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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Internet VFW > Military Pictures and Youtube Thread - I'm a Tomcat guy and a homo
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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

 Look at how amazing this neutral steering and stabilization technology is! It's totally new and has never been seen before!

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014
"I bet tank drivers have been waiting for this!"

*side-eyes NATO*

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Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

 Wait what's with this impenetrable magnetic shield and cloaking device defense system? Are they putting this on their starships now too?

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

chitoryu12 posted:

The T-14 Armata's interior is declassified so we can see inside now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxVLL_25gog

I'm 8 minutes into this and lol

  • can go 40km/h while rotating its turret
  • can spin in place
  • has comfortable seats
  • that time one of them broke down in our parade on the Red Square? Not malfunction of tank. Was comrade inside make error. Comrade nervous, use brake, then get disoriented. Comrade is in good health today.
  • has ACTIVE DEFENSE SYSTEMS that basically all other modern MBTs on the planet have, except in the case of the Armata, they make it invisible and invulnerable

/edit
I'm still laughing at them selling a broken-down tank as a driver that got disoriented in a parade on the Red loving Square

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 17:57 on Jan 28, 2016

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Duzzy Funlop posted:

  • that time one of them broke down in our parade on the Red Square? Not malfunction of tank. Was comrade inside make error. Comrade nervous, use brake, then get disoriented. Comrade is in good health today.

is good

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014
I'm wondering how vulnerable those cameras are. Not even talking "shielded from EMP". Like, is a near-miss from artillery going to permanently blind the tank?

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Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

chitoryu12 posted:

I'm wondering how vulnerable those cameras are. Not even talking "shielded from EMP". Like, is a near-miss from artillery going to permanently blind the tank?

I imagine that's true of most optics and vision ports.

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


 Your new AFV/wheeled tank/abomination is ready.
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Generation Internet
Jan 18, 2009

Where angels and generals fear to tread.
A BTR with what appears to be a completely home-made turret covered with a shiny green coat of paint? I realize they do this dumb poo poo for an internal audience, but drat that's ugly.

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Ygolonac
Nov 26, 2007

pre:
*************
CLUTCH  NIXON
*************

The Hero We Need

Duzzy Funlop posted:

[*] that time one of them broke down in our parade on the Red Square? Not malfunction of tank. Was comrade inside make error. Comrade nervous, drink use brake fluid, then get disoriented. Comrade is mostly not blind in good health today.
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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
 Did anyone else notice the second target strike? It's off to the left even though it was perfectly centered on the gunsight in the tank and it does not look like its a very far distance.

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Generation Internet posted:

A BTR with what appears to be a completely home-made turret covered with a shiny green coat of paint? I realize they do this dumb poo poo for an internal audience, but drat that's ugly.

Someone bought a shitload of Testors Dark Green gloss enamel model paints

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
I wonder if you can order it in bulk by the barrel from the factory.

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hostile apostle
Aug 29, 2006
:stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia:
Stadia didn't outlive SA but it did outlive Lowtax - Happy Birthday Stadia! #ad
:stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia:
Impact fused versus air burst mortar shell in slow motion
http://i.imgur.com/uu9PJFK.gifv

edit: since when do gifv play embedded?!?!

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

hostile apostle posted:

Impact fused versus air burst mortar shell in slow motion
http://i.imgur.com/uu9PJFK.gifv

edit: since when do gifv play embedded?!?!

Zen Death Robot has done amazing things

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

hostile apostle posted:

Impact fused versus air burst mortar shell in slow motion
http://i.imgur.com/uu9PJFK.gifv

edit: since when do gifv play embedded?!?!

:gizz::

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

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hostile apostle
Aug 29, 2006
:stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia:
Stadia didn't outlive SA but it did outlive Lowtax - Happy Birthday Stadia! #ad
:stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia:

Zeris posted:



D&D is leaking, wrong thread?

hostile apostle fucked around with this message at 17:17 on Jan 29, 2016

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Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

hostile apostle posted:





:stare:

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

hostile apostle posted:

D&D is leaking, wrong thread?



That must be photoshopped, the Air France jet isn't falling out of the sky.

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

hostile apostle posted:

D&D is leaking, wrong thread?



Hey don't report people for silly reasons :thumbsup:

Nostalgia4Infinity fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Jan 29, 2016

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Wow thanks Dickhead

N4I thanks for having my 6 :coffeepal:

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karoshi
Nov 4, 2008

"Can somebody mspaint eyes on the steaming packages? TIA" yeah well fuck you too buddy, this is the best you're gonna get. Is this even "work-safe"? Let's find out!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

That must be photoshopped, the Air France jet isn't falling out of the sky.

They guy taking the photo isn't the one flying inverted.

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

karoshi posted:

They guy taking the photo isn't the one flying inverted.

:stare:

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BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
France has been known to do some awesomely reckless stuff with their military inventory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaXgCNTfqgI

lovely movie, loving *incredible* flight choreographing and filming. The director really loved those 'head on' shots, though. 16:55's a choice part - but everything after that gets really shittily CGIed. Probably ran out of money for filming in-flight.

BIG HEADLINE fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Jan 29, 2016

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MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

 https://www.facebook.com/BrianChristoff69/videos/1681145798786497/

Many apologies for the Facebook link. (gently caress Facebook.)

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hostile apostle
Aug 29, 2006
:stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia:
Stadia didn't outlive SA but it did outlive Lowtax - Happy Birthday Stadia! #ad
:stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia:
https://zippy.gfycat.com/WearyCandidKookaburra.webm

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

karoshi posted:

They guy taking the photo isn't the one flying inverted.

Yes he is, otherwise shadows have stopped working on earth.exe

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Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Booblord Zagats posted:

Yes he is, otherwise shadows have stopped working on earth.exe

jokes, man. reported.

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That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

MrYenko posted:

https://www.facebook.com/BrianChristoff69/videos/1681145798786497/

Many apologies for the Facebook link. (gently caress Facebook.)

Those are some evil motherfuckers

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Arrath
Apr 14, 2011

That Works posted:

Those are some evil motherfuckers

Chase em into jet wash, time for some bbq :yum:

Or, ONE EASY TRICK TO SHUTDOWN AIROPS THE USN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW!

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CMD598
Apr 12, 2013

hostile apostle posted:

https://zippy.gfycat.com/WearyCandidKookaburra.webm

This is my new favorite gif.

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
 The source is about to be your new favorite video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCmEFrWDAUY

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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Godholio posted:

The source is about to be your new favorite video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCmEFrWDAUY

Dude, go back to 14.

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MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Godholio posted:

The source is about to be your new favorite video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCmEFrWDAUY

Not gonna lie.

I came.

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iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd
I still crack up at the opening of that last Fighter Fling video, every time

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monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

hostile apostle posted:

Impact fused versus air burst mortar shell in slow motion
http://i.imgur.com/uu9PJFK.gifv

edit: since when do gifv play embedded?!?!

Not playing for me, not sure why. On iPad, maybe that's the reason.

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Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

hostile apostle posted:

https://zippy.gfycat.com/WearyCandidKookaburra.webm

Can someone explain this one to me? The comms officer thinking the pilot did a good job?

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Caconym
Feb 12, 2013

Blind Rasputin posted:

Can someone explain this one to me? The comms officer thinking the pilot did a good job?

Yes, he will grudgingly agree to let the pilot live another day it seems.

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Godholio posted:

The source is about to be your new favorite video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCmEFrWDAUY

HORNETS ARE GAY

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