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Life Jackets Issued To All Americans For Some Reason An old classic. Maybe I am the only one who finds this hilarious, but the punch-line gets me every time. I want to read a book set in the implied future setting of this article.
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Woman Probably Just Made Up Rape Story In Order To Get Threatening Emails
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  Also, The Onion once again uncannily predicts the future (from 2012): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjonGtrCyVE
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Man the Twitter responses on that article from MRAs have more than justified its existence, holy poo poo. Disney World Opens New Ordeal Kingdom For Family Meltdowns So many highlights... The Onion posted:We provide the rides, games, and entertainment, and you do the rest—whether you opt to loudly belittle your spouse on the teacups ride or wait until you’re in your hotel room later that night to call your 8-year-old son an ungrateful little poo poo, Ordeal Kingdom is perfect for families of all kinds. Who knows? Maybe your family will have that special Disney shouting match as soon as you enter the park, right after you shell out 75 bucks for your daughter’s ticket only to have her scream right in your face that she hates you. July 29, 2014: You Asked For It And You Got It! Hulu Is Bringing Back Circuit City 18 months later... Robert Denby has a new favorite as of 03:24 on Jan 29, 2016 |
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Dazed Marco Rubio Wakes Up In Koch Compound To Find Cold Metal Device Installed Behind Earquote:As Rubio sat up slowly on a steel cot—the room otherwise empty except for a large Koch Industries logo emblazoned on one wall—sources said he was startled to hear a soothing voice reverberating inside his aching skull, evidently emanating from the smooth metal disk that he gingerly touched while panic began to well in his chest.
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20 Insanely Mind-Blowing Facts About Coffee Bruce!
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Lmao that's Danish PM Lars "Hitler" Løkke.
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I like his dog. Also danishes.
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Aramek posted:I like his dog. Also danishes. he trains his dog to bite colored people (his words).
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Dazed Marco Rubio Wakes Up In Koch Compound To Find Cold Metal Device Installed Behind Ear All their Koch stuff is just dead on. Dr_Amazing has a new favorite as of 06:23 on Jan 30, 2016 |
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Doctor Just Uses Same Ultrasound Picture For Every Baby
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We Asked 22 Park Rangers The Most Creative Way They Ever Used A Snake And They Weren’t Allowed To Say ‘Whip’
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The Cast Of Groundhog Day: Where Are They Now That Every Day Is A Listless, Repetitive Slog?
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ultrafilter posted:The Cast Of Groundhog Day: Where Are They Now That Every Day Is A Listless, Repetitive Slog? He died last year, so that's one way out. 
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Another story from today in the same vein: Financial Advisor Recommends Keeping One Bullet In Chamber Just In Case
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John Kasich Promises to Reunite Pink Floyd If Elected President
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Christie Describes ISIS As Grave, Towering, Meaty Threat To U.S. While Staring At Diner Patron’s Corned Beef Sandwich
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You're George Lucas In 1975. Can You Create 'Star Wars'? Is there a way to invent it without also dying? I've died two ways to make art but I can't live and take the credit.
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The Power Of Community: When This Man’s Wife Died, His Neighbors Came Together To Make Sure He Knew
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Krinkle posted:You're George Lucas In 1975. Can You Create 'Star Wars'? Yes Murder Akira Kurosawa and hide his body. Watch out for Harrison Ford, though
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Hooooly crap this is amazing http://www.theonion.com/article/parallel-world-leaders-meet-washington-interdimens-52291
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Super Waffle posted:Hooooly crap this is amazing Jesus, that photo. 
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Mad Max Obama is my favorite.
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White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage really calmed down after winning.
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Aramek posted:Mad Max Obama is my favorite. The P.O.T.U.S. helmet is what really makes it.
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I'm pretty sure that Arabama is the best
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Don't forget the parrot wearing a tie.
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Man, Kelley's been on fire lately.
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Evil Mastermind posted:Man, Kelley's been on fire lately. Oh my god, it's him. This is incredible.
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Super Waffle posted:Hooooly crap this is amazing I really hope they make this one into a video.
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As someone living in New Hampshire this article loving killed me. They are so mean to Jeb Bush for some reason.
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Get Innocuous! posted:As someone living in New Hampshire this article loving killed me. They are so mean to Jeb Bush for some reason. ‘No One Will Push You Into Running For President,’ Jeb Bush Softly Whispers Before Tucking In Sleeping Grandson
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Evil Mastermind posted:Man, Kelley's been on fire lately. I love whenever the Kelly strips add something to his backstory.
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Muslims Need To Start Speaking Out Against Radical Islam, And If They’re Already Doing That, Nice
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Reposting the best Onion video ever: ONN Exclusive: One-On-One Interview With God https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo1IwmaUz90
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