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david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

LobsterMobster posted:

Coker got a fat Russian for Henderson to KO

Benson Henderson, who has never ko'd anyone, would get ninja'd very badly

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willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
Fun turn of events.

Pudz owns a trucking company, and his truck was ambushed by illegal migrants in Calais, so he hid in the truck with a baseball bat and took a photo on facebook calling the migrants cattle, and now hes being called racist.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

willie_dee posted:

Fun turn of events.

Pudz owns a trucking company, and his truck was ambushed by illegal migrants in Calais, so he hid in the truck with a baseball bat and took a photo on facebook calling the migrants cattle, and now hes being called racist.

lol, doing too much coke makes you paranoid.

Some of the Sheep
May 25, 2005
POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

LeftistMuslimObama posted:

lol, doing too much coke makes you paranoid.

Wouldn't that be if you were calling cattle migrants, not the other way round?

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Some of the Sheep posted:

Wouldn't that be if you were calling cattle migrants, not the other way round?

he hid in his truck with a baseball bat like he was tasha yar fleeing a rape gang

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
i made another thing because i might be obsessed with :ortiz:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1QVAzpsIN8

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

LobsterMobster posted:

i made another thing because i might be obsessed with :ortiz:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1QVAzpsIN8

lol

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



LobsterMobster posted:

i made another thing because i might be obsessed with :ortiz:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1QVAzpsIN8

This was my first chance to actually hear anything from this interview. His tone of voice, like what he just said was so profound...

goddamn

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Tito is such a bad actor that he couldn't help but look right into the camera during a radio interview.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

https://twitter.com/illwillbrooks86/status/694710149722849283
https://twitter.com/illwillbrooks86/status/694710450920013824
https://twitter.com/illwillbrooks86/status/694711006342320128
https://twitter.com/illwillbrooks86/status/694711061728120836

man, Bellator is still really, really pissed about him killing Michael Chandler, aren't they

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



The UFC will gladly trade Brooks for Bendo.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
https://twitter.com/JeffMonson/status/695585957593116672

Presented without comment

Opal
May 10, 2005

some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.
Please Jeff just stop

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
reminder that jeff monson upped sticks to the shittiest possible part of england to train boxing and not only did he not get any better at boxing but he married a waitress

Gramps
Dec 30, 2006



uhh err ummm... what?

Am I to understand that one of those men was paid legal tender to teach an actual person how to box?

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

jeff monson will be a world champion in ape fighting one day

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


This is an ironic "haha I'm training like a moron" thing right?

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Iif I had to venture a guess I'd say whatever that is was born out of 5'9" Jeff Monson wondering "how do I finally figure out how to quickly close distance and hit dudes with a foot of height/reach on me" and putting as much thought into it as he does his politics.

Street Horrrsing
Mar 24, 2010

Godwalker of The Grateful Prisoner



quote:

“He jabbed me twice,” Monson told MMAjunkie. “Just two jabs, no big deal. But man, I felt it. I was groggy, my bell was rung, just from two jabs. I remember thinking, ‘This isn’t normal.’”

“Everybody thinks (continuing to fight) is a bad idea for me,” Monson said. “Everybody."

So for now Monson’s plan is to work around it, this thing that’s happening to him. For these next two fights, he said, he’ll tailor his training around avoiding punches, avoiding any and all shots to the head, focusing on getting his fights to the floor where he can put his considerable grappling skills to good use.


http://mmajunkie.com/2016/01/just-two-more-wins-and-jeff-monson-can-retire-or-can-he

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
https://twitter.com/nobu_sakakibara/status/695053467723784192

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0ZPaB9wx1w

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

fatherdog posted:

For god's sake someone stop this man

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
In happier news, Bellator 151 will see Bubba Jenkins take on Goiti Yamauchi, aka the tiny Brazilian boy that me and Dunc really like

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

It's always amazing to see things like this and realize that even though I'm a brain damaged largely inactive ex-athlete, I could still do things better more intelligently someone who fought for the strap.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
I doubt most people care, but Brock Larson just won his retirement fight in the co-main of the Legacy Fighting card. Larson had 51 fights and was one of those mid-aughts road warrior guys that are slowly dying out. I always liked him and I hope his post-fight career goes well.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

fatherdog posted:

I doubt most people care, but Brock Larson just won his retirement fight in the co-main of the Legacy Fighting card. Larson had 51 fights and was one of those mid-aughts road warrior guys that are slowly dying out. I always liked him and I hope his post-fight career goes well.

that wasn't Mr. Nice! ?

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Man, I know this is probably lower case z-league news, but my buddy from way back legit won the lottery last year and is starting a new MMA promotion in Missouri. I love following along for all the stuff he's doing to get legit. This week he hired doctors, a ring girl, a singer for the National Anthem, and a ring announcer.

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing

Grem posted:

Man, I know this is probably lower case z-league news, but my buddy from way back legit won the lottery last year and is starting a new MMA promotion in Missouri. I love following along for all the stuff he's doing to get legit. This week he hired doctors, a ring girl, a singer for the National Anthem, and a ring announcer.

Link to a website or something? That owns

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

I'll be sure to keep everyone updated, no website yet, it's still very very early stages.

Kain Royer, who fought on a couple Bellator cards, is involved because my friend trains with him.

Grem fucked around with this message at 06:44 on Feb 6, 2016

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
is it called MMAalicious?

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Grem posted:

Man, I know this is probably lower case z-league news, but my buddy from way back legit won the lottery last year and is starting a new MMA promotion in Missouri. I love following along for all the stuff he's doing to get legit. This week he hired doctors, a ring girl, a singer for the National Anthem, and a ring announcer.

This is extremely relevant to my interests.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
i would love to open up my own z league ufc, called cfu, hire a stoned guy and a tweaker to commentate and i'll be the coked up manager

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

I've posted a picture of my friend in this thread previously, he's a ridiculous dude but really the biggest heart and only the best intentions at all time. I hope that shames you a bit when you look at one of his very early fights that ends when he gets injured and laugh.

He has settled down some and has even won a few times, but yea...I hope his promotion goes well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmaNxpMbwh8

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Marching Powder posted:

i would love to open up my own z league ufc, called cfu, hire a stoned guy and a tweaker to commentate and i'll be the coked up manager

I'm your joe rogan all day long.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


His promotion should be literally called "Lottery Winnings Pet Project MMA" or LWPPMMA

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Grem posted:

Man, I know this is probably lower case z-league news, but my buddy from way back legit won the lottery last year and is starting a new MMA promotion in Missouri. I love following along for all the stuff he's doing to get legit. This week he hired doctors, a ring girl, a singer for the National Anthem, and a ring announcer.

Let him know I'm looking for investors for Moat Fights USA

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

Chris Leben to Bellator lol

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Ty1990 posted:

Chris Leben to Bellator lol

Ugh. That's a bummer. :smith:

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Ty1990 posted:

Chris Leben to Bellator lol

This is extremely not relevant to my interests :smith:

henkman
Oct 8, 2008

Ty1990 posted:

Chris Leben to Bellator lol

n-no!

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Ironic Twist
Aug 3, 2008

I'm bokeh, you're bokeh

Ty1990 posted:

Chris Leben to Bellator lol

I'm sure Leben vs. Manhoef will be a real pleasant and uplifting fight to watch

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