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Bast Relief posted:Yay it's VALENTINES!!! Actually Enrique does all of my gift shopping and love making for me
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Last Chance posted:Actually Enrique does all of my gift shopping and love making for me LOL if you don't have Enrique gently caress your genitals before you go to bed.
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Feb 4, 2016 05:13
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Captain Monkey posted:I don't know how I can so completely agree with a post yet be completely and utterly irritated by the person posting it. V Thank you V Bast Relief has a new favorite as of 05:30 on Feb 4, 2016 |
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Feb 4, 2016 05:20
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Bast Relief posted:Yay it's VALENTINES!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKccr8g1xCU
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Feb 4, 2016 05:25
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I saw a DVD yesterday that was making a very poor comparison. It was for the movie June, about a Psychic Bullied girl and tried to compare itself on the box with Carrie, but in a way that didn't make sense. The tagline was "What is Carrie was an orphan?". If Carrie was an orphan the movie would have had a much less depressing ending. She would have likely had a foster mother who was more stable than her actual mother and who may have actually given her the talk before the changing room fiasco. Even if that situation hadn't been resolved and Carrie had got angry enough to blow up the school, on returning home she would have been able to just run to her room and cry it out without her mother making it worse by trying to murder her. There may have been a few casualties at the school but Sue may have been able to talk her down afterwards after giving her some space. Also there is a major difference in powers - Carrie's mother was wrong about her powers being evil, but June is literally possessed by a demon. Carrie didn't understand her powers and was afraid of her family, June fully understands them and wants them to go away, and wants a foster family (that the demon doesn't kill). It's just not a comparison that the movie should be making.
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Feb 4, 2016 05:44
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Non Serviam posted:LOL if you don't have Enrique gently caress your genitals before you go to bed. This post made much less sense when I signed in
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Feb 4, 2016 05:54
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This Enrique meme is great  I know an Enrique. I can't help but think of him in all this.
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Feb 4, 2016 06:35
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winterwerefox posted:This Enrique meme is great Lol if you don't have Enrique think about Enrique for you.
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Feb 4, 2016 06:46
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BioEnchanted posted:I saw a DVD yesterday that was making a very poor comparison. It was for the movie June, about a Psychic Bullied girl and tried to compare itself on the box with Carrie, but in a way that didn't make sense. The tagline was "What is Carrie was an orphan?". It took me 3/4ths of the way through this before I realized I was thinking of Juno and was REALLY loving CONFUSED when you got to the bit about the demon.
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Feb 4, 2016 06:57
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Johnny Aztec posted:It took me 3/4ths of the way through this before I realized I was thinking of Juno and was REALLY loving CONFUSED when you got to the bit about the demon. You don't remember the scene where her and the older guy are watching a movie together and she rips out his throat?
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Feb 4, 2016 07:07
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That was Hard Candy.
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Last Chance posted:Actually Enrique does all of my gift shopping and love making for me Lol if you don't have Enrique cheer you on during your once-a-year hand beezy from your disinterested spouse
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Feb 4, 2016 07:57
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Johnny Aztec posted:It took me 3/4ths of the way through this before I realized I was thinking of Juno and was REALLY loving CONFUSED when you got to the bit about the demon. Same, I thought I was really misremembering Juno.
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Feb 4, 2016 08:12
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Ah yes, the Shane Company ads, where an old fart tells you to buy jewelry for every possible occasion and how they buy directly from Antwerp and pass the savings on to you! I can recite it from memory: The Shane Company on State Street and 7200 South. Open Monday through Friday til 8, Saturday til 5, closed Sundays. I know it like I know the pledge of allegiance and the girl scouts pledge. But I doubt I'll ever go there.
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Feb 4, 2016 10:05
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I hate adverts like that especially. It isn't just the insecurity angle their going after but the whole "you must bribe your girlfriend with expensive diamonds" side of it. It's like "hey your girlfriend will only gently caress you if she feels like you love her. If you spend too little money on her she'll think you don't love her. Thankfully we will generously let you buy our expensive things to show how much you care!"
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Feb 4, 2016 10:20
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Somfin posted:Lol if you don't have Enrique cheer you on during your once-a-year hand beezy from your disinterested spouse I just have Enrique shave his legs, put on stockings and suspenders, and bend over.
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Feb 4, 2016 10:57
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:I just have Enrique shave his legs, put on stockings and suspenders, and bend over. Well yes, every other day of the year. But Valentine's day is special, Tasteful Dickpic. I'd expect you to understand that.
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Feb 4, 2016 11:25
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Simply Simon posted:I basically think Audi drivers are huge cockholes anyway (and I live in Germany, so we have a bunch more!) This post and specifically that insult reminds me of the two foreign guys in Family Guy who are always saying things that are ever so slightly off from how a true 'Murican would speaka da English. Haha you crazy Germans you should learn proper 'Murican if you're going to post on the Internet since we invented it </jingoist>.
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Feb 4, 2016 12:04
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What are you even talking about, mashing together 2 random words for an insult is like, basic Internet flaming.
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Feb 4, 2016 12:15
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RagnarokAngel posted:What are you even talking about, mashing together 2 random words for an insult is like, basic Internet flaming. Oh yeah? That’s what a discombobulated chair would say.
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Feb 4, 2016 12:27
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I thought mashing together two random words was how you're supposed to name an English pub
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Feb 4, 2016 12:29
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Mashing two words together is just how we Germans talk. You ever heard of Schadenfreude (damagejoy)? Kindergarten (childrengarden)? Volldeppen (AllAmericans)?
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Feb 4, 2016 13:00
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Bast Relief posted:Yay it's VALENTINES!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC7hZY3sVxE
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Feb 4, 2016 14:22
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Potato Alley posted:This post and specifically that insult reminds me of the two foreign guys in Family Guy who are always saying things that are ever so slightly off from how a true 'Murican would speaka da English. Haha you crazy Germans you should learn proper 'Murican if you're going to post on the Internet since we invented it </jingoist>. A cockhole is a thing; sorry you had to find out about your undiagnosed phimosis like this.
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Feb 4, 2016 16:42
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Lagomorphic posted:Most people don't parse lyrics beyond just getting the jist of the chorus and ad people know this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3SzI92FDFo
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Feb 4, 2016 17:15
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GWBBQ posted:I'll bet that a sizable majority of people never knew that this song had lyrics. I remember hearing that the band would get really angry when people would sing "Shampoo" instead of "Woohoo" during their concerts. AFewBricksShy has a new favorite as of 17:40 on Feb 4, 2016 |
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Feb 4, 2016 17:35
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Semisponge posted:Ah yes, the Shane Company ads, where an old fart tells you to buy jewelry for every possible occasion and how they buy directly from Antwerp and pass the savings on to you! I can recite it from memory: The Shane Company on State Street and 7200 South. Open Monday through Friday til 8, Saturday til 5, closed Sundays. I know it like I know the pledge of allegiance and the girl scouts pledge. Ooo, me too! Now YOU have a friend in the diamond business! The Shane Company! In Cupertino, San Mateo, and Walnut Creek. Open weekdays 'till 8, Saturday and Sunday 'till 5, online at shane-co-dot-com.
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Feb 4, 2016 19:39
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One thing I really don't like about Shane Co. ads and a bunch of other ads on radio is that they do these long, fake show commercials where someone "calls in" and complains that their spouse didn't buy them a diamond. gently caress man just tell me to buy your diamonds so I can go back to listening to my terrible music
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Feb 4, 2016 19:43
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This isn't a dumb move, per se, but Learnvest.com has a Spotify ad where it sounds like the microphone is planted behind Alexa von Tobel's uvula. It's almost ASMR-level mouth sounds, and it grosses me out.
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Feb 4, 2016 19:48
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YeahTubaMike posted:This isn't a dumb move, per se, but Learnvest.com has a Spotify ad where it sounds like the microphone is planted behind Alexa von Tobel's uvula. It's almost ASMR-level mouth sounds, and it grosses me out. It's probably just a personal peeve but I hate Kit Kat bar commercials because I hate the sound effects of the people chomping into the bars. Like the "cchhaaooopptch" sound. Even though it's not loud, smacky, moist, globby chewing it still annoys me enough to mute the ad or change the channel. If I didn't like Kit Kats as much as I do the ads would have probably put me off of ever eating them anymore.
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Puppy-monkey-baby. Puppy-monkey-baby. Puppy-monkey-baby. 
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sweeperbravo posted:It's probably just a personal peeve but I hate Kit Kat bar commercials because I hate the sound effects of the people chomping into the bars. Like the "cchhaaooopptch" sound. Even though it's not loud, smacky, moist, globby chewing it still annoys me enough to mute the ad or change the channel. If I didn't like Kit Kats as much as I do the ads would have probably put me off of ever eating them anymore. That sound is the absolute worst. There was a kit-kat commercial a few months ago that played every single time you skipped a song on Pandora that was just an instrumental kit-kat jingle with the crunch at the end of every line. I started taking off my headphones every time I heard it start. Itd be like if Campbell's made an ad of people just loudly slurping soup
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Feb 5, 2016 00:46
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ninjahedgehog posted:Ooo, me too! The one that plays here at every commercial break on the radio is Mervis Diamond Importers. "Hi, I'm Ronnie Mervis, blah blah blah my family has imported diamonds for 3 generations blah blah blah South Africa blah blah. Nobody pays retail anymore, why should you?" and the phone number to reach them is 1-800-HERLOVE. Because whoever she is, you can buy her love with diamonds!  The most common ad recently is this one, his "I was born and raised near the diamond mines of South Africa" one. All of his ads have strangely unbalanced background music (too loud, then too soft, or doesn't match the voiceover well). Enjoy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUupV65ShNM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok_im6UAfw8 They have a whole channel of videos. How to choose a tennis bracelet, how to read a diamond certificate, etc. Riveting stuff!
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Feb 5, 2016 01:23
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sweeperbravo posted:It's probably just a personal peeve but I hate Kit Kat bar commercials because I hate the sound effects of the people chomping into the bars. Like the "cchhaaooopptch" sound. Even though it's not loud, smacky, moist, globby chewing it still annoys me enough to mute the ad or change the channel. If I didn't like Kit Kats as much as I do the ads would have probably put me off of ever eating them anymore. Agreed. I used to have pretty terrible TMJ, and occasionally I'd move my jaw wrong while chewing and hear an incredibly loud, disturbing crackling/tearing sound (which makes sense cuz your temporomandibular joint is right next to your ear canal), and it was basically exactly like the sound that they used in the Kit Kat bar commercials. So gross.
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I feel like a lot of adds know not to have chewing or slurping sounds, most seem to go with the silverware clinking against the bowl/plate or the "empty straw" sound. Of course Carl's Jr. Had to be different a few years ago and had an add that was just the sound of a guy chewing for 30 seconds straight. It had subtitles so we could understand how much he loved eating. Bleeeeugh. It was one of the few times is actually turn the commercials off.
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Their flashing tongues, spitting out blood and poison.
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Primetime posted:That sound is the absolute worst. There was a kit-kat commercial a few months ago that played every single time you skipped a song on Pandora that was just an instrumental kit-kat jingle with the crunch at the end of every line. I started taking off my headphones every time I heard it start. Lol, oh god I remember that one. That may have been what finally made me break down and get Ad Block. Listening to my chill rear end music and then ting-ta-ting HARPF ting-ta-ting CHOMPF ting-ta-ting-ta-ting-ta-ting HOMFF CHERRHF CHORPF no thanks man I could put up with the other lovely ads but that just was the straw on the proverbial camel Radio Help posted:Agreed. I used to have pretty terrible TMJ, and occasionally I'd move my jaw wrong while chewing and hear an incredibly loud, disturbing crackling/tearing sound (which makes sense cuz your temporomandibular joint is right next to your ear canal), and it was basically exactly like the sound that they used in the Kit Kat bar commercials. So gross. owwwwww uuuugghghhghg
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sweeperbravo posted:Lol, oh god I remember that one. That may have been what finally made me break down and get Ad Block.
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Feb 5, 2016 14:22
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Nitrox posted:AdBlock is taking advertiser's money by not blocking their ads. Is that why it doesn't block Taboola, which is probably some of the worst advertising around anyway?
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Cleretic posted:Is that why it doesn't block Taboola, which is probably some of the worst advertising around anyway? Not sure, probably. I dropped that piece of poo poo as soon as I learned about it
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