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Gitro
May 29, 2013
'America is a republic, not a democracy' is the 'technically, it's called ephebophilia' of political terminology. You know exactly what it's supposed to mean and there's little-to-no meaningful distinction between those two things in their normal usage.

Gets my goat every time :reject:

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AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

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GARVASE DAY!

Gitro posted:

'America is a republic, not a democracy' is the 'technically, it's called ephebophilia' of political terminology. You know exactly what it's supposed to mean and there's little-to-no meaningful distinction between those two things in their normal usage.

Gets my goat every time :reject:

I don't claim to know what I'm talking about (and this isn't a disagreement, closer to the opposite) but from a layman's perspective I don't see how they're mutually exclusive. A republic is a nation that's self-governed without a monarchy figureheading it up somewhere else and a democracy is a form of government where the head of state is elected by the people or representatives thereof. So Australia is a democracy but not a republic while America is both. This is kind of off-topic but I'm aware that's, again, a layman's PoV and I'd be interested in being corrected if it's wrong.

Gitro
May 29, 2013
I'm hardly a scholar, but depending on the definition used they're either not mutually exclusive (America is both a republic and a democracy, whereas Australia is not), or republics are, to at least some extent, inherently democratic, being a state that is governed by elected officials, and it makes no sense to say the US is not a democracy.

Usually I guess it's because people are conflating democracy with direct democracy and republic with representative democracy. Except those are both democracies.

That's my take on it, anyway.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
My dry, flakey scalp has been a long-term pet peeve of mine. A day of not using enough shampoo makes me look like I haven't showered in months, and the dandruff gets everywhere. Glasses, phone, car, it's just annoying as poo poo.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Gitro posted:

Usually I guess it's because people are conflating democracy with direct democracy and republic with representative democracy. Except those are both democracies.

Maybe it comes from people who got their ideas about political systems from the Civilization games? It never made sense to me that there's a government type called "republic" that's essentially a slightly watered-down version of "democracy". :shrug:

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Sir PigglyWiggly posted:

People who can't accept you won't like all the music they like, and people who can't accept that you like music they don't like.

So no Frank I told you I don't wanna listen to some loving indie metal band that is the best poo poo ever, I don't care if my music sucks ball gently caress off, let me enjoy my break in peace.

On the same note people who make you loving explain why you like poo poo. I like it, that is all you need to know. This causes my brain to drop feel good chemicals, that is more than enough loving reason, no matter what you magic loving words you expect me to throw out to convince you it won't make a difference, I like what I like you like what you like.


gently caress Frank

I feel the same as you, but apparently this thread has taught me that you have to like all types of music, and listen to all of it, or you're a horrible human being.

i.e. "I don't like rap or country."

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Davros1 posted:

I feel the same as you, but apparently this thread has taught me that you have to like all types of music, and listen to all of it, or you're a horrible human being.

i.e. "I don't like rap or country."

People who do the "everything but rap or country" thing aren't "horrible human beings", they are just using an incredibly common cliche that you always hear from the kids who don't want to be associated with the popular kids, or even worse, rednecks. It's fine to not like them, but issuing such blanket statements makes you sound kind of childish, like someone saying "I don't like vegetables" when they've only ever tried boiled canned vegetables from the cafeteria.

That said, people who define themselves by the music they like (or video games for that matter) are pretty boring, and if you find yourself frequently arguing about music preferences with adults you should find new friends.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
People who say "I like everything" rarely listen to anything anyway.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Gitro posted:

Gets my goat every time :reject:

In the spirit opposite of this thread, this is one of my favourite sayings. I find it very endearing for some reason.


Murphy Brownback posted:

People who do the "everything but rap or country" thing aren't "horrible human beings", they are just using an incredibly common cliche that you always hear from the kids who don't want to be associated with the popular kids, or even worse, rednecks. It's fine to not like them, but issuing such blanket statements makes you sound kind of childish, like someone saying "I don't like vegetables" when they've only ever tried boiled canned vegetables from the cafeteria.

That said, people who define themselves by the music they like (or video games for that matter) are pretty boring, and if you find yourself frequently arguing about music preferences with adults you should find new friends.

Last year, I met my friend's partner at a bar, and he casually asked what kind of music I liked. I said, "Nothing but country and rap," and he looked genuinely disgusted, which I thought was kind of funny. I like music, but I like what I like and I hate arguing with people over it. It's such a shallow conversation.

In the same vein, another peeve of mine is people who get up my rear end about my clothes. For example, I was about to visit my mother and I told an old roommate she was going to take me shopping. This roommate, with absolute sincerity, told me she'd kill me if I came back with "men's clothes". My old boss made similar comments. Both of them talked about fashion and makeup constantly and were vaguely irate when I wasn't interested in the conversation.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


When people write "yea" instead of "yeah".

Fizbin
Nov 1, 2004
Zoom!

Tiggum posted:

When people write "yea" instead of "yeah".

When people write "woah" instead of "whoa"

Vindolanda
Feb 13, 2012

It's just like him too, y'know?

Fizbin posted:

When people write "woah" instead of "whoa"

When people call others that they don't know "honey", and a thousand times more so if they spell it "hunni".

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!
People who write 'ops' instead of 'oops'.

You're already a dummy for whatever you're trying to write 'oops' about, and now look at you: double-dumb.

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


MisterBibs posted:

My dry, flakey scalp has been a long-term pet peeve of mine. A day of not using enough shampoo makes me look like I haven't showered in months, and the dandruff gets everywhere. Glasses, phone, car, it's just annoying as poo poo.

get dry shampoo, dude. takes all of a minute to rub in your hair if you're in a hurry and keeps you from being gross.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

DavidAlltheTime posted:

People who write 'ops' instead of 'oops'.

You're already a dummy for whatever you're trying to write 'oops' about, and now look at you: double-dumb.

On that note, people that think "definitely" is spelled "defiantly." If you don't have dyslexia there is no excuse whatsoever.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
Typos on documents we put up in the lobby or other places guests can see them. Hey, dipstick, the red squiggles under the words means you're spelling it wrong. What's an "eleavator", and why is it an "inconvience" when it's in "maintnence"?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Sociopastry posted:

get dry shampoo, dude. takes all of a minute to rub in your hair if you're in a hurry and keeps you from being gross.

Dry shampoo would be pretty unhelpful if you genuinely have dandruff. All the excessive flakes and sebum would just have something to grab on to.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe

Sociopastry posted:

get dry shampoo, dude. takes all of a minute to rub in your hair if you're in a hurry and keeps you from being gross.

As cash crab pointed out, that's made it even worse for me when I've used it.

If I wasn't clear, I do shampoo my hair when I shower. "Being in a hurry" just means I don't have time to do a second round of lather-rinse. My hair is annoyingly thick.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Fizbin posted:

When people write "woah" instead of "whoa"

"Weary" instead of "wary" annoys the hell out of me.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Gitro posted:

I'm hardly a scholar, but depending on the definition used they're either not mutually exclusive (America is both a republic and a democracy, whereas Australia is not), or republics are, to at least some extent, inherently democratic, being a state that is governed by elected officials, and it makes no sense to say the US is not a democracy.

Usually I guess it's because people are conflating democracy with direct democracy and republic with representative democracy. Except those are both democracies.

That's my take on it, anyway.

This ties in with why I can't stand politics - all the mud-slinging and bullshit has made everything a confusing ordeal. Most of your regular folks are getting misinformation chucked at them from every direction, and people from every party are using terminology incorrectly to try to paint their opponents in a negative light. I can understand why people (especially ignorant, lazy ones) in the US can get easily confused when government-speak is involved and people care more about lying, poo poo-talking and dick waving than they do about anything else.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
On the other hand, people who say both parties are "equally bad" or somehow "the same" and therefore they won't vote, which tells me that not only are they in a position where things like gay rights, black rights, women's health, health care, income equality, etc etc don't affect them, they also choose to totally ignore them.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

BattyKiara posted:

People who don't believe in food allergies.

it can't be ALL fish, like even salmon? What about herring? Or cod?

Look, I can't eat fish! Please just believe me when I tell you body treats fish as a poison, OK?

People pull this poo poo anytime you can't do something they enjoy. It always reminds me of the scene from See No Evil, Hear No Evil where Richard Pryor's character suggests that if he yells really loudly into his ear, Gene Wilder's character (who is stone deaf) will be able to hear him.

I'm lucky to not have any food allergies, but ended up with an allergy to pot.

"WAIT NO WAY YOU CAN'T BE ALLERGIC TO POT"

Yes, you can. gently caress, dude, even the guys over at High Times have acknowledged that pot allergies are a real thing.

"LIKE MAYBE YOU HAD A BAD BATCH OR IT WAS LACED WITH SOMETHING"

No, it's pot, for real. Any pot. All pot. Seriously.

"BUT HAVE YOU TRIED PUTTING IT IN BROWNIES? WHAT ABOUT A VAPORIZER?"

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

I said it was wrapped in a three pack not individually wrapped. Like yeah the important part was that the drat things weren't open to the air after I opened the main plastic bag but you wouldn't have said that if you were looking at it directly :argh:

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Magic Hate Ball posted:

On the other hand, people who say both parties are "equally bad" or somehow "the same" and therefore they won't vote, which tells me that not only are they in a position where things like gay rights, black rights, women's health, health care, income equality, etc etc don't affect them, they also choose to totally ignore them.

Tying with this, the mentality of "my vote doesn't count" - yes, yes it does, moron. Using that excuse, or trying to weasel your way out by saying you didn't vote for <x> is horseshit. Of course they didn't vote for the guy, they didn't vote AT ALL, which says all I need to know about how loving stupid they are in the first place by sitting on their dumb asses expecting things to change without any effort. Just like anything else, if you want change you actually have to DO something...y'know, besides blame other people for all the problems you refuse to try to fix because you can't pull your fat rear end off the couch and away from the Kardashians for a few minutes.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
If we're talking about words - "diffuse" instead of "defuse." You don't diffuse a bad situation, dammit. I swear, it's at least twice as common as the correct word.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

People pull this poo poo anytime you can't do something they enjoy. It always reminds me of the scene from See No Evil, Hear No Evil where Richard Pryor's character suggests that if he yells really loudly into his ear, Gene Wilder's character (who is stone deaf) will be able to hear him.

I'm lucky to not have any food allergies, but ended up with an allergy to pot.

"WAIT NO WAY YOU CAN'T BE ALLERGIC TO POT"

Yes, you can. gently caress, dude, even the guys over at High Times have acknowledged that pot allergies are a real thing.

"LIKE MAYBE YOU HAD A BAD BATCH OR IT WAS LACED WITH SOMETHING"

No, it's pot, for real. Any pot. All pot. Seriously.

"BUT HAVE YOU TRIED PUTTING IT IN BROWNIES? WHAT ABOUT A VAPORIZER?"

I hear you, that and tobacco are instant migraine triggers for me and I hard the same drat thing. Yes, I know it's legal now, no I can't have any, not it's not because I'm a tightass. :rolleyes:

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.

Strudel Man posted:

If we're talking about words - "diffuse" instead of "defuse." You don't diffuse a bad situation, dammit. I swear, it's at least twice as common as the correct word.

You can too diffuse a bad situation. You just need to be creative how you delegate. If you need to harvest an enormous amount of crops that are going to go bad in a few hours due to age and all your equipment has broken down, give 3 friends extra scythes and voila! The problem has been split between 4 people, effectively diffused :v:

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

BioEnchanted posted:

You can too diffuse a bad situation. You just need to be creative how you delegate. If you need to harvest an enormous amount of crops that are going to go bad in a few hours due to age and all your equipment has broken down, give 3 friends extra scythes and voila! The problem has been split between 4 people, effectively diffused :v:
If the crops are going to go bad in a few hours I'm not sure that harvesting them faster is really a solution to your problem. :mad:

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer
People who don't cover their mouths when they cough or sneeze. If you are under 6, okay, you get a pass, you're a kid. But loving adults. Cover your mouths!


People holding up the line at Costco entrance, when they remember suddenly they need to show their club ID. So they stop in the doorway and dig through their purse to find the wallet, or the husband looks for his wallet, now which wallet has the card, did someone leave it at home, is it in the car? And meanwhile a line forms behind them because morons forget to have their poo poo ready! Double at checkout when they can't remember what card to pay with and where the card is and did we forget anything like the checkbook?

I only write checks at Costco and they are filled out save for the amount when I get to the drat cashier.



Lane leeches. People who stay in the entrance-exit lane of the highway and just stay there. For miles. They aren't leaving, they do in fact see you trying to merge, and will make no attempt to speed up or slow down to let you on, or move over. They cling to their lanes and refuse to budge.


"Think of the children!" A casino just opened up a few miles from me. It's tribal land. And it's about a mile from a high school, which is not on tribal land. The city fought for loving years against the Supreme Court to keep the casino out, and every time they were told sorry, no. Now they are fighting to keep the casino dry. No liquor. Because "it''s across the street from a high school! Do YOU want beer served so close to your kids!?!?!?" Seeing as there is a loving Circle K and a Mobil gas station right next to the high school? A casino doesn't allow loving high school kids on ground, you really think they will serve them alcohol? And none of this has anything to do with the tribes who own the other casinos across town, sending money to the city to help close the new rival one down.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.

Strudel Man posted:

If the crops are going to go bad in a few hours I'm not sure that harvesting them faster is really a solution to your problem. :mad:

I said diffused not solved :P. Now it's everyones problem! Yaay sharing!

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

Television shows that use the phone vibrating noise instead of a ringtone when a character is being called.

Every loving time it makes me scramble to check my phone.

Maggie Fletcher
Jul 19, 2009
Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.
People who tap their brakes when stopping or slowing down. Instead of a nice, smooth decrease in speed with solid brake lights, you get a guy who looks like his hazards are on and they're having a stroke. Brake or don't brake but for god's sake, stop tapping!

Ditto people who creep up on red lights. It's red, rear end in a top hat, you can't go yet. Still red, oh and now you're in the crosswalk, genius! And then of course when it turns green they sit there for a few seconds with their mouth open.

Problem!
Jan 1, 2007

I am the queen of France.

reformed bad troll posted:

Television shows that use the phone vibrating noise instead of a ringtone when a character is being called.

Every loving time it makes me scramble to check my phone.

Along with this, anyone who puts a doorbell noise in commercials or TV shows clearly does not own dogs.

Those Swiffer commercials where they drop off a box of Swiffers at the door and ring the doorbell can gently caress right off. I have to spend the remainder of the commercial break convincing the dogs that no our doorbell didn't ring quit barking you idiots.

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Those old lady farts on th bus who wont shut the gently caress up. Thats my peeve. Especially when one sits at the front of the bus, then the other sits three rows back, yelling at each other. loving sit nrxt to each other you hags!? Why must you do that, why?

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL

Cowslips Warren posted:



I only write checks at Costco and they are filled out save for the amount when I get to the drat cashier.



The Costco I go to will actually print everything out on your blank check so all you have to do is sign. Much quicker than writing in the amount in my experience.

Goddamn Particle
Oct 10, 2013

Fan of Britches
Radio commercials with sound effects like sirens, horns, skidding tires etc. Yes, you got my attention, no I'm not buying your product if you try to distract me while I'm driving. (Also the fact that my car is old and the stereo doesn't have an auxiliary input).

Also the keyboard switching bug in Windows 7. For those not familiar: if you ever change the language for the keyboard, from then on the keyboard will randomly switch between the default and new language settings, usually when you least expect it. You start typing away normally and then לחעף חשררגךף דכל דט ךדתחגםג

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Maggie Fletcher posted:

People who tap their brakes when stopping or slowing down. Instead of a nice, smooth decrease in speed with solid brake lights, you get a guy who looks like his hazards are on and they're having a stroke. Brake or don't brake but for god's sake, stop tapping!

They might not have ABS on their car. I don't, so I have to tap the brakes unless I want to potentially hit the guy in front of me. It isn't really necessary in clear weather but it is safer to do it all the time as a habit rather than try to remember to do it only when the weather is bad.

They might have also kept this habit from having a former car that didn't have ABS. I've been driving for 15 years and never had a car with ABS so it's hard to not do it when I have a rental or am driving someone else's car.

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Silver Falcon
Dec 5, 2005

Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight and barbecue your own drumsticks!

Ugly In The Morning posted:

"Weary" instead of "wary" annoys the hell out of me.

People typing "Could of" or "Should of" instead of "could've" or "should've." I feel a split second stab of white-hot rage whenever I see it.

Similarly, people using "wail" instead of "whale" to mean "to beat up."

Example: "The guy hit me, so I wailed on him!" No. It's whale. You whaled on him.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

Silver Falcon posted:

People typing "Could of" or "Should of" instead of "could've" or "should've." I feel a split second stab of white-hot rage whenever I see it.

Similarly, people using "wail" instead of "whale" to mean "to beat up."

Example: "The guy hit me, so I wailed on him!" No. It's whale. You whaled on him.

I've honestly never seen the "whaled" spelling but it's what google is telling me is correct. I learned something today.

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Triarii
Jun 14, 2003

reformed bad troll posted:

Television shows that use the phone vibrating noise instead of a ringtone when a character is being called.

Every loving time it makes me scramble to check my phone.

There's a guy at work near me who, when he's thinking through a problem, will lean back and say "hmmm" to himself at the exact pitch of a cell phone vibrating. I could not even conceive of being annoyed by such a thing before he started working here.

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