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Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Kev is live and there's a patriot named Martin Bormann in the chat flipping out lol

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FunkyFlashman
May 10, 2013

thanks for the repost, loving lol

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


the conference call with soon-to-die revolutionary tarpfolk is the greatest thing i've experienced in tyool 2016, are there any live streams where you can chat with isis and lay some sick owns on em

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



OMG I GOT A CALLOUT

NITRODIESELHAWK'S LEGACY IS SECURE

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Tarpman!
Ah ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Fighter of the Fed Man
Ah ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Champion of Freedom
You're a master of the quickdraw, and friendship!
For everyone
Tarpman
Ah ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


cumshitter posted:

Tarpman!
Ah ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Fighter of the Fed Man
Ah ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Champion of Freedom
You're a master of the quickdraw, and friendship!
For everyone
Tarpman
Ah ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ammon bundy did all this to impress the waitress

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




VikingSkull posted:

I love that the thread's got to the point where half the posts are "hurr I don't pay attention someone explain"

Look, we can't explain, these are loving lunatics

I feel bad for the people who can't watch 20 hours of livestreams every day to keep up on all the latest.

A Lamer
Jul 2, 2006


A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Also, reposting for stragglers:

Regarding the timeline, I thought the arsons were convicted and sentenced to 2 years and served that time, but were re-arrested because the federal minimum is actually 4 years, and the judge was in error to only sentence them to 2. Hence the retards coming out of the woodwork to defend their good ol boys' "rights".

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno



F

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Angela Christine posted:

I feel bad for the people who can't watch 20 hours of livestreams every day to keep up on all the latest.

it's not even that, because losers like me who can get bombarded with crazy as soon as the streams fire up

literally the channel starts broadcasting and I'm like "what the gently caress is going on"

so we're as clueless as anyone

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007

VikingSkull posted:

I love that the thread's got to the point where half the posts are "hurr I don't pay attention someone explain"

Look, we can't explain, these are loving lunatics

Angela Christine posted:

I feel bad for the people who can't watch 20 hours of livestreams every day to keep up on all the latest.

agreein w/ this, Viking skill if you want to be a true patriot keep cliff notes on hand to copy paste so filthy normies like me can not miss the highlights and still have a functioning life

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

A Lamer posted:

Regarding the timeline, I thought the arsons were convicted and sentenced to 2 years and served that time, but were re-arrested because the federal minimum is actually 4 years, and the judge was in error to only sentence them to 2. Hence the retards coming out of the woodwork to defend their good ol boys' "rights".

There was an appeal (based on the original judge making an error at law by imposing a sentence less than the mandatory minimum) regarding their sentence pending during this time so when they were released it was pending the outcome of that appeal. The militia like to characterise it as them being re-arrested for the same offence, but that isn't what happened. They voluntarily turned themselves in to serve the rest of their sentence when the final disposition of the appeal occurred.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Mido posted:

agreein w/ this, Viking skill if you want to be a true patriot keep cliff notes on hand to copy paste so filthy normies like me can not miss the highlights and still have a functioning life

ok I will try

so far I got:

-rednecks took over some birds
-Obama said gently caress them crackers
-tanks rolled in
-a robot appeared
-dogs were eaten
-big dirt holes

that about covers it so far

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

What a time to be unemployed!
For everyone asking what's up it's basically what everyone keeps saying then fold in any conspiracy theory you've ever heard of (or haven't) and you've got the discourse on the side of the real Tarpatriots.

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007

VikingSkull posted:

ok I will try

so far I got:

-rednecks took over some birds
-Obama said gently caress them crackers
-tanks rolled in
-a robot appeared
-dogs were eaten
-big dirt holes

that about covers it so far

Whoa!! Spicey!!

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
dont shoot the drone! thems is extra charges!

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

What a time to be unemployed!
For everyone asking what's up it's basically what everyone keeps saying then fold in any conspiracy theory you've ever heard of (or haven't) and you've got the discourse on the side of the real Tarpatriots.

yeah I'm gonna be starting my new job pretty soon so hopefully this ends quicker than it is

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


cumshitter posted:

dont shoot the drone! thems is extra charges!

drones 50c extra

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

VikingSkull posted:

yeah I'm gonna be starting my new job pretty soon so hopefully this ends quicker than it is

Earlier I would have said probably. Now? I dunno those four keep changing their minds faster than the wind changes direction. One minute it's "We're ready to die here! We're ready for it!" then it's "Ohgod! We're going to DIE HERE! Don't let it end like this!" then it's "We just want to leave, why won't they let us? We're just CAMPING!" with Porky Patriot's wife rambling by repeating the same sentence/idea like 5-10 times. So they may be there for a long time.

Edit: Awww! Got booted from NTA dailymotion stream...

Escape From Noise has issued a correction as of 00:20 on Feb 1, 2016

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
I died how I lived, face down in mibbit chat

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Thanks for the tarplapedia goons.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

FunkyFlashman posted:

thanks for the repost, loving lol

I'm sincere. keep your negativity in your basement.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Darth123123 posted:

Thanks for the tarplapedia goons.

Tarp be upon you, brother.

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007

going to start a kickstarter to make Tarplandia: The Bundy Story series a reality

ala parks n rc

but w/ bundy & co in the refuge

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Tarp be upon you, brother.

Happy America! Happy America to us all!

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Mido posted:

going to start a kickstarter to make Tarplandia: The Bundy Story series a reality

ala parks n rc

but w/ bundy & co in the refuge

More like Tarps and Wreck. AMIRITE?!

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

More like Tarps and Wreck. AMIRITE?!

whoaaa!!! spicey!!!!!

that's gonna be someone's tag line

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Mido posted:

going to start a kickstarter to make Tarplandia: The Bundy Story series a reality

ala parks n rc

but w/ bundy & co in the refuge

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

More like Tarps and Wreck. AMIRITE?!

lmao. I don't think even they even conceived of Pawnee denizens occupying a bird sanctuary. Truth is funnier/stranger than fiction.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Has anyone said tarpe diem yet?

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007

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Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Robo Reagan posted:

put his corpse under a tarp and allow him to return to the land the natural way

They should turn the hate around and erect a dildo cairn

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Cosplaytriots still holding out?

Liquid Dinosaur
Dec 16, 2011

by Smythe
So is it all over?

Dr. McReallysweet
Sep 12, 2006

The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride.

Liquid Dinosaur posted:

So is it all over?

Nope. Still 4 peeps soon to be on a noble hunger strike for freedom of the tarps

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Liquid Dinosaur posted:

So is it all over?

Never! (still 4 holdouts)

The Pi dude
Oct 19, 2013
Buglord

Tricky D posted:

Has anyone said tarpe diem yet?

Tarpe die-'em

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
https://twitter.com/jjmacnab/status/693951588096847872

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



I'm sure doxxing a bunch of federal agents is a good idea.

Advantageous
Apr 8, 2012

Lol Col. Sam. Probably gave himself that rank, too. Stolen valor!

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
of course he took a picture of his screen

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