, 2016 17:26

redbackground: Sep 24, 2007; BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!; Grimey Drawer

goatface posted:

the Freedom Train skipped the planned visits

Awesome.

Freedom Train, character rediscovery of 2016!

# ? Jan 29, 2016 17:39

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

goatface posted:

Freedom Train was pretty free

That's loving boss.

# ? Jan 29, 2016 17:41

dordreff: Jul 16, 2013

WickedHate posted:

Old comic book ads are loving amazing.

did they use this same kid for all the old comic ads or just these two?

# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:47

Duke Igthorn: Oct 11, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Veotax posted:

I bet Bane cuts a mean promo.

Injustice: Year 5 #6

Instead of just taking off her disguise Harley puts a disguise over her disguise.

# ? Jan 30, 2016 00:25

GLOSS: Apr 10, 2005; PEARL GROWLS "TAKE OFF THAT SHIRT, STEVEN." I COMPLY, REVEALING THE FULL LENGTH SHIRT TATTOO. PEARL RETREATS INTO HER GEM, DEFEATED.

Duke Igthorn posted:

Instead of just taking off her disguise Harley puts a disguise over her disguise.

I like to think she saw this and figured "Hey, worked for him!"

# ? Jan 30, 2016 01:30

ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

Duke Igthorn posted:

Instead of just taking off her disguise Harley puts a disguise over her disguise.

Modern Harley has bleached Joker skin.

# ? Jan 30, 2016 01:31

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

ImpAtom posted:

Modern Harley has bleached Joker skin.

Injustice Harley doesn't. Only her face is white.

# ? Jan 30, 2016 01:37

Keeshhound: Jan 14, 2010; Mad Duck Swagger

Duke Igthorn posted:

Instead of just taking off her disguise Harley puts a disguise over her disguise.

Oh don't even pretend it's not what you'd expect from her.

# ? Jan 30, 2016 01:59

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

ImpAtom posted:

Modern Harley has bleached Joker skin.

Doesn't she put on makeup for her day job, though? (I think she still practices as Dr Quinzel?)

# ? Jan 30, 2016 02:59

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

Gaz-L posted:

Doesn't she put on makeup for her day job, though? (I think she still practices as Dr Quinzel?)

In the current run, yeah she puts on full-body concealer and a blonde wig for her job at the ~~nursing home~~ retirement community.

# ? Jan 30, 2016 03:09

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Angela Queen of Hel #4

# ? Jan 30, 2016 03:10

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jan 30, 2016 08:07

Gavok: Oct 10, 2005; Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?

Say Nothing posted:

That writer could have said "Stella was a fella" but dropped the ball instead.

# ? Jan 30, 2016 15:49

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Gavok posted:

That writer could have said "Stella was a fella" but dropped the ball instead.

http://webm.land/media/DOOT.webm

# ? Jan 30, 2016 17:40

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Ensign_Ricky posted:

In the current run, yeah she puts on full-body concealer and a blonde wig for her job at the ~~nursing home~~ retirement community.

Why does she need full body concealer? Isn't that uh...what clothes are for?

# ? Jan 31, 2016 00:33

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Choco1980 posted:

Why does she need full body concealer? Isn't that uh...what clothes are for?

It's Harley Quinn - the clothes will be coming off at some point.

Edit: Hey!
VVVVVVVVV

# ? Jan 31, 2016 01:05

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Choco1980 posted:

Why does she need full body concealer? Isn't that uh...what clothes are for?

She works in comic-book-world insane asylum, so there's like a 90% chance her clothes will be ripped off on any given day.

# ? Jan 31, 2016 01:05

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

No, she works in a retirement home. But I did check back, and I was mistaken, she just uses concealer on the major parts; face, arms, legs, and some of her cleavage.

Earlier in the issue she considers a spray tan, but figures with her normal complexion, she'd come out worse than Snooki.
Oh, and that's Harley Quinn #4

# ? Jan 31, 2016 08:54

Anil Dikshit: Apr 11, 2007

While this is 616 Punisher doing the deed, I like to think newspaper spidey world's Punisher thinks Spidey is the one causing the world to stutter every three panels and is trying to stop his evil schemes.

Edit: punisher war journal 1, civil war tie in.

# ? Jan 31, 2016 13:56

Kal909: Oct 21, 2010

whoops, misclicked

# ? Jan 31, 2016 15:03

a kitten: Aug 5, 2006

# ? Jan 31, 2016 21:09

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

The Punisher is kind of like an urban legend to criminals.

# ? Feb 1, 2016 07:40

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

You'd think all the photos and footage of his very public murders would change that.

# ? Feb 1, 2016 08:55

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Say Nothing posted:

The Punisher is kind of like an urban legend to criminals.

Joan the Mouse really made me sad most of the time; I felt terrible for her. (And Frank probably seemed like he was that big to her.)

Spacker Dave was fun, though.

prefect fucked around with this message at 12:52 on Feb 1, 2016

# ? Feb 1, 2016 12:50

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

drat shame about Dave. :smith:

# ? Feb 1, 2016 13:18

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Lurdiak posted:

You'd think all the photos and footage of his very public murders would change that.

DC insisted Batman was considered an urban legend until like 2004, despite having given press conferences.

# ? Feb 1, 2016 14:57

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Don't listen to DC, he'll say anything for attention.

# ? Feb 1, 2016 16:01

Doc Hawkins: Jun 15, 2010; Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

Lurdiak posted:

You'd think all the photos and footage of his very public murders would change that.

IIRC the scene is very early on in Welcome Back, Frank; wasn't he gone/dead/an angel for a few years?

E: although I can't remember if it's before or after the issue-opening full-page spread of cops rounding up dozens of bodies and one of them screaming at Soap "'Am I sure it was the Punisher?" Is that supposed to be a loving joke?!" So who can say.

Doc Hawkins fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Feb 1, 2016

# ? Feb 1, 2016 16:40

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Doc Hawkins posted:

IIRC the scene is very early on in Welcome Back, Frank; wasn't he gone/dead/an angel for a few years?

E: although I can't remember if it's before or after the issue-opening full-page spread of cops rounding up dozens of bodies and one of them screaming at Soap "'Am I sure it was the Punisher?" Is that supposed to be a loving joke?!" So who can say.

Frank definitely wanted them to know it was him.

# ? Feb 1, 2016 16:46

Cangelosi: Nov 17, 2004; "It's cute," he said to himself warily, "but it's not normal."

Punisher.

Nuff Said.

# ? Feb 1, 2016 21:00

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Malachite_Dragon posted:

drat shame about Dave.

I remember he got all his piercings ripped out, but he was still pretty upbeat from what I recall. He didn't later die, did he? :ohdear:

# ? Feb 1, 2016 21:14

Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

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Cangelosi posted:

Punisher.

Nuff Said.

PUNISHER MAX: BAD TOUCH

a garth ennis joint

# ? Feb 1, 2016 21:20

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# ? May 9, 2024 17:07

Cangelosi: Nov 17, 2004; "It's cute," he said to himself warily, "but it's not normal."

Who What Now posted:

I remember he got all his piercings ripped out, but he was still pretty upbeat from what I recall. He didn't later die, did he?

No, but he later got flattened by a very pissed-off Hulk.

# ? Feb 1, 2016 21:36

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