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Muscle Tracer
Feb 23, 2007

Medals only weigh one down.

Everyone but Jrode will receive a 6-month probation for our bad-faith arguments, unfunny jokes, and incorrect opinions about TNG, as is only fair.

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Yeah, we've all been dead men walking for a loooooooooong time.

Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
I'm so loving hungry guys, is the more liberty choice of delivery pizza or wings?

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Twerkteam Pizza posted:

I'm so loving hungry guys, is the more liberty choice of delivery pizza or wings?

Are you planning on tipping the driver?
*leaps clear of thread*

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Caros posted:

... I'm beginning to worry about what will happen when one of the mods actually looks into this thread.
Libertarianism* is well into the realm of magic fairy farts and technoutopian wishmongering, so I'd say we're all good.


*American Libertarianism at least. Who knows about Ferengi Libertarianism.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Twerkteam Pizza posted:

I'm so loving hungry guys, is the more liberty choice of delivery pizza or wings?

Pizza but only if you order an extra large and consume it by yourself while watching TNG

Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

QuarkJets posted:

Pizza but only if you order an extra large and consume it by yourself while watching TNG

:shepicide:

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Caros posted:

... I'm beginning to worry about what will happen when one of the mods actually looks into this thread.

This thread wasn't meant to contain only JRod. You know this as well as the rest of us.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Ferengi libertarianism would probably be communism.

Muscle Tracer
Feb 23, 2007

Medals only weigh one down.

Twerkteam Pizza posted:

I'm so loving hungry guys, is the more liberty choice of delivery pizza or wings?

Only one of these two things is the official foodstuff of the one true free currency, Bitcoin

GottaPayDaTrollToll
Dec 3, 2009

by Lowtax

Who What Now posted:

For years and years I thought Joss Whedon and Wil Wheaton were the same person because their last names were so similar.

Wait, which one's the nerd icon who sells themselves as a paragon of progressiveness, but is incredibly thin-skinned when it comes to criticism and blames everyone but themselves for their failures?

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Okay realtalk now, is Harry Potter more libertarian than Lord of the Rings, or less? Voldemort is basically a John Galt figure trying to crush the state, and he almost succeeds if not for the NAP-violating ivory tower statists at Hogwarts. Sauron is basically just a dude trying to recover his stolen jewelry and he only sends out an army when some statists show up to challenge his property rights. Between the two I feel like LOTR is probably more representative of libertarian society, ergo ipso facto it's the better series

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."
Voyager is a pretty okay show so far :shobon:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

QuarkJets posted:

Okay realtalk now, is Harry Potter more libertarian than Lord of the Rings, or less? Voldemort is basically a John Galt figure trying to crush the state, and he almost succeeds if not for the NAP-violating ivory tower statists at Hogwarts. Sauron is basically just a dude trying to recover his stolen jewelry and he only sends out an army when some statists show up to challenge his property rights. Between the two I feel like LOTR is probably more representative of libertarian society, ergo ipso facto it's the better series

If you want to I guess you could view Sauron as being either a very good libertarian by taking his power as a Maiar (granted by the celestial state) and using it to attempt to destroy said state, or possibly as the agent of Morgoth he is perhaps the instrument of statist aggression being as Melkor was the most powerful Ainur. Sauron's attempt to subjugate the industry of Saruman by requiring him to be a servant despite Saruman clearly being the greater innovator, as well as his use of Celebrimbor's craftsmanship through deception to create the rings of power suggests that he is truly the embodiment of the parasitic andd oppressive State.

On the other hand hobbits are obviously workshy drug addled scroungers who rely on the protection of more powerful civilisations and offer nothing of value in return, and the Fellowship itself is a roving band of hobos who bum supplies off everyone they encounter so it's really a very morally grey piece with no clear good or bad characters.

Woolie Wool
Jun 2, 2006


OwlFancier posted:

Ferengi libertarianism would probably be communism.

The best part of Star Trek Online was a hidden computer terminal that described how Karl Marx was widely read by Romulan dissidents.

I would watch a Star Trek episode about Romulan communist partisans.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Wolfsheim posted:

Voyager is a pretty okay show so far :shobon:

:frogout:

Speaking of LOTR didn't some Russian guy write some fan fiction where the story is really a giant conspiracy by Gandalf to stop the orc proletariat from being able to realize its potential?

EndOfTheWorld
Jul 22, 2004

I'm an excellent critic! I automatically know when someone's done a bad job. Before you ask, yes it's a mixed blessing.
Cybernetic Crumb

Twerkteam Pizza posted:

I'm so loving hungry guys, is the more liberty choice of delivery pizza or wings?

Order pizza from one place and wings from another and leave enough money for one on the door step. The driver who kills the other earns your business.

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

GottaPayDaTrollToll posted:

Wait, which one's the nerd icon who sells themselves as a paragon of progressiveness, but is incredibly thin-skinned when it comes to criticism and blames everyone but themselves for their failures?

All of them? You're on SA so you know how nerds work.

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...
Order a pizza, insist on inspecting it before paying, spend half an hour weighing it, counting each topping, measuring the dimensions to make sure you got the promised diameter, use those laser temperature readers to make sure it's a consistent, warm temperature. Then pay the exact amount due, no tip, even after mentioning a few times how impressed you were with how fast they delivered it.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
Forcibly annex the pizza shop, take all of the pizza, and inform them which DRO they can take their complaint up with.

The Larch
Jan 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
The best science fiction series is MST3K. :colbert:

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Muscle Tracer posted:

Everyone but Jrode will receive a 6-month probation for our bad-faith arguments, unfunny jokes, and incorrect opinions about TNG, as is only fair.

I think instead, if one is making a libertarian argument, they should be forced to cite an appropriate rule of acquisition.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Libertarians absolutely LOVE Harry Potter, no joke. Libertarians read how the Ministry of Magic helps facilitate Voldemort's rise through incompetent and corrupt governance and say "Yeah, that's what liberal government does, this is very explicitly a libertarian text written by a libertarian. Rowling's experience being on welfare clearly soured her on government!"

J.K. Rowling posted:

I chose to remain a domiciled taxpayer for a couple of reasons. The main one was that I wanted my children to grow up where I grew up, to have proper roots in a culture as old and magnificent as Britain’s; to be citizens, with everything that implies, of a real country, not free-floating ex-pats, living in the limbo of some tax haven and associating only with the children of similarly greedy tax exiles.
A second reason, however, was that I am indebted to the British welfare state; the very one that Mr. Cameron would like to replace with charity handouts. When my life hit rock bottom, that safety net, threadbare though it had become under John Major’s Government, was there to break the fall. I cannot help feeling, therefore, that it would have been contemptible to scarper for the West Indies at the first sniff of a seven-figure royalty cheque. This, if you like, is my notion of patriotism. On the available evidence, I suspect that it is Lord Ashcroft’s idea of being a mug.

Ravenfood
Nov 4, 2011

Muscle Tracer posted:

Only one of these two things is the official foodstuff of the one true free currency, Bitcoin
I'm still sad the ice cream/coffee shop around the corner that took bitcoin closed down after the city started looking into money laundering claims. They were pretty decent, and I need some ice cream right now.

Muscle Tracer
Feb 23, 2007

Medals only weigh one down.

mojo1701a posted:

I think instead, if one is making a libertarian argument, they should be forced to cite an appropriate rule of acquisition.

my name is muscle tracer and i approve of this message

Sephyr
Aug 28, 2012

OwlFancier posted:

If you want to I guess you could view Sauron as being either a very good libertarian by taking his power as a Maiar (granted by the celestial state) and using it to attempt to destroy said state, or possibly as the agent of Morgoth he is perhaps the instrument of statist aggression being as Melkor was the most powerful Ainur. Sauron's attempt to subjugate the industry of Saruman by requiring him to be a servant despite Saruman clearly being the greater innovator, as well as his use of Celebrimbor's craftsmanship through deception to create the rings of power suggests that he is truly the embodiment of the parasitic andd oppressive State.


Balderdash! Melkor was the true rugged individualist who refused the forced joinder of Eru the high god in order to make his own song and creation, rather than contribute to some communal, socialistic effort.

And in typical statist manner, he was aggressed against by cronyist Valar and their pet parasites, the elves.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

The Larch posted:

The best science fiction series is MST3K. :colbert:

That's a documentary, doesn't count

Buried alive
Jun 8, 2009

paragon1 posted:

My favorite story about Leverage is them toning down the bad guys in the show from the real people they based them off of because audiences wouldn't believe anyone could be as evil as the villains real world counterparts actually were.

:allears: Do tell. The more details, the better.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Muscle Tracer posted:

Do people seriously not know that genre itself is a meaningless distinction perpetuated by marketing departments and those desperately empty husks searching for a peg to hang their identity on?

"Marketing" and "husks" in the space of a single sentence, well done.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Sephyr posted:

Balderdash! Melkor was the true rugged individualist who refused the forced joinder of Eru the high god in order to make his own song and creation, rather than contribute to some communal, socialistic effort.

And in typical statist manner, he was aggressed against by cronyist Valar and their pet parasites, the elves.

Is it still considered libertarianism if one seeks freedom by forcing others to subjugate to his will and order?

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

THREAD'S CLOGGED
well it can't be if one is expressly forbidden from it.

Muscle Tracer
Feb 23, 2007

Medals only weigh one down.

SedanChair posted:

"Marketing" and "husks" in the space of a single sentence, well done.

We are born empty. Only through the grace of marketing can we find meaning and personal preferences.

Sephyr
Aug 28, 2012

mojo1701a posted:

Is it still considered libertarianism if one seeks freedom by forcing others to subjugate to his will and order?

Melkor -literally- mingled his labor with the land at the start of all creation. Everyone else is a squatter and are free to move to anther universe if they cannot recognise his freedom/rights.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

If you like sticking your dick in the earth then I don't think you can do much better than singing it into existence it's true.

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Let us consult the oracle!

Tolkein Vs. Power posted:

Hardcore environmentalists have tried to enlist Mr. Tolkien among them, focusing on Tolkien's candid love for nature, for example. But if loving nature necessarily implies you are an environmentalist, people like Ludwig von Mises should also have been very sympathetic toward the Green movement. Indeed, as Justin Raimondo points out, his point wasn't to bash industry or capitalism; it was to illustrate that evil is expansionist and projects itself even on the landscape. Hence bad environmental aesthetics are a reflection of bad rulers, which is to say, the use of power.

And here we have the correct understanding of the theme of the novel: it is about the evils of power. More precisely, the book aligns itself against power--not "economic power" or "social power", but specifically political power. This is also the central theme of the classical liberal political tradition.

I also found this other... thing about Atlas Shrugged and LotR but I am hungry and will leave it to others to quote-mine.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

mojo1701a posted:

I think instead, if one is making a libertarian argument, they should be forced to cite an appropriate rule of acquisition.
Customers are like gree worms; succulent, but sometimes they bite back.

Oh God, and that was from memory, too.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Nolanar posted:

Let us consult the oracle!


I also found this other... thing about Atlas Shrugged and LotR but I am hungry and will leave it to others to quote-mine.

As John Rogers said:

quote:

There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Halloween Jack posted:

Customers are like gree worms; succulent, but sometimes they bite back.

Oh God, and that was from memory, too.

Don't worry about it. Remember: dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.

Rule of Acquisition #109. (I looked up the number, that's all).

Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

The Larch posted:

The best science fiction series is MST3K. :colbert:

:eyepop:

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Shats Basoon
Jun 13, 2013

Posted by a libertarian on another board I frequent in response to me commenting on his post with "great, waiting forward to the next post where you tell me taxation is theft"

, post: 383052, member: 8" posted:

Explain why it isn't. Well, why it's not racketeering anyway.

There is a DIRECT historical line from protection rackets to governments. How anyone could not see that is beyond me.

What is the difference between the government of Lebanon taking taxes at the barrel of a gun in exchange for services and Hezbollah taking protection money in exchange for services?

I sure as poo poo don't know, and neither do the people in southern Lebanon who support Hezbollah.

The only difference I can see is that we "like" the Lebanese government so we call that taxation and we don't like Hezbollah so we call that racketeering.

We can see the same phenomenon in Iraq and Syria under ISIL, where these lefty commentators furrow their brows in a vain attempt to describe what ISIL is doing to extract revenue as anything other than taxation.

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