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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Xenoid posted:

Lol what kind of Russian doesn't know that you shouldn't climb tree to escape bear.

What if he was already in the tree.

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Brock Samsonite
Feb 3, 2010

Reality becomes illusory and observer-oriented when you study general relativity. Or Buddhism. Or get drafted.

Xenoid posted:

Lol what kind of Russian doesn't know that you shouldn't climb tree to escape bear.

the drunk kind every kind

Wipfmetz
Oct 12, 2007

Sitzen ein oder mehrere Wipfe in einer Lore, so kann man sie ueber den Rand der Lore hinausschauen sehen.

Xenoid posted:

Lol what kind of Russian doesn't know that you shouldn't climb tree to escape bear.
Escaping bears doesn't seem to be a thing in Russia. Domestication and beating bears on the nose, that's more a thing. I don't know what the guy tried to do in that tree.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Wipfmetz posted:

Escaping bears doesn't seem to be a thing in Russia. Domestication and beating bears on the nose, that's more a thing. I don't know what the guy tried to do in that tree.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mmJvO9syx8

naem
May 29, 2011

is not bear is beautiful wife Natasha

Dopilsya
Apr 3, 2010
Does anyone have that children's book where the characters are all cartoon animals digging trenches and cleaning their AKMs in preparation for the coming war? I need to help some children learn about how they can make all belong to mother Russia.

naem
May 29, 2011

No need book already live in trench

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Dopilsya posted:

Does anyone have that children's book where the characters are all cartoon animals digging trenches and cleaning their AKMs in preparation for the coming war? I need to help some children learn about how they can make all belong to mother Russia.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

are those ukrainian uniforms? looks like the cat on the right has a ukrainian mvs badge on

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




a hole-y ghost posted:

are those ukrainian uniforms? looks like the cat on the right has a ukrainian mvs badge on
omon, russian riot police

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




naem posted:

No need book already live in trench
is on my way ( :nms: )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZJd4G4klUU
cars go trench too ( also :nms: )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_SpfsBdW2k

Xerxes17
Feb 17, 2011



So what the gently caress have I bought and how do I cook it? :v:

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

they're dippers for your vodka

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Goons: mystefied by freaking hotdog sausages

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Xerxes17 posted:



So what the gently caress have I bought and how do I cook it? :v:

"Russian Hotdogs" sounds like an alt rock band

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

I'm the resigned sigh from the cameraman

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
Gonna repost cause this is russia. jpg (it's me, with a loving bear, with photoshopped out face)

Notice: No leash.


Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



that bear doesn't look very happy, like you would expect a bear in a frilly elizabethan collar to look.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
My Slovak relatives came over to the US and would feed grizzly bears donuts by hand and watch the bears eat the donuts carefully in an almost humanoid way

Xerxes17
Feb 17, 2011

Oberleutnant posted:

Goons: mystefied by freaking hotdog sausages

Not, just not sure if I should be pan frying, boiling, grilling, etc.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Xerxes17 posted:

Not, just not sure if I should be pan frying, boiling, grilling, etc.

have you never had a hot dog?

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
Russia: Bear is like dog



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o62An7fk3p4

Xerxes17
Feb 17, 2011

Frog Act posted:

have you never had a hot dog?

Yes you loving autistic. But not all sausages are made the same or cooked the same.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Xerxes17 posted:



So what the gently caress have I bought and how do I cook it? :v:
cream sausages - pork, beef, butter, dry cream, salt, and spices. you can eat them raw (safely), you can pan-fry them, you can throw them over fries into the oven. you can boil them, but that's not how you cook them, so if it's ramen or something like that, then finely chop and throw them in at the end so they just warm up.

remember to remove skin though

e: you can grill them too, but that would be waste of a grill imho

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Frog Act posted:

that bear doesn't look very happy, like you would expect a bear in a frilly elizabethan collar to look.
performance bears are often maimed as cubs to instill obedience :smith:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Thin Privilege posted:

Gonna repost cause this is russia. jpg (it's me, with a loving bear, with photoshopped out face)

Notice: No leash.

I know a bit about bears and I've never known them to keep Russians on a leash.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

kalstrams posted:

performance bears are often maimed as cubs to instill obedience :smith:

Also they're drugged as hell.

Merdifex
May 13, 2015

by Shine
Not Eastern Europe but I unironically like this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUbCp2WgkYw

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Merdifex posted:

Not Eastern Europe but I unironically like this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUbCp2WgkYw

These people look like they remove kebab despite the fact that all they eat normally is kebab.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Jerry Cotton posted:

Also they're drugged as hell.

Poor bear :(

That picture is over 20 years old so I was not aware of this :(

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



feel bad for russian bears and chinese bears

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Xerxes17 posted:

Not, just not sure if I should be pan frying, boiling, grilling, etc.

i didn't know you were challenged

throw them directly over a gas burner, make sure beforehand that the transparent sleeve is intact - it contains heat activated flavoring

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Xerxes17 posted:

Yes you loving autistic. But not all sausages are made the same or cooked the same.

actually yes, any vienna style sausage can be cooked pretty much any way you want

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Merdifex posted:

Not Eastern Europe but I unironically like this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUbCp2WgkYw
croatia is eastern europe

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe
Hello friends I heard this thread has potato

Can you tell me where I get my potato

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Romes128 posted:

Hello friends I heard this thread has potato

Can you tell me where I get my potato

Vodka.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Romes128 posted:

Hello friends I heard this thread has potato

Can you tell me where I get my potato

PM me. The best potato the biggest potato.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Romes128 posted:

Hello friends I heard this thread has potato

Can you tell me where I get my potato
is no potato, onli kold, dark

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

kalstrams posted:

is no potato, onli kold, dark

That's what I meant. Biggest kold, biggest dark. PM me.

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