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Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

chaos rhames posted:

There's potential for a full-on cum fetishist document, people get really wierd about that stuff. It'd be too gross to get read though.

Theres a guy who was mentioned in an old Lou Reads site who's got a whole site that would be my top candidate :nms: :nws: http://allnatural.blobanon.com :nws: :nms:

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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

chaos rhames posted:

There's potential for a full-on cum fetishist document, people get really wierd about that stuff. It'd be too gross to get read though.
The sippies weren't cum; they were Mommy's pee and spit.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
Cummies.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012





Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦

💞Daddy💞 be nimble🚶🏻 Daddy be quick🏃🏻💨 Daddy has a rock🗿 hard dick 🍆😍! 1⃣cummy💦 2⃣cummy💦💦 3⃣cummy💦💦💦 4⃣💦💦💦💦! Daddy cums💦 so much he can't cum any more🙈🙉🙊! Ghost cummy👻💦 Ghost cummy👻💦 don't be scared❌😖❌! There's always more cummies💦👅 that can be shared👬! Daddy makes me ☁squishy☁ Daddy makes me 💧wet💧Daddy treats me like his little pet🐈🐩🐕! Send this to 69 💯TRUE💯 Daddy's or else you'll 🚫never🚫 get any cummies💦💦💦 again 😦😳😎

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
thanks for posting.

Dreamsicle
Oct 16, 2013

I saw the second one before but it was about John Cena.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

The missing character unicode symbols really tie it together

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Djeser posted:

The missing character unicode symbols really tie it together

Read them on your phone, they show up as Emojis.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Yes, read them again. And again.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
Speaking of cummies:



Corporate recipes were fun but corporate twitter accounts are also a goldmine.

http://internet.gawker.com/tony-the-tiger-cant-tweet-without-furries-begging-him-f-1740600010

http://internet.gawker.com/tony-the-tiger-turns-his-back-on-twitters-horny-furries-1755249263

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Chester doesn't realize he's just a rebound.

Gimnbo
Feb 13, 2012

e m b r a c e
t r a n q u i l i t y



This feels like the first act of a Chick tract.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




The Sonic Twitter is cool

https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/608718532529037312?lang=en

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

This is probably one of the worst things I've ever read.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
I hate you all!

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
The Forum and the Fury

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Isfahan and Portaxx!

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Portaxx and angry sites?

ERRRJIBURBURR

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
There's a couple really good callbacks in this ep.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
I love the beach!!

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
Eeeuugh god the tick

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

There's a couple really good callbacks in this ep.
"Maybe he should just join the mealitary!" :haw:

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
"I was watching Robot Chicken..."

[all groan in unison]

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Djeser posted:

Portaxx and angry sites?

rarrrarrrarr

Focacciasaurus_Rex
Dec 13, 2010
So we're all in agreement that one kid was loving that dog, right?

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Focacciasaurus_Rex posted:

So we're all in agreement that one kid was loving that dog, right?

Morally Inept?

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow
Ketchup kid kinda legitimately pissed me off.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

The Vosgian Beast posted:

Ketchup kid kinda legitimately pissed me off.

The readers pumping the breaks to bust out jokeless armchair psychology on the kid and his mom was even worse.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012


dont talk about my husband jimmyfranks like that you piece of poo poo

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Sleeveless posted:

The readers pumping the breaks to bust out jokeless armchair psychology on the kid and his mom was even worse.

No it wasn't.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

The readers pumping the breaks to bust out jokeless armchair psychology on the monkeys and their moms was even worse than THAT.

Gimnbo
Feb 13, 2012

e m b r a c e
t r a n q u i l i t y



Does everyone here just skip the last five minutes of every episode or something?

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Gimnbo posted:

Does everyone here just skip the last five minutes of every episode or something?
Duh, who wants to hear all that jokeless armchair psychology before getting to the outtake?

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Gimnbo posted:

Does everyone here just skip the last five minutes of every episode or something?

It is usually the worst part of every episode. It's like getting a mini Patreon episode each time.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Sleeveless posted:

It is usually the worst part of every episode. It's like getting a mini Patreon episode each time.

It's only the worst part of the episode because the correct answer to "what did we learn from all this?" is always "nothing."

Bozarth
Sep 2, 2003

What fucking language are you speaking?
You guys are gonna hate our next episode about the Jokeless Armchair Paychiatrist Forums.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
I didn't see a something awful doc in the hopper :confused:

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

RyokoTK posted:

I didn't see a something awful doc in the hopper :confused:

i've been compiling it for 4 years

it's gonna be a doozy

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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
RIP, Thunderdome doc.

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