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Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Dely Apple posted:

How can you satisfy any of these nutters who believe in false flags and crisis actors and whatever twisted fantasies

a bullet usually stops their complaining

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A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Dely Apple posted:

How can you satisfy any of these nutters who believe in false flags and crisis actors and whatever twisted fantasies

2 to the back of the head.

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
https://twitter.com/HGTomato/status/693159599382380545


Quick to turn on themselves arent they

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

etalian posted:

Finicum was killed because he didn't have his tarp.

It's like King Arthur losing Excalibur.

Or Samson's hair.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

fuckin Pete

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

waitwhatno posted:

trump will pardon them, you'll see

Trump says a bunch of poo poo, doesn't mean it will actually happen.

When it first happened, he had already said if he was president, it would have been over by day one by arresting all these fuckers. But then, a bunch of his supporters were boosters of the Bundys. So, I could he believe he says one thing to appeal to his base, but already knowing he's not going to follow through on it.


I'm surprised with haven't heard Jon Ritzwhatever was an informant, given the unusual circumstances of his arrest. Santilli at least had someone videotaping his arrest to let other know he wasn't complying.

Young Freud has issued a correction as of 22:06 on Jan 29, 2016

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
https://twitter.com/kennyjacobs/status/693176793419780098

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

Dely Apple posted:

How can you satisfy any of these nutters who believe in false flags and crisis actors and whatever twisted fantasies

You can't ever and you shouldn't even try. There's Sandy Hook truthers who believe that whole school shooting was a false flag operation and go after the parents of toddlers who got murdered there calling them liars. gently caress them.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Dely Apple posted:

How can you satisfy any of these nutters who believe in false flags and crisis actors and whatever twisted fantasies

Relentlessly laugh at and mock them until they're too embarrassed to publicly state any of their dumb opinions. Same tactic I use for furries, weeaboos, and religious republicans.

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

:golfclap:

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
https://twitter.com/petvillka1992/status/693090691761594368

https://twitter.com/petvillka1992/status/693091290909528064

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

InterFaced posted:

Relentlessly laugh at and mock them until they're too embarrassed to publicly state any of their dumb opinions. Same tactic I use for furries, weeaboos, and religious republicans.

What we and the other dens of hell on the net are doing to them and their internet homes right now is the proper tactic.

Tarp jokes and dildos.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

InterFaced posted:

Won't someone think of all the poor, unfortunate un-hosed dildos in this patriotic standoff?

The true tragedy here is not that crazy one man militia had his foster kids taken away but that all those orphaned dildos.

The state should find a home for each of them

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014



lol

Soylent Yellow
Nov 5, 2010

yospos

Raku posted:

they have rolls of toilet paper right by the fire

that's not a good sign, but then if I was as dumb and cowardly as them I'd be scared of going off by myself to poop too

Probably keeping them close in case of sugar-free haribo related emergencies.

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

VikingSkull posted:

What we and the other dens of hell on the net are doing to them and their internet homes right now is the proper tactic.

Tarp jokes and dildos.

How did the dildo speculations take off, anyway? I went away for a while and when I came back, the dildos had become the main subject, pushing tarp and Doobie into the background. What happened?

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug

Ibogaine posted:

How did the dildo speculations take off, anyway? I went away for a while and when I came back, the dildos had become the main subject, pushing tarp and Doobie into the background. What happened?

People sent dildos instead of snacks

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Ibogaine posted:

How did the dildo speculations take off, anyway? I went away for a while and when I came back, the dildos had become the main subject, pushing tarp and Doobie into the background. What happened?

It's just a revolving part of the joke arsenal. A few weeks ago, they posted videos asking for supplies when there was a huge number of people there.

The internet responded with cases of dildos.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Ibogaine posted:

How did the dildo speculations take off, anyway? I went away for a while and when I came back, the dildos had become the main subject, pushing tarp and Doobie into the background. What happened?

patriots asked for snacks and supplies. The internet sent them dildos and a 55 gallon drum of lube.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

It was actually Lavoy.

Think about it.
What was he doing under the tarp? Sending messages to the Feds. IN FULL VIEW OF EVERYONE ELSE.
And they faked his death so he can get out.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
like I said earlier in this thread, if you're in the future and reading this in the archives, first hello from 2016 and also these aren't joke shitposts, we are reporting facts as they happened with a straight face

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
It must really suck to be a white terrorist and know this is your best action in decades, meanwhile them Ay Rabs are blowin poo poo up and choppin off heads once a week

Captain Hotbutt
Aug 18, 2014
Why this specific Bird Sanctuary? I never really figured out why Oregon was picked in the first place. Was the land that those two dickheads burnt up part of the sanctuary? It boggles the mind.

Oregon is really far from Obama most of the time I guess? :shrug:

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Captain Hotbutt posted:

Why this specific Bird Sanctuary? I never really figured out why Oregon was picked in the first place. Was the land that those two dickheads burnt up part of the sanctuary? It boggles the mind.

Oregon is really far from Obama most of the time I guess? :shrug:

When they realized no one at that ranch or town wanted them, they literally looked for the closest Federal facility they could take.

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


So I guess we do have FEMA camps for these truthers, called mental institutions, they should go be in them.

https://twitter.com/CRobertBuchanan/status/692448620122148865

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
"Nobody's there on Saturday, it'll be easy"

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Flesh Forge posted:

"Nobody's there on Saturday, it'll be easy"

Yes, literally this.

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

VikingSkull posted:

It's just a revolving part of the joke arsenal. A few weeks ago, they posted videos asking for supplies when there was a huge number of people there.

The internet responded with cases of dildos.

This is even more awesome than I could have hoped for.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Raku posted:

they have rolls of toilet paper right by the fire

that's not a good sign, but then if I was as dumb and cowardly as them I'd be scared of going off by myself to poop too
At least they finally have a good use for the trench.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Walmartyr leaves a touching message to his family

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
https://twitter.com/JohnLGC/status/693172368999448577

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
When those poor wildlife refuge employees go back to work they're gonna have so much cleanup to do the place is going to have to stay shut for ages. And they'll keep getting dildos in the mailbox for weeks to come.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
For some reason they seem to have this thing where they think State Troopers are the Good Cops and will somehow be on their side against the nasty fed G-Men

quote:

CALL TO ACTION

Calling on any and all Americans to come to Burns, Oregon to come to the aid of the American people standing against these violent, malicious and deceitful tactics. Come stand together with other Americans, and express our Constitutional right to PEACEFULLY assemble and air our grievances.

This operation will demand the following:

- Immediate detention by Oregon State Police of the FBI special agent in charge along with all agents and LEO involved in the shooting death of Lavoy Finicum. A first hand eyewitness account presents reasonable cause for arrest while the investigation takes place.

...

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
:siren:LIVESTREAM OF PROTEST IN BURNS:siren:

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Captain Hotbutt posted:

Why this specific Bird Sanctuary? I never really figured out why Oregon was picked in the first place. Was the land that those two dickheads burnt up part of the sanctuary? It boggles the mind.

Oregon is really far from Obama most of the time I guess? :shrug:
It was empty because of winter and renovations. That's also why the feds don't give a gently caress what they do up there.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Bundy has this weird logic that the states are all sovereign from the Union and in that paradigm he personally gets a lot of free poo poo :shrug:

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....



Someone needs to contact these people and offer to come if promised first choice of the dildos once the FBI is peacefully escorted away by armed militiamen.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
The rescue attempt will look like a mad max war party screaming across the desert. Except every vehicle is a rascal scooter.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Is that you hahaha

Man I wanted to ask if I could have the cat

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Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Alan Smithee posted:

Is that you hahaha

Man I wanted to ask if I could have the cat

lol I wish I was that clever

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