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i dunno how id feel about giving a blowie to that. if they really were the type that felt it necessary, id prolly just make a face and tell them to get in the loving shower and wash their schlong off before i put my mouth on it edit: i lied, id feel completely repulsed by that smelly of a dude even hitting on me in the first place Dr. Dogballs Jr. fucked around with this message at 15:14 on Feb 1, 2016 |
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If you run out of talcum powder you can just use regular flour. Really, it's basically the same thing. Flour, baking soda, Comet, etc.
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Feb 1, 2016 15:01
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This is that thread where the op confuses doggy style and anal again.
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Feb 1, 2016 15:04
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I.C. posted:If you run out of talcum powder you can just use regular flour. Really, it's basically the same thing. Flour, baking soda, Comet, etc. SMH if you don't use Ajax. Quit living like the OP and his lilac-scented balls.
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Feb 1, 2016 15:06
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i just put a couple of silica gel sachets in my underpants and i'm good to go
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Feb 1, 2016 15:08
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Could it be, op, that this is your brain's natural response and enhancement of the pheromones that your coworker is leaching into the environment to attract a mate? Don't fight it, buddy, he's the one.
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Feb 1, 2016 15:13
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"CAN'T ANYBODY ELSE SMELL THAT!??"
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Feb 1, 2016 15:22
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OP has developed a keen nose for the ball sweat of other men after years of hard work at the local glory hole.
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Feb 1, 2016 15:24
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Volume posted:Look, I get it, I do. YOu're a sad sack of poo poo and no one actually wants to see, let alone touch your junk. That's fine, I wouldn't wish your junk on any one. But some of us still have a cubicle next to you and sometimes we even ride the elevator together and we'd really appreciate it if you practiced common adult hygiene so your ball musk doesn't waft in our faces every time you move. You're a filthy, filthy boy. 
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Feb 1, 2016 15:29
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I've actually cut back on deodorant in general and it's cool. I never liked being pronounced in my smell, good or bad. The only people who should smell me are people close enough to me that they want to smell me, and when someone does I don't want them smelling a chalky perfume. Bathe regularly, wash your clothes and bedding, you probably don't need deodorant as much as you think you do.
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Feb 1, 2016 15:36
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My balls don't sweat and stay fresh all day. Sorry OP is fat and sweaty as gently caress.
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Feb 1, 2016 15:40
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i like to piss and puke on my rear end and balls
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Feb 1, 2016 15:44
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How am I supposed to attract hb10's if I don't build up a powerful ball musk?
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Feb 1, 2016 16:15
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dad gay. so what posted:i like to piss and puke on my rear end and balls I just poo poo on my dick, am I doing it wrong?
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Feb 1, 2016 16:22
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Enjoy your balls alzheimer's OP
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Feb 1, 2016 16:23
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op puts his butter and ketchup in the fridge.
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Feb 1, 2016 16:26
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i'm a total nullo and even i put deodorant on my scars
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Feb 1, 2016 16:28
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spray axe body spray down your dick hole, it's good and nice
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Feb 1, 2016 16:52
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I sound with incense sticks, it seems to do the trick
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Feb 1, 2016 16:56
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Volume posted:Look, I get it, I do. YOu're a sad sack of poo poo and no one actually wants to see, let alone touch your junk. That's fine, I wouldn't wish your junk on any one. But some of us still have a cubicle next to you and sometimes we even ride the elevator together and we'd really appreciate it if you practiced common adult hygiene so your ball musk doesn't waft in our faces every time you move. This might be... I dunno.... The gooniest thing I've read this year.
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Feb 1, 2016 17:00
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GORDON posted:This might be... Yes the dude who actually showers and deodorizes is the goony goon here 
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Feb 1, 2016 17:04
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I'm sure all the women you ogle on the subway appreciate it, OP
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Feb 1, 2016 17:05
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Cars have long been designed with some sort of exhaust to route both noise and harmful CO from the driver and passengers. I've found that inserting a 1/2" 90-degree PVC elbow (with the outlet pointed away from my balls) into my rear end allows me to direct the odiferous gasses away from my precious balls. The thick walls of the pvc help cancel out the noise. I tried copper, but it sounded like a bicycle bell when I farted and the patina turned my rear end in a top hat green. My balls now smell as fresh as when I step out of the shower.
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Feb 1, 2016 17:07
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Volume posted:Yes the dude who actually showers and deodorizes is the goony goon here If you have such a bacteria problem down there that it becomes necessary to apply deodorant to your balls, deodorant is not the solution to your problem.
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Feb 1, 2016 17:14
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I vaguely recall that putting old spice on your balls was linked with cancer
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Feb 1, 2016 17:21
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Op when you tried to cut your head off with a circular saw did you put deodorant on the neck hole?
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Feb 1, 2016 17:28
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:I vaguely recall that putting old spice on your balls was linked with cancer Any spice girl for that matter. Scary spice, old spice, whatev.
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Feb 1, 2016 17:28
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LordArgh posted:I'm glad I'm not a fat sack of poo poo as it seems to come with a lot of extra work to maintain good hygiene, such as the problems described by the op which I have never experienced personally since I am of normal weight
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Feb 1, 2016 17:33
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Fatties are the worst lol
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Feb 1, 2016 17:35
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there aren't enough mirrors in my house to help me apply it evenly
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Feb 1, 2016 17:36
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Uh dude I had this roommate who never showered and one day I left my coffee in the bathroom, he ducked in quickly and I asked if I could grab it before he shut the door. Nope, he grabs it, right after waking up and having his hands fondling his dirty marble bag, He didn't grab the handle like a normal person, he dipped his fingers in and grabbed the rim. I brought it to my mouth to investigate and promptly threw the whole thing in the trash.
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Feb 1, 2016 17:42
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I love my musty ball smell. I love my musty balls. I love my rank sweaty balls. I love to band together with my fellow musty-balled men and venture forth being smelly as all hell. normies call our gang the “Crusty Trousers” and they know fear when we come to town.
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Feb 1, 2016 17:46
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if your balls smell that bad you probably have jock itch, just get some athlete's foot spray and spray that all over your balls and taint and it'll be gone in a day or two. many years ago when I was young and stupid I had a weird rash all over my balls and the smell was unbearable, to the point that getting in the shower made me gag. I thought it was prickly heat so I was just washing it thoroughly and drying it off in front of a fan before I put my underwear on, and of course it just kept getting worse. This went on for like a month before I was brave enough to ask a coworker and he set me straight. Lamisil spray directly to the ballsack cleared it up immediately.
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Feb 1, 2016 17:49
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I.C. posted:Get that crystal rock natural kind. Two birds, one stone. two stones one worm.
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Boko Haram posted:Uh dude I had this roommate who never showered and one day I left my coffee in the bathroom, he ducked in quickly and I asked if I could grab it before he shut the door. Nope, he grabs it, right after waking up and having his hands fondling his dirty marble bag, He didn't grab the handle like a normal person, he dipped his fingers in and grabbed the rim. I brought it to my mouth to investigate and promptly threw the whole thing in the trash. Lol
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I.C. posted:If you run out of talcum powder you can just use regular flour. Really, it's basically the same thing. Flour, baking soda, Comet, etc. You can use the sweat from your balls too like an active yeast so it mixes with the flour and you can make bread at the end of the day.
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Feb 1, 2016 17:50
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Lol @ the op recommending people put cancer causing agents on your loving balls Use gold bond powder at worst Use a blow dryer to make it nice
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Feb 1, 2016 17:51
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Use gold bond powder at worst  really hard to find this gif without the cat
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Feb 1, 2016 17:52
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Lol @ the op recommending people put cancer causing agents on your loving balls since when does deodorant cause cancer? Isn't it just scented soap?
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Microwaves Mom posted:since when does deodorant cause cancer? Isn't it just scented soap? The aluminum in anti perspirant is sketch but who cares Prob don't put it on balls tho
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