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theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug

Lolie posted:

Blaine Cooper's rap sheet. He's a good boy.

Why are all sovereign citizens DUI felons?

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frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


Sorry mom

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Cowman posted:

I think the comparisons to Waco are loving hilarious because Waco was a bunch of child molesters and rapists hiding out from the government because they wanted to molest and gently caress underaged girls.

well it's apt in the sense that people excuse their actions with "but but da gubmint :qq:"

sluggo is mad
Jan 14, 2012

Buglord

theultimo posted:

Why are all sovereign citizens DUI felons?

turns out ho'made license plates get you pulled over alot

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Alan Smithee posted:

well it's apt in the sense that people excuse their actions with "but but da gubmint :qq:"

I mean the handling it was a huge fuckup on the fed's part but the people in the compound were still child rapists.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Cowman posted:

agent spotted


PSYOPS
Freedom!

Velkest
Mar 1, 2014

theultimo posted:

Why are all sovereign citizens DUI felons?

who but felons would want the law to not apply to themselves more?

no one

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Cowman posted:

I mean the handling it was a huge fuckup on the fed's part but the people in the compound were still child rapists.

And children. :smith:

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Best name so far : Dildo Ren https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwfQUftjZH4 stram up again, kinda

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





and unsurprisingly nothing's happened and nothing's going to happen. oh well :shrug:

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug

Cowman posted:

and unsurprisingly nothing's happened and nothing's going to happen. oh well :shrug:

COUNTER TERRORISTS WIN

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

i just realized i am also occupying federal land (seeing as how i am standing within the borders of my country)

im with ya, dave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Velkest posted:

who but felons would want the law to not apply to themselves more?

no one
Maybe one or two black guys who would prefer that laws apply to them instead of some rear end in a top hat cop just shooting them because reasons?

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

This song is by an anarchist band. :tinfoil:

Professor of Cats
Mar 22, 2009

Holy poo poo his song choice.

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
David, noted "tech guy", has such a terrible phone that the battery keeps dying

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Don't worry about linking the idiots live stream, Kevin is on top of it. Just go to his stream.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

lol, they have "intel"

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
:lol: politics again

Velkest
Mar 1, 2014

Lodin posted:

Maybe one or two black guys who would prefer that laws apply to them instead of some rear end in a top hat cop just shooting them because reasons?

yeah. what? sure.

huh? ok.

i guess living in the ghetto tipps you off to the fact that some inane legal babbling won't get you out of trouble. gotta be white and fairly well off to think that in the first place.

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug

Velkest posted:

yeah. what? sure.

huh? ok.

i guess living in the ghetto tipps you off to the fact that some inane legal babbling won't get you out of trouble. gotta be white and fairly well off to think that in the first place.

he was just babbling that THE WORLD IS CORRUPT HILLARY HILLARY HILLARY REFUGEES


So hes a racist idiot

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
It's funny despite Kev having plenty of ideas I disagree with I like a lot of you other folks have found him to be a pretty likable fella. He's def a flawed guy but seems to have his heart in the right place.

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
Haha jesus the NTA channel is playing Tubthumping (I Get Knocked Down) by Chumbawamba while going back and forth over tarp guy getting waxed.

edit: now he's doing it with White Christmas hahaha

Velkest
Mar 1, 2014
i get knocked down

i don't get up again

you are never gonna get me out of the tarp again

x2

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Day 23. No one has come for us. No patriots. No police. Nothing. I've been eating a steady diet of protein bars and granola for weeks. I shat in a hole and it looked like I filled a bbq pit with charcoal briquettes. The building smells like sweat, tarp canvas and silicone. I can't leave, because I'm the weapons specialist slash comm officer. Nothing left but to cycle my guns and wait to die. Intel says Hillary is still running for president.

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

The Butcher posted:

Haha jesus the NTA channel is playing Tubthumping (I Get Knocked Down) by Chumbawamba while going back and forth over tarp guy getting waxed.

edit: now he's doing it with White Christmas hahaha

Oddly appropriate considering they are a bunch of Anarchists.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
Will someone please fly a drone over the refuge and drop a power bank in for Kevin. The low battery tone is getting on my nerves.

Velkest
Mar 1, 2014
i repeat: next time, occupy a loving Apple store.

TVs Ian
Jun 1, 2000

Such graceful, delicate creatures.

Velkest posted:

yeah. what? sure.

huh? ok.

i guess living in the ghetto tipps you off to the fact that some inane legal babbling won't get you out of trouble. gotta be white and fairly well off to think that in the first place.

Nah, it's not only white guys.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Velkest posted:

i repeat: next time, occupy a loving Apple store.

It would be over in minutes if they did that. Wouldn't even need law enforcement. No-one comes between Apple fanbois and their products.

"We're outnumbered".

No poo poo Sherlock.

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
He compared himself to MLK lmao

Velkest
Mar 1, 2014

oh, i know. one judge even said "you know it's mostly white, racist guys that pull this poo poo?" to one of the defendants.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Airborne Viking posted:

Day 23. No one has come for us. No patriots. No police. Nothing. I've been eating a steady diet of protein bars and granola for weeks. I shat in a hole and it looked like I filled a bbq pit with charcoal briquettes. The building smells like sweat, tarp canvas and silicone. I can't leave, because I'm the weapons specialist slash comm officer. Nothing left but to cycle my guns and wait to die. Intel says Hillary is still running for president.
They don't have that many #snacks.

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
Man from this live poo poo I think the fat guy's wife actually wants out and is trying to subtly convince him to give up, but he really does seem to want to die and is probably going to drag her into it. This makes things less funny. :(

Fry is clearly an idiot with huge issues egging the other ones on. Don't give a poo poo about him.

Lafarg
Jul 23, 2012

WILL NO ONE GO IN THE TRAILER AND JUST RELAX?

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

The Butcher posted:

Man from this live poo poo I think the fat guy's wife actually wants out and is trying to subtly convince him to give up, but he really does seem to want to die and is probably going to drag her into it. This makes things less funny. :(

Fry is clearly an idiot with huge issues egging the other ones on. Don't give a poo poo about him.

She should make a break for it if that's the case. She could probably convince the feds that the reasons she stayed so long was to try and convince her husband give up and the tapes could be easily contextualized to support that and she could probably dodge most if not all the charges.

Lafarg
Jul 23, 2012

I need a good wordsmith to help me describe what these people smell like right now

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

The Butcher posted:

Man from this live poo poo I think the fat guy's wife actually wants out and is trying to subtly convince him to give up, but he really does seem to want to die and is probably going to drag her into it. This makes things less funny. :(



He was telling her to go yesterday and she wouldn't leave. He's the one there's a warrant for who's going to be arrested if/when he leaves.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

system protocol posted:

I need a good wordsmith to help me describe what these people smell like right now

cattle, same as they did when they showed up

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

They just fired a bunch of guns.

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