Pastry of the Year posted:

e: dooby plz don't delete your tweets, this is a safe space, just come clean

diabeetz posted:

$750 for chorizo or any oversized sausages.

Berious posted:

Please be real.

I had a look at Doobies twitter and the thing that stood out was loads of spam for lovely phone games and other random crap while he was still trying to sell Wings!!!

bollig posted:

Hey sorry goons payed for your dream restaurant Doobie.

This has taken a sinister turn.

EL BROMANCE posted:

I'm sure I clicked his feed between that tweet being 'made' and it being posted and I didn't see it, so I'm pretty dubious. As beautiful as it would've been.

Last Buffalo posted:

Can someone remind me where the "this is a lawyer" joke came from?

tomstuart posted:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/657642328/doobies-dog-house/comments?cursor=5268353#comment-5268352

tomstuart posted:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/657642328/doobies-dog-house/comments?cursor=5268353#comment-5268352

EL BROMANCE posted:

Kickstarter comments go in reverse order, so everyone's been doing it wrong all these years.

EL BROMANCE posted:

Kickstarter comments go in reverse order, so everyone's been doing it wrong all these years.

simplefish posted:

Weirdo queer frogger,
Y'all're penny's on the dollar
Reform, Alabama holler!
Black lady hackers attackin the dog shack,
That shits whack, these dogs bite back!
Each and every frogger backer
Walking round calling me a cracker,
Talking smack bout my girl tasha,
Gonna StartKickin and smash ya!

Something awful online, on there y'all lied somethin awful - sayin I din't keep my side?
Frogger come a calling and we will ride,
load up my pistol, and my truck, roll tide
Don' make out like you know what we're all about
We're ridin' southern style, if you don't like it GET OUT
I'm not racist just proud of mah heritage
Unlike the fags tryna subvert straight marriage
If it ain't wrong your boss won't mind,
But it's clear sin if you expect him to hate your kind.

Forget your vendetta against the vent hood
Invented stories all up to no good,
Spewing spurious liable, ok, well now that you vented
Go back home to your monkey daddy in your bent hood
Stalking me from out your basement
Move out and learn what its like to pay rent
Pack your poo poo, say goodbye to your single parent
It dont matter where you go, its the funeral shack once you're spent

Cancel Christmas, youre on the naughy list
Slawdawgs so good you dont drserve this
Jobless nerds of the internet
Work hard, self start, see you get what you get
Go and cry to socialism
For your failures as a human being
Frogger lookin green, I see your envy,
Build your own business, stop relying on charity
You're jealous that Obummer won't ever let you be
The bossman, the businessman,
Doob-i-E

For more than one hour, almost every day
Open shop, workin hard, the American way.
Drive yall away, you know where you stand
no frogdog, no concessions Y'all leave empty handed
Sure wouldn't want to be them gay frogs
Up against these Doobie's hotdogs.

a starwar betamax posted:

I swear....the next clown that posts waaaacky song lyrics I'm gonna drive to your house and let's just say that what I do with you will deserve the underline and multiple exclamation points they'll put in the headline. ......

a starwar betamax posted:

I swear....the next clown that posts waaaacky song lyrics I'm gonna drive to your house and let's just say that what I do with you will deserve the underline and multiple exclamation points they'll put in the headline. ......

tomstuart posted:

song lyrics are bad...lol



this is a lawyer

stop the lyrics

Pastry of the Year posted:

simplefish posted:

Weirdo queer frogger,
Y'all're penny's on the dollar
Reform, Alabama holler!
Black lady hackers attackin the dog shack,
That shits whack, these dogs bite back!
Each and every frogger backer
Walking round calling me a cracker,
Talking smack bout my girl tasha,
Gonna StartKickin and smash ya!

Something awful online, on there y'all lied somethin awful - sayin I din't keep my side?
Frogger come a calling and we will ride,
load up my pistol, and my truck, roll tide
Don' make out like you know what we're all about
We're ridin' southern style, if you don't like it GET OUT
I'm not racist just proud of mah heritage
Unlike the fags tryna subvert straight marriage
If it ain't wrong your boss won't mind,
But it's clear sin if you expect him to hate your kind.

Forget your vendetta against the vent hood
Invented stories all up to no good,
Spewing spurious liable, ok, well now that you vented
Go back home to your monkey daddy in your bent hood
Stalking me from out your basement
Move out and learn what its like to pay rent
Pack your poo poo, say goodbye to your single parent
It dont matter where you go, its the funeral shack once you're spent

Cancel Christmas, youre on the naughy list
Slawdawgs so good you dont drserve this
Jobless nerds of the internet
Work hard, self start, see you get what you get
Go and cry to socialism
For your failures as a human being
Frogger lookin green, I see your envy,
Build your own business, stop relying on charity
You're jealous that Obummer won't ever let you be
The bossman, the businessman,
Doob-i-E

For more than one hour, almost every day
Open shop, workin hard, the American way.
Drive yall away, you know where you stand
no frogdog, no concessions Y'all leave empty handed
Sure wouldn't want to be them gay frogs
Up against these Doobie's hotdogs.

Chill la Chill posted:

32MB OF ESRAM posted:

well everyone seems to agreee this is a slimy loose turd of a post, but i enjoyed most of these rhymes. some were a little weak, but the majority were acceptable and i imagined myself saying this stuff to all the posters itt like a concert and they enjoyed it

null posted:

I want to see a list of the search terms Doobie is using to find this stuff, wtf is with that Youtube video, I think he is losing it. Wish he was posting on Facebook so we could see random townspeople react to his slide into madness.


Looks like that frog ate a bad dog. Hope it wasn't a frog dog (cannibalism?).

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

His wife seems to have deleted her twitter account. No more jones-crusher photos.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

His wife seems to have deleted her twitter account. No more jones-crusher photos.

simplefish posted:

Weirdo queer frogger,
Y'all're penny's on the dollar
Reform, Alabama holler!
Black lady hackers attackin the dog shack,
That shits whack, these dogs bite back!
Each and every frogger backer
Walking round calling me a cracker,
Talking smack bout my girl tasha,
Gonna StartKickin and smash ya!

Something awful online, on there y'all lied somethin awful - sayin I din't keep my side?
Frogger come a calling and we will ride,
load up my pistol, and my truck, roll tide
Don' make out like you know what we're all about
We're ridin' southern style, if you don't like it GET OUT
I'm not racist just proud of mah heritage
Unlike the fags tryna subvert straight marriage
If it ain't wrong your boss won't mind,
But it's clear sin if you expect him to hate your kind.

Forget your vendetta against the vent hood
Invented stories all up to no good,
Spewing spurious liable, ok, well now that you vented
Go back home to your monkey daddy in your bent hood
Stalking me from out your basement
Move out and learn what its like to pay rent
Pack your poo poo, say goodbye to your single parent
It dont matter where you go, its the funeral shack once you're spent

Cancel Christmas, youre on the naughy list
Slawdawgs so good you dont drserve this
Jobless nerds of the internet
Work hard, self start, see you get what you get
Go and cry to socialism
For your failures as a human being
Frogger lookin green, I see your envy,
Build your own business, stop relying on charity
You're jealous that Obummer won't ever let you be
The bossman, the businessman,
Doob-i-E

For more than one hour, almost every day
Open shop, workin hard, the American way.
Drive yall away, you know where you stand
no frogdog, no concessions Y'all leave empty handed
Sure wouldn't want to be them gay frogs
Up against these Doobie's hotdogs.

Chinatown posted:

so what happens now