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WHY
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 06:51 |
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# ? Jun 4, 2024 00:07 |
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Need 2 Eat? Go on and have it!
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 07:06 |
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"Moist and Tender" As for the bear meat, if you have a roast you could always corn it if you think there is going to be a funky taste. I like moose but I had a big old moose roast that we corned and it tasted awesome.
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 07:11 |
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EorayMel posted:There is no food item that gets to me more than meat tainted in any way. I can't stop thinking about this
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 08:57 |
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EorayMel posted:There is no food item that gets to me more than meat tainted in any way. I want to die
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 09:42 |
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When I first moved in here I went to this lovely wholesale supermarket that boasted they had prices cheaper than all the competition to see what they had In the meat section there was a bunch of stuff wrapped up labeled "Meat" Just "Meat"
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 09:53 |
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Semisponge posted:I can't stop thinking about this https://www.reddit.com/r/skeptic/comments/1d7hk5/this_is_supposedly_a_tumor_oozing_out_of_a_cut_of/ Worry not, apparently it's a spinal abscess and the whole piece of meat was probably thrown out. Bodies are loving weird.
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 10:03 |
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Strangely enough knowing what it is doesn't make it any less nauseating
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 10:12 |
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Picnic Princess posted:I want to die
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 12:22 |
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Gamma Nerd posted:you're going to need to provide backstory to this He was hunting deer, which he had a license for, walked around what amounts to a blind turn in the trail and came face to face with a disgruntled black bear. They're usually not particularly dangerous but this one was very close and for whatever reason it was not having the usual "I'll just back up the trail quietly and you keep doing your bear stuff" method. It stood up, bellowed, and advanced. So he shot it. A couple times, being loaded for deer and not bear. Then went back to the cabin he was staying at to get his hunting buddies to help dress it and drag it down the mountain. I don't know why it was extra ornery that day, maybe all the nasty fish gave it a tummy ache. So having killed it, we had to eat it. Which seemed like a great idea because it turned into about 300 pounds of meat once butchered and like I said we were really poor at the time. A great idea until you actually tasted the meat. My dad drove a sedan at the time, so the bear was lashed to the roof with rope and driven home. Somewhere there exists a photo of pre-k me in my little coat with the mittens on a string through the sleeves standing atop the dead bear strapped to the roof of a nineteen sixty something Buick Wildcat. So yeah, he wasn't intending or even expecting to see a bear much less kill one.
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 12:27 |
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Semisponge posted:Strangely enough knowing what it is doesn't make it any less nauseating It makes for a great sauce though. Mm, pour it over some mashed potatoes and it's delicious!
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 12:36 |
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 13:09 |
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Are those flans?
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 14:27 |
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Fishstick posted:Are those flans? Look at this scrub who's never had flan and noodle soup before!
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 14:32 |
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Puntification posted:Look at this scrub who's never had flan and noodle soup before! It looks to be a flan risotto.
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 14:44 |
Who was under the impression that tumors were a liquid
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 15:45 |
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Eponine posted:It looks to be a flan risotto. A risotto made with instant ramen and sickly sweet fake caramel custard instead of rice and stock? What hellish definition of risotto is this?
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 16:00 |
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ME AM BIZARRISOTTO!
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 16:06 |
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Fishstick posted:Are those flans? What, you're not familiar with the cultural delicacy that is Purin Ramen? Good, because it doesn't exist and shouldn't. Also Mac&Cheese&Steak sounds great. Kind of a waste of steak, but still great.
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 16:11 |
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pienipple posted:
That makes it sound like you surfed the bear down the highway, which as far as I'm concerned is now what happened
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 16:14 |
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Cavenagh posted:A risotto made with instant ramen and sickly sweet fake caramel custard instead of rice and stock? What hellish definition of risotto is this? There aren't any risotto rules Cavenagh!
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 16:14 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:That makes it sound like you surfed the bear down the highway, which as far as I'm concerned is now what happened I'm retroactively making this canon.
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 16:22 |
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"There has been a concern raised over a bit of cheese I managed to form, should I laminate it for posterity or continue to consume?"
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 18:30 |
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AnonSpore posted:When I first moved in here I went to this lovely wholesale supermarket that boasted they had prices cheaper than all the competition to see what they had Choice Chops wants you to know we have meat. Just meat. Stop asking if we have anything else!
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 18:32 |
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no sauce no cheese top chips
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 18:41 |
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cash crab posted:Choice Chops wants you to know we have meat. Just meat. Stop asking if we have anything else! I get the feeling this will mostly taste like sugar and little else.
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 18:51 |
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cash crab posted:Choice Chops wants you to know we have meat. Just meat. Stop asking if we have anything else! Fake bacon flavoring is terrible.
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 19:51 |
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cash crab posted:Choice Chops wants you to know we have meat. Just meat. Stop asking if we have anything else! Cupcake vodka tastes good though
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 19:57 |
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I couldn't figure out what was happening here at first, but I believe it's the single worst attempt at making pretzels ever. Or it's just freshly baked dog poo poo. Rotting Banana Peel is the possibly the worst serving dish we've seen in this thread. Who knows what's in it. Fish Of Doom has a new favorite as of 20:14 on Feb 4, 2016 |
# ? Feb 4, 2016 20:11 |
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Fish Of Doom posted:Rotting Banana Peel is the possibly the worst serving dish we've seen in this thread. Who knows what's in it. I think it's poutine
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 20:15 |
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tine
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 20:33 |
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Poutine in a plantain? e: f; b
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 20:34 |
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mds2 posted:bacon ... is terrible.
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 20:41 |
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Fish Of Doom posted:I couldn't figure out what was happening here at first, but I believe it's the single worst attempt at making pretzels ever. Correct. Fish Of Doom posted:Rotting Banana Peel is the possibly the worst serving dish we've seen in this thread. Who knows what's in it. Baked banana boat with peanut butter, chocolate chips, and marshmallows.
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 20:55 |
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CannonFodder posted:no sauce no cheese top chips Goddammit even thinking about none pizza with left beef makes me crack up and I have no idea why. What is wrong with my brain?
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 21:27 |
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thespaceinvader posted:Goddammit even thinking about none pizza with left beef makes me crack up and I have no idea why. What is wrong with my brain?
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 21:42 |
itty bitty banana, itty bitty boat
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 21:51 |
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 22:28 |
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thespaceinvader posted:Goddammit even thinking about none pizza with left beef makes me crack up and I have no idea why. What is wrong with my brain? It is my favourite too Content: also, I know you guys of all people would have an opinion: Chicago deep dish, yay or nay?
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 22:50 |
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# ? Jun 4, 2024 00:07 |
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I'm a New Yorker so I'm obliged to declare that Chicago style is a casserole. I'd probably eat it if put in front of me but my preference is for slices that can be picked up and eaten.
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 22:55 |