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oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Ronaldo is definitely the GOAT (Gayest Of All Time)

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Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Can't do it on a rainy tuesday in Granada

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

i still get vietnam flashbacks from the consecutive 2-6 games

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Atletico bought Jackson Martinez for 35m last summer and now they've sold him for 42m, he scored 2 goals in 18 games lol.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
I love how Jorge Mendes is the guy with the biggest smile in this pic while Jackson has the classic ten thousand yard stare patented by Anelka

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
wow...what the gently caress is jackson thinking. he didn't adapt well to atletico but he's still a top striker in his prime who most big clubs would be happy to get and he's going to loving china? jesus

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Jackson got sussed out, meanwhile Salomon Rondon is banging them in in the most competitive league in the world.

Monkeytime
Mar 20, 2010

Mean Bean Machine posted:

wow...what the gently caress is jackson thinking. he didn't adapt well to atletico but he's still a top striker in his prime who most big clubs would be happy to get and he's going to loving china? jesus

Can players refuse loans/transfers? Or do they need a specific "no-trade clause" like in baseball?

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Monkeytime posted:

Can players refuse loans/transfers? Or do they need a specific "no-trade clause" like in baseball?

Players can absolutely refuse to go where the club would sell them to. His agent Jorge Mendes probably had him change his mind after realizing Martinez could be his golden hen best client.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


say this every game but Suarez is so loving good on those tough angle shots. Guy buries it every single time.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Suarez for 2!

What a great pleasure it is to watch your fave team play lovely football mid-week.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Gary Neville should sack himself. Valencia are getting worked.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Suarez always scores from impossible angles, its insane.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
lol

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Suarez is unreal

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Neville is out after this for sure

MoPZiG
Jun 6, 2006

Healbot posted:

Players can absolutely refuse to go where the club would sell them to. His agent Jorge Mendes probably had him change his mind after realizing Martinez could be his golden hen best client.

He's the third highest paid player in the world now apparently.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


El Hefe posted:

Neville is out after this for sure

at least he can tell future employers that he fared better in the cup than Rafa/Zidane...

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

MoPZiG posted:

He's the third highest paid player in the world now apparently.

they'll forget to pay his salary like what happened to Drogba and Anelka

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Hegay posted:

they'll forget to pay his salary like what happened to Drogba and Anelka

and somehow FIFA doesn't give these clubs signing bans

hmmm I wonder why that is

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

El Hefe posted:

and somehow FIFA doesn't give these clubs signing bans

hmmm I wonder why that is

My friend, LA Liga is just too drat good in Europe, so UEFA asked FIFA for a favor to crack down on our great league.

Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008
Without hindsight and a touchscreen, it's not as easy as it looks eh Gary?

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Barca have the best strike force in

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


I like that when 2 of the 3 big time scoring barca boys get goals they spend the rest of the game trying to get the third one too. And if all 3 score they spend the rest of the game trying to get Pique a goal. It's always some good team fun at the Camp Nou!

Brighterday
Jun 25, 2005

El Hefe posted:

Suarez always scores from impossible angles, its insane.

He always seems to try the hardest option. Often seems to try to nutmeg someone instead of going round, shooting near post instead of far and trying to shoot through a players legs instead of placing shot in corner. Reminds me of characters in animes who fight with weighted clothing. He's a true unpredictable, south american, iconoclastic genius street footballer imo.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Requesting a Suarez special beam cannon gif

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

Brighterday posted:

. Reminds me of characters in animes who fight with weighted clothing.

Also the same with me. This is what I think of too. Very good and true observation. And cool.

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lmao

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Suqit posted:

Also the same with me. This is what I think of too. Very good and true observation. And cool.

lmao

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
lmao if you don't think about Captain Tsubasa when a player pulls off an incredibly sick move

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Is it true that Neymar plays in his bare feet and the boots are painted on?!

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

sevilla are bossing celta so we'll see how well the barca boys do against a real team in the final

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Real teams haven't proven to be much opposition to Barca in recent years

Ape Gone Insane
Dec 10, 2010

Homework Explainer posted:

sevilla are bossing celta so we'll see how well the barca boys do against a real team in the final

think suarez might score 3 goals instead of 4

Tahirovic
Feb 25, 2009
Fun Shoe

Homework Explainer posted:

sevilla are bossing celta so we'll see how well the barca boys do against a real team in the final

since barca actually scores against the top 3 teams it wont be an issue. I hear beating Granada 9:0 doesn't win you a championship or a cup, is that true?

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
Sevilla had a great game. But do they have what it takes to win on a balmy day in Vigo?

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

sevilla beat barca in the league. don't get cocky, friends. the brave boys are full of surprises

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Ronaldinho's first goal with Barca, coincidentally against Sevilla in a match that started at midnight, love that man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVlS2Bt13dw

he's looking good these days after fixing his grill too!

https://twitter.com/Carles5puyol/status/677468847788711936

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

El Hefe posted:

Ronaldinho's first goal with Barca, coincidentally against Sevilla in a match that started at midnight, love that man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVlS2Bt13dw


:shittypop:

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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
I just noticed Luis Enrique is the first one to hug him, drat what a goal.

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