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Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Birb Katter posted:

Idris Elba in drag :swoon:

Now that's just full on pornography.

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poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

Noted African American Idris Elba

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Korgan posted:

My facebook friends are generally alright. They got better after I removed this guy today. :byewhore:



How the gently caress can you believe this poo poo :psyduck:

I have to admit I've always wondered if anyone actually believed these classic stdh.txt stories or if they just shared them either as a joke or because they are trying to convince themselves of it.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Does the CDC releasing this cute little infographic online count?

Women drinking is the cause of violence against women! I also had no idea my beer was going to give me an STD.

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poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

Making poor choices while drunk can lead to those so...

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Gonorrhea in a glass, chlamydia in a can.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Shared by Abolish the IRS - Because Trump ALSO wants to dodge taxes.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



I love how ridiculous these things are. Like, if you have a glass of wine with dinner each night and a couple of beers on the weekend, that's more than your 8 drinks a week. If you have three beers in three hours? That's over four standard drinks and you're binge drinking. Oh, and "might be pregnant"? So I guess if you're a woman who's had sex with a man recently, no drinks for you. You never know!

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Tiggum posted:

Oh, and "might be pregnant"? So I guess if you're a woman who's had sex with a man recently, no drinks for you. You never know!

That's actually their position: if you aren't on birth control, don't drink.

Never mind that there is no evidence that sub-binge drinking actually has any effect on fetuses, of course.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Picnic Princess posted:

Gonorrhea in a glass, chlamydia in a can.

You mean Chlamyto Cocktail?

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



So why isn't it ok to tell people to not drink too much

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich

The Saddest Rhino posted:

So why isn't it ok to tell people to not drink too much

Seriously. How did we go from "don't drink too much" to "they're telling us not to drink at all and telling women not to have sex!!!".

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

poptart_fairy posted:

Seriously. How did we go from "don't drink too much" to "they're telling us not to drink at all and telling women not to have sex!!!".

Really? You can't see the link between don't drink more than 8 standard drinks a week or you'll get an STD and then saying women shouldn't drink or they'll get an STD?

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
Drinking too much can lead to people making silly decisions. Taking that as

Tiggum posted:

I love how ridiculous these things are. Like, if you have a glass of wine with dinner each night and a couple of beers on the weekend, that's more than your 8 drinks a week. If you have three beers in three hours? That's over four standard drinks and you're binge drinking. Oh, and "might be pregnant"? So I guess if you're a woman who's had sex with a man recently, no drinks for you. You never know!

is going a bit mad.

They're general precautionary things, not strict ADHERE AT ALL TIMES BEEP BOOP restriction limits you weirdo.

tviolet
May 20, 2004

The new CDC 'rule' is interesting. Yeah, not drinking all the time while pregnant seems like a non brainer. I can however see how it pissed and/or confused people. If you search for it, you will get the same headline :
CDC: Young women should avoid alcohol unless using birth control For example : http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2016/02/02/cdc-urges-young-women-avoid-all-alcohol-unless-theyre-using-contraception/79701890/

Before that, having a drink occasionally while pregnant was not anything significant. Suddenly, ladies should be on birth control before drinking, just in case.

From the article :

quote:

Alcohol use during pregnancy "can cause lasting physical, behavioral and intellectual disabilities that can last for a child’s lifetime," according to the CDC. These disabilities, known as fetal alcohol spectrum disorders, affect up to one in 20 school children, according to the CDC.
However, in their own recent paper, fetal alcohol syndrome happens to 0.2 to 1.5 infants with FAS for every 1,000 live births ( http://www.cdc.gov/ncbddd/fasd/data.html )

Again, from the article

quote:

Babies with fetal alcohol syndrome are more likely to be born small and to develop problems of the heart, kidney and brain, according to the CDC. Damage to the brain can lead to low IQ and learning disabilities, attention problems, hyperactivity, poor reasoning and judgement, as well as poor ability to communicate in social situations. All of these problems can lead to mental illness, substance abuse and other lifelong problems
This talks about fetal alcohol syndrome, which seems to be directly related to the frequency and amount of alcohol consumed, like binge drinking ( http://pubs.niaaa.nih.gov/publications/FASDFactsheet/FASDfact.htm )

So, to tell all women to be on birth control if they want to drink may seem like overeacting and paternalistic.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


poptart_fairy posted:

Drinking too much can lead to people making silly decisions.

What silly decisions do you think a person is likely to make if they have a glass of wine with dinner? Or *GASP* three beers in an afternoon!? I wasn't saying that you can drink as much as you want and be fine, I'm saying the amounts they specify in their guidelines are absurdly low.

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich

Tiggum posted:

What silly decisions do you think a person is likely to make if they have a glass of wine with dinner? Or *GASP* three beers in an afternoon!? I wasn't saying that you can drink as much as you want and be fine, I'm saying the amounts they specify in their guidelines are absurdly low.

poptart_fairy posted:

They're general precautionary things, not strict ADHERE AT ALL TIMES BEEP BOOP restriction limits you weirdo.

tviolet
May 20, 2004

poptart_fairy, the CDC is saying this:

quote:

http://www.cdc.gov/vitalsigns/fasd/ says :

Alcohol use during pregnancy can cause fetal alcohol spectrum disorders (FASDs), which are physical, behavioral, and intellectual disabilities that last a lifetime. More than 3 million US women are at risk of exposing their developing baby to alcohol because they are drinking, having sex, and not using birth control to prevent pregnancy. About half of all US pregnancies are unplanned and, even if planned, most women do not know they are pregnant until they are 4-6 weeks into the pregnancy. This means a woman might be drinking and exposing her developing baby to alcohol without knowing it. Alcohol screening and counseling helps people who are drinking too much to drink less. It is recommended that women who are pregnant or might be pregnant not drink alcohol at all. FASDs do not occur if a developing baby is not exposed to alcohol before birth.

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
OK, but Tiggum is going mental over the posted image.

This is why context helps guys, rather than just getting angry about a facebook image by itself.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Tiggum posted:

What silly decisions do you think a person is likely to make if they have a glass of wine with dinner? Or *GASP* three beers in an afternoon!? I wasn't saying that you can drink as much as you want and be fine, I'm saying the amounts they specify in their guidelines are absurdly low.

People have very different alcohol tolerance levels and they went for the lowest end. That doesn't seem absurd?

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Birb Katter posted:

I care nothing for the bond franchise but would pay to watch a lady bond just so they made more for the tears it would bring.

Agreed. In the meantime we have Spy, which is awesome.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
Doesn't FAS happen later in the pregnancy? If I'm a young lady and I get pregnant one night after doing keg stands, none of that booze is passing the blood/brain barrier of my baby because my baby doesn't yet have a brain or even a wired connection to the mother.

I sort of get the rationale if the average woman doesn't find out she's pregnant until 4-5 weeks afterwards. But it's phrased horribly.

Krispy Wafer has a new favorite as of 12:46 on Feb 5, 2016

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

I took it as "we know alcohol affects birth. so we recommend being on the safe side and not drinking if you are pregnant"

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce

Krispy Kareem posted:

Doesn't FAS happen later in the pregnancy? If I'm a young lady and I get pregnant one night after doing keg stands, none of that booze is passing the blood/brain barrier of my baby because my baby doesn't yet have a brain or even a wired connection to the mother.

I sort of get the rationale if the average woman doesn't find out she's pregnant until 4-5 weeks afterwards. But it's phrased horribly.

There's inconclusive evidence both ways. And they don't say people have different tolerances, the CDC says that for women, more than 8 drinks a week ever is alcoholic behavior. It doesn't mention that getting pregnant late in life can raise the risk for Down's Syndrome and developmental disabilities. It doesn't mention that many countries without these recommendations do not have widespread FASD issues and that things like stress or environmental pollution (Hi Flint!) can cause as much or more damage to a fetus as a few drinks during a pregnancy. This is the latest in the CDC's recommendations that puts women boldface at the top of the report and then addresses them like walking baby makers. Ten years ago they said women who are of childbearing age should consider themselves "pre-pregnant" and be taking pregnancy vitamins and folic acid.

There is so much that contributes to the relatively high infant mortality rate in the US but the CDC refuses to acknowledge that much of that comes from low access to healthcare, income inequality and pollution and instead questions what choices women can make.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


poptart_fairy posted:

OK, but Tiggum is going mental over the posted image.

I said it was "ridiculous" and "absurd". I don't know what your definition of "going mental" is, but it seems you have a much lower threshold for what counts than I do. :shrug:

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
If booze can lead to poor decisions and make you more likely to get knocked up or contract an STD? They need to put death on that list too, with drunk driving and all. Hell lets get inclusive and add drunk dialing and 2am Amazon orders you might regret.

I get their intent, but I feel that they went the wrong way with the Not Pregnant list of possible complications.

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe

Eponine posted:

There is so much that contributes to the relatively high infant mortality rate in the US but the CDC refuses to acknowledge that much of that comes from low access to healthcare, income inequality and pollution and instead questions what choices women can make.

CDC only offers advice within their purview. They're scum

Scathach posted:

Does the CDC releasing this cute little infographic online count?

Women drinking is the cause of violence against women! I also had no idea my beer was going to give me an STD.



The extent to which you've misread this says a lot about you.

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich

Indolent Bastard posted:

If booze can lead to poor decisions and make you more likely to get knocked up or contract an STD? They need to put death on that list too, with drunk driving and all. Hell lets get inclusive and add drunk dialing and 2am Amazon orders you might regret.

I get their intent, but I feel that they went the wrong way with the Not Pregnant list of possible complications.

uh, drunk driving has quite a few campaigns against it already?

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce

FAROOQ posted:

CDC only offers advice within their purview. They're scum


The extent to which you've misread this says a lot about you.

Pretty sure advocating for access to healthcare for every citizen fits nicely into the CDC's to-do list. As is identifying environmental vectors for disease.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Fashionable Jorts posted:

Laverne Cox as bond.

:agree:
I want to dance in the rain of tears this would cause.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

:agree:
I want to dance in the rain of tears this would cause.

Same. The number of outraged FB posts and YouTube spitting blood rants it would generate could fill its own megathread. :allears:

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe

Eponine posted:

Pretty sure advocating for access to healthcare for every citizen fits nicely into the CDC's to-do list. As is identifying environmental vectors for disease.

They do both of those thing you utter loving idiot

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Fashionable Jorts posted:

Laverne Cox as bond.

I'd pay $12.50 to see this and I'd buy a jumbo popcorn and soda, too, just to support the endeavor in whatever small ways I could

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

No, it would be good for the CDC to give more comprehensive advice to women:

quote:

  • Don't drink.
  • Don't be poor.
  • Don't live in polluted places.

Those seem like equally actionable recommendations.

into the void
Feb 13, 2011

Scathach posted:

Does the CDC releasing this cute little infographic online count?

Women drinking is the cause of violence against women! I also had no idea my beer was going to give me an STD.



We could argue all day long about whether or not pregnant women can drink. My issue with this official CDC infographic is the part that pertains to all women. A majority of those things pertain to men as well. Hell, it takes two to make a baby, so "unintended pregnancy" is a risk for men as well; it's just a woman's problem because we all decided that raising babies is women's work that men sometimes get involved in. So why not just an infographic about pregnant women? If the message is "don't drink unless you are on birth control" then that right hand side is pointless; being on birth control doesn't magically protect you from esophageal cancer or violence.

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

I feel like then people would complain that it sends the message that only pregnant women have risks associated with drinking

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe

Arctic Baldwin posted:

I feel like then people would complain that it sends the message that only pregnant women have risks associated with drinking

STOP TELLING WOMEN WHAT TO DO #KONY2012

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

If there's also an infographic for men about the risks of alcohol intake that also includes violence, STDs and causing unwanted pregnancy then the CDC graphic is fine. If not, maybe then you guys will see why some people are taking issue with it.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

poptart_fairy posted:

uh, drunk driving has quite a few campaigns against it already?

So do STDs, yet there they are.

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Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005


I think it's pretty clear that the infographic isn't great based on the fact that people can get such wildly different messages from it. It's kind of obviously failed to communicate whatever it was trying to communicate if so many people can't agree on the intended message.

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