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That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


Bozarth posted:

Paychiatrist

Scientology doesn't suit youanybody.

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EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Someone should venture into this subreddit and see if it is doc worthy.

https://www.reddit.com/r/worldbuilding/comments/3zr308/i_have_a_pornographic_world_i_have_been_working/

jesus loving christ posted:

So like the title says, I have a pornographic world I have been working on for awhile. The thrust of the setting is that a third gender called futa (which are women with both sets of junk) with addictive, nutritious semen.
...

The Male Rape Enforcement Agency
or MREA is the primary law enforcement body in The Empire. The operate like most police agencies with a twist. Like the name suggests they enforce male rape. Male decedents are sent to the Pens while they are two to a pen in this picture that is not always the case. Terms in the pens are in 3 year intervals. MREA officers always have their cock out on their uniform as a symbol of their power.
...

Politics

This is the part where my world is the skimpiest.
An Empire ruled by futa has risen up. Its territory comprises almost all of what is called "The West" Small pockets of loosely affiliated rebel states call the Free Male States fight a coldwar against the Empire. There are some territories that the empire has colonized. Like the Amazon river.

In the Empire the Male Independence Faction or MIF fights a propaganda war against the empire. While they see themselves as freedom fighters in actuality their leader is a bound male under the MREA's control. This lets the MREA keep truly violent dissent at a minimum.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
What is the nerd obsession with sex addiction?

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

girls with clinical dick cravings won't reject me....

to add to the earlier topic though, i liked the bit about the ketchup kid a lot. it was such a mundane thing compared to other topics, but it got a big response, and that's very funny to me.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
It's funny because the kid was 15 goddamn years old.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
Learning is important. It is super useful to decompress at the end and take all the horrible things you read (with enthusiasm) and attempt to understand the subject.

It is a step below an obligation, it should be done. Because each post was written by a human being.

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


I like the learning bits because it's fun to hear people try and work out what the gently caress is wrong with these people and get angry doing it.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
Left-handed Radio is pretty great, just started listening and 'What if: Humans Laid Eggs' is a great parody of masturbatory radio journalism.

A Meat
Jun 28, 2013

CERTIFIED FRESH AS HELL DOC MAKER

I like the "what did we learn" part of the podcast, because I don''t always reach the same conclusions as the readers about a topic, and it's interesting to hear from people what they got from a quick glimpse of something strange or stupid. Especially so if it's an episode you made the doc for yourself, and as a result have a closer view of how much deeper the poo poo goes, which sometimes makes you lose perspective.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

I finally listened to this week's. The ketchup kid was phenomenal though it was the perfect candidate for Adam's whiny teen voice.

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret
Yeah I like the what did we learn part, too. I think it might be better if the readers had a quick unrecorded break to think about it, though. You wouldn't want canned summaries from each reader of course but it's hard to have a cogent take on something you just finished so you get a lot of half-thoughts and rambling.

Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005


I like what did we learn for the flippant joke answers.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

"What did we learn" is worth it for kumquat demanding that the episode continue so he can learn about invisibility in the time travel episode

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

pangstrom posted:

Yeah I like the what did we learn part, too. I think it might be better if the readers had a quick unrecorded break to think about it, though. You wouldn't want canned summaries from each reader of course but it's hard to have a cogent take on something you just finished so you get a lot of half-thoughts and rambling.
Seconding this good post, in the hopes that the Ridiculists here will take the suggestion back to F Plus HQ.

Lotus Aura
Aug 16, 2009

KNEEL BEFORE THE WICKED KING!

KirbyKhan posted:

Because each post was written by a human being.

The one(s) written by Artificial Intelligence Poster weren't!!

Captain Capacitor
Jan 21, 2008

The code you say?
So I posted this on Ballpit, but I've been slowly building a F-Plus bot. I intend on eventually creating an episode of F++, a terrible podcast read by terrible TTS robots.

quote:

Although, if you are worried about slurping or stroking noises, sleep with a woman, it could be a stunner for a dinner sick of eating the same thing with her and crying on the floor.

quote:

Blow jobs are wonderful and simple gifts that you can easily disinfect and wipe with toilet tissue and use it as a form of noise pollution and do not improve safety.

quote:

It is just as taboo as speaking about how much my grandpa loved dogs.

quote:

Sonic pinned her to the bus stop.

quote:

This would be for small-breasted women who are tired of always getting pregnant, and have forced men to have their e-mail addresses if they wouldn't mind.

quote:

It is not a pedophile fantasy, it is a prelude to an orgy.

Targeted individuals-bot chimes in.

quote:

All of a sudden I remembered I was supposed to be tested for blood pressure and excessive blood sugar, because they have my address.

quote:

This is where you and other Cuddle Party participants can… introduce yourselves, learn about the Cold War-- though I can assure you I did not read the warning on the bag.

quote:

Gary is in and out of the anus from time to time.

And finally, a recpie:

quote:

INGREDIENTS
1. 1 strip crisp, cooked HORMEL® BLACK LABEL® Brown Sugar bacon
2. 1 strip crisp, cooked HORMEL® BLACK LABEL® Canadian Bacon Unsliced
3. 4 slices cooked HORMEL® BLACK LABEL® Canadian Bacon Unsliced
4. 24 slices HORMEL® BLACK LABEL® Canadian Bacon Unsliced
5. 4 slices cooked HORMEL® BLACK LABEL® Brown Sugar bacon
6. 1 strip crisp, cooked HORMEL® BLACK LABEL® Canadian Bacon Unsliced
7. 1 strip crisp, cooked HORMEL® BLACK LABEL® Brown Sugar bacon
STEPS
1. For each s’more, layer 1 graham square, 1 bacon square, 1 toasted marshmallow, 1 bacon square and 1 graham square.
2. Cook the beef in a 12-inch skillet over medium-high heat until the sausage is well browned, stirring often to separate meat.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

the "kitchin test" so to speak will be when a post from the bot is read on the actual podcast.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

the "kitchin test" so to speak will be when a post from the bot is read on the actual podcast.

To really pass a Kitchin test it needs an additional font module.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

I Before E posted:

To really pass a Kitchin test it needs an additional font module.

Only one?

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012


The module is for switching between the millions of fonts in its font database, obviously

Captain Capacitor
Jan 21, 2008

The code you say?
This robot is getting good.

quote:

This means that physically, no matter what, this is a bodybuilder, dark as a toddler.

quote:

The cell fell apart due to steroids and gay porn.

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~
There's a new IDEOTV episode on The Hardcore Truth, which is the memoir of wrestler Bob Holly.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

X-Ray Pecs posted:

There's a new IDEOTV episode on The Hardcore Truth, which is the memoir of wrestler Bob Holly.

quote:

Even if you don’t care about pro wrestling, this one is a good journey to take, a book about a young man who discovers that all the machinery making modern television isn’t so open-hearted, it’s coldly charted. He wanted to believe in the freedom of wrestling, but glittering prizes and endless compromises shattered his illusions of integrity.
:v:

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Just building up to the baseball biography where J rewrites the entirety of Cygnus X-1 in the episode description. After that, the podcast is over, for there will be no more worlds left to conquer

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow
I like IDEOTV a lot, but man, half those segments do not need to exist, let alone have quirky vaguely annoying theme songs.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

The Vosgian Beast posted:

I like IDEOTV a lot, but man, half those segments do not need to exist, let alone have quirky vaguely annoying theme songs.

So you don't like IDEOTV

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow

Alaois posted:

So you don't like IDEOTV

No I like it, I just think it has some structure that doesn't need to be there to facilitate a good conversation.

watho
Aug 2, 2013


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

The Vosgian Beast posted:

No I like it, I just think it has some structure that doesn't need to be there to facilitate a good conversation.

It's almost like they balance humor and serious discussion in order to keep it interesting and prevent it from being too dry or too silly.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

watho posted:

It's almost like they balance humor and serious discussion in order to keep it interesting and prevent it from being too dry or too silly.
That doesn't really have anything to do with Beast's complaint.

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow

watho posted:

It's almost like they balance humor and serious discussion in order to keep it interesting and prevent it from being too dry or too silly.

I totally get that! I think some of the segments are fun, some just seem kinda forced.

Christ, I didn't know this was a touchy subject.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

The Vosgian Beast posted:

Christ, I didn't know this was a touchy subject.
People in this thread get weirdly defensive about comedy podcasts. :shrug:

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

The Vosgian Beast posted:

I totally get that! I think some of the segments are fun, some just seem kinda forced.

Christ, I didn't know this was a touchy subject.

I don't have that problem. Goodbye!

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow

Improbable Lobster posted:

I don't have that problem. Goodbye!

I laughed, best response.

watho
Aug 2, 2013


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

The Vosgian Beast posted:

I totally get that! I think some of the segments are fun, some just seem kinda forced.

Christ, I didn't know this was a touchy subject.

None of the segments really feel forced to me. I really appreciate that they don't tack on every segment on every episode but keep the ones that are most fitting or highlight how bad the book in question is the best.

e:

Improbable Lobster posted:

I don't have that problem. Goodbye!

:laffo:

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Improbable Lobster posted:

I don't have that problem. Goodbye!

MVP! MVP! MVP!

Afraid of Audio
Oct 12, 2012

by exmarx

Improbable Lobster posted:

I don't have that problem. Goodbye!

yes... good

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

I'm not big on the pop star biography episodes but that's just because they tend to be someone's inflated stories about themselves, and it's less interesting I think if you're not into the area they're talking about. Not that I don't still like and listen to them, they're just not my favorites.

The Diablo Cody episode was great though, so maybe I'm wrong

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Djeser posted:

I'm not big on the pop star biography episodes but that's just because they tend to be someone's inflated stories about themselves, and it's less interesting I think if you're not into the area they're talking about. Not that I don't still like and listen to them, they're just not my favorites.

The Diablo Cody episode was great though, so maybe I'm wrong

the Slash one is amazing because it introduced me to the fantasic mental image of James Hetfield using the Hetfield Voice during sex

UW-HUAH

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

See that sort of humor doesn't grab me because I don't know any of the references. It's like one of Lemon's early 90's hip hop jokes stretched out over an entire podcast without the 'and that was a joke for no one' punchline

Why does no one make ridiculous biographies of barely-known folk bands :sigh:

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Lotus Aura
Aug 16, 2009

KNEEL BEFORE THE WICKED KING!

Improbable Lobster posted:

I don't have that problem. Goodbye!

Yay Lobster!

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