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Velkest
Mar 1, 2014

Velkest posted:

“In a gun fight, you need
to tarp your time in a hurry.”

~ Wyatt Tarp

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Airborne Viking posted:

"We're waiting for our miracle".

It's a miracle that they made it to adulthood.

edit: holy poo poo, this is the fat guy isn't it

something something religion is the last refuge of a desperate man

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
holy poo poo, omens. Like we're in Rome..

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
This is really depressing.

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





Why would a BIRD be at some place meant for BIRDS

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
bald eagles from jesus

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
gently caress tarp man this dude is my new favourite

i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord
I saw the moon, so... Jesus!

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
Waiting for a miracle. lol

They really think this clusterfuck is going to "wake America up".

"We're the shining star."

Like the circles that you find in the windmills of your mind

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
Holy crap this dude is legit insane.

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
Kev is one of my favorite streamers ever

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



i saw a bird at a bird sanctuary, IT'S A MIRACLE

Also he's talking about what he saw when he was super drunk and high

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
hahaha gently caress, I was about to go to bed but then this poo poo happened. I guess I'll stay longer. It's a sign from god.

cheesetriangles posted:

Why would a BIRD be at some place meant for BIRDS

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
fly like an eagle let my spirit carry me

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Lolie posted:

Talking about snipers again. Gotta love how they justify their own paranoid delusions with "we heard that..."

If they wanted to shoot you, they'd just storm the refuge you stupid morons. They don't need snipers to pick you off one by one. There are only 4 of you.

That and when the police or FBI pull something like this, where the number of perps is a known deal, they usually go with something like 6 or 8 operators to 1 perp. There's usually a shield guy leading the "stick", followed by a guy with a beanbag shotgun or taser, then a bunch of marksmen covering them, watching the corners and providing lethal support fire if needed. Then a sniper and spotter team covering everyone else. All that for one person, especially if they're looking to take them alive.

A raid on these four is something like a 30-40 man operation, with maybe more manpower for distractions and aerial support.

Young Freud has issued a correction as of 07:40 on Jan 30, 2016

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


I love this crazy stupid insane hick

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Epic High Five posted:

i saw a bird at a bird sanctuary, IT'S A MIRACLE

Also he's talking about what he saw when he was super drunk and high

one time i was really high and lying in my bed and jesus opened up the ceiling except it was gesus with a g because gesus is a g and that's my high jesus story

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Robo Reagan posted:

one time i was really high and lying in my bed and jesus opened up the ceiling except it was gesus with a g because gesus is a g and that's my high jesus story

turn that ceiling into a blood moon and you just quote this dude word for word

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



HAHAHA

HE THINKS THAT OBAMA'S THE REASON HE GOT hosed OUT OF HIS UNION JOB IN WISCONSIN, ALSO HIS WIFE WAS A TEACHER THERE

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





Epic High Five posted:

HAHAHA

HE THINKS THAT OBAMA'S THE REASON HE GOT hosed OUT OF HIS UNION JOB IN WISCONSIN, ALSO HIS WIFE WAS A TEACHER THERE

Obama the noted anti union man from Wisconsin.

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
Mainstream media is our problem!!!!!!!!

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
At this point the Feds don't really need to do anything but wait and let sleep deprivation and paranoia do the work.

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
https://www.twitter.com/Patztense/status/693277265673715712

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

there are a lot of bald eagles in the PNW. they arent that rare, especially out in the boonies or near bodies of water. he does not know this because hes an idiot doof from wisconsin.

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
These are totally FBI negotiators working on them. :tinfoil:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!
How messed up do you think the bathroom is right now?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

They all ratfucked one another.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Cygni posted:

there are a lot of bald eagles in the PNW. they arent that rare, especially out in the boonies or near bodies of water. he does not know this because hes an idiot doof from wisconsin.

there's a lot of bald eagles all over the northern US, we get a poo poo ton here in NY every spring when they come to mate

Velkest
Mar 1, 2014
"is a lawyer gonna get us out of there?"


ha no doofus

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Jumpingmanjim posted:

How messed up do you think the bathroom is right now?

These people take great pride in stomping mud into everything in my experience. They conflate walking into the mud and wheezing while poking a backhoe to be honest hard work, and an important part of that is making a mess of indoor. It's going to be a hell of a cleaning job

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

crowoutofcontext
Nov 12, 2006

but a bald blood moon eagle ????

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
edit: ^^^^ fuuuuuuuuuuch ^^^

Velkest posted:

"is a lawyer gonna get us out of there?"


ha no doofus
Barb really wants to get out. She keeps saying things like "either we leave or we die". She's so disappointed that no one ("patriots" nor police) have come to rescue her.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

added to the OP you beautiful bastard

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





Kev's music game is still awesome.

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.
Yea I don't think Bald Eagles are even endangered anymore.

Edit- yea those fuckers shot all the way back up to least concern lol

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
as soon as the vid went down the fed snipers on the truck roofs struck

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
They keep talking about "amnesty" loll

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
Cops would be doing the world a huge favour by taking Sean and Sandy's fetus out of the gene pool.

Young Freud posted:

That and when the police or FBI pull something like this, where the number of perps is a known deal, they usually go with something like 6 or 8 operators to 1 perp. There's usually a shield guy leading the "stick", followed by a guy with a beanbag shotgun or taser, then a bunch of marksmen covering them, watching the corners and providing lethal support fire if needed. Then a sniper and spotter team covering everyone else. All that for one person, especially if they're looking to take them alive.

A raid on these four is something like a 30-40 man operation, with maybe more manpower for distractions and aerial support.

No hostages to worry about here, either. It would be over in seconds.

Lolie has issued a correction as of 07:53 on Jan 30, 2016

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
So who is actually left?

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