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Foul Fowl: Sep 12, 2008; Uuuuh! Seek ye me?

Agent Tough Juice posted:

Jesus Christ.

A soccer kick to the back of the head/neck of a KO'd opponent is the kind of thing that seems like it might lead to paralysis

i was about to say. someone's gonna die in one fc.

# ? Jan 24, 2016 11:12

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# ? May 8, 2024 05:25

Bushmeister: Nov 27, 2007; Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

Foul Fowl posted:

i was about to say. someone's gonna die in one fc.

someone already did, or was that :thejoke:

http://www.bjpenn.com/mmanews/one-fc-fighter-dies-after-weight-cut/

# ? Jan 24, 2016 11:42

kimbo305: Jun 9, 2007; actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Triticum Guzzler posted:

question: do you believe this is the logo for a chinese mma promotion or is it simply an 80's cartoon

Finally, a promotion that heads off the complaint, "I've taken shits more entertaining than that."

# ? Jan 24, 2016 18:35

Boco_T: Mar 12, 2003; la calaca tilica y flaca

Review of World Series of Fighting from last night:

Willis-Foxworth unwatchable but in round 3 Willis had a cut on his nose that dumped four to six gallons into THE DECAGON

Bryce Mitchell is a pretty good prospect, 5-0 5 first round submissions (4 RNC 1 armbar). But he seems to have a vaguely racist nickname considering he is the whitest country boy alive and awful commentator Joey Varner asked why his nickname was "Thug Nasty" and he was like "you ain't seen me in the street, I'm straight thug" while they're cutting to like 30 white people in the crowd wearing "thug nasty" shirts.

Shamil Gamzatov seems very good, I always want to watch the Dagestan fighters and he's 9-0 now, although I guess looking at Sherdog that was also his first fight in 15 months and it seems like his first fight outside of Russia.

Luis Firmino vs. Carlos Fedor was very bad, Buscape spent the entire fight trying to make sure that no MMA actions were performed by either fighter.

# ? Jan 24, 2016 19:14

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

the only image i will ever remember of buscape is kawajiri aggressively cleaning the soles of his feet on buscape's head

# ? Jan 24, 2016 19:18

Droopy Goines: Aug 2, 2003; Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.

Shogun had the greatest stomps and soccer kicks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABxZjfDIMNo

# ? Jan 24, 2016 20:20

kimbo305: Jun 9, 2007; actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Yikes, I forgot that Gono fought Shogun. Pride does die, I guess.

# ? Jan 25, 2016 03:05

handsome only face: Apr 22, 2010; Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh9qbDwgtU8

# ? Jan 25, 2016 18:19

CRISPYBABY: Dec 15, 2007; by Reene

Triticum Guzzler posted:

question: do you believe this is the logo for a chinese mma promotion or is it simply an 80's cartoon

The blatant copyright violation immediately points to China. I could see Chinese 80's cartoon tho.

# ? Jan 25, 2016 19:17

Ditch: Jul 29, 2003; Backdrop Hunger

Droopy Goines posted:

Shogun had the greatest stomps and soccer kicks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABxZjfDIMNo

I think that if PRIDE was run by people who were virulently racist against the Japanese, there would have been no difference whatsoever.

# ? Jan 25, 2016 19:48

DumbWhiteGuy: Jul 4, 2007; You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

acai moonsault posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh9qbDwgtU8

Probably the most hosed up ear I've ever seen

# ? Jan 25, 2016 23:07

Lord Waffle Beard: Dec 7, 2013

Trick Daddy on kimbo vs dada5000

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?st...ale2=en_US&_rdr

# ? Jan 27, 2016 07:10

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

http://houston.cbslocal.com/2016/01...s-the-radicals/

I'm a Trump guy. I-I wasn't in the beginning, of course I'm Metsican, um and he says we's gonna take all the Metsicans out of United States, uh, well good luck on that one 'cause we-they'll find a way get back here anyways, um, but you know in the long run I think he wants to bring money back to our country, and bringing money back to our country and being the debt that we are, I think he has an opportunity to do that.

Yeah well, I mean, you-you-you, I mean you really gotta think about it's just not Metsicans that we have to worry about, you know, it's the Muslims it's it's it's the radicals that come in that have an opportunity to come in from that way to our country and do the things of terrorism that's just uh, i-it-it's it's hindering our country, we shouldn't be afraid to walk around and look over our shoulders

# ? Jan 29, 2016 22:55

1st AD: Dec 3, 2004; Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

http://houston.cbslocal.com/2016/01...s-the-radicals/

I'm a Trump guy. I-I wasn't in the beginning, of course I'm Metsican, um and he says we's gonna take all the Metsicans out of United States, uh, well good luck on that one 'cause we-they'll find a way get back here anyways, um, but you know in the long run I think he wants to bring money back to our country, and bringing money back to our country and being the debt that we are, I think he has an opportunity to do that.

Yeah well, I mean, you-you-you, I mean you really gotta think about it's just not Metsicans that we have to worry about, you know, it's the Muslims it's it's it's the radicals that come in that have an opportunity to come in from that way to our country and do the things of terrorism that's just uh, i-it-it's it's hindering our country, we shouldn't be afraid to walk around and look over our shoulders

# ? Jan 29, 2016 23:00

manyak: Jan 26, 2006

Triticum Guzzler posted:

http://houston.cbslocal.com/2016/01...s-the-radicals/

I'm a Trump guy. I-I wasn't in the beginning, of course I'm Metsican, um and he says we's gonna take all the Metsicans out of United States, uh, well good luck on that one 'cause we-they'll find a way get back here anyways, um, but you know in the long run I think he wants to bring money back to our country, and bringing money back to our country and being the debt that we are, I think he has an opportunity to do that.

Yeah well, I mean, you-you-you, I mean you really gotta think about it's just not Metsicans that we have to worry about, you know, it's the Muslims it's it's it's the radicals that come in that have an opportunity to come in from that way to our country and do the things of terrorism that's just uh, i-it-it's it's hindering our country, we shouldn't be afraid to walk around and look over our shoulders

Lmao

# ? Jan 29, 2016 23:52

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Tito can't look over his shoulder because his head is too big

# ? Jan 29, 2016 23:57

Marching Powder: Mar 8, 2008; stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

i think tito ortiz might be a loving idiot

# ? Jan 30, 2016 00:01

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

bellator needs to pick up the slack on the fight for the troops cards so tito can stand against the things of terrorism

# ? Jan 30, 2016 00:03

Shirkelton: Apr 6, 2009; I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Tito, are you a Metsican or a Metsican't?

# ? Jan 30, 2016 00:21

Belle Isle Tech: Aug 28, 2009

It�s the radicals, that come in that have the opportunity to come in from [Mexico] to our country and do the thing with terrorism :ortiz:

# ? Jan 30, 2016 00:34

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Triticum Guzzler posted:

http://houston.cbslocal.com/2016/01...s-the-radicals/

I'm a Trump guy. I-I wasn't in the beginning, of course I'm Metsican, um and he says we's gonna take all the Metsicans out of United States, uh, well good luck on that one 'cause we-they'll find a way get back here anyways, um, but you know in the long run I think he wants to bring money back to our country, and bringing money back to our country and being the debt that we are, I think he has an opportunity to do that.

Yeah well, I mean, you-you-you, I mean you really gotta think about it's just not Metsicans that we have to worry about, you know, it's the Muslims it's it's it's the radicals that come in that have an opportunity to come in from that way to our country and do the things of terrorism that's just uh, i-it-it's it's hindering our country, we shouldn't be afraid to walk around and look over our shoulders

https://vine.co/v/i51tLEMg7nF

https://vine.co/v/i51FmrrxpDv

https://vine.co/v/i51F5haex0b

https://vine.co/v/i51FwKLZ7FX

# ? Jan 30, 2016 01:57

afatwhiteloaf: Oct 19, 2012

I think the announcers on the Bellator prelims show just teased that there's gonna be some pro-wrestling poo poo going on between Daley and Koscheck after Semtex kills some bum tonight. Stay tuned

# ? Jan 30, 2016 02:10

Biodome: Nov 21, 2006; Gerry

Triticum Guzzler posted:

http://houston.cbslocal.com/2016/01...s-the-radicals/

I'm a Trump guy. I-I wasn't in the beginning, of course I'm Metsican, um and he says we's gonna take all the Metsicans out of United States, uh, well good luck on that one 'cause we-they'll find a way get back here anyways, um, but you know in the long run I think he wants to bring money back to our country, and bringing money back to our country and being the debt that we are, I think he has an opportunity to do that.

Yeah well, I mean, you-you-you, I mean you really gotta think about it's just not Metsicans that we have to worry about, you know, it's the Muslims it's it's it's the radicals that come in that have an opportunity to come in from that way to our country and do the things of terrorism that's just uh, i-it-it's it's hindering our country, we shouldn't be afraid to walk around and look over our shoulders

This is somehow harder to transcribe than the Dan Quinn videos I used to annotate back in the day, good job, Tito.

# ? Jan 30, 2016 02:46

Lord Waffle Beard: Dec 7, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NPDEAhyacA&t=157s

# ? Jan 30, 2016 02:52

Lord Waffle Beard: Dec 7, 2013

https://twitter.com/GrabakaHitman/status/693253214020505600

# ? Jan 30, 2016 03:17

Lord Waffle Beard: Dec 7, 2013

https://twitter.com/ZProphet_MMA/status/693263423434391553

# ? Jan 30, 2016 03:45

Marching Powder: Mar 8, 2008; stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

https://twitter.com/ZProphet_MMA/status/693263423434391553

gently caress he knocked him out so hard and effortlessly he could barely work up the enthusiasm to celebrate.

# ? Jan 30, 2016 03:52

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

https://twitter.com/ZProphet_MMA/status/693263423434391553

That should be put into the striking textbook under "why to not lead with a poo poo kick"

# ? Jan 30, 2016 03:54

double negative: Jul 7, 2003

CommonShore posted:

That should be put into the striking textbook under "why to not lead with a poo poo kick"

Not only a poo poo kick but a poo poo kick into a looping right overhand just to make sure he could be murdered with maximum convenience

# ? Jan 30, 2016 03:58

afatwhiteloaf: Oct 19, 2012

double negative posted:

Not only a poo poo kick but a poo poo kick into a looping right overhand just to make sure he could be murdered with maximum convenience

it looked like he was going for the Dan Henderson special but forgot you're supposed to low kick with the left leg.

# ? Jan 30, 2016 04:06

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Dudes are fighting in a goddamn square cage right now on Fight Pass.

# ? Jan 30, 2016 04:47

Captain Log: Oct 2, 2006; Captain Log posted:
"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

https://twitter.com/GrabakaHitman/status/693253214020505600

Yellow and black trunks fights like how I stand when I gotta poo poo something fierce.

# ? Jan 30, 2016 04:47

Tezcatlipoca: Sep 18, 2009

Paul Daley just slept another no name fighter.

# ? Jan 30, 2016 04:54

afatwhiteloaf: Oct 19, 2012

Le Saboteur posted:

Dudes are fighting in a goddamn square cage right now on Fight Pass.

The announcer has called a sloppy kick "capoeira-esque" and a missed elbow "kayfabe-esque"

edit: also it's a rectangle, and this dude just called out Sean Shelby to sign him

afatwhiteloaf fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Jan 30, 2016

# ? Jan 30, 2016 05:06

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

There is a super chubbed out lightweight in this fight named Kenn Glenn who came in 7 pounds overweight.

# ? Jan 30, 2016 05:16

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

dead

# ? Jan 30, 2016 05:22

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

Villeforge just flying knee KOed Simon Phoenix

# ? Jan 30, 2016 05:22

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

fatherdog posted:

Villeforge just flying knee KOed Simon Phoenix

I named him Melvin Pendergrast

# ? Jan 30, 2016 05:22

The Kins: Oct 2, 2004

That was a loving awesome knee.

# ? Jan 30, 2016 05:23

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# ? May 8, 2024 05:25

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Chubbed and clubed.

# ? Jan 30, 2016 05:23

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Captain Log posted: