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Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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Parts Kit posted:

Without painkillers of course because he totally wasn't going to take much off.

My front teeth started hurting when I read this.

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Eldritch BiLast
Jul 7, 2009

Pummel Sylvanas
Melee Range
Instant

Memento posted:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=q7NxL4II_vI

This is the video, sorry about the link if it doesn't embed properly.

http://i.imgur.com/GVwLQ51.gifv

Here's the best part.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Atticus_1354 posted:

My front teeth started hurting when I read this.

Good to know I'm not the only one with an rear end in a top hat dentist then. When i had to have a tooth out as a kid, fucker put the novacaine on the wrong side of my mouth. Even if he hadn't, it wouldn't have had time to numb a goddamn thing; as soon as he put the needle down, up came the pliers.

Parents never did understand why I hated him. :arghfist::downs:

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003


Pretty good job of parking in the end!

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

We salute you, 92-year-old man

And God bless AARP for defending your god-given right to stay on the road until you take out a family of four on your way out of this world :911:

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Like a glove

Kenlon
Jun 27, 2003

Digitus Impudicus

Parts Kit posted:

I would hope so. I chipped a tooth as a kid and that poo poo hurts. Hell it even hurt years later when the dental glue let go and the thing had to be redone. Happens once every 5-10 years, but the last time, a good 20 some odd years since I chipped it originally it didn't hurt until the dentist decided to grind on what's left to clean up for the next fake bit of tooth. Without painkillers of course because he totally wasn't going to take much off.

I dunno, it's not that bad. I walked around with broken wisdom teeth for about four or five years when I didn't have any medical insurance. You get used it it.

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Codependent Poster posted:

Pretty good job of parking in the end!

The ends justify the means.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Good to know I'm not the only one with an rear end in a top hat dentist then. When i had to have a tooth out as a kid, fucker put the novacaine on the wrong side of my mouth. Even if he hadn't, it wouldn't have had time to numb a goddamn thing; as soon as he put the needle down, up came the pliers.

Parents never did understand why I hated him. :arghfist::downs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOtMizMQ6oM

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Good to know I'm not the only one with an rear end in a top hat dentist then. When i had to have a tooth out as a kid, fucker put the novacaine on the wrong side of my mouth. Even if he hadn't, it wouldn't have had time to numb a goddamn thing; as soon as he put the needle down, up came the pliers.

Parents never did understand why I hated him. :arghfist::downs:

Did we go to the same dentist? I've always had the worst luck with them and currently have a hole in a tooth from a dentist who decided a temporary filling for surgery I clearly told him, multiple times, for later surgery I neither needed, wanted nor could afford was a great idea! He also refused to believe me when I said the caps on my front teeth fell off because I could put it back on instead of just walking around with my broken teeth exposed so now those are in poo poo because he wouldn't replace them.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
I grew up in East Germany as a kid. I am not sure how the adults fared, but kids didn't get any kind of anesthesia at the dentist.
I hated dentists. My older brother had to be personally escorted to the dentist until he was 18, otherwise he'd bolt.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

I like the beginning part, you can just hear the attendant saying "Sir? ...Sir? Um, excuse me, sir? SIR?!?".

And you can spot the moment the girl realises "poo poo he's not stopping". Excellent 'freude, light on the schade.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Anora posted:

A teenager tried to give me money to buy him some Swishers today while I was filling up my tank at a gas station, that I work at. He didn't get his swishers.

Are you bragging about stealing from a child?

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


Tiggum posted:

Are you bragging about stealing from a child?

gently caress kids

speshl guy
Dec 11, 2012

Anora posted:

You all might enjoy this.

A teenager tried to give me money to buy him some Swishers today while I was filling up my tank at a gas station, that I work at. He didn't get his swishers.

Guarantee that kid managed find a way to get high anyway, and you're still the sad dude that stole 2 bucks from a minor lol



:nms::nms:

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧


Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Pretty ballsy.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Tiggum posted:

Are you bragging about stealing from a child?

speshl guy posted:

Guarantee that kid managed find a way to get high anyway, and you're still the sad dude that stole 2 bucks from a minor lol

Which part of "tried to give me money" do you retards not understand?

Also he works at that gas station, so the schade is that the other people who work there is that now no one would sell to the kid.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Memento posted:

Which part of "tried to give me two bucks" do you retards not understand?

So was this $2 as proposed profit just for you or $2 for the Swisher, keep the rest?

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

speshl guy posted:

Guarantee that kid managed find a way to get high anyway, and you're still the sad dude that stole 2 bucks from a minor lol



:nms::nms:

He is nowhere near upset enough. I hope it's the drugs, otherwise that kid is a dim bulb.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Kenlon posted:

I dunno, it's not that bad. I walked around with broken wisdom teeth for about four or five years when I didn't have any medical insurance. You get used it it.

lol and how did it affect your mood and drive? I would think it would make your edgy and probbaly not do as fun stuff as normal


Also lol thats dumb as hell because mouth poo poo is a really quick way to get an infection in the brain. so if that tooth got rotten (also bad breath) you could have died from some agonizing brain infection thng.


Good for you though for being so tough :)

Canemacar
Mar 8, 2008

Memento posted:

Which part of "tried to give me money" do you retards not understand?

Also he works at that gas station, so the schade is that the other people who work there is that now no one would sell to the kid.

Did you throw a pizza at him?

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005

KoRMaK posted:

lol and how did it affect your mood and drive? I would think it would make your edgy and probbaly not do as fun stuff as normal


Also lol thats dumb as hell because mouth poo poo is a really quick way to get an infection in the brain. so if that tooth got rotten (also bad breath) you could have died from some agonizing brain infection thng.


Good for you though for being so tough :)

Unfortunately this is more common than you think. I have 3 wisdom teeth that are more than half gone. For a while I thought I was getting an infection because it hurt and I could almost smell something pussy. Begged up enough money to go to the dentist because yeah, gently caress an infection. Turns out I need a lot of work done but the dentist himself told me unless you are running a fever and there is swelling, your life isn't in danger. Turned out my deal was just a sinus infection at the time. Good thing I have insurance now and don't have to deal with that bullshit anymore. You do know some people don't have money to get all that poo poo fixed?

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

KoRMaK posted:

lol and how did it affect your mood and drive? I would think it would make your edgy and probbaly not do as fun stuff as normal


Also lol thats dumb as hell because mouth poo poo is a really quick way to get an infection in the brain. so if that tooth got rotten (also bad breath) you could have died from some agonizing brain infection thng.


Good for you though for being so tough :)

Eh if he gets a brain infection that's on his head :haw: gently caress people walking around with stinky rotten-teeth breath though. That's gotta be one of the most gag-inducing smells in the world :barf:

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

It's well known that fear for dentists is a very common phobia. And poking around in someone's smelly mouth doesn't sound very fun, does it?

So why would anyone do the ten-year training to become a dentist?

I figure, there can be only one reason: all dentists are just very dedicated sadists.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal
I imagine the enormous salary also helps.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Yeah man, why can't the poor just stop being poor and magic up the money to get their poo poo fixed

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Yeah man, why can't the poor just stop being poor and magic up the money to get their poo poo fixed

Meanwhile, outside the third world countries...

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

DavidAlltheTime posted:

Actually, don't buy smokes for kids who are too young/dumb to realize how serious being addicted to nicotine is.

please stop pushing vaping on teenagers

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Drunk Driver Dad posted:

You do know some people don't have money to get all that poo poo fixed?
My last dentist visit was to get all four wisdom teeth ripped out in one go as well as anything else I could get done because my medical was about to get cut. Why was it getting cut? Because my gallbladder decided to explode and I wanted to not die. Less than a week later they called me up and told me if I wanted to keep my medical I'd have to pay more and since I couldn't afford more I was hosed.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
I wasn't sure I should post this. This dude gets hit by a train and couldn't possibly have survived..

:nms: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WXyxuDz4Mc :nms:

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Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

haha, what joy I derive from his pain

And More
Jun 19, 2013

How far, Doctor?
How long have you lived?

Slugnoid posted:

I wasn't sure I should post this. This dude gets hit by a train and couldn't possibly have survived..

:nms::nms:

You really, really shouldn't have.

Don't post snuff, dude. What's wrong with you.
vvvv

And More has a new favorite as of 13:35 on Jan 31, 2016

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Slugnoid posted:

I wasn't sure I should post this. This dude gets hit by a train and couldn't possibly have survived..

:nms: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WXyxuDz4Mc :nms:

man, that looks as painful as this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ5uxxcxJvM

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
That is so twisted

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

That's some shocking poo poo.

Anora
Feb 16, 2014

I fuckin suck!🪠

Tiggum posted:

Are you bragging about stealing from a child?

Buying that swisher for said child could result in a $500 fine for the company and the person who bought it, plus whoever sold it would lose their job. Had I taken any money, which I didn't, I would have bragged all the gently caress about it.

It would have also been a pretty good lesson about not giving money to random strangers. Especially when explaining to a police officer about why that random stranger has your money would result in charges.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Anora posted:

Buying that swisher for said child could result in a $500 fine for the company and the person who bought it, plus whoever sold it would lose their job. Had I taken any money, which I didn't, I would have bragged all the gently caress about it.

It would have also been a pretty good lesson about not giving money to random strangers. Especially when explaining to a police officer about why that random stranger has your money would result in charges.

And that's assuming the kid isn't part of some sting by the police to see if the place is actually complying with the law.

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