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Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



an allegory on this thread

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
I think pictures of erect cocks are still not okay on these here public forums.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Nitrox posted:

I think pictures of erect cocks are still not okay on these here public forums.

It's an erect nose.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

But how does he smell?

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

But how does he smell?

Terrible!

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

But how does he smell?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0r77H7dnhM

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Oct 30, 2009

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Nitrox posted:

I think pictures of erect cocks are still not okay on these here public forums.

No need to get testy

1
Feb 28, 2007

1️⃣
Just another number.

oldpainless posted:

No need to get testy

Oh, don't be so hard on him.

Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010

verb the adjective noun

Nitrox posted:

I think pictures of erect cocks are still not okay on these here public forums.

Then just take a quick glans

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


Looks like someone needs to bone up on the forum rules.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
hehe that cock one is pretty good but wouldn't his balls obscure his mouth making every meal like eating mince on toast with a whisk?

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I totally rubbed one out to that comic

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
Christ, what a dickhead.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


There seems to be vas deferens in people's opinions on the subject.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

1 posted:

Oh, don't be so hard on him.

Seriously, can we all stay civil about this? The penis mightier than the sword.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I wish I could turn a knob and stop this derail.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
These terrible puns will stop now or I'll shoot somebody!

*cocks his gun*

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

This is the loving würst

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

It's a whale of a tale!

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
This reminds me of lesbian gargoyles.

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010

Karate Bastard posted:

This reminds me of lesbian gargoyles.

No one gives a schist.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Xand_Man posted:

There seems to be vas deferens in people's opinions on the subject.

Do you think it's a difference of gender? I can semen and women having different opinions on the comic.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Karate Bastard posted:

This reminds me of lesbian gargoyles.

I got every pun but this one but it pricked my interest.

RudeVegetables
Jul 23, 2007
That turnip looks just like a thingy!
Fallen Rib

RickVoid posted:

No one gives a schist.

That's just your opeenion

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy
I'm trying and failing to find an achewood comic.

Do you guys know the one where Roast Beef is upset at the concept of the little hole on the front of men's underwear? I think he calls it a rubiks cube down your pants or something like that, and says it's confusing to children.

Spikey
May 12, 2001

From my cold, dead hands!


http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=09272013

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

That's the stuff. Thank you.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

'No sane man in one million fishes his worm out of that brain teaser'

God I love that line.

monkeytennis has a new favorite as of 23:12 on Feb 4, 2016

Hirethor
Dec 16, 2008

You think you know hip?
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT BEING HIP!

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

kick back and relax

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Anyone got that webcomic of the dad trying to force his son to be like him? One of the panels is a kid getting hit by a Nintendo controller.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Len posted:

Anyone got that webcomic of the dad trying to force his son to be like him? One of the panels is a kid getting hit by a Nintendo controller.

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest

Danger 5 was a good show.

Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010

verb the adjective noun

Gonna polish off this old chestnut.

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Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

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