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Ash1138: Sep 29, 2001; Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

Skoll posted:

the "star citizen is the best space simulator i've ever played" line seemed like the classic overreach, but then again...

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Tippis: Mar 21, 2008; It's yet another day in the wasteland.

�or maybe he does, and has therefore played some of the spaceship games that have come out in this millennium and thus have a better baseline to compare against as far at what elicits any kind of excitement. Maybe he likes them so much that he doesn't want to subject himself to the poorly designed and even worse presented featureless jank that SC has shown off so far.

If you have to bribe people to try something out rather than respond to the inquiries they have about what might be enticing about your product, chances are that what you're offering isn't enticing.

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B_of_InfoRedux: Oct 6, 2015; WANT A MELTDOWN? KEEP READING FROM YOUR MOTHERS BASEMENTS WHILE YOU BEAT YOUR TINY DICK SECRETLY THINKING OF SANDI YOU HYPOCRITICAL PIECES OF HUMAN GARBAGE.

Fuzzy Modem posted:

Then you must not like spaceships, and this is definitely not the game for you, and that's okay. Not everything has to be for everyone.

How is someone not believing in stat citizen the same as not liking spaceships?

I love spaceships. I love space. I love space sims. I loath star citizen.

They are not mutually exclusive my man.

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SquirrelGrip: Jul 4, 2012

Ash1138 posted:

the "star citizen is the best space simulator i've ever played" line seemed like the classic overreach, but then again...

http://crossovercomic.com/media/extras/pilot/crossoverpilot_concept.html

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Tokyo Sexwale: Jul 30, 2003

What if Fuzzy Modem is Chris Roberts

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Flatulance-a-lot: Jun 3, 2011

Even if you dont like spaceships, star citizen is definitely the game for you. Its got fps parts, already fully released, farming mechanics, fight hostess sim mechanics, and id bet if you asked christo roberto about rpg or rts mechanics itd have those

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EminusSleepus: Sep 28, 2015

B_of_InfoRedux posted:

How is someone not believing in stat citizen the same as not liking spaceships?

I love spaceships. I love space. I love space sims. I loath star citizen.

They are not mutually exclusive my man.

to the eyes of the cult, yes they are.

# ? Feb 3, 2016 06:20

Ash1138: Sep 29, 2001; Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

i like spaceships, but only if they don't disappear when touched or eject me at superluminal speeds or have big metal bars in the middle of my field of vision

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EminusSleepus: Sep 28, 2015

Jason Sextro posted:

What if Fuzzy Modem is Chris Roberts

no I bet Fuzzy is now Sandi, fairly positive of that.

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fuzzknot: Mar 23, 2009; Yip yip yip yip yip

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Bootcha actually isn't confirmed as an investor with CIG

It's exhausting trying to uphold a discussion with people who have no intention of ever conceding regardless of what argument or proof is presented.

Actually, I can confirm this. But, as you pointed out in so many words, I'm just a silly goon and therefore the evidence of my own eyes doesn't count.

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Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Fuzzy Modem posted:

I used the word "suspect" and stand by it.

What proof would you require in order to have your suspicions alleviated?

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Skoll: Jul 26, 2013; Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love; Grimey Drawer

Ash1138 posted:

the "star citizen is the best space simulator i've ever played" line seemed like the classic overreach, but then again...

, this is like the fifth SC thread, and this dude shows up out of nowhere to White Cultist.. Riiiight.

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Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

What proof would you require in order to have your suspicions alleviated?

your shotgun account, duh

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Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

Fuzzy Modem posted:

I don't really care about any of this silly conspiracy theory bullshit. I really just wanted to talk about playing Star Citizen with my rad new mouse.

You're the one claiming suspicions that people in the thread faked communications about Sandi to throw dirt on her, and that this "turns your stomach". You don't realize this is accusing actual real life people who read this thread of being real human shitstains? If Beer faked those mails I'd happily throw him to the wolves.

It doesn't matter what you say you don't care about "conspiracy theory bullshit", when it's so acutely obvious from your statements that you do.

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a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Fuzzy Modem posted:

Then you must not like spaceships, and this is definitely not the game for you, and that's okay. Not everything has to be for everyone.

I ask question and you say its not the game for me... I will literally troll derek smart everyday if you convince me to fight for SC, please help convince me;

I pay $20 and get the shittest ship, now what? what can i do? how do i progress into the big ships?

What's the biggest ship and can i fly that?

Also i like to play with lots of friends how many of us can play together?

# ? Feb 3, 2016 06:22

Ash1138: Sep 29, 2001; Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

Skoll posted:

, this is like the fifth SC thread, and this dude shows up out of nowhere to White Cultist.. Riiiight.

look it's late and i'm tired, trumpet skeleton

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Fuzzy Modem: Sep 3, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

What proof would you require in order to have your suspicions alleviated?

I really don't care dude. It just doesn't sound like the person I know.

Look I think we've all had friends who dated, and then split up, and then you had to listen to them talk poo poo about each other. That's the same vibe I feel in here, and it sucks. That's all I'm saying.

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alf_pogs: Feb 15, 2012

man

as if people in this thread don't love spaceships

everyone loves spaceships

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Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

Also your "rad new mouse" is old and poo poo, and so is your vocabulary.

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B_of_InfoRedux: Oct 6, 2015; WANT A MELTDOWN? KEEP READING FROM YOUR MOTHERS BASEMENTS WHILE YOU BEAT YOUR TINY DICK SECRETLY THINKING OF SANDI YOU HYPOCRITICAL PIECES OF HUMAN GARBAGE.

Fuzzy Modem posted:

I don't really care about any of this silly conspiracy theory bullshit. I really just wanted to talk about playing Star Citizen with my rad new mouse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyXvApICPnE

But why here?

I'm just trying to wrap my head around the mindset here.

Like you want to pitch star citizen, then pitch to me, and everyone else here, what your point/end goal is. Because if it was about the mouse I would expect to have seen more about it by now (I haven't). So I suspect its more then that.

Maybe you just like spending money. You did pledge to SC after all.

Maybe you want to see what this side has to say? I could understand that.

Maybe just a troll? I can respect that, but you're doing it wrong.

I just wanna know. Like real psychological inquiry type poo poo.

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alf_pogs: Feb 15, 2012

Fuzzy Modem posted:

Look I think we've all had friends who dated, and then split up, and then you had to listen to them talk poo poo about each other. That's the same vibe I feel in here, and it sucks. That's all I'm saying.

man that isn't all you're saying

you're also saying you suspect people itt of making poo poo up

so don't backpedal into "vibe" territory now

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EminusSleepus: Sep 28, 2015

Fuzzy Modem posted:

I really don't care dude. It just doesn't sound like the person I know.

Look I think we've all had friends who dated, and then split up, and then you had to listen to them talk poo poo about each other. That's the same vibe I feel in here, and it sucks. That's all I'm saying.

lol

ok serious question fuzzy.. are you high right now?

# ? Feb 3, 2016 06:25

Dusty Lens: Jul 1, 2015; All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

Fuzzy Modem posted:

I really don't care dude. It just doesn't sound like the person I know.

Look I think we've all had friends who dated, and then split up, and then you had to listen to them talk poo poo about each other. That's the same vibe I feel in here, and it sucks. That's all I'm saying.

If you were a car you would have six gears for reverse.

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Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

Fuzzy Modem posted:

I really don't care dude. It just doesn't sound like the person I know.

Look I think we've all had friends who dated, and then split up, and then you had to listen to them talk poo poo about each other. That's the same vibe I feel in here, and it sucks. That's all I'm saying.

This isn't about "friends splitting up". This is about the vice President of marketing of CIG, communicating with a (somewhat) random backer about a forums ban. Do you realize the difference, and if so could you prove it?

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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK: Sep 11, 2001

Skoll posted:

Fuzzy Modem posted:

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Kakarot: Jul 20, 2013; by zen death robot; Buglord

fuzzknot posted:

Actually, I can confirm this. But, as you pointed out in so many words, I'm just a silly goon and therefore the evidence of my own eyes doesn't count.

I think youre getting confused again

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a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

alf_pogs posted:

man

as if people in this thread don't love spaceships

everyone loves spaceships

He could of come in here and convinced me to support SC but instead he makes a personal attack against my desire and love of spaceships. Hurtful and inappropriate personal attack.

# ? Feb 3, 2016 06:27

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Fuzzy Modem posted:

I really don't care dude. It just doesn't sound like the person I know.

Look I think we've all had friends who dated, and then split up, and then you had to listen to them talk poo poo about each other. That's the same vibe I feel in here, and it sucks. That's all I'm saying.

yeesh

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Rudager: Apr 29, 2008

Fuzzy Modem posted:

WC 3
Freespace
Freespace 2
Starlancer
Freelancer
Independence War 2
X2

Star Citizen's flight model is far superior, to say nothing of its quality in other areas.

I guess it's a subjective opinion, but SC's flight model is a joke, none of the ships have any feel to them, they could be 1000t or 10t and they all feel the same.

I-war 2 had decently implemented newtonian physics 15 years ago and SC can't even get the arcadey flight model right yet.

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runsamok: Jan 12, 2011

G0RF posted:

An entirely reasonable point somehow survives first contact with /starcitizen...

Is this somebody here? I'm having trouble keeping up with all the alts...

It's me. Not an alt. Also my Twitter & CIG account name.

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Mekchu: Apr 10, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

spacetoaster posted:

I actually really loved the design of this ship, AND the story behind it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_oSsy9Et-g&t=985s

Why would you have, what this design implies, the shields for a ship only available on one side?

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a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Where are the mods now!?! ALways there to ban me or probate me, never protect me.

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Oscar Wilde Bunch: Jun 12, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Fuzzy Modem posted:

I really don't care dude. It just doesn't sound like the person I know.

Look I think we've all had friends who dated, and then split up, and then you had to listen to them talk poo poo about each other. That's the same vibe I feel in here, and it sucks. That's all I'm saying.

This is essentially a tacit acknowledgment that you think they're true, but really don't want them to be.

Can we call this pulling a Dolvac?

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a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

I love spaceships

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CrazyTolradi: Oct 2, 2011; It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Fuzzy Modem posted:

I really don't care dude. It just doesn't sound like the person I know.

Look I think we've all had friends who dated, and then split up, and then you had to listen to them talk poo poo about each other. That's the same vibe I feel in here, and it sucks. That's all I'm saying.

No, what's happening here is you'd rather go head in the sand than face the possibility that your friend is capable of being a pretty loving horrible person to others and the idea that they could even do some of the stuff that's been raised in here makes you sick to the stomach because it ruins that ideal image of them in your head. To rationalise this, you stick to the logic of "If I haven't seen it myself, it never happened".

# ? Feb 3, 2016 06:29

Skoll: Jul 26, 2013; Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love; Grimey Drawer

alf_pogs posted:

man

as if people in this thread don't love spaceships

everyone loves spaceships

Love space ships so much I got these:

# ? Feb 3, 2016 06:29

Ash1138: Sep 29, 2001; Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

Nation posted:

Where are the mods now!?! ALways there to ban me or probate me, never protect me.

no one is safe from the stimpire, commando

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Dusty Lens: Jul 1, 2015; All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

Look basically all I'm saying is that everyone who has said anything about Sandi that suggests or states that her character is in question by citing specific instances where she acted in a repugnant or abusive manner is a liar.

That's just the vibe that I'm trying to express here. Not looking for confrontation or evidence. I'm just saying you're a liar and you have no proof. If you do please keep it to yourself, because it's a lie.

Anyways I've looked at CIG's internal facebook page and things are going well.

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Fuzzy Modem: Sep 3, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Nation posted:

I ask question and you say its not the game for me... I will literally troll derek smart everyday if you convince me to fight for SC, please help convince me;

I pay $20 and get the shittest ship, now what? what can i do? how do i progress into the big ships?

What's the biggest ship and can i fly that?

Also i like to play with lots of friends how many of us can play together?

Well, do like my friend and brother do. They have a $20 and $60 ship respectively, but instead of flying them they crew for me or borrow my other ships.

Biggest ship you can buy as a civilian is a Javelin Destroyer, which is a crew of 30 off the top of my head. Think what you'd buy if you were the guy in your office who's job it was to develop team building exercises.

It's $20 man. That's, like, what does Angry Birds cost?

Also, the Mustang Beta is a really nice little ship. It's just kind of a glass cannon. I have one myself, to escort my Vanguard.

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alf_pogs: Feb 15, 2012

Skoll posted:

Love space ships so much I got these:

whooooooooooooooosh

off to the Bed Universe

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