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coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Sandies.

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I Am Crake
Mar 31, 2010

There is so much beautiful in the world if you look around. You are only looking at the dirt under your feet, Jimmy. It's not good for you.

Birb Katter posted:

Bernie Bitches

Highly problematic.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

imo the salon writers should be called this

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Saw this at my local supermarket today.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
Good to know. I hate when they rearrange things and don't say where something goes now.

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
Not sure what the joke is, but you don't have to refrigerate eggs I'm pretty sure.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Drunk Driver Dad posted:

Not sure what the joke is, but you don't have to refrigerate eggs I'm pretty sure.

Maybe the joke is that the eggs are on the shelf, right next to the sign saying the eggs are now located in the fridge. Is the sign lieing? Are those egg cartons empty? Have we all be living inside a fridge without realizing it? There is just no way to know.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


All those cartons are empty and the fridge has a pool of already cracked eggs with a scoop, you buy your eggs by the pint now and you like it!

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

cyberia posted:

That's a shameful syrup to pancake ratio.

It's fake syrup anyway so it's shameful no matter the amount.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

CaptBushido posted:

This one is juiciest with context: http://www.salon.com/2016/02/02/bernie_bros_stop_this_meme_your_dumb_joke_about_hillarys_music_taste_isnt_funny_its_predictably_sexist/

EDIT: I can never stop laughing at "Stop This Meme"

Stop this meme! Before you kill us all, you fools!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmmQxXPOMMY

New Leaf
Jul 24, 2013

Dragon Balls? Are they tasty?

Drunk Driver Dad posted:

Not sure what the joke is, but you don't have to refrigerate eggs I'm pretty sure.

You do in the the US, but you don't in the UK and other parts of the world. Google it! It's weird.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I think if you wash the chicken poop off your eggs you also wash away their protection against germs, so if you buy washed eggs you'll need to refrigerate them or they spoil.

Put poop on your eggs to keep them fresh #lifehack

Mike the TV
Jan 14, 2008

Ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine

Pillbug

Tiggum posted:

Saw this at my local supermarket today.



Alternative pants
Nov 2, 2009

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.


Wild T posted:

My favorite part of this big long rant (that basically boils down to little more than "you shouldn't make fun of Hillary because she's a woman") is that the very title of the article is in itself sexist. Bernie Bros? The author just assumes that women can't support Bernie. But what would they call them, though? Bernie Brides?

Sanderistas.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Actually it should be Marine Fun :pseudo:.
You're not doing it right then

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Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Drunk Driver Dad posted:

Not sure what the joke is, but you don't have to refrigerate eggs I'm pretty sure.

You do in the US, because the way they clean the salmonella off them is by washing them, which removes the protective cuticle on the exterior of the egg. In most of the rest of the world, hens are vaccinated against salmonella and washing eggs is forbidden, so the cuticle's still there to protect the egg from infection.

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!
'Tis why on our dear Downton Abbey they have the eggs out on darling little egg racks.

Wanna bustle in dat kitchen.

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Actually it should be Marine Fun :pseudo:.

if you get enough speed before the ramp, it stops being marine.

EDIT: what nitrox said.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Why wouldn't it be Naval One? Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't believe the Marines maintain any fleet of their own.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Who What Now posted:

Why wouldn't it be Naval One? Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't believe the Marines maintain any fleet of their own.

lol those fuckers have even carriers

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
marine one is the name of the president's helicopter, guys

not a joke, that's actually what it's called

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Who What Now posted:

Why wouldn't it be Naval One? Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't believe the Marines maintain any fleet of their own.

The ocean can be referred to as a marine environment :shrug:

Edit: So I just did a bit of googling.

The plane is Air Force One, the chopper is Marine One, the limo is The Beast (google that thing, it's loving nuts), and there's an armored bus named Ground Force One.

:goonsay:

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

theflyingorc posted:

marine one is the name of the president's helicopter, guys

not a joke, that's actually what it's called

No, that's the callsign of any Marine Corps aircraft on which the President is currently onboard. Usually it's specific helicopters they use for executive transport but it could literally be anything from an ultralight to an Osprey.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSUW-Z_Cnc0

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Mulva posted:

No, that's the callsign of any Marine Corps aircraft on which the President is currently onboard. Usually it's specific helicopters they use for executive transport but it could literally be anything from an ultralight to an Osprey.

that's basically what i said tho, i just said it in an imprecise way

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



theflyingorc posted:

that's basically what i said tho, i just said it in an imprecise way

Precision is important when you're discussing the executive in the PYF funny pictures thread :mad:
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Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005


Jeb Bush about to drop the hottest concession speech of 2016.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
The President's gay hot gay entourage?

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



Walked past it, did a double take, went back and took a photo.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

mcbexx posted:

Walked past it, did a double take, went back and took a photo.


Dovgan knew

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

mcbexx posted:

Walked past it, did a double take, went back and took a photo.


He needed the money

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
Funny, but in a :stonklol: kinda way. Guy forgets to close his Twitch stream and continues to do... internet things.

:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/TiGlJtE.png

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Jamesman posted:

Funny, but in a :stonklol: kinda way. Guy forgets to close his Twitch stream and continues to do... internet things.

:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/TiGlJtE.png

:stonk:

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Jamesman posted:

Funny, but in a :stonklol: kinda way. Guy forgets to close his Twitch stream and continues to do... internet things.

:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/TiGlJtE.png

I ain't clicking that link which I can only assume the least horrific thing he's doing is jerking off

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

NotAnArtist posted:

I ain't clicking that link which I can only assume the least horrific thing he's doing is jerking off

It's a "rape" porno. I hope it's not real

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Jamesman posted:

Funny, but in a :stonklol: kinda way. Guy forgets to close his Twitch stream and continues to do... internet things.

:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/TiGlJtE.png

"I feel bad he is gonna get banned."

-a twitch viewer


"Cry you fat neckbearded freak. Cry about your stupid hobby and e-cred."

-a goon (me)

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

Jamesman posted:

Funny, but in a :stonklol: kinda way. Guy forgets to close his Twitch stream and continues to do... internet things.

:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/TiGlJtE.png

big dog playing "poker"

yep

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
NO BIG DOG NO

syscall girl posted:

"I feel bad he is gonna get banned."

-a twitch viewer


"Cry you fat neckbearded freak. Cry about your stupid hobby and e-cred."

-a goon (me)

don't quote yourself.

ElectricRelaxation
Aug 21, 2007

Jamesman posted:

Funny, but in a :stonklol: kinda way. Guy forgets to close his Twitch stream and continues to do... internet things.

:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/TiGlJtE.png

DOUBLE RED FELT HYPE YA DIG?

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monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal
Has to be deliberate. How the gently caress would you 'forget' that loads of people are watching your stream etc.?

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